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IDS gonna take your bennies away
>>29549863
>IDS
slowpoke.jpg
>>29549922
When boris puts him back in charge of bennies
>Had to work today, first time since the referendum
>Everyone at work in shock
>One girl is crying
>Try to cheer her up
>Walk over to her
>Slightly lift my shirt and say 'I am an outie!' exposing my outie bellybutton
>she doesn't notice
>starts raging at me, calling me scum and saying I ruined her future
>meekly apologise
>whole workplace angry at me now
i didn't even fucking vote
brexit fallout continues
>>29549953
pathetic. not man enough to vote, not man enough to correct her
>>29549972
I'm so bored of this shit. I thought the vote would be the end of it
>>29549993
>tfw hoping for riots and beta uprising
You runts are nothing more than a game to me.
>>29549953
I know this is the social outcast board but literally no one likes a sticky out belly button, I think you should post a photo then leave
>back to work tomorrow after two weeks off
I'm going to bottle it, quit and have to start all over again, aren't I.
>>29549863
>EU flag in window isn't on fire
someone get on that please
>>29550093
>someone get on that please
we need OP image guy
>>29550093
vquick one whilst I eat. whole thing needs an update
>>29550093
>>29550141
Nah, make all the stars fall out
I'm popping out to Tesco, should I get you anything?
PULL UP
ON BRIT
FEEEL
THEN YOU SHITPOST AND BE THRU WITH DAT
>>29550156
don't tell me what to do, youre not my real dad
>>29550066
100 percent truth in this post, they're fucking gross.
Still remember the first time I saw one as a kid and how grossed out I was
Tilde, hope you are doing good mate.
>>29550174
Cheap DVDs, lad.
>>29550141
Cameron should be begging on the floor now with a comical sign, Farage should get some representation in
>>29550174
All day breakfast sandwich
>>29550174
better get a move on lad, some mussies don't like selling you booze after 10 on a sunday.
it's all over lads
pack it up
>>29550352
Why do the Irish and the Scottish insist on not letting us have our way?
>>29550381
the eternal celt
FUCKS SAKE lads, thought I won 500 quid but I hadn't clicked to place the bet. Fuck everything, how did that even happen
>>29550415
kek you the guy who was showing his winnings off the other day
Post the waifu lads.
>>29550443
nah man, only time I posted my bet slip was when england fucked it against the netherlands in the friendly
>>29550040
I know? It was a shit obvious joke you fucking retard.
I'm just showing you my fish
>>29549863
what are some good movies/graphic novels/books that are about technology
Just ate 4 orange club biscuits
what are you lads up to
>>29550521
Know a few
>>29550555
looking at flats
>>29550555
Recent business has me re-watching The Thick Of It.
>>29550485
No one gives a shit about your fucking fish, it's not even a real pet lmao.
>>29550521
This ones good tbf
>>29550521
Lots of filter technology in this one
>>29550574
>lmao
Hows reddit and 9gag fag?
>>29550521
This ones very good, cheap as well
>>29550555
Watching House MD
Poleaboo just masturbated and isn't sure he wants to see the domme tomorrow
>>29549230
It wasn't related to a sexual attraction to the girl though
>>29549230
ASDA won't hire me
Should not though I haven't been charged for any of that stuff
>>29550521
Last one, pick some for yourself once in a while
>>29550555
Watching Twin Peaks, getting /comfy/.
Tell me, how can someone be this beautiful?
>>29550634
Poleaboo chats shit
>>29550664
I'm just a fetishist (or was)
A girls shoe is more attractive than her body
>>29550555
Just finished DOOM, really enjoyed it.
Going to pick up where I left off on stellarisYour animu is qt btw
Wish I could express myself with similar body language as Anthony Saidy uses.
>>29550690
>A girls shoe is more attractive than her body
Right...
>>29550572
>The Thick Of It
Good choice lad
>>29550555
Cooking lasagne and about to watch a horror movie.
Got monday off work
>>29550598
>owning a beta retarded fish
How's it like being a cuck?
How to vote remain
>step one, call everyone who has ever had a thought different from you racist
>step 2 loose the vote as everyone sees this and thinks your a cunt
>step 3, sell all your "beliefs" of equality out in public by acting ageist and classist as now every old person with a lifetimes experience doesn't know anything at all and is just "ruining muh future u racist old man" or if they voted leave and they're young they're just "uneducated working class chavs, how dare they have differening opinions to the highly educated IN voters like me, i'll have you know i read 3 whole buzzfeed articles on the topic so i know what i', talking about"
>step 4 ????
>step 5 - rage hotter than the heat of a thousand suns on social media and start a petition to vote again
In voters are such a whiny cancer
>almost got caugh taking creepshots of some girl's ass at work
could have lost my normiejob desu
>>29550734
>ow to vote remain
>>step one, call everyone who has ever had a thought different from you racist
>>step 2 loose the vote as everyone sees this and thinks your a cunt
>>step 3, sell all your "beliefs" of equality out in public by acting ageist and classist as now every old person with a lifetimes experience doesn't know anything at all and is just "ruining muh future u racist old man" or if they voted leave and they're young they're just "uneducated working class chavs, how dare they have differening opinions to the highly educated IN voters like me, i'll have you know i read 3 whole buzzfeed articles on the topic so i know what i', talking about"
>>step 4 ????
>>step 5 - rage hotter than the heat of a thousand suns on social media and start a petition to vote again
>
>In voters are such a whiny cancer
>>29550755
You voted leave because you hate poles you paki bastard
>>29550653
>tfw she got bretty ugly
audrey stayed hot for a while tho
>>29550755
Step it up, last time i posted some brexit stuff i got the exact same pic of a fedora meme man, get some new material friend
I think I'm being possessed by ghost. My thinking voice sometimes becomes his.
>>29550729
>How's it like being a cuck?
He cant speak and hes actually upset.
Hows it like being retard actually yes?
>Be a robot
>Spend 99% of time indoors, playing video games
>Politics might as well not exist. I pay literally no attention to it
>Go to vote
>Flip a coin, heads for in, tails for out
>Lands on head, vote in
>kek all the way home
I don't even know the advantages or disadvantages to staying in the EU or not.
Lads what the fuck is wrong with this girls posture?
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=110558746
Check out the first two pics...something odd going on with her shoulders. Can't quite place what is wrong, are they too broad?
>>29550755
How to vote remain:
Strawmen.
Fear mongering with nothing short of claiming this will cause WWIII.
Classism.
Attacking the 'poor and unintelligent' because no one could possibly disagree with you.
Except for ~~~over~~~ half the country.
>>29549863
Well lads, now I've been sacked an all, I thought I should use my dismissal as an opportunity to 'start again'.
>mfw it occurred to me i am 30 years old and i've not even started
kek
>>29550853
she's forcing her neck towards the camera as it creates a thinner looking face
>>29550853
she's got no fooking neck, neckless bitch
>>29550853
compare first picture to last picture, she's trying to hide her man chain
>>29550853
Shes lifting her shoulders up to make her breasts appear less saggy
>>29550868
why did you get sacked?
>>29550852
You're fucked anyway if you're anything less than a small business owner.
After watching Curb Your Enthusiasm I really want to wear gym shoes everywhere.
>>29550755
>I'm so le progressive
>>29550852
>I don't even know the advantages or disadvantages to staying in the EU or not.
Fun fact: Literally no one does
Best British live music performance of all time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoDh_gHDvkk
>>29550965
haha yes /b/rother, you show him!
>>29551006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuSYZsyLzBk
nah
>fedoraposting on late night /britfeel/
Only comfy Simpsons discussion can be had at this time.
>>29551017
Quite frankly sick of the racist and misogynistic people here
>tfw Radiohead somehow sound better live
Wish I could go to see them before I die but too much of an sperg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsLn9Wl1u_Q
>>29551086
the face is trying to smile but the eyes scream "end me"
>>29550903
Nasty normie cunt telling tales for the killer blow. Being a raving autist doesn't help either.
Thinking of buying a camper van and living in it desu.
>>29551158
what sort of lie could get you fired?
and were you fired or made "redundant"
>>29551090
Saw them at Victoria Park in 2008, was a good day out. You should try to see them once before you die.
>>29551176
My line manager was not specific what was said about me. Just that things 'were not working out'. Some real nasty cunts in the workplace.
It's a firing I guess.
>>29551158
You're a normie too, twat
>>29551006
>>29551090
Beautiful song but their performance here beats it for me. If I had the money I would love to go see them live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX-fDKWGbRs
>>29551235
>Just that things 'were not working out'.
So much for those EU workplace protections
>>29551241
Normie for having a job?
>>29551259
Yep; boom, gone.
>>29551308
i got sacked on wednesday lad
>>29551350
What was that for and what are your plans? Desu, I've been sacked from every job I ever had; normies don't want to be associated with, or want genetically inferior folk in their pack.
>>29550555
I just got up so I'm sorting my matched bets out from earlier, I've only made 40 quid but I slept through the prime betting hours
>>29551350
what did you get sacked for?
it's like theres some britfeels cull going on
>>29551421
>normies don't want to be associated with, or want genetically inferior folk in their pack.
neither do robots, they have the same normalshit pack mentality like normies everyone who disagrees, no matter what subject, be it science or technology or whatever, is automatically a normie or roastie or whatever even if they present arguments the other cannot refute.
>>29551421
>>29551458
dunno fella, i was just lead asked into my boss's office and he told me they won't be continuing with my employment. out of the blue. it's weird cos where i worked everyone liked me and i never had problems with anyone.
gonna chill for a week or so and then just start applying for anything again
>>29551421
Yeah if you've been fired from every job you've ever had I'm sure it has nothing to do with you, but instead all the 'normies' around you
>>29551495
Why are you even on r9k?
OC
>>29551491
Poleaboo knows that feel, bro
Got fired from an amusement park
They didn't even tell me, just left me off the rota
Got fired from McDonalds, got called a freak
>>29551577
>civil engineer
>had a job
>telling others to leave
>>29551581
>Got fired from McDonalds
haha i got fired from maccies as well, years ago.
>>29551581
You are a freak
oce
>>29551581
You were writing about the other employees on your blog though.
>>29551617
I was never given a specific reason
The franchise owner just read the blog and didn't like it
He was prepared to hear me out after the initial complaint
>>29551608
I might of had a 'good' job, but I literally have no friends, no gf ever, 30 years old, socially isolated, live in a room in my dads house, piss in bottles, fired from every job, sperg out against my will. Does that not qualify as a 'robot'? Yeah I managed to get a degree and a good job that I will never be able to hold down.
Top day at work today lads. got 400 bong computer for 90
>>29551617
You can't let the truth get in the way of their narrative. Their lives are built on reality denial.
If you question what they're saying (that it wasn't their fault but everyone else's) they will respond like this >>29551577 or like this >>29551669. It can never ever be their fault, claiming responsibility for their actions is a no-no.
>>29549863
gonna be funny to laugh at all the brexiters crying when all their benefits get taken
>>29551235
>My line manager was not specific what was said about me. Just that things 'were not working out'. Some real nasty cunts in the workplace.
That is absolutely not a thing you can be sacked for in this country.
Stop making up stories for the internet you sad twat.
>>29550555
Just shaved with my new straight razor
It's one of those times where things start picking up, guys
Is matched betting not interesting?
It seems like the perfect neet way to make money
>>29552104
It seems too complicated to actually find a good set up and then you don't even make that much.
going to sleep
night night lads
>>29551723
Why don't you piss in the toilet like what it was made for.
>>29552441
not everyone is a normie mate
>>29551615
thought you and poleaboo was friends?
>>29552173
It's not good money but I've made 50 quid in 1 day and I was asleep for most of it
>>29552369
Night night lad, sleep tight and I hope the bed bugs don't bite
>>29552487
You're gonna make a loss when some shocker happens
Then you're gonna chase your losses and fuck up further
housing benefit just came in lads, getting a kebab and some cheesy chips, fuckin ace
Hopefully my back dated ESA comes in tomorrow lads.
>>29552538
that's the beauty there are no loss because you place 2 bets cancelling each other out but while qualifying for a free bet
then you do the same again with the free bet but this time your're only staking one side against it
the worst case is the free bet wins then you just do it again until the free bet loses and your other stake wins
if that makes sense, I'm quite bad at explaining things
>>29550352
how blatant could the jews get with their attempts to off nige?
first the plane crash then the wheels on his car just mysteriously fell off on the motorway
I think the jews are scared of him, he just can't be barraged
>>29550471
i want to explode in her pussy
>>29552740
He also had cancer once.
>>29550471
Bought myself half a dozen new games in the steam summer sale, now I'm gonna download an N64 emulator and play Paper Mario instead.
I am not a smart man.
>>29550471
The waifu tradition needs to live on.
Might head off to bed, need to sort out my sleep schedule. Might just keep on playing slither.io
I kind of really hit it off with a grill I met the other day lads but I fucked it up too so I could do with some advice
basically I spoke to this qt in our large friend group at the pub and we shockingly really hit it off, was extremely talkative with her, made her laugh a lot, nice long sections of just me and her talking, was a bit touchy-feely, she was really bubbly and fun so I get her number and she was up for hanging out next week, gave me a kiss on the cheek whilst I figured out if I was leaving, mutual friends thought we really hit it off, I saw her gossiping other friends about me and looking directly my way whilst I was talking with other people so all good signs
...but.
I'm not very good with grills I never hit it off with anyone I like and we were getting along so well and I know 100% I could have hung out with her more in the park after with others and gone for it then but I really needed to rest for a club night the next day, so I was quite drunk and overconfident and at the end rather than be touchy-feely and go for a kiss I flat out asked her for one and she said no but was really apologetic much hugs etc then I left
so what do now lads? I'm thinking if I didn't go for the kiss it would have been a great first meeting anyway, so I might just text her like I planned in the first place and shrug off the end part as me being drunk if she brings it up or briefly say sorry for it and keep talking like it was no big deal and organize meeting up still
>>29552539
fucking nice lad, miss cheesy chips they're hard to come by in L O N D O N
While the normies are away the NEETs will play
>>29552845
Posting my waifu to match your good taste
>>29552852
I'd text her and apologise for being really drunk then maybe add on you had a great time chatting to her and if she wants to grab dinner and drinks sometime?
Some girl I know always ends up trying it on with me when she gets too drunk and I always end up getting the apologies for being so drunk text the next day
>>29552892
Started drinking Dr Pepper just because of this series. It's honestly not even that great of a drink but I keep buying it
Lads how do I come to terms with the fact that 50% of the population find me positively repulsive and I'll die alone.
>>29553206
>50% of the population find me positively repulsive and I'll die alone
You didn't have to vote leave
>>29553164
Dr Pepper is the patrician beverage, I'm not even mad about the inevitable kidney stones
>>29550174
chicken triple
>>29553206
Switch to the other 50%. They're definitely more lenient
>>29553164
loved it before the series, even better now I know my waifu likes it
>>29553206
Start jerking off to really weird porn. Then 8 years down the line you get extremely sexually frustrated so you try and get risque with your online female friends like trying to figure out what kind of porn they like or you really want to show your dick to them.
Really depressed lads
>>29553206
what are you? a paki?
ocococo
>>29553253
>anything other than the breakfast tripple
>>29549863
>People actually wanted to stay in the EU
>>29553346
No, just a boring fat person
End of the weekend and I've got a deadline at the end of tomorrow and a new graduate is starting who came from a better uni.
Fuck me.
When do I get a comfy working position where I don't feel stressed or worried about my job security?
Poleaboo masturbated again and is now 100% sure he doesn't want to go to the femdom session he booked for tomorrow
It's not nerves, he just doesn't feel like he'd enjoy it
Really wish I could get my head back into wanting to be a girl mode
>>29553438
Go to bed lad
>>29553438
Learn when to end a gimmick, me tilde and shout all did
Remain tries to overthrow government and split the country in half, leading us into a brutal civil war, when?
>>29553357
>there are people in this world that think the EU hasn't vastly overstepped its authority and don't think that the EU should be dissolved
gas the liberals desu
>>29553206
Do we need partners to discover a means to be content? I mean, I'm sure that depends on the person but still. I'll probably never be experience one of those lasting relationships, but I'm sure I can at least find the ability to be content in the future. If I can feel content being alive in the future, I probably won't mind dying alone.
I'm currently coming back from a real long period of negativity, so this is just me using optimism
>>29550413
That good feel when voted leave while the rest of the country voted remain, knowing that it would collapse the UK and EU, knowing that there will be no union to go back to once we are out of the UK.
It comes together as foretold.
>>29553464
Still have my trial coming up
Got nothing else to do but post updates about my life here to remind me I'm alive and operational
>>29553460
Yeah, OK
Not sure if I should ignore the domme or send her a cancellation text
My cancellation for the Laser Hair Removal went to voicemail because they're closed today, not sure if I should go anyway because I do think I want to be female, I'm just repressing
>>29553578
Normies universally say things like "You can't love someone else until you learn to love yourself!" and it's fucking stupid.
Yes, being comfortable with yourself helps in forming relationships. But receiving love from someone else has a net benefit on your attitude on life.
>>29553606
I know this feel
Especially smug, perfidious Caledonia strikes again
>>29553653
I understand both sides, but I'm not banking on having someone love me without obligation. Especially when I don't give anyone a chance to do that, or even put myself in a position where I could possibly meet someone who could do that. It's not like I have anything to offer anyone, so there's no reason to expect anything like that. Might as well work on myself and find that feeling of being "okay" on the way. That's the answer I came to, at least.
>>29553344
Obvious bait gets tons of replies but posts like this are ignored.
What's troubling you lad?
>>29553781
I feel exactly the same way lad. I've been single for 8 years and at a certain point I've basically accepted that I'm going to die alone.
I have nothing to offer a relationship. I have nothing to offer socially, emotionally or even financially.
I have such little experience in forming emotional and intimate relationships that the entire experience would just be fucking terrible for both of us.
I turned 29 years old. I'm looking to enter the dating scene as everyone else is looking to leave it. When you get around 30 all the available women are highly educated career focused looking for their equal, or disgusting used single mothers looking for a new baby daddy.
(Sappy blog post, I know I'm a fag)
I just want to go sleep robros, but I'm overwhelmed with melancholy whilst listening to American:IV
Contemplating doing some sketches with this cheap shitty cider until i pass out
However I'm always afraid someone might find these pictures of mine again, they are usually emotionally compromising as a release for frustration.
I now destroy them the next morning to keep them out of reach thanks to the monster of human nature
Chad you had no reason to ruin me by stealing my paper sanctum, revealing it, then destroying it. But what could I do? Nothing, everyone was on your side. I'd be the monster too, further outcast and punished if I retaliated anyway.
Just couldn't leave it there could you? Hope you remember it as long as I do you disgusting excuse for a human being masqueraded as a lord
>>29553822
Just the usual, poor, bored, no friends, shit family. Just been diagnosed with schizophrenia That stuff.
Thanks for asking though, nice to know someone cared
>>29553854
Yeah, I'm younger but I've been the same all this time. I'm not a very direct person, I bottle up a ton, I hesitate. I have nothing to be proud of, nothing to show I've done anything meaningful yet. I might never have anything to show. I'm withdrawn and lack dreams.
I can't, honestly, say anyone wouldn't just be better off looking for someone else before ever considering me. I can work on myself for the future like I said, but ultimately that's for me to feel okay, not for the purpose of standing a chance with someone one day. I'm sure someone could say that if I worked on myself now I'd stand a chance in a few years or something. I just don't have hope for such a result, I don't hold hope for me being in a relationship. But I don't think I need to feel down about that if I can just keep myself busy and enjoy myself at some point along the way, then reach the feeling of being adequately able to take care of myself and just feeling okay day after day. Really, just to never fall into pure negativity and sadness
>>29553606
Scotland are never going to leave let's face it.
Sovereignty resides within the British Parliament
>>29553854
Gotta date girls in their early 20s, m8.
>>29554062
I'm a skinnyfat ginger nerd lad. Girls in theri 20's just want to fuck chads.
>>29554095
Got to define what the 'dating scene' means first, then.
>>29552964
yeah man that's what I thought to do, I'll text her tomorrow. Oher than that I think we had a great first meeting and really got along, so will just apologise, talk with her more and go from there
>>29553438
Mate why wank before the session, utter waste desu
>>29553438
was it the domme you posted earlier
>>29554141
good luck lad, think I overstepped the line with a girl from work the other day, even though i know she likes me a fair bit. Hope she was too drunk to remember...
>>29553980
Wait did someone actually steal your drawings or was that just what you're afraid will happen?
Regardless, don't give that up, there must be a way you can keep it hidden if that's what's stopping you. A release or an escape from your problems is so important to have, I'm thinking about keeping a journal where I work through my multiple problems as a 'self-therapy'. Don't give up drawing
Think im gonna buy a new fish tank lads
>>29553986
No problem lad. Schizophrenia must be rough, are they putting you on any meds?
>>29553986
>Just the usual, poor, bored, no friends, shit family. Just been diagnosed with schizophrenia That stuff.
Schizophrenia treatment is really good these days, once they find the right set of pills for you life will get a lot better
>>29554453
They stole them in the sketchbook I had beautifully covered in deer illustrations, and threw them into the river after parading them to belittle me
I've never felt attachment to a person as much as that little book. It's this feeling of pain I get being near anything of the sort again based on that, a hollow nauseating feeling in my chest more than anyone actually finding it.
My mum is not rational about this shit, and there's no where in here she won't nose around given half a chance
>>29554932
should have done them digitally
>>29554932
You must be such a prick for them to do that to you. They would never have done that to someone who is sound
>>29555543
Post deals on craigslist that are too good to be true
>>29555661
good idea, have his email as well, gunna try have him kidnapped since i know some ppl who hate the cunt, temped to phone his work nd say he jags smack while driving his truck.
>>29555751
come on lad get real how would you even manage that
>>29555893
they have a debt to me because i saved someones life plus they owe me around a k,
if you know scumbags its not that difficult but not free.
No one told me int was a sfw, just got banned
>>29555751
reported to the fbi
also gave the guy a heads up off what youve done
>>29555962
cool well I'll keep my eye on the news for a disappearance then and I'll know where to point the cops
>>29556014
nice meme, havent done anything yet anyway
>>29556059
drug dealers dont report crimes, barely newsworth anyway
>>29556136
>>29556136
No meme you just sound like a ickhead
not talkin patrick either
>>29556157
booklicker
I am a dick but thieving junkies are worseim so sick of it
last beer of the night desu
Why am I so jumpy lads?
>go downstairs just now
>open dining room door
>find dining room light left on
>jump 3ft in the air and almost have a heart attack
>>29556229
you're a junkie as well though
scum
>>29556353
shouldn't be scared in your own home lad
>>29556495
I'm a nervous wreck m8, I start shaking when a door gets closed too loudly.
>>29556452
yeah but its better than being like most people on here isnt it, being bipolar doesnt help but atleast i have a small business in ironing
Whatever else you do or forbear,
impose upon yourself the task of happiness;
and now and then abandon yourself
to the joy of laughter.
And however much you condemn
the evil in the world, remember that the
world is not all evil; that somewhere
children are at play, as you yourself in the
old days; that women still find joy
in the stalwart hearts of men;
And that men, treading with restless feet
their many paths, may yet find refuge
from the storms of the world in the cheerful
house of love.
