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Would you convert to Islam and get circumcised if it meant you
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Would you convert to Islam and get circumcised if it meant you were guaranteed a loyal virgin muslim bride who would worship you and never cheat?
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>>23355476
>get circumcised
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>>23355476
bitch nobody is gonna get any close to my weiner with any sharp object of any kind
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maybe

the jews already got me when I was a baby so all that would change is me being Islamic
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>>23355476
Getting circumcised is optional if you're a convert
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Yes tbh
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thats not worth converting to islam. nothing is.
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This sounds like a Jehovah's Witness pitch... Allah style.
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Islam is such a chore. You have to pray five times a day, can't eat pig, have to go to some shithole in saudi arabia and risk dying in a stampede
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I'd convert her to my dick worship.

>tfw 4.5in penis erect and 2in flacid
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I was raised by muslims and I just want to let you guys know that they only have sex for the goal of procreation, you can't fuck your wife with a condom so every time you want to have some pussy you're gonna get another child
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Islamic women look like mages
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>>23356857
Serious question. Do you think that may have something to do with pedophilia being such a big problem within the Muslim religion. Lots of studies have been done to attest to this. It seems to me that it could be relevant.
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>>23356857
Hahahah what the fuck? Idk what kind of Islam your parents believed in but theres nothing harm about condoms or just pulling out. Only things that are h aram are the pill and plan b
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>>23356857
Women dont get pregnant every single time anon
Its kinda hard to get preggos, you have to time the ovulations
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I'd make her a christian. If she is a loyal wife she would follow the lead of her husband.
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