Who here is /ocd/ here?
>Be me, 10 years old.
>Bring a stick of gum to school everyday because I have shit breath since I hated brushing my teeth.
>Store the wrappers in my hoodie like a degenerate.
>Decide to go full autismo and over the next 5 years continually bring a single stick of gum everyday just so I can keep the wrapper.
>At end of week I store the 5 crumbled up gum wrappers in one of my nightstand drawers.
>Did this all throughout 5th grade, Middle school, and High school.
>Literally thousands of gum wrapper in this drawer because of my autistic self.
>These days, cannot even leave the house unless I bring a stick of gum with me
>Has gotten that bad.
>Also, fill in all the holes in letters on my worksheets like a fucking maximus autismus.
You guys?
>have routine when I go to bed
>have notepad files on my desktop that tell me things I want to do tomorrow just in case I forget (I never fucking forget something just pushes me to make these fucking things BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS RETARDED)
>have to check all of them 5 times exactly
>have to then turn my case fans to quiet so they won't accidentally start up loud
>THEY'RE ALREADY ON QUIET
>STILL HAVE TO CLICK QUIET FOUR TIMES EXACTLY
>then have to clear my cache three times exactly using RUN
>then have to go back to all my notepad files and check them 5 times each again to make sure nothing changed
>can finally shut computer down
>then have to check my door lock an unknown amount of times, my brain just eventually clicks and says "its locked now" even though it's visibly locked
>when this is finally done, I can go to sleep
>get all comfy and start to drift off
>OH JESUS FUCK I FORGOT SOMETHING
>SHOULD I RESTART MY COMPUTER AND ADD IT TO THE "REMEMBER" FILE OR JUST WRITE IT ON PAPER AND PUT IT UNDERNEATH MY MOUSE
>if restart computer, proceed to add to the file
>then proceed to do the whole fucking process over again
ABSTRACT
KIND
OF
HELL
>>24747159
okay wow that blows my thing out of the fuckin water.
>>24747062
>laying face down on couch sleeping
>imagine myself turning 360 degrees in a spinning motion on the couch
>keep imagining it while not even doing it
>can't stop thinking about it, just keep spinning and spinning in my mind
>had to get up off the couch
I remember that from when I was a kid. When I get high I tend to bring up this latent OCD shit that I seem to have. I am normal sober though.
When I get too high I start imagining something sharp going into my eyes and ears, then I cant stop thinking about it. I will sort of cringe at the thought of an ice pick digging through my ear or eyes. Then the thought sticks with me all night.
>>24747257
yeah it's godawful
this one is pretty usual
>washing hands almost after evrything i do
>become nervous if cant wash them for a while because i "cant" touch my face like a fucking autist then
>be me in 4th grade
>tired of kids touching my desk or bumping into it while walking to their seats and shit
>each day my mommy would put a bottle of water in my lunch box
>I figured out that if you take off the plastic thing under the cap and flip it inside out these little plastic spiky things stick out around it
>figure out that they slide perfectly onto the desk legs
>spend 4 days collecting 4 spiky things and when I have enough I take them out of my little desk drawer (remember when desks had storage, i miss that shit) and put them on the legs
>kids walk past my desk and get there legs scratched up
>people call me weird but it didn't even matter cause by the end of the week I had that whole class trained, everyone would go out of there way to avoid bumping into my desk
>I'm a genius
idk if that's ocd, but around the same age I used to have to repeat different catchphrases for different actions I wanted to do (i.e. if I was about to run I had to make the sound effect of a car engine starting, if I wanted to turn on the shower I had to whistle, etc.)
>>24748420
>Successfully defeated the normies
You are my new fucking hero anon
>>24747062
>>24747345
You don't have OCD. You aren't "quirky" or "random".
>>24747159
But you can make all of that funnier simply by narrating it
>>24748420
I'd like a son like you
>>24749093
No one said they were quirky or random. I think you have autism.
>>24749071
I'm the hero /r9k/ needs, but not the one it deserves
>>24749198
I'd like a daddy like you <3
>Left sock/shoe first, always. The whole day is ruined if I get it wrong.
>everything on a table must align in some way when I'm eating
and recently, I've found myself counting my steps.
>>24749159
shit that might be a good idea