Is there a worse sound in the world than snoring?
It sounds like the gates of hell screeching as they open and the demonic howling of the cerberus greeting me.
If you snore, you need your shit slapped hard until you shut the fuck up.
I had to sleep with my parents until I was 14 and dad snored like a gutted pig. I can't fucking stand that shit
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>>23278294
>tfw put up with a snoring person in the dorm next to mine for four months
literally the worst time of my life. I barely got any sleep thanks to that fucker sounding like a pullstart lawn mower all night.
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"Why are you so quiet?"
>>23278325
>literally all they have to do is sleep on their side to not sound like a fucking decapitation victim
>they don't
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>>23278294
all you have to do is roll them on their side, and the snoring stops
>your ex snores
>you keep this ace card for the very last and final clash of epic shitflinging
i wouldnt think a cute 20smt girl could make so much noise without getting railed
>>23278380
Oh god this gave me a headache just looking at it.
a really bad wheeze sounds like a large crowd of people are are wrecking your lungs.
Sometimes deaf people don't know just how good they have it
>tfw sleep down the hall from dad
>tfw can hear his snores get progressively louder with every breath
>gets quiet for a minute
>comes back and the cycle repeats again
>always complains why I'm so sleepy in the mornings
>>23278433
some people even sleep on their stomachs and still snore. they snore so hard that it sounds like they're choking
