You know he'd definitely eat you out

>>23363111
Tfw god gives serial killers better hairlines

No, he'd probably torture me for being so beta, or try to make me into a zombie in a drunken mania.

>>23363142
Noice.

Except for being a homo, murderer, rapist and canibal, he seemed to be an okay guy I guess. Would befriend if he promised to not rape or eat me. He probably would any ways tho.

Ok but seriously how is a fucking murderer so good looking.

>>23363318
Not a homo, but Ted Bundy was a good looking guy too.

>>23363318
Thats how he lured his victims. Same with Bundy.

>>23363111
I'd probably eat him before he ate me.

>>23363318
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

>>23363111
He wouldn't even have to drug me, I would more than willing come over his place

>>23363318
Fembot here, he's kind of ugly, honestly.

>>23363632
He was gay though, so he wouldn't smash your clam anyway.

My favourite thing about Dahmer was the reaction the gay population of Milwaukee had after his arrest. Apparently he had a reputation for being the creepy, 6 foot 4 weirdo who turned up to gay bars by himself and just stared at people all night.

he was sperg as fuck but we could share an interest in the morbid shit, I got a sheep brain on my amazon wishlist but I don't think my family will like seeing it in a jar
>>23363318
he's gay thats how
>>23364038
he even got kicked out of a gay bathhouse for trying to roofie a guy

>>23364038
Then why would people in their right minds go home with him?