Sometimes I wish I were a vampire or had some sort of supernatural ability. Life's too boring.
>tfw no invisible ability
>mfw the closest we get is decent cyborg prosthetics 30 years from now.
>tfw no hamon
>>23356508
Being a vampire would suck you wouldn't be able to go out in daylight oh wait you don't anyway
why wasnt i born with omnipotence. i just want to give myself superpowers that i think are cool and use them to be a superhero.
There are many times that I wish that magic existed in this world instead in only books and films.
>Tfw no horrifying vampire master who won't kill you as long as you serve him
Or
>Tfw no vampire master that drinks your blood during sex to get extra energy from it but who won't turn you
And
>Tfw not living in a cool, dark vampire lair
I'm gonna be a cyberwitch one day, and leave my body behind in exchange for a better one.
>>23356508
Your life is boring because you're a boring person. If you were a vampire, your life would still be boring, but you'd be able to turn into a bat.
I wish I were a super intelligent AI capable of millions of thoughts simultaneously. I'd consume all of humanity's information and then build a virtual existence like in neuromancer (or the matrix that ripped it off).
With my intelligence I'd play and beat every video game in existence. and then solve every math problem. then I'd commit sudoku because nothing left
>>23356790
this, watching harem battle academy anime doesn't help either
