Robots, I have a job interview on Monday. How do I explain sitting on my couch for the last ten months, jobless, shitposting and watching animu all day?
>>23389113
Say you were traveling or some shit
You were going to,community college but had to stop.
"Health issues that have since been resolved"
or some shit
You were improving your skills in a variety of fields including (insert normie kryptonic computer program here)
>>23389214
If they think you had to stop working for ten months because of health issues there is no way in hell they would consider hiring you
>mfw trying to explain the last 8 years on NEETbux
Maybe it's a blessing in the skies. No employer in the world would ever hire someone like me, so I just have to keep leeching off society until I die.
>>23389113
>"figuring out what to do, what kind of job i want"
worked for me.
>>23389113
Talk about how you are a media analyst, that spends his time often looking over popular forms of media and examining what works and what doesn't in preparation of creating a entertainment business model that excels in attracting the interest of the new generation for profits.
>>23389113
write it off as freelance writer
Don't tell them you're a neet. Lie and say you've been doing college and volunteer work of some sort volunteer work counts as work experience, to some extent.
>>23389113
tell them you were taking care of a sick family member
>>23389579
this but say web development or programming instead
>>23389499
yeah its a joke
the same people who are telling you "get a job loser" wouldn't ever employ you had they known you were a neet
