ITT: Greentext your day of retribution
>i get the guns ready
>i drive to stacies house
>i get the guns out the van strap myself up
>bust down her door
>force her to suck my dick while i hold a .44 magnum to her forehead
>just as i bust a nut
>pull the trigger
>pull flamethrower from my back
>burn down stacies house and everybody inside
>throw away now damaged flamethrower
>pull out minigun
>barricade myself in the ruins of stacies house
>3:00PM
>perfect timing for chad and tyrone and his pals to come over
>minigun any and all normies as they pass by
>hold up until i have enough ammo or until the police overpower me
>even if they capture i already swallowed a small bomb inside of me before hand so that i will automtically detonate at 6:66PM
>explode everywhere
>my final youtube vlog will auto publish at 7:00 PM
>dead
What about your DOR?
>>24954468
I like the stuff about the ingested bomb and youtube video ready in time for the 7pm news but >pull out a minigun come on now.
Youre technically not dead till 7:06 moron. 6:66 doesn't exist.
>drive to stacy's house
>pull up in random parking space
>walk up to her front door
>chad is at her door, smoking a cigarette
>start casual conversation with chad
>ask him 'hows stacy?'
>he flounders about with me 'what you saying man?' 'what the fuck you want man?' huh? huh?
>ask him 'you got a gun?'
>he responds "get the fuck outta here... get outta here".
>he throws the rest of his cigarette at me
>he starts kicking me in attempt to get me to move away
>i pull out my pistol
>i say "suck on this"
>give him one shot to his stomach
>he falls down to the ground in pain
>walk up the steps and open stacy's front door
>stacys dad is in the hallway
>pull out my .44 magnum
>blast stacy's dads hand off
>a shot from behind goes into my kneck
>i turn around
>its chad, limping and bleeding but holding his gun
>i manage to get a shot on his neck
>i drop my .44 magnum
>i get a couple more shots on chad just to make sure he is dead
>i shoot stacy's father another time
>he says "you crazy son of a bitch, ill kill you"
>he repeats this a few times as i make my way up the stairs
>i walk up the stairs backwards facing stacy's father while holding my kneck wound
>tyrone comes out of stacy's room
>he shoots me in the arm
>i hit the ground
>i pull out my hidden pistol in my arm
>i shoot tyrone 5 times and he is dead
>i get up and make my way through to stacy's room
>stacy's dad is still alive and is in clear pain
>he grabs onto my back
>he manges to get me down to the ground
>stacy yells to me "STOP!"
>i pull out my knife from my boot
>stab stacys father in the hand
>grab tyrones gun from his cold dead hand
>i pull it up to his face
>stacy yells "ahhhh dont shoot him!!"
>i pull the trigger and he dads brains get painted all over the wall
>stacy starts to cry
>i put the gun under my jaw
>i pull the trigger
>out of bullets
>i try my hidden coat pistol
>its also empty
>i sit down on a couch
>stacy is crying
>i lean back and look up to the ceiling
>all i hear is police sirens outside
>>24954468
I would but I don't want the government knocking down my door. Especially given that I live with other people who despise the police.
>>24954617
this is a man who stood up
I will choke stacy with my dick.
my dick is big but she never gave me a chance
>>24954617
people who don't recognize this are not true robots
10/10
>>24954617
Who watched the film 100 times?
>>24955168
i'm guessing most would because he wasn't even trying to be subtle
>>24955168
i don't recognize it.
why is this bad
>>24955288
Taxi Driver.
I'm only spoon-feeding you because it's a cool movie. Now go watch it.
>>24954617
My compadre
Unrealistic approach
>Get AR-15
>Get glock 9mm
>Get full tacticool loadout
>Kevlar Helmet
>Balaclava with ballistic goggles
>plate carrier
>shirt and pants
>knee and elbow pads
>leather boots
>gloves
>all of this black for intimidation factor
>potassium cyanide pill to an hero
>>24954617
nice plan bruh
>>24954468
I sit back and watch as society burns of it's own volition.
I will do nothing to help.
>just realized quint quints got posted somewhere
yo hol up I need to check who got these numbers
>>24955555
>win the lottery
>wagekeks reevaluate their shitty lives because a loser is way above them
>superstitious people feel the universe somehow fucked them
>get to turn down gold digging stacies by the dozen, especially the washed up ones i used to know personally
>get to do whatever the fuck i want because i am a simple person with simple needs
sounds way better than violence imo, i would much rather see my enemies suffer and get depressed over the course of my lifetime
>>24955545
>go into school
>take out admin office so police response time can be extended
>find chad's group
>they are busy doing normie things
>one of them notices me walking up
>they all freeze and look
>crickets
>shoot chads face
>move on to all the others
>shoot the whore who took me to court
>finish off by picking off others who have wronged me
>police sirens
>the final act
>perch myself in a window out of sight and start picking off police
>they call in special op
>moving in on me
>better experienced and trained them me so i will almost certainly die
>take a few out thanks to plates before i get rekt
>or
>take pill
>>24955619
>he thinks he will win the lottery
are you also going to drive to arizona twice to buy tickets?
you actually think you could pull that off OP?
are you arnold swarchnegger?
>Buy a bunch of bleach, ammonia, and pesticides, as well as a gas mask
>make gas posion
>go to old highschool which has a big ventilation system that I know how to get into
>release gas posion in ventilation
>quickly head to current work place
>repeat process
>also kill that homeless dude that camps out a block from my work for constantly harassing me
I'm not planing on taking hostages, after that I'll go back to my house, get high and put a bullet in my brain.
>tfw no desire for retribution
Feels good m80s, you should try it
>>24957669
If he pulled that off, would you die?
