>gf is at work
>Sit around in my underpants all day
>Masturbate about 5 or 6 times
>Masturbate to traps, black women, grannys, her sister
>Making girls on Omegle get naked for me
>House is a mess
>Spend half the day playing video games
>Just being a slob all day
>5:30PM
>Get a text from gf
>"On my way home baby :) xxx"
>Alright
>Vacuum the floor
>Wash the dishes
>Tidy the house
>45 mins later gf arrives home
>"Aw babe this place is spotless, you must have been very busy today!"
>No problem babe
Our secret, robots ;)
Hehehe big mistake Anon.I'm gonna tell on you!
You left the tab open dumbfuck.
And she's out fucking Chads.
>>23354991
I'll deny it fam.
>>23355050
I've already screencapped this thread bro
You're done >:)
>>23355121
Don't be a prick m8 delete it
>>23354961
>men
Human scum
>>23354961
>having a gf
GTFO NORMIE SCUM
>home alone while gf is at work
>sleep until 2pm
>play with her cat for an hour
>play video games until she's almost home
>take a shower
>"You didn't get too wild today, did you?"
Nobody I know realized just how boring a person I am.
>>23355121
DEVILISH
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I got your back, OP ;).
>>23355141
Alright alright I deleted it, don't worry manOr did I? >:)
>>23355517
Thanks fam.
>>23355589
Dude this isn't funny. Fucking delete it
>>23354961
This tbh
>tell gf I go to all my classes
>in reality just sleep play vidya and work part time
>jerk off to disgusting porn and hentai constantly
