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2016-07-06 20:42:17 Post No. 29771840
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2016-07-06 20:42:17
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well bots i guess this is it. i finally fucked up. this is goodbye.
>be 21 y/o living with parents
>managed to get into a uni 3 years ago
>kicked out after first year because i had under 10% attendance
>told my parents i opted for a "placement year" and then convinced them that my work placement fell through so i had a year back at home before i went back
>told them i was looking for work, whereas in reality i was just shitposting and playing vidya
>whenever i saw them in the hallway or kitchen they would ask how the job hunt is going and i started panicking with the amount of lies i was bringing up
>read about piss/shit jugs and decided they were a great way to avoid my parents
>buy a 24 pack of glass jars at ikea and bring them back when parents are at work, keep them in my wardrobe, steal toilet paper and keep it in there as well
>this goes on for about a year
>buy a mini fridge for my room with the rest of the student loans which i was saving (had nothing to spend it on) and tell my parents that i did a short proofreading job for some money
>they seem quite happy about it
>today was 2 weeks into having this mini fridge in my room
>have some lollipops and candy bars in the fridge for some reason
>was thinking about what i'm going to do about the university lie to my parents, thinking about what i could say, something like that since i didn't do my placement they wouldn't take me back and i had to reapply while i was trying to open lollipop
>the coldness of the fridge made the wrapper stick to it and i couldn't get it off
>have some scissors in my wardrobe which i decided to get
>since this wrapper is REALLY fucking stuck to the wrapper i've been trying to get it off for over 10 minutes and it's making me really angry
>push the scissors a bit too hard into the lollipop and it slips off and goes straight into my left hand
>i shout in pain since the scissors grazed it
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