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Who else /Mischief/ here?

> Someone opens door for me
> Don't say thank you
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>>23373572
I would think you are the rudest person in the world if you did that to me, I always give thanks and pleases. Did your parents not teach you any manners?
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>priest asks me to give 15% of my earnings
>give 20%
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>>23373572
>>23373636
>open door for people
>they say 'thank you'
>reply 'watever'
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>>23373636
>extends hand for handshake
>give them a weak clammy handshake
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>>23373572
fuck you
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>>23373572
>class assigns to read Hundred Years of Solitude
>read Ficciones by Jorges Borges instead
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>work at Starbucks
>someone asks for a latte with 4 shots of espresso in it
>give them decaf
>someone asks for extra syrup
>give them one pump less than default
>someone asks for nonfat milk
>give them whole milk
>someone asks for a drink with sugar free syrup
>give them extra pumps of regular syrup
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>>23373572
>people ask if I'm depressed
>say no
>planning on killing myself soon
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Looks like some of these hot dank memes are going to end up on /r/4chan
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>>23373933
>Starbucks
Not even devilish, the people who drink their """"""""""""coffee""""""""""" deserve to suffer
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>Say I'm gonna shoot up the school the next day
>Shoot myself
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>>23373938
REALLY PULLED A FAST ON THEM THERE HAHA
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>post this
>click "i am not a robot"
>i am
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>>23373572
>mommy begs me not to give her cummys when she gives me fuckeys
>give her cummys anyway
devilish/10
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>>23373989
exactly fam. why do you think I do it
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