quick stacy is sitting next to me in back of room in my lecture. what do?
>>23356848
QUICK SPERG OUT AND POST ON 4CHAN! DO IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Grab her face and smash it into the desk.
>>23356881
hahahhahahhaha
>>23356908
this establish dominence.
>>23356848
>finish whatever you are doing
>eventually either you or stacy gets up and goes home
>nobody cares but you
>>23356848
Nothing, like the beta you are.
>>23356848
take a picture of her
false alarm. shes spazin. no need to kill.
>>23356848
>Check pockets to make sure you have spaghetti
>Spill it
>Ohgoditsgettingoutofhand.mkv
>Lecture hall is inundated with spaghetti
>Madness as students attempt to eat their way out or climb each other in desperation, lungs fill with tomato sauce
>Stacy among the victims
>You survive by forming an air pocket with your laptop and a steady declaration of REEEEEEE
>You make it safely out of the hall but spaghetti keeps pouring from your pockets
>You are a spaghetti singularlity
>Holy shit
>10 years later
>The planet is covered in 10 feet of spaghetti
>People survive on bread boats and wear aluminum Pepe masks to avoid distinction anymore
>You ride the spaghetti seas on a valiant meatball, the Spaghetti God
>All this over a fuckin' Stacy
>>23357122
kek
