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>Be black >Be kissless virgin >Finally get a tinder
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>Be black
>Be kissless virgin
>Finally get a tinder match
>She messages me "I like Big Black cocks"

what do I say to not fuck this up
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literally anything that demeans her and shows you think of her purely as a sexual object
that will do the trick

>tfw im not even kidding
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>>23304641
Say some shit like i got that BBC and send a pic of it.
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>>23304641

Say "So do I."
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>>23304712

And by "it" we mean a cropped-out pic of Brian Steele's dick
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>>23304746
Does op not have a bbc? If so that explains why he is kissless virgin.
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Say "I got that shit unlocked"
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>>23304831

What if I told you...that life is not porn and not all black men are magically hung like a whale?
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>>23304641
Y-you too.
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>>23304831
You guys are all idiots.

"My small dick is why I'm a virgin, if I had a big dick, girls would be all over me."

You do realize that most girls aren't just gonna up and leave if you're not loaded. And girls don't have a cocksize detector that they use
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>>23304941
a small dick can be a total confidence killer on a man, affecting the way he has relationships with others

>non dicklet detected
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>>23304641
AYO BB U WAN SUM FUK
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>>23304941
No i mean since blacks are only diserable for their on average larger cocks a black man with a average or below average cock would have an even harder time getting laid thanks to blacks being undesirable if they dont have bbc
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>>23304641
>what do I say to not fuck this up
"No hymen no diamond"
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>>23304641
>likes black colored cocks
check
>likes big cocks
as we say in my physics class "compared to what?" compared to a toothpick, everyone is big

It's obvious you are exactly what she is looking for, there's no way you can fuck it up.
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Give into your ancient African instincts and rape the living shit out of her.
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>>23304641
>wanting a degenerate that only wants you for some ill concieved myth, and fetishizes blacks.
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