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Back to work tomorrow edition
Need to hurry up and win the lottery so I can retire
Am off uni until September with absolutely nothing to do, feels pretty good.
Finished Blood and Wine last night so need to find another distraction.
Going to be NEET in the next few days after 2 solid years of slavery. Mixed feelings desu; but I feel a weight lifted from my shoulders.
Wagecucking for robots is not feasible.
My money came in early so I'm going to try my hand at matched betting
anyone else tried their hand at it?
>>29539004
enjoy poverty, my lad.
Just had a peanut butter KitKat and fuck me, it's the PERFECT chocolate bar.
Feeling really depressed today.
Maybe I should order a pizza to cheer myself up even though I can't really afford one.
>>29539152
Bit early for a pizza.
>>29539190
I've been up since 4, couldn't sleep today, only felt dread.
>>29539072
I saved hard over my employment and I've amassed nearly GBP26,000 in the bank. Nevertheless I don't plan to spend any of it. I plan to steal most things to sustain myself - I will become a true societal drop-out. Life is an adventure from here on. My aims are to begin a lucrative fraud to become rich enough to retire in the next 10 years. Let us consider that I would never be in that situation as a full-time employed engineer that pays me peanuts. It's all or nothing now.
>>29539305
Start a drug empire, you buy drugs online and sell them online for huge profits
>tfw just ordered a sweet new flannel shirt off sports direct
>>29539490
I've got a few ideas desu. Think bootleg alcohol (industrial ethanol in vodka bottles), 'counterfeit' food / account take overs / vehicle theft and sale etc. My plan is to be rich enough to own a Ferrari, a detached mansion and be retired in the next 10 years. Normies have screwed me over my entire life and this makes it very easy to have to compassion toward them at all.
>>29539670
That sounds very undo able
all those need tons of contacts
>>29539670
>My plan is to be rich enough to own a Ferrari, a detached mansion and be retired in the next 10 years.
You can't do that alone desu. You're going to need a crew, a good one, if you want to get that rich that quickly through crime.
>>29539670
So you want to become a mob boss type?
Yeah, good luck with that kek.
>>29539670
It would be more realistic to work as an engineer for the next 10 years, save as much as you can and then move to some third world shithole to retire there.
>>29539695
>>29539708
>>29539725
>>29539752
It's okay. He played payday 2, gta and watched crime films, he knows what he's doing ;)
Rent just went up to 530 squid a month.
Cock.
I think it's time to ditch Wales. Two and a half years of industry experience might make that a possibility now but jumping into the unknown seems like NEETdoom
>>29539876
Rent is going up everywhere since the pound is worth less now.
>>29539305
>26,000 GBP
so about five orders of chips and donner meat trays after the economy collapses.
no drinks with it sorry.
>>29539955
Or about 20 freddos
>>29539955
Oh fuck off to /pol/
if you want to talk POLitics
What is deemed a good amount of savings for a 20 something in Britain?
Normie coworkers seem to be scraping by or living off their well off parents or grandparents inheritance. It's hard to get a read on what the average is.
>>29540127
Depends on your situation. So 20 year olds have no real savings as it's all uni and student finance. Others have been working since they left scool at 16.
Just had a lovely little fish n chips lads
>>29539886
It's not is it? Fucking hell I need to look for a place soon. FUCK.
anyone had any experiences hooking up with 40+ year old women?
>tfw alpro yogurts taste like god's gift on earth
>a kilogram of this shit has like 500 calories and 50g protein and good fats, low in carbs
>TWO POINT SEVENTY QUID PER KILOGRAM
fuck me im gonna go bankrupt.
>lancashire farms has one for 1 quid per 1 kg
>800 cals per 1kg
>only 40g protein
>lots more carbs (aka sugar)
>fat content is the same
>nutritionally inferior cheap product, but it still tastes good, not close though.
Being not-rich sucks, having to worry about paying 3 quid a day on some fucking yogurt instead of 1.
and that's just a small portion of your food.
>>29539695
>>29539725
>>29539800
Ye poor bastards will never be rich with that attitude. There's literally millions of pounds worth of cars parked on the streets, you just got to figure out a way to take them and turn it into cash. Kek, it's not even hard.
>>29540185
Of course it is. It could be short term though but for now, it's all going up as everybody panics about the pound crashing.
Fucking 'ell lads, bored as fuck here, thinking about getting a bus into the city just to walk around, fed up of sitting at home all the time
Evens I go, odds I don't
>>29540243
>There's literally millions of pounds worth of cars parked on the streets, you just got to figure out a way to take them and turn it into cash. Kek, it's not even hard.
Yeah, you go ahead and do that then mate.
>>29540257
Looks like you're staying in, friend.
Good morning wagecucks! Enjoy your last day of freedom because after all tomorrow is another day another pound.
>>29540257
>The robot just wants me to be a miserable shut in
-_-
>>29539066
Try your hand in a blender, cunt
What's a typical robot car, lads?
Got pissed and coked up with some random Irish guys Friday night. One of them asked if I had mental health problems, then got my number and said we will keep in touch. He was 37 and up on drink driving charges as a lorry driver.
How the fuck did I get into that situation. Hope he doesn't contact me.
>>29540326
Toyota Prius
>>29540332
probs wants to fuck your tight arsehole mate
>>29540326
Whatever their family members have a lets them borrow.
>>29540229
No but it's high on my list of things to do
so to speak
>>29540243
how do you plan on selling these cars?
>>29540304
Why the hostility my friend?
>>29540326
I have a Vauxhall Vectra. It is nice enough, gets the job done and is pretty comfy.
Couldn't ever own something flashy or that draws attention
>>29540243
You can sell car frames, but not the engines
I don't know about the engine parts
Engines have VINs that WILL ruin you
Luxury cars are on GPS now. Don't steal a fucking Ferrari, go steal some shitty car from a village off in the corner of shit village, UK
>>29540521
>implying he'll steal anything and not just daydream all day
>>29540521
Cars such as a BMW can be turned off and the doors be locked on the thief, your best bet would be towing the car and you'd still be swatted when the GPS broadcasts where you fucking have it stolen
>>29540285
>days of freedom
That will end soon and good thing too! Much of those meddlesome EU laws were about working hours and conditions, and now they will be gone. Mr. Shekelstein will no longer have to limit those lazy wagies to less than 48 hours a week.
>>29540538
I could care less if he actually does it, Im just bored so I'm typing this out
>>29540550
So if you get a computer/terminal type thing from a BMW or Ferrari, etc dealership you could open the doors and turn the car on with it. It's likely that you'd be caught doing this though.
This is all just for newer model cars of course.
>>29540551
I can't wait till minimum wage cucks see that they are on on 60 hour weeks kek
Thank fuck I got out of minimum wage bullshit.
>>29540551
Could you really only work 48 hours a week in the UK? In the US I heard that if you're a senior engineer that you could be working up to 90 hours a week including travel
>>29540550
with certain BMW models you used to be able to program a blank key to the car via the OBD port
>>29540605
You could work as long as you wanted. But an employer couldn't force you to work longer then 48 hours because of EU laws.
Now however, minimum wagies are fucked. Work long hours or get fired and be replaced with someone who is willing to do so.
Going to greggs and poundland for some snacks I think. My head is killing, any recommendations?
>>29540622
I wasn't aware that was possible, based anon
>>29540587
By saying you could care less it implys you do care, at least some.
>>29540378
>how do you plan on selling these cars?
Might just clock high mileage cars desu.
>>29540699
Good point
Sick dubs duuuuude
>>29540713
the question is how do you sell any stolen car
Hello lads can we post the waifu. My head feels weird and I need some cheer.
>>29540630
>come on wagie, we all need to pull together which means you need to work extra hard! You're working 65 hours this week or i'll find someone else who will!
>>29540728
Break them for parts or give them a new identity.
>>29540785
WHO DO YOU SELL THEM TOO
>>29540873
You find contacts.
>Immigrants
>in my albion
>>29540936
>want 1/3 of the NHS to disappear
Nice one m8
>>29540965
>he believes in the NHS meme
>>29540767
A mumfu will have to do
>>29540918
>alright mate wanna buy this stolen car?
>no i'm not a copper
>please stop hitting me, take the car I don't even want it anymore
Full on reeed last night lads
>Night out
>Feeling more uncomfortable and anxious than usual
>Feeling like I should go home
>Look like a miserable cunt scowling all the time
>Not gunna find a qt gf anyway
>tfw no gf
>Go back to mates
>'will griggs on fire' comes on
>Mate decides he hasn't got a cheap bottle of larger but instead a bottle of champagne
>Throws it all over me
>Grab him by the throat
>Snatch the bottle and throw it on the floor so it smashes
>Turn around and leave before i lamp the cunt/get thrown out by the bouncers
Was that a reee or was it normie?
>>29540777
>keep flipping those burgers harder or our economy will never turn to better
>>29540918
If a robot was capable of finding contacts and upholding an amicable business arrangement with them, they wouldn't be robots anymore.
>>29541060
I know, I'm only saying how it's done. Nobody here is going to do it. We'd all much rather stay inside.
>>29540767
Here is a cute picture of a cute girl, I hope this will brighten your day somewhat
Poleaboo is unsure of whether or not he is actually trans anymore
Just got the girl pills and laser booked for Tuesday
I kinda want to be trans so this stuff doesn't go to waste but I'm not as passionate about it as I was last week
>>29541085
If you really want to steal a car, shit on the roof and set it on fire in a secluded spot. Much more fun.
>>29541115
You are not. You are only doing it because it is giving you something to focus on now that everything else in your life is fucked.
>>29541115
Hang yourself you daft cunt
>>29541115
Congrats on discovering that you're just gay and not a transbomination
Pills in toilet, dildo in bum
>>29541115
That's a shame I was going to ask monica out but whatever
>>29541142
I'm not gay, I don't find the idea of two men having sex appealing in the slightest
>>29541139
It seems that way, currently focusing on looking at dommes
>>29541172
I really hope it's just normal cold feet before a big decision
>>29541175
Yeah me too go through with it whats the worst that could happen
>>29541030
Good for you to react, a dilweed would've laughed and internalised the shame. Who does that? There is a song where it is customary to cover your mate in yeast piss?
>>29541257
its a football chant for fucking simpletons
He doesn't even support wigan or Northern Ireland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOpGCGtCVsE
>tfw 21 year old domme only does outcalls
>>29541289
What a bell. You did right mate. I don't really get why some people turn into assholes as soon as a drop of alcohol touches their lips.
So Ismoke weedinstead
>>29541030
shouldn't have sperged out
>>29541347
I think I was the only relatively sober one out of the group we were with.
>>29541357
He shouldn't have drenched me in larger
>>29541336
She's fit, bet she's got some daddy issues
>>29541336
book a hotel
>>29539138
Had a packet or rolo's yesterday, quite disappointed tbah
>>29541392
I'm gonna play it out, see how it goes
Waiting for her to reply to my email first
>>29541336
With age comes experience. You have to earn your stripes doing that sorta thing.
>>29541387
fucking get over it mate
>boo hoo I'm a bit wet
instead of being a fanny you should have poured your beer over him
>>29541413
There's something appealing about being dominated by a female younger than you
Getting dommed by a woman in her late 30s or 40s is something completely different
>>29541409
They never respond to emails better to text her lad they always respond then.
I'm not sure about outcalls to hotels, never booked a hotel room desu so I don't know how effective I could hide that I am meeting an escort there.
>>29541464
>never booked a hotel room desu so I don't know how effective I could hide that I am meeting an escort there.
Nobody cares. Hotels are used to escorts. It's a part of their business.
>>29540676
Bacon and cheese wrap is god mode.
>>29541503
>Bacon
Fuck off, i'm Muslim.
>>29541572
All the pastry is made with pig lard. Aren't you supposed to be on ramadan anyway?
>tfw brexit
>tfw you just told someone to fuck off
>tfw they might have been trying to help
>tfw you might have fucked up
Did we do the right thing lads?
>>29541572
Is it true that Mohammed was a pig fucking child molester?
>>29541731
Speak English, kebaboy
>>29541731
Nope, I voted leave and regret it now that the economy is down the shitter.
>>29541751
did people actually expect things to be better as soon as we voted leave?
>>29541738
>Is it true that Mohammed was a pig fucking child molester?
fuck off /pol/
>>29541782
We take that as a yes then?
>>29541751
To be fair so is europe's
I just feel like we might have taken a step back. there's a fair chance it won't go tits up but only time will tell
>>29541789
>We take that as a yes then?
fuck off /pol/
>>29541782
Is it true the poof muhammed liked to take pigs up the arse?
>>29541803
>Is it true the poof muhammed liked to take pig up the arse?
>>29541751
Don't worry. When the EU implodes the whole of Europe will have a shit economy. If everyone is poor, nobody is poor. The whole point of this vote is just to cause carnage in the establishment, and it is working exactly as intended. Political careers are being genocided - it's like slash and burn agriculture.
We'll get rid of the current crop of politicians as they infight to mutual destruction. We can handle whatever rookies get promoted. If this means we lose a bit of money then so be it, the chance to shake things up so much is absolutely priceless.
>>29541799
Will you go to hell if you see this image?
Do you like my drawing of muhammed being a paedophile?
>>29541837
>Will you go to hell if you see this imagee?
>>29541845
All that curry has gone to your head mohammed.
>>29541844
>you like my drawing of muhammed being a paedophile?
>>29541861
Typical air headed Muslim with nothing new to bring to the table.
>>29541751
>the economy is down the shitter
False.
Hungover. Missus wants me to go to a garden centre.
>>29541893
Nice I wouldn't mind going to one now, they are boring yet not that bad to just walk around for a bit.
>>29541893
>Hungover. Missus wants me to go to a garden centre
I thought you went yesterday?
>>29541884
>Typical air headed Muslim with nothing new to bring to the tabl
Do you like what i did to the koran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjobVoYeghM
>>29541910
No put it off yesterday to watch the football. Said I'd go today but hung over af.
There's about 3 ones she wants to look at in 3 different shops
>>29541966
Fuck that, carry on drinking you can't drive hungover anyway
>>29538862
>I've already had my birthday this year
>That feel when I just wanted to get something to eat from greggs or poundland but you just wanked three times and played a game of Overwatch and people think you are Muslim now because you forgot you even posted and someone else responded.
>>29541837
I am not kidding in the slightest: why is it not socially acceptable in the west to hospitalize somebody for making images like this about religious figures? (not Muhammad, I mean Jesus, Buddha, Moses, the whole shebang)
I mean is it really possible to do shit like this publically and still be a respectable member of society in your cuntries?
If yes, somebody must've mass lobotomized you after birth, like in Battle Angel Alita.
Yergh.
>>29542087
Because we have freedom of speech here and god doesn't exist anyway.
>>29542087
Seperation of church and state.
It's the single reason why the west invented everything and MOOslims are still beheading each other and flocking to the west like roaches.
>>29542100
>Because we have freedom of speech here
No you don't. Certainly not in Britain. British police routinely imprison people for saying "racist" things, one guy was arrested for calling a Jewish MP a "Jewess". (which she is, KEK)
In almost all Euro countries it's illegal to deny the Holocaust. Anybody unironically claiming that freedom of speech exists in Europe must be deluded.
It's also not what I said. I didn't ask "why is it not illegal to do this". I asked "Is it socially acceptable". You are legally allowed to walk up to a parent whose child just died of leukemia and say you hope he/she sucks cocks in hell, but nobody would mind if you got your shit pushed in as a response.
And who cares if God exists or not, I don't believe in Christianity or Buddhism, but it would be a cold day in hell before I would burn their holy scriptures or make insulting images about their religious figures.
>>29542161
>I mean is it really possible to do shit like this publically and still be a respectable member of society in your cuntries?
>seperation of Church and State
Why don't you bongs actually read what I'm writing?
>>29542083
LOL. I responded to your post. Seriously though mate, get a cheese and bacon wrap.
>>29542087
you mean images like this?
>>29542187
I'm a vegetarian though
>>29541818
fuck off polipoo
anyone gave the new rhcp album a listen? i quite like it, theres a robot vibe to it
>Tell mum I'm unhappy with my job
>Tell her tfw no gf
>Tell her i'm considering other options
>Redoing A-Levels
>Changing carear paths
>Moving away
>Tell her im really stressed, stop short of saying i have depression
>Starts off supportive, saying she's willing to help
>Turns to 'You need to get it done now' ignoring the fact that I actually need to come up with a plan
>Becomes 'All you do is sit in and play games, you're really upsetting ME! You need to sort your life out!"
Maybe, just maybe there's a reason why I tell you fuck all mum. Maybe there's a reason I'm scared of opening up to people. Maybe you're the one who turned me into a fucking robot.
>>29542198
>you mean images like this?
c
>>29542223
Its pakipoo
wanna suck a penis desu
-Do you fantasize about rubbing her feet, fetching her coffee, and tending to her needs in different ways as if you are her owned property? Do you have a strong desire to belong to her and be trained by her? If so, you might be a deeper kind of submissive called a slave.
-Are you into being restrained? Feeling helpless? You might want to list bondage/restraints
-Are you a fetishist? Do you have a very strong attraction to a body part or an object such as feet, high heels, boots, leather, latex outfits, gloves for example? Stockings? Pantyhose? Does your ideal situation involve a Mistress dressed in shiny tight rubber? Or anything very specific that is an absolute need for you?
-Are you interested in being degraded? Slapped in the face, spit at, called names, verbally cruel taunts, made to do demeaning things? Some are interested in light or severe forms of degradation.
-Are you interested in being laughed at? Humiliated by your Mistress? Made to do silly and stupid activities that amuse her and maybe even her friends too? Are you interested in being their bossed-around court jester? You might enjoy light or severe humiliation.
-Are you into her ignoring you, using you as a chair, a foot rest, a table, even maybe a toilet? Are you there to be a piece of furniture to her? An human ashtray while she smokes and ignores you? Then you are into objectification/human furniture play/(human ashtray play).
>>29542198
Why do Muhammad haters lean in onto the pig meme so much?
We don't hate pigs, infidels, we just don't eat them. It's like eating horses for you.
We don't hate dogs either. No idea where that comes from.
>>29542240
get yer self a pizza ordered shut ur self in ur room n spend the night playing vidya and shitposting, lord kek will take care of you lad
>>29542263
But you do hate freedom of speech yes?
>>29542239
>anyone gave the new rhcp album a listen? i quite like it, theres a robot vibe to it
where did you get it from its not on torrernts
>>29542263
>It's like eating horse for you
nice meme m8, if you ate pork you have to bend over north about 20 times where as if we were fed horse we'd just sue
>>29542280
its on spotify mate
>>29542277
I hate people who talk shit about sacred things. It's not necessary that the law punishes them, but I don't see how a society that accepts boyfriends that attack other dudes for insulting their girlsfriends doesn't also accept punching people for images posted in this thread.
And furthermore, BRITAIN HAS NO FREE SPEECH. Stop pretending.
>unless by "you", you mean orthodox Islam. Yeah they hate free speech, but so do most religions. You don't need to worry as long as you keep religion and state seperate.
>>29542325
Religion is not off limits to ridicule, stop being offended and get over it or go back to Iran.
>>29542312
>if you ate pork you have to bend over north about 20 times
Huh? Do you mean whippings, prayer or puking? Honestly confused.
I've eaten pork before. Tastes tender, but tasteless compared to beef. I like a firmer consistency.
>>29542325
People like you are the reason why Brexit won.
my mums bringing me home a greggs pastie and 12 chicken nuggets, 6 plain 6 spicy
hows your day going lads?
>>29539670
this has to be the dumbest plan to get rich I've ever heard
>>29542387
I think my freezer is fucked its leaking little bits of water
>>29542351
>Religion is not off limits to ridicule
I would counter insult, but not only are most of you fags atheists, but I don't have it in me to shit on Christianity/religion. KEK.
Why is religion not off limits, but chavs get to punch you for calling their GF a minger or a slut.
I know terrorists go further than just punching, but even if I merely hit somebody for burning Qurans, I'd be lumped in with terrorists and not with chavs. Weird.
>>29542394
It's poleaboo's new character
>>29542359
>People like you are the reason why Brexit won.
Why? Because I accurately said that Britain has no free speech or because I said I hate people who shit on sacred things?
Brexit is a good thing for Britain anyway, so whatever.
Shlomo here. You don't have to be a wagecuck. Go read books and learn about passive income.
brexit vote should have been on july 4th so you brits can feel the shame of being tyrannical assholes in america but at the same time celebrate your own independence from tyranny
that would be a very brit thing to do
>>29542165
the reason why it is completely acceptable is because no one cares, theism in general has fallen out of fashion, as it tends to do in richer, higher educated populations. it's an archaic and emotive manifestation of evolutionary psychology, a belief system with no predictive power or pragmatic value (aside from restricting behaviour that was potentially detrimental to society epochs ago) and it's been superseded by more sophisticated, empirical perspectives.
religion was the conductor of a lot of history, but it's waning. just because it was important, ESPECIALLY because it was important it shouldn't be impervious to ridicule. a society that is void of any rational discourse is the antithesis of the values that created the most free, richest, educated and civilised countries that have ever existed. whining about mockery and parody is tantamount to throwing a tantrum because someone doesn't like what you do. and if anything deserves disdain and satire, it's organised religion.
please don't shit up this thread with rhetoric about people's feelings or their right to be offended, it's childish and worthless. join us in the age of information, you mongoloid.
>>29541001
yu dun know alredy
If pakis want to stay in Britain they should take up Christianity or atheism
>>29541030
Absolute bullshit, however if it is slightly true you are a massive autistic cunt.
"Oh I grabbed him by the throat and hit him but neither him or his boys hit me back"
Doesn't happen
>>29542083
>wanked three times
Get a life.
Bomb all mosques (make sure they are full first)
>>29542584
Enjoy being added to a watch list forever for that post.
>>29542542
He is my friend and it was over and done with in about a second or two
>>29542572
I don't see how people do it, unless you're like 15, I masturbate once a week at most, once you've actually had pussy it's just not the same, fuck watching porn and even if I do it's just some chick on chaturbate fingerbanging herself
>>29542631
>He is my friend
Doubt it anymore
>>29542649
I tend to do it more when I'm depressed. Right now I've been neet for like 3 months so I wank like 3-4 times a day.
Back when my life was going okay, I would wank 1-2 times a week.
Not enough Lucy li in this thread
just a quick reminder to brexitmongs that you are still literal virgins and your lives will remain shit and if anything get worse
>>29542631
Still dont believe you t b h t b f
If it is true better look foward to getting jumped though
Watching simpsons rn lads ~
Dk why
At least the trip is gone though
>>29542713
He's a fat ginger and im friends will all his friends, not likely
>>29542774
Oh you're well hard
>>29542797
Harder than you mate. I suggest you wind your neck in.
>>29542713
i have an autist that i spend some time with at uni, and he will occasionally punch me or something when we go out because he gets so anxious, like a seizure but harder to watch
and an autist doesnt get lad friends, so no threat of shanking
>>29542840
Thats why you hang around with fat gingers is it?
Come take a swing at a real man
>>29542471
>a society that is void of any rational discourse
>Muhammad/tubgirl
KEK
>>29542443
>sacred things
How shitty must a religion be is a pedophile is one of their sacred things
>>29542240
>whinging about this stuff to your mum
Jesus mate just kill yourself. Why do you need to burden her with such insignificant things?
Rainy and cold just like my life
YOU NEED HELP LOUIS
LOUIS YOU NEED TO COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM
CAN YOU HEAR ME LOUIS?
>>29542940
She could see I was down and claimed she wanted to help
Now she's acting like louis' dad and screaming at me like im a live at home NEET
>>29543003
The trick is to not say anything and bottle it up till you eventually gas yourself like the rest of us lad
>>29543018
This has just expedited the process. I feel like going and driving off a bridge
>>29542443
>wants to use his free speech to beat up muslim nerds
>will end up creating more muslims robots who will turn to isis
We were protecting you but okay
>>29542927
So literally all religions
>>29542324
found it on kat
>>29542990
NINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NINNNAAAAAAAA
>>29543058
Exactly. My mum did the exact same shit a while back
>Sick of shit job and want to make a start on a fulfilling career
>Apply to a string of apprenticeships
>Mum goes "helpful mode" by blasting me with shit about why didn't I apply earlier and how I'm upsetting her by not being happy and driven
>Ruins my self confidence and what drive I had
>Practice like fuck for interviews but mum insists on giving me "interview techniques" and other complete bollocks that I know makes absolutely zero sense and wastes my prep time
>Didn't land a single apprenticeship
>Mum goes all soft and tells me to keep my chin up and not be disheartened, gets clingy as fuck when I just need her to fuck off and leave me some space for a bit
Army now mate
And if that fails and I'm too much of a pussy to pass basic then I'm unironically going to kill myself
>>29543136
>A levels
>memorize mark schemes
>go to mid tier uni
>get 2:1 in buisness or something
>5 years at most with copious holidays sprinkled in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyXmsVwZqX4
Thisis a fucking banger lads
>>29543136
>Army now mate
>And if that fails and I'm too much of a pussy to pass basic then I'm unironically going to kill myself
Failure suicide pact in two years time?
I'm not unskilled, I had an apprenticeship and i passed everything. I just don't want to do this job anymore, there are people 30 years older than me doing the same job and only earning a few quid more.
I can't fucking live like that.
And like you said, rather than actually being supportive they act like it was all their idea and call you a failure for not going for something you didn't know you wanted to do
>>29543136
>Didn't land a single apprenticeship
Only young people get them mate since the government pays their full salary. If you're like 19 or older, then the government only pays like half. 25 or older then, the government doesn't pay anything.
They are designed to be biased towards fresh school leavers.
You'd be better off trying to go to uni.
here you go lads
have a blast innit
>>29543203
What did someone do to you that leads you to encourage people to kill themselves?
>>29543203
Idiot, they put a small amount of oxygen in those tanks now to stop people from doing that.
>>29543217
*Kill themselves SAFELY.
>>29543218
thats a myth that started on /r9k/ by selfish idiots who dont want robots to free themselves
>>29543197
End of the day you're not technically locked in to that line of job. There are options like police work, and you could probably go into security if you get a license or whatever college qualification it is that they need. Can't be that hard right?
>>29543202
Don't want to risk uni. My 6th form results weren't great and it'd rather not make the same fuck up again with it costing me 9 grand a year.
>>29543203
This was the method I was planning on using, but there are several flaws
A lot of helium tanks now are like 10% oxygen because the sadistic normies want to trap us in this life rather than have a painless exit button for when we can't go on anymore. I've heard nitrogen tanks don't have this issue, and I'm assuming any of the noble gases work
That and it takes like 2 minutes for you to pass out. 2 minutes is plenty of time for me to pussy out, lad.
>>29543298
I was considering using a nitrogen tank for it, too. I'd need to find one, then get the rest and prevent myself from getting cold feet. It'd be a waste of money if I got cold feet
First time posting here since like November. I miss any spicy new memes?
>>29539670
Even one of those things done right should get you hood rich with little effort. Your profit comes from risk. Also the bootlegging is the riskiest one. Governments don't like giving an inch on alcohol taxes. Plus if even one skell goes blind etc. on you're product you could get fucked bad.
>>29543385
please hang yourself desu
>>29543385
poleaboo is now a tranny called Monica and louie wont get out of him room
>>29543408
>Louie
Is this related to a vocaroo that was circulating britpol yesterday
>>29543429
>yesterday
Wow, britpol is slow then. It's like a month old now.
Lads a girl says she wants to hang out with me and i'm shitting myself.
also have some lemon drizzle and custard, how are you lads spending your sunday?
>>29543408
>>29543429
>>29543439
you tards do realize loius is just fucking with you right? he just got his dad to play along
>>29543457
I'm eating a bowl of corn flakes in silence.
>>29543457
about to have a poo and a wank
>>29543459
Sounded pretty authentic.
>>29543457
Continuing my three day shitposting marathon on pol and licking up normie tears on Facebook. It's been the best weekend I've had in years desu .
Also drinking lots of tea and playing fonv
>>29543487
thats not hard to do. watch any movie or tv show. especially if you're literally autistic
>>29540605
In the U.S. corporate jobs pay a salary and you sign away most rights as far as hours worked is concerned. Minimum wage jobs seldom schedule people more than 30 hours a week since full time workers get benefits companies hate paying.
>>29543457
Waiting for my takeaway to arrive. I ordered from the best place in the city, but unfortunately they are always busy as fuck and usually take over an hour to deliver.
>>29543499
Unless you have proof it was faked, you're baiting.
>>29543509
I want to do takeaway, but I feel like it's a Friday/Saturday option. A Sunday takeaway just feels wrong.
Might have to anyway, I have fuck all in for tonight.
>>29540728
Send them to South America, Russia, and 3rd world countries mostly. Rebuilding them (mostly pick-ups for this) and parting them out. Keep an eye on Cuba since they will need alot of 21st century tech and machinery in the next 10 years.
>>29543459
>Dad can you shout at me through the door while i pretend to cry, I'm sure the neighbours wont mind, why? oh its a joke for this weeaboo image board, in the unemployable british losers thread
>>29543578
>unemployable british loser
Have we met? You seem to know an awful lot about me.
>>29543578
>Don't forget to get mum involved too. She needs to fight with you for the recording.
Fuck me lads. Its actually going to happen.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/26/hong-kong-democracy-campaigners-demand-return-to-british-rule-as/
>>29540873
Bent shipping companies for one.
Someone be my qt bf
>Oneitis 'suddenly' becomes a lesbian
Think I'm just about ready to check out lads.
>>29543597
THE BRITISH EMPIRE IS BACK
FIRST HONG KONG, THEN INDIA, THEN TO WAR WITH GERMANY TO FINISH THE JOB
>>29543597
> leave european union
> commonwealth countries demand tighter integration
> rise of the british empire 2
> we solve terrorism by exporting traditional values to their shithole lands
I voted remain, but I'd vote leave if the above happens. I just want Britain to control shit, I feel it's what we're best at.
>>29543597
No it won't. China will tell em to fuck off and Britain sure as hell won't do anything about it.
>>29543611
All women are bisexual anon
Will this help me Britbros?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000KU72S8/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=25M2WXYW5FFHO&coliid=I37MWSAZKO63N3&psc=1
Is this shit legit?
or is there something better?
>>29543610
i will be your bfhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0CY4KY7g2Ep
>>29543679
Only one way to find out
Forgot about this fucking robot
>>29543700
I mainly want it for anxiety relief.
Shit is awful.
>>29543700
FIGHT II!!!!!
>>29543720
No you need proper drugs like risperidone, go to the doctors
>>29543679
Wtf no, I dunno how Amazon are selling those, they're like 10x stronger than zopiclone
Cheap price too, going to make a bulk order and sell them on the darknet for a massive profit, thanks anon!
>>29543756
>I'm going to sell Kalms for a massive profit
Yeah, okay
the end is nigh
perfidious albion has fallen
>>29543772
NI isn't going anywhere lad. Sinn Fein already got btfo by Villiers. Sturgeon is all talk too.
>>29543644
Doesn't help me, still in the rubbish bin of utter undesirability. If there is a god he fully intends for me to neck myself alone at wizard age.
how big is your willy?
don't be shy
>>29543772
Fuck off paddy or we'll make you starve again
Whats the name of the horse that death rides?
>>29543828
angela merkel
orig123
>>29543771
Kalms are one of the main precursors in heroin you idiot
>>29543798
5.9 inches famalamala
>>29543828
Binky
>>29543610
The question is are you a qt yourself?
>>29543828
The pale horse. Despair in Darksiders
>>29543866
Thanks me (you)
>Tfw I work as a secret shopper
Going to five guys tomorrow, will probably just give it a 100% on the grounds I love their food so much
strawpoll.me/10592546
