Silly girls stories?
>10th grade, Spanish class travels to Spain
>one day decide we want to go see a bull fight
>everybody is gung-ho, guys and girls
>sit down at the arena
>girls are all taking pictures together
>"OMG Stacey so cultural XD"
>"so cool I've always wanted to see a bull fight!"
>guys all realize exactly what's about to happen
>bull comes out
>guys start stabbing the bull with the colorful things as it runs around
>one girl asks how the sticks stay on, like Velcro or something?
>teacher explains they're barb-tipped shafts
>all the girls demeanors change to horror
>horse guy comes out stabbing the spear into the bull
>girls start crying and screaming
>by the time the matador finishes the bull, they're all unrecognizable with makeup and tears smeared everywhere
>mfw
I guess they didn't realize a bull fight meant fighting a bull
>>29677838
you actually went on the field trip to Spain?
jesus christ talk about normie
>>29677838
i kek'd jesus i know stacys are stupid but if this shit happened...jesus
>Out shooting in desert with girl I like, trying to get to be my gf
>shit's going smoothly
>start with .22 pistol, work up to my AR-15
>It's my turn to shoot and I'm shooting my target
>see a prairie dog pop up
>shoot it
>It fucking exploded into an unrecognizable heap of red mush
>Kinda like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMzKFi9WaLI&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVMzKFi9WaLI&has_verified=1
>O shit lmao I forgot I wasn't with my retarded friends
>she starts fucking crying and calling me a monster
>demands I take her home right now
>do it
>never hear from her again
I guess that's another Hillary voter
>>29679249
Kek
Girls and hunting never mix
>hunting with 2 friends at the start of summer, right when the animals aren't stuffed with worms
>normalshit hunting buddy brought his GF
>shes wearing a fucking pink camo hat and converses.
>buddy decides to let her use his 12 guage mossberg
>she actually hits a lazy buck her first try, despite almost falling over
>starts blubbering about how she didn't think she'd actually hit it
>20 minutes of trailing and crying later, we find the deer
>girl starts screaming once I start to finish it off with a knife
>buddy ditches me and one other guy to clean an entire fucking deer by ourselves while he takes the bitch back to her apartment
>2 weeks later she's posting vegetarian bullshit on Facebook
Bullfights still happen? I thought PETA banned them?
>>29679651
Did your friend become a cuck and start posting vegan stuff too?
Isn't hunted meat the most humane meat though? The animal often dies within minutes of figuring out that humans are near him.
I'm seeing a trend
>go kill animal
>girl cries
>haha dumb girl
I thought I didn't understand women but even i get that you can't shoot animals in front of them ffs
>>29679714
I don't think he's vegetarian, but the last time I asked if he wanted to hunt, he said he wasn't really into it anymore.
That was bullshit. I went to highschool with him, and he shot prairie chickens with his dad's compound bow because he wasn't allowed to use a gun. He loved hunting. No fucking way his GF wasn't the reason for him stopping.
>>29677889
you wouldn't want to go somewhere else? Somewhere you might be someone else?
>>29679714
being killed by humans is always more humane than how they would die naturally
>>29679808
I made this photo lol
>be somewhat popular normie in hs
>grandpa has a farm, he regularly organizes pig slaughters etc.
>invite a bunch of people including girls for basically free food+fresh meat products etc.
>Chubby Stacy loves meat
>mfw seeing the horror on her face when she sees me butcher a pig
No girls ever talked to after that, and I think chubby stacy went vegan