How come women never fart?
Is it just not biologically possible?
Or are they storing it in a sack in their anus so they can use it to deter attackers?
Or do they just let loose on Chad's dick and face while he sleeps?
>>29930403
Girls fart, they just only fart around people they are close with where it'd be funny. Like how you fart around your bros and only around your bros because it's funny, girl are the same you've just never been close enough with a girl that she would do that. Plus girls diets are different so they don't fart as much or as loud usually.
My gf has thick thighs and a big pale ass and when we get back from the gym she chugs a protein shake then lets out protein farts on my face and on my dick when I fuck her in the ass. Pretty hot desu.
females fart more frequently than males and thier farts are scientifically proven to smell worse than male farts
fucking breedercucks
>le *BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAP*
you fucking animals
>>29930478
So they let loose on Chad's dick and face? Alright. Makes sense.
>>29930520
Well also around their girl friends. And I am by no means chad, you don't need to be a chad to get a gf friend.
>>29930403
My gf farts all of the time.
females don't fart and they do not poo
all the videos online of girls farting and pooing are just cgi and post processing fart sound effects
>>29930541
>you don't need to be a chad to get a gf
I think you've just branded yourself a heretic and a blasphemer.
>>29930541
>don't need to be a Chad to get a gf
I seriously question the notion that girls actually remove any waste. I mean why else would they go to the bathroom in pairs all the time?