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Back to work tomorrow edition
Need to hurry up and win the lottery so I can retire
Am off uni until September with absolutely nothing to do, feels pretty good.
Finished Blood and Wine last night so need to find another distraction.
Going to be NEET in the next few days after 2 solid years of slavery. Mixed feelings desu; but I feel a weight lifted from my shoulders.
Wagecucking for robots is not feasible.
My money came in early so I'm going to try my hand at matched betting
anyone else tried their hand at it?
>>29539004
enjoy poverty, my lad.
Just had a peanut butter KitKat and fuck me, it's the PERFECT chocolate bar.
Feeling really depressed today.
Maybe I should order a pizza to cheer myself up even though I can't really afford one.
>>29539152
Bit early for a pizza.
>>29539190
I've been up since 4, couldn't sleep today, only felt dread.
>>29539072
I saved hard over my employment and I've amassed nearly GBP26,000 in the bank. Nevertheless I don't plan to spend any of it. I plan to steal most things to sustain myself - I will become a true societal drop-out. Life is an adventure from here on. My aims are to begin a lucrative fraud to become rich enough to retire in the next 10 years. Let us consider that I would never be in that situation as a full-time employed engineer that pays me peanuts. It's all or nothing now.
>>29539305
Start a drug empire, you buy drugs online and sell them online for huge profits
>tfw just ordered a sweet new flannel shirt off sports direct
>>29539490
I've got a few ideas desu. Think bootleg alcohol (industrial ethanol in vodka bottles), 'counterfeit' food / account take overs / vehicle theft and sale etc. My plan is to be rich enough to own a Ferrari, a detached mansion and be retired in the next 10 years. Normies have screwed me over my entire life and this makes it very easy to have to compassion toward them at all.
>>29539670
That sounds very undo able
all those need tons of contacts
>>29539670
>My plan is to be rich enough to own a Ferrari, a detached mansion and be retired in the next 10 years.
You can't do that alone desu. You're going to need a crew, a good one, if you want to get that rich that quickly through crime.
>>29539670
So you want to become a mob boss type?
Yeah, good luck with that kek.
>>29539670
It would be more realistic to work as an engineer for the next 10 years, save as much as you can and then move to some third world shithole to retire there.
>>29539695
>>29539708
>>29539725
>>29539752
It's okay. He played payday 2, gta and watched crime films, he knows what he's doing ;)
Rent just went up to 530 squid a month.
Cock.
I think it's time to ditch Wales. Two and a half years of industry experience might make that a possibility now but jumping into the unknown seems like NEETdoom
>>29539876
Rent is going up everywhere since the pound is worth less now.
>>29539305
>26,000 GBP
so about five orders of chips and donner meat trays after the economy collapses.
no drinks with it sorry.
>>29539955
Or about 20 freddos
>>29539955
Oh fuck off to /pol/
if you want to talk POLitics
What is deemed a good amount of savings for a 20 something in Britain?
Normie coworkers seem to be scraping by or living off their well off parents or grandparents inheritance. It's hard to get a read on what the average is.
>>29540127
Depends on your situation. So 20 year olds have no real savings as it's all uni and student finance. Others have been working since they left scool at 16.
Just had a lovely little fish n chips lads
>>29539886
It's not is it? Fucking hell I need to look for a place soon. FUCK.
anyone had any experiences hooking up with 40+ year old women?
>tfw alpro yogurts taste like god's gift on earth
>a kilogram of this shit has like 500 calories and 50g protein and good fats, low in carbs
>TWO POINT SEVENTY QUID PER KILOGRAM
fuck me im gonna go bankrupt.
>lancashire farms has one for 1 quid per 1 kg
>800 cals per 1kg
>only 40g protein
>lots more carbs (aka sugar)
>fat content is the same
>nutritionally inferior cheap product, but it still tastes good, not close though.
Being not-rich sucks, having to worry about paying 3 quid a day on some fucking yogurt instead of 1.
and that's just a small portion of your food.
>>29539695
>>29539725
>>29539800
Ye poor bastards will never be rich with that attitude. There's literally millions of pounds worth of cars parked on the streets, you just got to figure out a way to take them and turn it into cash. Kek, it's not even hard.
>>29540185
Of course it is. It could be short term though but for now, it's all going up as everybody panics about the pound crashing.
Fucking 'ell lads, bored as fuck here, thinking about getting a bus into the city just to walk around, fed up of sitting at home all the time
Evens I go, odds I don't
>>29540243
>There's literally millions of pounds worth of cars parked on the streets, you just got to figure out a way to take them and turn it into cash. Kek, it's not even hard.
Yeah, you go ahead and do that then mate.
>>29540257
Looks like you're staying in, friend.
Good morning wagecucks! Enjoy your last day of freedom because after all tomorrow is another day another pound.
>>29540257
>The robot just wants me to be a miserable shut in
-_-
>>29539066
Try your hand in a blender, cunt
What's a typical robot car, lads?
Got pissed and coked up with some random Irish guys Friday night. One of them asked if I had mental health problems, then got my number and said we will keep in touch. He was 37 and up on drink driving charges as a lorry driver.
How the fuck did I get into that situation. Hope he doesn't contact me.
>>29540326
Toyota Prius
>>29540332
probs wants to fuck your tight arsehole mate
>>29540326
Whatever their family members have a lets them borrow.
>>29540229
No but it's high on my list of things to do
so to speak
>>29540243
how do you plan on selling these cars?
>>29540304
Why the hostility my friend?
>>29540326
I have a Vauxhall Vectra. It is nice enough, gets the job done and is pretty comfy.
Couldn't ever own something flashy or that draws attention
>>29540243
You can sell car frames, but not the engines
I don't know about the engine parts
Engines have VINs that WILL ruin you
Luxury cars are on GPS now. Don't steal a fucking Ferrari, go steal some shitty car from a village off in the corner of shit village, UK
>>29540521
>implying he'll steal anything and not just daydream all day
>>29540521
Cars such as a BMW can be turned off and the doors be locked on the thief, your best bet would be towing the car and you'd still be swatted when the GPS broadcasts where you fucking have it stolen
>>29540285
>days of freedom
That will end soon and good thing too! Much of those meddlesome EU laws were about working hours and conditions, and now they will be gone. Mr. Shekelstein will no longer have to limit those lazy wagies to less than 48 hours a week.
>>29540538
I could care less if he actually does it, Im just bored so I'm typing this out
>>29540550
So if you get a computer/terminal type thing from a BMW or Ferrari, etc dealership you could open the doors and turn the car on with it. It's likely that you'd be caught doing this though.
This is all just for newer model cars of course.
>>29540551
I can't wait till minimum wage cucks see that they are on on 60 hour weeks kek
Thank fuck I got out of minimum wage bullshit.
>>29540551
Could you really only work 48 hours a week in the UK? In the US I heard that if you're a senior engineer that you could be working up to 90 hours a week including travel
>>29540550
with certain BMW models you used to be able to program a blank key to the car via the OBD port
>>29540605
You could work as long as you wanted. But an employer couldn't force you to work longer then 48 hours because of EU laws.
Now however, minimum wagies are fucked. Work long hours or get fired and be replaced with someone who is willing to do so.
Going to greggs and poundland for some snacks I think. My head is killing, any recommendations?
>>29540622
I wasn't aware that was possible, based anon
>>29540587
By saying you could care less it implys you do care, at least some.
>>29540378
>how do you plan on selling these cars?
Might just clock high mileage cars desu.
>>29540699
Good point
Sick dubs duuuuude
>>29540713
the question is how do you sell any stolen car
Hello lads can we post the waifu. My head feels weird and I need some cheer.
>>29540630
>come on wagie, we all need to pull together which means you need to work extra hard! You're working 65 hours this week or i'll find someone else who will!
>>29540728
Break them for parts or give them a new identity.
>>29540785
WHO DO YOU SELL THEM TOO
>>29540873
You find contacts.
>Immigrants
>in my albion
>>29540936
>want 1/3 of the NHS to disappear
Nice one m8
>>29540965
>he believes in the NHS meme
>>29540767
A mumfu will have to do
>>29540918
>alright mate wanna buy this stolen car?
>no i'm not a copper
>please stop hitting me, take the car I don't even want it anymore
Full on reeed last night lads
>Night out
>Feeling more uncomfortable and anxious than usual
>Feeling like I should go home
>Look like a miserable cunt scowling all the time
>Not gunna find a qt gf anyway
>tfw no gf
>Go back to mates
>'will griggs on fire' comes on
>Mate decides he hasn't got a cheap bottle of larger but instead a bottle of champagne
>Throws it all over me
>Grab him by the throat
>Snatch the bottle and throw it on the floor so it smashes
>Turn around and leave before i lamp the cunt/get thrown out by the bouncers
Was that a reee or was it normie?
>>29540777
>keep flipping those burgers harder or our economy will never turn to better
>>29540918
If a robot was capable of finding contacts and upholding an amicable business arrangement with them, they wouldn't be robots anymore.
>>29541060
I know, I'm only saying how it's done. Nobody here is going to do it. We'd all much rather stay inside.
>>29540767
Here is a cute picture of a cute girl, I hope this will brighten your day somewhat
Poleaboo is unsure of whether or not he is actually trans anymore
Just got the girl pills and laser booked for Tuesday
I kinda want to be trans so this stuff doesn't go to waste but I'm not as passionate about it as I was last week
>>29541085
If you really want to steal a car, shit on the roof and set it on fire in a secluded spot. Much more fun.
>>29541115
You are not. You are only doing it because it is giving you something to focus on now that everything else in your life is fucked.
>>29541115
Hang yourself you daft cunt
>>29541115
Congrats on discovering that you're just gay and not a transbomination
Pills in toilet, dildo in bum
>>29541115
That's a shame I was going to ask monica out but whatever
>>29541142
I'm not gay, I don't find the idea of two men having sex appealing in the slightest
>>29541139
It seems that way, currently focusing on looking at dommes
>>29541172
I really hope it's just normal cold feet before a big decision
>>29541175
Yeah me too go through with it whats the worst that could happen
>>29541030
Good for you to react, a dilweed would've laughed and internalised the shame. Who does that? There is a song where it is customary to cover your mate in yeast piss?
>>29541257
its a football chant for fucking simpletons
He doesn't even support wigan or Northern Ireland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOpGCGtCVsE
>tfw 21 year old domme only does outcalls
>>29541289
What a bell. You did right mate. I don't really get why some people turn into assholes as soon as a drop of alcohol touches their lips.
So Ismoke weedinstead
>>29541030
shouldn't have sperged out
>>29541347
I think I was the only relatively sober one out of the group we were with.
>>29541357
He shouldn't have drenched me in larger
>>29541336
She's fit, bet she's got some daddy issues
>>29541336
book a hotel
>>29539138
Had a packet or rolo's yesterday, quite disappointed tbah
>>29541392
I'm gonna play it out, see how it goes
Waiting for her to reply to my email first
>>29541336
With age comes experience. You have to earn your stripes doing that sorta thing.
>>29541387
fucking get over it mate
>boo hoo I'm a bit wet
instead of being a fanny you should have poured your beer over him
>>29541413
There's something appealing about being dominated by a female younger than you
Getting dommed by a woman in her late 30s or 40s is something completely different
>>29541409
They never respond to emails better to text her lad they always respond then.
I'm not sure about outcalls to hotels, never booked a hotel room desu so I don't know how effective I could hide that I am meeting an escort there.
>>29541464
>never booked a hotel room desu so I don't know how effective I could hide that I am meeting an escort there.
Nobody cares. Hotels are used to escorts. It's a part of their business.
>>29540676
Bacon and cheese wrap is god mode.
>>29541503
>Bacon
Fuck off, i'm Muslim.
>>29541572
All the pastry is made with pig lard. Aren't you supposed to be on ramadan anyway?
>tfw brexit
>tfw you just told someone to fuck off
>tfw they might have been trying to help
>tfw you might have fucked up
Did we do the right thing lads?
>>29541572
Is it true that Mohammed was a pig fucking child molester?
>>29541731
Speak English, kebaboy
>>29541731
Nope, I voted leave and regret it now that the economy is down the shitter.
>>29541751
did people actually expect things to be better as soon as we voted leave?
>>29541738
>Is it true that Mohammed was a pig fucking child molester?
fuck off /pol/
>>29541782
We take that as a yes then?
>>29541751
To be fair so is europe's
I just feel like we might have taken a step back. there's a fair chance it won't go tits up but only time will tell
>>29541789
>We take that as a yes then?
fuck off /pol/
>>29541782
Is it true the poof muhammed liked to take pigs up the arse?
>>29541803
>Is it true the poof muhammed liked to take pig up the arse?
>>29541751
Don't worry. When the EU implodes the whole of Europe will have a shit economy. If everyone is poor, nobody is poor. The whole point of this vote is just to cause carnage in the establishment, and it is working exactly as intended. Political careers are being genocided - it's like slash and burn agriculture.
We'll get rid of the current crop of politicians as they infight to mutual destruction. We can handle whatever rookies get promoted. If this means we lose a bit of money then so be it, the chance to shake things up so much is absolutely priceless.
>>29541799
Will you go to hell if you see this image?
Do you like my drawing of muhammed being a paedophile?
>>29541837
>Will you go to hell if you see this imagee?
>>29541845
All that curry has gone to your head mohammed.
>>29541844
>you like my drawing of muhammed being a paedophile?
>>29541861
Typical air headed Muslim with nothing new to bring to the table.
>>29541751
>the economy is down the shitter
False.
Hungover. Missus wants me to go to a garden centre.
>>29541893
Nice I wouldn't mind going to one now, they are boring yet not that bad to just walk around for a bit.
>>29541893
>Hungover. Missus wants me to go to a garden centre
I thought you went yesterday?
>>29541884
>Typical air headed Muslim with nothing new to bring to the tabl
Do you like what i did to the koran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjobVoYeghM
>>29541910
No put it off yesterday to watch the football. Said I'd go today but hung over af.
There's about 3 ones she wants to look at in 3 different shops
>>29541966
Fuck that, carry on drinking you can't drive hungover anyway
>>29538862
>I've already had my birthday this year
>That feel when I just wanted to get something to eat from greggs or poundland but you just wanked three times and played a game of Overwatch and people think you are Muslim now because you forgot you even posted and someone else responded.
>>29541837
I am not kidding in the slightest: why is it not socially acceptable in the west to hospitalize somebody for making images like this about religious figures? (not Muhammad, I mean Jesus, Buddha, Moses, the whole shebang)
I mean is it really possible to do shit like this publically and still be a respectable member of society in your cuntries?
If yes, somebody must've mass lobotomized you after birth, like in Battle Angel Alita.
Yergh.
>>29542087
Because we have freedom of speech here and god doesn't exist anyway.
>>29542087
Seperation of church and state.
It's the single reason why the west invented everything and MOOslims are still beheading each other and flocking to the west like roaches.
>>29542100
>Because we have freedom of speech here
No you don't. Certainly not in Britain. British police routinely imprison people for saying "racist" things, one guy was arrested for calling a Jewish MP a "Jewess". (which she is, KEK)
In almost all Euro countries it's illegal to deny the Holocaust. Anybody unironically claiming that freedom of speech exists in Europe must be deluded.
It's also not what I said. I didn't ask "why is it not illegal to do this". I asked "Is it socially acceptable". You are legally allowed to walk up to a parent whose child just died of leukemia and say you hope he/she sucks cocks in hell, but nobody would mind if you got your shit pushed in as a response.
And who cares if God exists or not, I don't believe in Christianity or Buddhism, but it would be a cold day in hell before I would burn their holy scriptures or make insulting images about their religious figures.
>>29542161
>I mean is it really possible to do shit like this publically and still be a respectable member of society in your cuntries?
>seperation of Church and State
Why don't you bongs actually read what I'm writing?
>>29542083
LOL. I responded to your post. Seriously though mate, get a cheese and bacon wrap.
>>29542087
you mean images like this?
>>29542187
I'm a vegetarian though
>>29541818
fuck off polipoo
anyone gave the new rhcp album a listen? i quite like it, theres a robot vibe to it
>Tell mum I'm unhappy with my job
>Tell her tfw no gf
>Tell her i'm considering other options
>Redoing A-Levels
>Changing carear paths
>Moving away
>Tell her im really stressed, stop short of saying i have depression
>Starts off supportive, saying she's willing to help
>Turns to 'You need to get it done now' ignoring the fact that I actually need to come up with a plan
>Becomes 'All you do is sit in and play games, you're really upsetting ME! You need to sort your life out!"
Maybe, just maybe there's a reason why I tell you fuck all mum. Maybe there's a reason I'm scared of opening up to people. Maybe you're the one who turned me into a fucking robot.
>>29542198
>you mean images like this?
c
>>29542223
Its pakipoo
wanna suck a penis desu
-Do you fantasize about rubbing her feet, fetching her coffee, and tending to her needs in different ways as if you are her owned property? Do you have a strong desire to belong to her and be trained by her? If so, you might be a deeper kind of submissive called a slave.
-Are you into being restrained? Feeling helpless? You might want to list bondage/restraints
-Are you a fetishist? Do you have a very strong attraction to a body part or an object such as feet, high heels, boots, leather, latex outfits, gloves for example? Stockings? Pantyhose? Does your ideal situation involve a Mistress dressed in shiny tight rubber? Or anything very specific that is an absolute need for you?
-Are you interested in being degraded? Slapped in the face, spit at, called names, verbally cruel taunts, made to do demeaning things? Some are interested in light or severe forms of degradation.
-Are you interested in being laughed at? Humiliated by your Mistress? Made to do silly and stupid activities that amuse her and maybe even her friends too? Are you interested in being their bossed-around court jester? You might enjoy light or severe humiliation.
-Are you into her ignoring you, using you as a chair, a foot rest, a table, even maybe a toilet? Are you there to be a piece of furniture to her? An human ashtray while she smokes and ignores you? Then you are into objectification/human furniture play/(human ashtray play).
>>29542198
Why do Muhammad haters lean in onto the pig meme so much?
We don't hate pigs, infidels, we just don't eat them. It's like eating horses for you.
We don't hate dogs either. No idea where that comes from.
>>29542240
get yer self a pizza ordered shut ur self in ur room n spend the night playing vidya and shitposting, lord kek will take care of you lad
>>29542263
But you do hate freedom of speech yes?
>>29542239
>anyone gave the new rhcp album a listen? i quite like it, theres a robot vibe to it
where did you get it from its not on torrernts
>>29542263
>It's like eating horse for you
nice meme m8, if you ate pork you have to bend over north about 20 times where as if we were fed horse we'd just sue
>>29542280
its on spotify mate
>>29542277
I hate people who talk shit about sacred things. It's not necessary that the law punishes them, but I don't see how a society that accepts boyfriends that attack other dudes for insulting their girlsfriends doesn't also accept punching people for images posted in this thread.
And furthermore, BRITAIN HAS NO FREE SPEECH. Stop pretending.
>unless by "you", you mean orthodox Islam. Yeah they hate free speech, but so do most religions. You don't need to worry as long as you keep religion and state seperate.
>>29542325
Religion is not off limits to ridicule, stop being offended and get over it or go back to Iran.
>>29542312
>if you ate pork you have to bend over north about 20 times
Huh? Do you mean whippings, prayer or puking? Honestly confused.
I've eaten pork before. Tastes tender, but tasteless compared to beef. I like a firmer consistency.
>>29542325
People like you are the reason why Brexit won.
my mums bringing me home a greggs pastie and 12 chicken nuggets, 6 plain 6 spicy
hows your day going lads?
>>29539670
this has to be the dumbest plan to get rich I've ever heard
>>29542387
I think my freezer is fucked its leaking little bits of water
>>29542351
>Religion is not off limits to ridicule
I would counter insult, but not only are most of you fags atheists, but I don't have it in me to shit on Christianity/religion. KEK.
Why is religion not off limits, but chavs get to punch you for calling their GF a minger or a slut.
I know terrorists go further than just punching, but even if I merely hit somebody for burning Qurans, I'd be lumped in with terrorists and not with chavs. Weird.
>>29542394
It's poleaboo's new character
>>29542359
>People like you are the reason why Brexit won.
Why? Because I accurately said that Britain has no free speech or because I said I hate people who shit on sacred things?
Brexit is a good thing for Britain anyway, so whatever.
Shlomo here. You don't have to be a wagecuck. Go read books and learn about passive income.
brexit vote should have been on july 4th so you brits can feel the shame of being tyrannical assholes in america but at the same time celebrate your own independence from tyranny
that would be a very brit thing to do
>>29542165
the reason why it is completely acceptable is because no one cares, theism in general has fallen out of fashion, as it tends to do in richer, higher educated populations. it's an archaic and emotive manifestation of evolutionary psychology, a belief system with no predictive power or pragmatic value (aside from restricting behaviour that was potentially detrimental to society epochs ago) and it's been superseded by more sophisticated, empirical perspectives.
religion was the conductor of a lot of history, but it's waning. just because it was important, ESPECIALLY because it was important it shouldn't be impervious to ridicule. a society that is void of any rational discourse is the antithesis of the values that created the most free, richest, educated and civilised countries that have ever existed. whining about mockery and parody is tantamount to throwing a tantrum because someone doesn't like what you do. and if anything deserves disdain and satire, it's organised religion.
please don't shit up this thread with rhetoric about people's feelings or their right to be offended, it's childish and worthless. join us in the age of information, you mongoloid.
>>29541001
yu dun know alredy
If pakis want to stay in Britain they should take up Christianity or atheism
>>29541030
Absolute bullshit, however if it is slightly true you are a massive autistic cunt.
"Oh I grabbed him by the throat and hit him but neither him or his boys hit me back"
Doesn't happen
>>29542083
>wanked three times
Get a life.
Bomb all mosques (make sure they are full first)
>>29542584
Enjoy being added to a watch list forever for that post.
>>29542542
He is my friend and it was over and done with in about a second or two
>>29542572
I don't see how people do it, unless you're like 15, I masturbate once a week at most, once you've actually had pussy it's just not the same, fuck watching porn and even if I do it's just some chick on chaturbate fingerbanging herself
>>29542631
>He is my friend
Doubt it anymore
>>29542649
I tend to do it more when I'm depressed. Right now I've been neet for like 3 months so I wank like 3-4 times a day.
Back when my life was going okay, I would wank 1-2 times a week.
Not enough Lucy li in this thread
just a quick reminder to brexitmongs that you are still literal virgins and your lives will remain shit and if anything get worse
>>29542631
Still dont believe you t b h t b f
If it is true better look foward to getting jumped though
Watching simpsons rn lads ~
Dk why
At least the trip is gone though
>>29542713
He's a fat ginger and im friends will all his friends, not likely
>>29542774
Oh you're well hard
>>29542797
Harder than you mate. I suggest you wind your neck in.
>>29542713
i have an autist that i spend some time with at uni, and he will occasionally punch me or something when we go out because he gets so anxious, like a seizure but harder to watch
and an autist doesnt get lad friends, so no threat of shanking
>>29542840
Thats why you hang around with fat gingers is it?
Come take a swing at a real man
>>29542471
>a society that is void of any rational discourse
>Muhammad/tubgirl
KEK
>>29542443
>sacred things
How shitty must a religion be is a pedophile is one of their sacred things
>>29542240
>whinging about this stuff to your mum
Jesus mate just kill yourself. Why do you need to burden her with such insignificant things?
Rainy and cold just like my life
YOU NEED HELP LOUIS
LOUIS YOU NEED TO COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM
CAN YOU HEAR ME LOUIS?
>>29542940
She could see I was down and claimed she wanted to help
Now she's acting like louis' dad and screaming at me like im a live at home NEET
>>29543003
The trick is to not say anything and bottle it up till you eventually gas yourself like the rest of us lad
>>29543018
This has just expedited the process. I feel like going and driving off a bridge
>>29542443
>wants to use his free speech to beat up muslim nerds
>will end up creating more muslims robots who will turn to isis
We were protecting you but okay
>>29542927
So literally all religions
>>29542324
found it on kat
>>29542990
NINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NINNNAAAAAAAA
>>29543058
Exactly. My mum did the exact same shit a while back
>Sick of shit job and want to make a start on a fulfilling career
>Apply to a string of apprenticeships
>Mum goes "helpful mode" by blasting me with shit about why didn't I apply earlier and how I'm upsetting her by not being happy and driven
>Ruins my self confidence and what drive I had
>Practice like fuck for interviews but mum insists on giving me "interview techniques" and other complete bollocks that I know makes absolutely zero sense and wastes my prep time
>Didn't land a single apprenticeship
>Mum goes all soft and tells me to keep my chin up and not be disheartened, gets clingy as fuck when I just need her to fuck off and leave me some space for a bit
Army now mate
And if that fails and I'm too much of a pussy to pass basic then I'm unironically going to kill myself
>>29543136
>A levels
>memorize mark schemes
>go to mid tier uni
>get 2:1 in buisness or something
>5 years at most with copious holidays sprinkled in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyXmsVwZqX4
Thisis a fucking banger lads
>>29543136
>Army now mate
>And if that fails and I'm too much of a pussy to pass basic then I'm unironically going to kill myself
Failure suicide pact in two years time?
I'm not unskilled, I had an apprenticeship and i passed everything. I just don't want to do this job anymore, there are people 30 years older than me doing the same job and only earning a few quid more.
I can't fucking live like that.
And like you said, rather than actually being supportive they act like it was all their idea and call you a failure for not going for something you didn't know you wanted to do
>>29543136
>Didn't land a single apprenticeship
Only young people get them mate since the government pays their full salary. If you're like 19 or older, then the government only pays like half. 25 or older then, the government doesn't pay anything.
They are designed to be biased towards fresh school leavers.
You'd be better off trying to go to uni.
here you go lads
have a blast innit
>>29543203
What did someone do to you that leads you to encourage people to kill themselves?
>>29543203
Idiot, they put a small amount of oxygen in those tanks now to stop people from doing that.
>>29543217
*Kill themselves SAFELY.
>>29543218
thats a myth that started on /r9k/ by selfish idiots who dont want robots to free themselves
>>29543197
End of the day you're not technically locked in to that line of job. There are options like police work, and you could probably go into security if you get a license or whatever college qualification it is that they need. Can't be that hard right?
>>29543202
Don't want to risk uni. My 6th form results weren't great and it'd rather not make the same fuck up again with it costing me 9 grand a year.
>>29543203
This was the method I was planning on using, but there are several flaws
A lot of helium tanks now are like 10% oxygen because the sadistic normies want to trap us in this life rather than have a painless exit button for when we can't go on anymore. I've heard nitrogen tanks don't have this issue, and I'm assuming any of the noble gases work
That and it takes like 2 minutes for you to pass out. 2 minutes is plenty of time for me to pussy out, lad.
>>29543298
I was considering using a nitrogen tank for it, too. I'd need to find one, then get the rest and prevent myself from getting cold feet. It'd be a waste of money if I got cold feet
First time posting here since like November. I miss any spicy new memes?
>>29539670
Even one of those things done right should get you hood rich with little effort. Your profit comes from risk. Also the bootlegging is the riskiest one. Governments don't like giving an inch on alcohol taxes. Plus if even one skell goes blind etc. on you're product you could get fucked bad.
>>29543385
please hang yourself desu
>>29543385
poleaboo is now a tranny called Monica and louie wont get out of him room
>>29543408
>Louie
Is this related to a vocaroo that was circulating britpol yesterday
>>29543429
>yesterday
Wow, britpol is slow then. It's like a month old now.
Lads a girl says she wants to hang out with me and i'm shitting myself.
also have some lemon drizzle and custard, how are you lads spending your sunday?
>>29543408
>>29543429
>>29543439
you tards do realize loius is just fucking with you right? he just got his dad to play along
>>29543457
I'm eating a bowl of corn flakes in silence.
>>29543457
about to have a poo and a wank
>>29543459
Sounded pretty authentic.
>>29543457
Continuing my three day shitposting marathon on pol and licking up normie tears on Facebook. It's been the best weekend I've had in years desu .
Also drinking lots of tea and playing fonv
>>29543487
thats not hard to do. watch any movie or tv show. especially if you're literally autistic
>>29540605
In the U.S. corporate jobs pay a salary and you sign away most rights as far as hours worked is concerned. Minimum wage jobs seldom schedule people more than 30 hours a week since full time workers get benefits companies hate paying.
>>29543457
Waiting for my takeaway to arrive. I ordered from the best place in the city, but unfortunately they are always busy as fuck and usually take over an hour to deliver.
>>29543499
Unless you have proof it was faked, you're baiting.
>>29543509
I want to do takeaway, but I feel like it's a Friday/Saturday option. A Sunday takeaway just feels wrong.
Might have to anyway, I have fuck all in for tonight.
>>29540728
Send them to South America, Russia, and 3rd world countries mostly. Rebuilding them (mostly pick-ups for this) and parting them out. Keep an eye on Cuba since they will need alot of 21st century tech and machinery in the next 10 years.
>>29543459
>Dad can you shout at me through the door while i pretend to cry, I'm sure the neighbours wont mind, why? oh its a joke for this weeaboo image board, in the unemployable british losers thread
>>29543578
>unemployable british loser
Have we met? You seem to know an awful lot about me.
>>29543578
>Don't forget to get mum involved too. She needs to fight with you for the recording.
Fuck me lads. Its actually going to happen.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/26/hong-kong-democracy-campaigners-demand-return-to-british-rule-as/
>>29540873
Bent shipping companies for one.
Someone be my qt bf
>Oneitis 'suddenly' becomes a lesbian
Think I'm just about ready to check out lads.
>>29543597
THE BRITISH EMPIRE IS BACK
FIRST HONG KONG, THEN INDIA, THEN TO WAR WITH GERMANY TO FINISH THE JOB
>>29543597
> leave european union
> commonwealth countries demand tighter integration
> rise of the british empire 2
> we solve terrorism by exporting traditional values to their shithole lands
I voted remain, but I'd vote leave if the above happens. I just want Britain to control shit, I feel it's what we're best at.
>>29543597
No it won't. China will tell em to fuck off and Britain sure as hell won't do anything about it.
>>29543611
All women are bisexual anon
Will this help me Britbros?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000KU72S8/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=25M2WXYW5FFHO&coliid=I37MWSAZKO63N3&psc=1
Is this shit legit?
or is there something better?
>>29543610
i will be your bfhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0CY4KY7g2Ep
>>29543679
Only one way to find out
Forgot about this fucking robot
>>29543700
I mainly want it for anxiety relief.
Shit is awful.
>>29543700
FIGHT II!!!!!
>>29543720
No you need proper drugs like risperidone, go to the doctors
>>29543679
Wtf no, I dunno how Amazon are selling those, they're like 10x stronger than zopiclone
Cheap price too, going to make a bulk order and sell them on the darknet for a massive profit, thanks anon!
>>29543756
>I'm going to sell Kalms for a massive profit
Yeah, okay
the end is nigh
perfidious albion has fallen
>>29543772
NI isn't going anywhere lad. Sinn Fein already got btfo by Villiers. Sturgeon is all talk too.
>>29543644
Doesn't help me, still in the rubbish bin of utter undesirability. If there is a god he fully intends for me to neck myself alone at wizard age.
how big is your willy?
don't be shy
>>29543772
Fuck off paddy or we'll make you starve again
Whats the name of the horse that death rides?
>>29543828
angela merkel
orig123
>>29543771
Kalms are one of the main precursors in heroin you idiot
>>29543798
5.9 inches famalamala
>>29543828
Binky
>>29543610
The question is are you a qt yourself?
>>29543828
The pale horse. Despair in Darksiders
>>29543866
Thanks me (you)
>Tfw I work as a secret shopper
Going to five guys tomorrow, will probably just give it a 100% on the grounds I love their food so much
strawpoll.me/10592546
>>29543894
There is a gay thread on /r9k/ right now.
>>29543894
>>29543861
am i the only one who fucking hates his dick because it's circumcised? I'd rather have an uncut microdick than my mutialted 7 incher
Poleaboo is almost certainly going to cancel his facial hair removal session on Tuesday
He is just not into transitioning anymore
What he wants now is to meet a domme
>>29543908
every thread on /r9k/ is a gay thread
>>29543610
H-how flexible are you on the qt thing?
>>29543911
I don't know how you feel, I'm not circumcised
I don't blame you for being upset about it though
>>29543923
And yet everything is still depressing as fuck
>>29543917
>its not a fetish
>im a girl
Fuck you're creepy
>>29543911
Wish I wasn't circumcized but its better than phimosis I guess.
>>29543957
Phimosis is treatable
circumcision isn't
>>29543928
Totally flexible.
does anyone want to meet up for a fist fight?
i'll buy you a pint after, just want to feel something...
holy shit lads, did we fck up?
labour civil war, conservative leadership fight, ukip in-fighting
guess i'm #LibDem now
>>29543997
this
>>29543957
i got circumcised for phimosis too. when i was about 6 years old. turns out that this isn't even a legitimate reason to circumcise, since you can literally just outgrow the phimosis. i still got fucking cut for it. how the fuck can shit like that happen in a first world country in the first place?
but it gets even worse. I have been circumcised without anaesthetization (still remember my squaelings like a pathetic subhuman ass pig in agony to this day) and not only did they take off much of my foreskin but also part of my fucking frenulum. the fucking asshole who circumcised me was some sort of muslim/jew who was either used to doing it that way or he was some bitter fucking jew/muslim who just liked to mutilate non religious/white boys.
this shit ruined my life on all ways imaginable.
There is nothing more subhumane than being circumcised in the first world.
>>29543892
What the hell is a secret shopper?
>>29544073
>guess i'm #LibDem now
That's how you know you've hit rock bottom.
>>29544055
Only if you kill me
>>29543597
>hong-kong
Government provided asian qts for all NEETs
HERE WE COME! God save the bloody Queen!
>>29543611
> lesbian
how old is she lad?
bide your time, she'll change her mind before she's 26, few women minds can resist the female hysteria that drives them towards marriage and kids.
>>29543917
that one you posted earlier was a total qt, I'm sure she can convince you to transition again
>>29544073
No. This is great. Endless entertainment for the coming months.
>Lib Dem
As wasted as a vote can get. They're finished for good.
>>29543917
>He is just not into transitioning anymore
>What he wants now is to meet a domme
Told you it was just something to you did to keep your mind busy. You were never a girl.
>>29544201
Maybe you're right, it does feel that was
or perhaps the domme thing is the distraction, getting my mind away from the difficult task of transitioning
I really don't understand it, I was so sure I was trans, it was all I could think about
Maybe I'm just repressing again
>>29543917
This post sums up why most of the trannies are just attention seekers. Look at christian weston chandler became a woman because he was a failure at everything.
>>29544176
Ignorant uni students who don't understand the purpose of history will vote for lib dems... again.
And im speaking from experience, i voted lib dem as a student. Never again. Never ever ever again.
>>29544241
>This post sums up why most of the trannies are just attention seekers
Poleaboo was 100% SURE he was trans
I have 100 quid worth of pills here
>>29544283
Why don't you just take them all at once
>>29544229
>it was all I could think about
Because you didn't want to think about anything else, as that would involve you thinking about how badly your life is going.
My parents are thinking of moving to New Zealand or Australia. If they get in, I think I'm going to tag along while I still count as a dependent.
They want away from the right wing "racists" of their generation, I want away from the empty leftist cunts of my own generation. Win-win I guess.
Even if people are just the same as they are here, the sparser population would be nice.
My Polish QT girlfriend and I just finished paying off our mortgage on our house in London a year ago.
Obviously we're not too happy about the referendum result. We've worked out that if we sell the place, then we can buy an amazing villa in Tuscany with a big swimming pool (something like picture related) and have loads of cash left over. We both work remotely so it's no problem to just up sticks.
First thing I'm doing tomorrow morning is ringing an estate agent and putting the house on the market.
Already got flights booked to go and look at places in Tuscany in 2 weeks.
Just wanted to thank those of you who voted for Brexit. Without you, we'd probably never have thought to do this. Our lifestyle is going to be amazing now.
>>29544336
hope you aren't scared of spiders or a vidya lover
>>29544355
Haven't played vidya for years, certainly not online. Could do with a pet spider
>>29544336
>"we want to implement a system similar to the Australian model"
>"fucking racists I'm moving to Australia"
>>29544336
>I want away from the empty leftist cunts of my own generation. Win-win I guess.
anybody know of any nice places to go and eat in this circle. not in Bradford, not paki. just like quiet pub that servs meals or fish and chips or something. be great if I could take my dog.
>>29544365
Yep, I did point out this irony to them.
>>29544371
I'm finding recently that fedoras are actually right on most things.
>>29544338
>First thing I'm doing tomorrow morning is ringing an estate agent and putting the house on the market.
You're putting the house on the market at a time when the pound is at an low point. Not going to be getting good value for your property.
>>29544338
Congrats lad
>>29544336
They're coming back to us anyway anon. Soon we will have freedom of movement with east and west Australia
>>29544338
Its a wonder more people don't do this.
Whats the point in living in a shit flat in london that's worth a million when you could just retire.
>>29544398
My concern is that if I wait then house prices might crash, big time. It's unlikely but it could happen.
We'll be happy not to get top dollar as long as we get a quick sale.
We're just really looking to get out at the moment. My girlfriend had people chant at her "You're going home! You're going home!" the other day. She's an alternative energy consultant and makes a ridiculous amount of money so it's not as if she's a scumbag or anything.
It's just all a bit unsettling.
>>29544458
A million isn't enough to retire really young, especially if you have kids. We're not going to be retiring, but we're fortunate enough that we can work from anywhere. We'll both have to travel to London for meetings occasionally, but we're used to a lot of business travel anyway.
For our friends, it's because they need to be in their offices in London every day.
>>29542325
Go away please. You don't attempt to integrate into local British culture, rather the opposite. This is why the locals don't want you.
>>29544336
go lad, i'd kill to move there
>>29544458
Work. Most people don't have that much money that they can move away forever and stop working.
She uploaded a bikini picture
She kept it up for 1 minute exactly and then deleted it.
Had already gone on tofo and saved it by then.
Who else stalker?
>>29544553
They do when they sell their house for over a million. You can easily live off the interest
>>29544553
In the future more people will have jobs that are location independent.
>>29544381
there's a nice pub near the airport, might not be quiet/be able to take your dog in though
>>29544336
Better get ripped now lad, it will be to warm for a shirt and you dont want all the hot bikini babes "going look at that fat pale cunt"
However if you are ripped they love a british accent.
>>29544355
No vidya in Australia?
Also hope you aint a smoker
my gf wants an open relationship
hmm
>>29544601
Yeah, gonna do that. I've lost a lot of weight from running, I'm pretty much average weight now so I need to add muscle. Also I'm non-white, I'm sure that will help my case.
>>29544624
I hope you have too much respect for yourself to do it lad.
>>29544624
Just cuck my shit up famm
>>29544241
>christian weston chandler
mfw cwc is funnier and more active than ever when people were saying the whole ordeal was over and there was no more milk
>tfw the domme you're texting stops replying
>>29538862
My stocks and bonds portfolios are all in the negative now, thanks a bunch brittfags.
>>29544683
should have paid your tribute desu
>>29544697
Don't sell lad, hold for the bounceback.
>>29544601
>No vidya in Australia?
There is it's just that it's censored like crazy over there. They only recently got a 18+ classification for games. Plus it's expensive as fuck unless you pirate everything.
And there's the problem of multiplayer games always lagging because most servers are usually EU/NA unless the game is popular.
Honestly a bad place to be a gamer.
>>29544624
Slang for 'I don't want to fuck you anymore and want to break up with you, but don't want to lose my easy human wallet/shoulder to cry on.'
>>29544640
>Also I'm non-white
Pajeet?
>>29544624
It's over
Expose her as a slut while you still have some dignity
>>29544683
How much have you been texting her?
Escorts don't like it if you play 'text ping pong'. They want you to book. Lot of people just waste time and never actually book.
Ask all the questions you need in the first text and then book. If you keep asking question after question, forget it, she'll class you as a 'time waster' and block you. If you have too much to ask for texts, then call her and ask her the questions over the phone. Yes, it's nerve racking but only the first time.
>>29544747
>censored like crazy
The only game I can remember them censoring recently is that South Park game
> Plus it's expensive as fuck
not if you have a job
>multiplayer games always lagging
bullshit they play fine
>>29544831
fuck off aussie shill, your land is a shithole and you know it
>>29544848
Eat a dick, pig, just telling it like it is.
SOON LADS
>>29544867
i'll tell you how it is, i'll fuck your boipuss with my big white british cock mate
>>29544908
i dont blame you for trying, but as far as i know spain and belgium will block you from getting into the EU. if you do, then catalonia and frisia can do the same and they can't have that.
>>29544831
Mate, shit tons of games don't even come out in aussie land. They are strict over there.
http://www.polygon.com/2016/6/23/12013180/meiq-labyrinth-of-death-banned-australia
>>29544914
>implying I'm not British
Australian is not a race
>>29544908
scots are such hypocrites
>>29544747
Oh right I didn't know that
>>29544950
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOUR DOING SOMETHING I DONT LIKE WITH A DEMOCRATIC VOTE
>>29544934
who gives a shit, it'll all get sorted out eventually, just like weed legalisation. If you really must play "labyrinth of death", I'm sure there's a work around.
>>29544950
I hate being Scottish sometimes.
Fuck the SNP. Worst thing to happen to this country in recent years.
>>29544991
Just telling it like it is. Being a gamer in australia isn't as good as being a gamer else where.
Not telling the lad he shouldn't move over there, just telling him it's something to be aware of should he move.
>>29543878
M-maybe I am.
>>29545013
jesus christ, whatever.
>>29544587
thanks for replying. I kinda know that area, occasionally go to the carboot there.
suddenly got a headache, going for a nap I think
>>29544934
don't forget when retailers pulled gta v from stores over an online petition saying it was too violent
or when retailers pulled sims 2 because it had sex in it
australia is a sjw land
Got a family dinner in 10 mins and hungover from drinking alone and playing Civ last night. Please keep me in your prayers.
>patronising family member incoming
>you have publicly denounced your nan
>>29545113
Good luck anon, just keep smiling and agreeing and it'll all be over soon.Or if you want to watch the world burn then tell them you voted to remain
>>29545113
>you have publicly denounced your nan
kek, my nan is 83 and going to outlive me. whenever i get cheeky with her she fights me, shes actually punched me for correcting her before. i wouldnt dare denounce her, id be ended
>>29545396
>i wouldnt dare denounce her, id be ended
would you fuck her?
>>29545113
What did you denounce her for?
I also drank a fuckton last night, but have stopped getting hangovers recently. Should I be worried?
>>29545409
what i would, or wouldnt do is entirely consequential to her
i could get fucked by her in the next half hour and there is nothing me, god or the cast of blue peter could do about it
Reports claims Matt LeBlanc wants to leave Top Gear, unless Chris Evans goes first
>>29545517
I stopped watching after the first couple of episodes, thought Matt LeBlanc was pretty good but Evans is so irritating.
Drove my car into a ditch today lads.
Not even memeing. Fucking pissed off. Gonna need to buy a new wing mirror and pop a dent out.
>>29545661
young reckless drivers pushing my premiums up tut tut
>>29545661
Thats unlucky mate. What car is it? Might be cheaper to go to a breakers and get parts.
Someone kicked the mirror off my vectra earlier this year and a new colour coded one was a tenner from the breakers. Took 5 mins to change, very easy. Wasn't quite so pissed off after that
>>29545788
>Thats unlucky mate. What car is it? Might be cheaper to go to a breakers and get parts.
It's a Peugeot, but a fairly old one.
I know literally nothing about cars, but my brother told me to go to a breakers too. Might try and make him do it for me 2bh, because I exude naivity when it comes to cars and I might get ripped off.
Looking forward to a comfy /britfeel/ tonight. How's everyone today?
>>29545861
comfy summer rain in manchester, have almonds and playing wow
pretty lewd i think
>>29545861
Like shit. /britfeel/ hasn't even been a comfy place to hang out lately, it's just political most of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cwjSBE2q8c
alone
First the Smiler smashed the normies. Now it's the Tsunami.
KEK smiles upon us.
>>29545940
>I was stupid enough to vote remain and now I'm butthurt about it
lol
>>29546041
I didn't vote, you mongrels shitposting about politics all day is a different thing entirely
>>29545445
Being annoying senpai. My hangovers have been dreadful recently, feeling jealous.
>>29546018
the smiler really did cost an arm and a leg to build
>>29545940
Seems to have been slowly going back to Brit/pol/ thankfully.
I don't mind talking about politics, but I don't think these threads are the place especially now that it is done.
>>29546206
That's my issue with it, the bulk of the threads turned from britfeel to brit/pol/ while not being on /pol/. It was just politics, where Mr. I Got a Fish was the closest to britfeel the threads got. Granted, he has a nice fish, but still
What are some good gifts for girls, brehs? One bought me a record she knew I liked and I'm trying to think of something I could get her back
>>29546285
A giant black dildo
>>29546285
a cock ring
Corbyn quits Shadow Cabinet in protest at leader's lack of leadership skills.
>>29546285
Something around the same value that she will like, i.e. not something generic like perfume or earrings. Don't spend too much or that will come over badly.
If she knew you liked it, she put some thought in. What does she like?
>>29546285
My dick, send her my way.
>>29545005
What part you from mate? I'm from Ayrshire but live in Glasgow now; surrounded by SNP rent boys in both places.
>>29546285
get her a necklace with your picture of your penis(life size) on a pendant
who /nobf/ here?
>>29546524
Me, partly because I'm no homo
>>29546524
bagsie you if youre not a faggot
>>29546468
Glasgow as well, from the Highlands originally.
Highlands aren't quite as bad, but down here it is madness. Can't wait to leave, which is a shame as there is a lot to like about the city.
>>29546374
Word going round that Dave Miliband has come back, going to be interesting if it's true.
>>29546285
whats she into?
>>29546586
sucking bbc
>>29544821
I just asked if I can book a 2 hour session tomorrow
She replied "yes"
I asked what the next step in this process was
Then 40 minutes later I asked what I did wrong
and now I've sent a booking request through AdultWork
Sorry for the late reply it's just the fucking /int/ janny and mod
>>29546565
I live out in the east end for uni at strath, not too shabby - my flat is comfy but the local neds and junkies can be a pain. I'm the same though, hoping to move south after I graduate in a year.
>>29544073
Corbyn has apparently taken this opportunity to purge the Blairite fifth column, the absolute madman.
>>29546524
iktfb
just want a bf to cuddle with ;_;
>tfw you have a blood test tommorow at 8:45am for potential liver damage and here I am drinking a glass of straight vodka because I literally am too depressed to care
Yo so whassup fellas
>live next door to noisy paki family
>brexit referendum comes
>chance to turn it all around
>vote leave
>three days later
>they're still here
>>29546158
>>29546018
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you guys are so edgy omg, as if you joke about something like that you obviously don't care about social norms!
Wow, I bet you are a complete recluse in real life right? Wow, so cool!
>>29546657
The filter on this picture actually pissed me of. Autism literally forced me to alter it.
>>29546683
a few years there bub
>>29546524
It's a feeling I know quite well
>>29546013
This was pretty sweet lad. That channel has some decent stuff
Was watching The Hobbit earlier and churchwarden pipes look cosey af. Anyone here have a pipe? I've been off the cancer sticks for a while now and been smoking an e cig instead but wouldn't mind having a little bit of tobacco on odd occasions.
>>29546629
I'm at GU, everyone talks about how posh it is but everyone seems to be a chav. Even the "rugby lads" are chavs in tweed blazers.
Never been out to the east end, I am almost in the West end and my flat is nice and comfy.
>>29546878
You'd be replacing cancer sticks with cancer logs lad, I've heard pipes are way worse for your health.
Don't know if you care about that though
>>29546874
check out bsd.u if you like that sort of thing, a channel called babypa has some great videos too
>Download an online snake game on my phone
>Have to eat orbs of light and become the biggest snake while avoiding other snakes
>Pretty fun
>Within ten minutes I'm shouting at my phone and hoping that the person that got me killed dies irl
Why am I always so angry
>>29546950
Is that the slytherio game? I tried it for about 2 minutes then I just quit out of boredom.
Some of us just aren't meant to have fun
>>29546655
what does cuddling really feel like?
>>29546657
how can you tell if you have liver damage and how much do you drink?
>>29546994
i did it a few times when i was younger
it felt amazing desu :3
>>29546976
Yeah it is
Pretty fun desu. If it wasn't laggy it'd be great
Got to be the 3rd biggest snake on the server but then I fucked up and crashed into a tiddler. Now I'm mad as fuck.
>>29547016
if you die of liver failure, you probably have liver damage
>>29547023
better then sex?
>>29547033
but i mean what were the warning signs you needed a test
>>29547053
i only had sex and it was awful but that was probably cos it was my first time
much preferred cuddling
i imagine good sex is probably just as good
>>29547098
when the doctor told me i needed a test, that was the biggest sign
>>29547134
What sort of symptoms have you had? And if you don't mind my asking, how much do you drink?
I have been drinking more and more recently and I really should cut back.
>>29546913
Yeah, GU gets that reputation. Strath isn't too bad, plenty of GU wannabes though and engineers so packed with normies. I do Physics not too many in mine.
Anyone else here vape?
I know that loads of cunts do it, but I quit smoking recently and I really miss having a cigarette on my balcony with morning coffee, or having one with a whiskey after dinner, or when I am trying to think, or taking a break from work.
Thinking vaping could be the solution. Just ordered a beginner kit and a couple of bottles of juice, Unicorn Milk and I Love Donuts.
Who's the cunt in the OP?
The one in Wojak's thought bubble.
Reminder that Movie Night is STILL ON, despite the untimely disappearance of Gorilla-Chan.
This week, we're going to be revisiting our childhood with some ANIMATED MOVIES.
Here's the poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10579596 and that'll run until 23:59:59 Tuesday night
You can join us Friday night at 10pm to watch the movie. Depending on G-C's whereabouts, we might even have a new location.Seriously Gorilla, where the fuck are you?
>>29547198
Tried vaping but gave me real bad headaches so on e cigarettes now
>>29547224
Hello there summer. Having an ice cream?
>>29547243
I'll watch out for that. Glad I didn't spend too much money on it before seeing if I like it.
>>29546937
Thanks, this should make for a comfy night
>>29547238
>Seriously Gorilla, where the fuck are you?
Probably had an intervention and left this god awful cesspool. Something I hope all of us can do one day.
>>29547300
just stay hydrated
>>29547238
whats the url for movie night?
>>29547289
I've been on 4chan since 2011, just never popped in this general because it looked like nothing but shitposting.
>>29547315
i was going to call you a newfag then i realised that was 5 years ago, jesus wept
>>29547314
I'm sure someone will post the current one, but it's TBC at this stage, as we might move to a new room.
Why is everyone in the uk suddenly obsessed with being black?
Lets have a small survey post the following
>how much you get a month
900
>how you get it
bennies
>do you live with parents
yes
>>29547314
We've decided that movie night is a bit too much of a sausage fest, so for new people it's girls only now I am afraid. Once the gender mix starts balancing out a bit, then we'll start letting guys in again.
>>29547409
3800
Job
No, live with gf.
>>29547238
Kent is such an attention seeking cunt
>>29547238
>That Poke domination
Tempted to watch for once.
>>29547409
30k
Renting to people on bux.
Live on my own.
>>29547454
he cant leave the house by himself because he has autism. Like he actually tries to act above other anons yet needs a carer haha
>>29547315
Then you should know to lurk more before asking retarded questions.
>>29547552
A name of some slag is not common knowledge you know?
Idiot
>>29547567
It is if you've been on this general you fucking retard.
>>29547454
>>29547526
I'm just trying to keep things ticking over. I don't see anyone else volunteering.
how do i get a chavslag gf lads
i see them on public transport all the time and have to conceal my boner
>>29547567
kek mate, she's a meme here, everyone knows cept for newfags like you.
>>29547598
The one on the right looks like maisie williams
>>29547636
It is her you muppet. Sophie turner is on the left.
>>29547238
>1 vote for antz
Come on lads what are you doing
>>29547636
thats because it is her
>>29547665
Poke is the only correct choice, you're not fooling anyone
>>29547654
>>29547692
I don't watch GOT get of my case
>>29547697
Antz is a masterpiece
>>29547636
>>29547654
>>29547692
>>29547712
lads seriously i need help how do i get chav gf
>was NEET for 2 years
>got job
>confidence sky high
>loads a mone
>car
>enjoy new hobbies
>lost job
>just fcking bored all day
>sit on PC all day
>still loads e mone
christ I hate being NEET
>>29547598
You need a white BMW.
Does the trick.
>>29547742
same way you get any other girl
money or looks
>>29547552
I just wanted to jerk off.
>>29547591
>>29547586
I know its hannah, im not him. I'm saying that retard is acting like someone whose never been here before should know,
>>29547586
Sorry I upset you virgin boi :)
Poleaboo has successfully booked a session with a domme
She's a slightly chubby half Filipino but she's cheap so I should be able to try a few things
Thinking
>foot/stocking/boot/heel worship
>strap-on
>humiliation
Think I'll give the crossdressing a miss
>>29547842
>I just wanted to jerk off.
FOY
>>29547722
Never seen Antz to be fair but that Pokemon film was my childhood. If you say a bad word about it I will fight you
>>29547911
>but she's cheap
You get what you pay for.
>>29547929
Pokemon film is shit
>>29547238
Er, whoops. Sorry for the disappearing act lads, as it turns out I am not in fact capable of pulling a referendum all-nighter, working a full day and then also running movie night the same evening. Well, you live and you learn.
Assuming there's no major issues to be dealt with, I'm happy to get back to hosting movie night this friday as usual.
Sorry again for the fuckup, and big thanks to the lads who picked up the pieces.
>>29547919
What does FOY mean? I googled it but nothing came up, I think it's just one autist using his made up acronym
>>29547911
>strap-on
Make sure to douche your arsehole if you're going to do that.
>>29547964
OH THANK FUCK.
Yeah, have it back m8.Any chance you can jump in the room for a couple of minutes?
>>29547947
She's had a lot of customers though
I think one of the reasons she's cheap is because she's not operating out of a dungeon
>>29547963
TAKE THAT BACK THIS INSTANT
>>29547999
NO Wall-E is better
>>29548031
YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MATE I'M COMING FOR YOU
>>29547911
Wish you still had a blog Poleaboo.
I love reading about your ridiculous adventures.
>>29548031
>literally proxying Wall-E
Don't think we can't see you m8
>>29548031
it is the only robot choice
>>29547911
>Think I'll give the crossdressing a miss
Already gave up that tranny phase?
currently wanking ;)
Cheers to whoever is proxying walle, ruined my chance of watching it now cunt
>>29548237
hey me too!
ori
>>29547760
This is how i feel when i take a week off work but then after a few weeks of working i want nothing other than to sit on my pc for 14 hours and read 4chan/play computer games.
Christ I need a fucking life.
>>29547409
How do the government give you 900 a month for bennies when you still live with parents? Why are people trying to kick immigrant cunts out when there are people like this? Why am i still replying to obvious bait?
>>29548333
I find that the time I get after finsing work is more than enough to relax anymore Im just totally bored
>>29548386
not bait, I get 400 from PIP for autism and 500 a month from ESA for psychosis
I work at Atkins, a big civil engineering company.
We recently sacked a faggot because he was an idiot and no one liked him.
I heard he posts in this thread.
>>29548411
What caused your psychosis? I have pretty bad psychosis caused from cannabis (it may schizoid personality disorder or some other milder hallucinogenic mental disorder) - does this mean i can still get bennies because 500/month would be half my rent. I'm worried they wouldn't listen though considering my past drug history.
>>29548158
Glad it was appreciated
I wonder how much info I'll drop once I start posting again
>>29548193
It's just that I prefer CFNM
Gotten enough of my crossdressing fix at home
Gorilla-chan I have a request please. Can you disqualify Wall-E from the film night? It's painfully obvious that one retard proxied for it, it had around 3-4 votes a few hours ago and now it's at 17.
I think it would be very unfair if it won.
Reminder Poleaboo hates 'cumskins' with a passion and would gladly see you all suffer
>>29548564
No, because you're a druggie prick and they'll read off what kind of person you are.
>>29548657
You didnt answer my question of what caused your psychosis? I highly doubt you were born with it.
>>29548637
we get to see you suffer every day for free
>>29548564
my psychosis was brought on by personal trauma, not sure if you'd get bennies considering you caused your psychosis the other replier isn't me btw
>>29548625
I support this motion.
Proxying is bullshit when it's this blatant.
>>29548576
Is poleaboo awaiting trial?
Is poleaboo planning on going back to uni?
>>29548749
I think it might have been bought on by various points of abuse as the hallucinations were always linked to moments of my past. Thanks for not being a dickhead though, i guess i should finally go down the autism path.
>>29543911
>>29543957
>>29544074
I know that feel lads, have an ugly white scar running around my willy, always thought having drum tight erections and basically no sensation down there was just part of being a guy. Took til I was 25 before I realized I'd been mutilated, been restoring skin down there ever since. Truly has circumcision contributed to my depression, sexual frustration, and inability to create meaningful social relationships.
>>29548839
>Is poleaboo awaiting trial?
Waiting to be indited
>Is poleaboo planning on going back to uni?
If they'll have me
>>29548889
You have no chance at Uni now desu. Sex pests are fucked.
>>29548885
this. feels pretty fucking broooooooooooootal to know i will live for the rtest of my life as an absolute fucking piece of subhuman shit. i randomly get extremely fucking mad about this every day and recently i started to get seroius body side effects from all the circumcisionanger such as pain in the heartregion. I researched how you can make your heart stronge rbut all fucking Normalshitt websites say HUR DUR CIRCUMCURRRRR DO CARDIO CUZ IT MAKES YOU LESS FAT; THUS MAKING YOUR HEART STRONGER 8by making you less fat)))), however I'm already underweight.
guess I'm gonna be ded soon.
>>29549020
wew that was an extreme post dude
LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG LEAVE A GOOD LOOKING CORPSE
100% know i'm going to get the blame for this wall-e thing even though I voted for pokemon.
>>29547591
I offered twice
>>29549074
fuck off, i dont fucking live fast enough. i finally need real drugs. like methamphetamine so that i can get even angrier.
>>29548564
Psychosis caused by cannabis?
Grow a fucking brain and stop reading the daily mail you fucking pleb.
>>29548889
What are you on trial for?
I missed this.
>>29549182
he filmed girls shitting
>>29549182
>>29549216
Which he wanked off to (along with her shoes and knickers). Watch the sick fuck claim it was about love and friendship though.
>>29549090
Fuck off nigiii you fucking stupid cunt
>some circumcised paki beating up whitefags because he hates uncutfags
nigga please, i'm probably cut tighter than you
>>29542466
> tyrannical assholes in america
Someone has been watching too many Mel Gibson movies
just cummed ;)
>>29549292
paki here
this is the sole reason why i beat up whitefags
http://www.strawpoll.me/10595567
decide for me robots
>>29549356
buy them now and fight Refugeeniggers.
>>29547198
>>29549341
hello well done for your made cums
>didn't get a travel visa for america because of all my anti-circumcisionposting on 4chan
kek
>>29549216
>>29549230
Are you fucking serious.
M8, what the hell is wrong with you?
No, you will not get back into school. Enjoy staking shelves at Asda. Tesco is too good for your kind.
>>29549278
I have done.
>>29549356
>not buying fags everyday
>>29549292
Are you the mad Cutlet guy?
>>29549437
i am angrier than you can fucking imagine, normie.
>>29548864
what's it like to have psychosis? what was the first symptom?
If i was to kill someone i would probably eat the body
>>29548864
>>29548749
i get psychosis too sometimesd when i get rtesally mad about circumcision, not even kidding. i call it Circumchosis.
Lads, do any of you have a clue how instagram works?I need to find out who liked a picture with me in it.
>>29549494
>Lads, do any of you have a clue how instagram works?
magic
>>29549494
Nigii uses instagram a lot
>>29549494
All I know is that you double tap pictures to save them.
>>29549579
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CUNT
>>29549567
I do indeed
>>29549579
to like em not save em
>>29549494
Need more information, did you upload the picture?
>>29549650
Ayyyy lmao
How bad did you fuck up?
Why does Tilde never post anymore?
>>29549650
top kek, we /devilish/ now
>>29549711
hes too weak to press the keys
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>>29549653
Someone else did, I think early on it listed who but now it just shows a number.
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>>29549428
No you're a beta tail
>>29549749
Click on the number and it will show you all the people who have liked it
>>29549801
Mines a male veil tail
>>29549169
What sources do you have that can prove that cannabis can never be a cause or influence psychosis?
>>29549169
Grow a brain and learn to read.
NEW BREAD
>>29549863
>>29549863
>>29549863
>>29549863
133cake
>>29549857
I was making a joke you turbo autist
>>29549711
Actually yeah, haven't been on this general in a while. Where did tilde go?
Hope he got some help and is okay. He had issues but he's a good lad.
