Good morning wagecucks.
Mommy's about to come in to clean my poop, then have sex with me.
Better not be a minute late like last time! They keep track of those records in an NSA fusion center.
Not like the more liberal policies of the welfare office, which I will be taking checks from for the rest of my life.
Can't type forever, the bitch just came in and I gotta take off my undies.
>>23283408
It's just four more days buddy. Four more days and then a few more decades.
>>23283408
>Mommy's about to come in to clean my poop, then have sex with me.
I don't have work today. Maybe if you weren't such a useless neet you would know that most people don't have a weekend off work schedule.
>>23283408
Save your GBP
>>23283542
I kknow that you loser! Both my parents work 6 days a week for 12 whole hours. They arre natural born workers!!
Sorry for my typing mistakes it tickles my anus when mommy wipes.
I'm preparing myself for a long day at the business factory.
>>23283542
>useless neet
Things and tools have a use, like a screwdriver or a condom, but i am JUST MYSELF.
>ib4 you are sad that you can't be of use to the society like myself, i am an expendable condom!
Work harder bee, the queen needs more honey !
>>23283477
Mommy says I have the littlest penis, and its cute!
She always says that I'm the most handsomest 38 year old.
>>23283722
Yay, more bread and yummies on the table for big boy.
Sex, breakfast and a clean ass. This is the life. Everybody should live this way. I don't understand why some people want to work.
To each his own I guess. Later ill take my food stamps to buy tendies from the tendy tree!
>>23283990
I don't have a mom so I had to get a job so that my boss would clean my ass.
Wake up, wagecucks!
We NEETs need our tendiebux!
>>23284185
Yes you've had enough sleep for one night, and we are hungry. Go to work and dont come back for 12 whole hours.
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