I'm thinking about going into politics
What is the chance anything I've written on 4chan will ever come back to bite me and will cause a national scandal?
>>29425010
Cum cums are yum yums for my tum tums and bum bums
- Phil
Every word you type is being recorded and stored in a government database. Google is storing caches of every thread in which you've posted. 4chan users are screenshotting the scandalous things you say. When the time comes, cross references will be made. You will think you have moved on, but the internet never forgets. They're going to eat you alive. You will be remembered as "a worse candidate than Trump." Your face will be plastered on news channels, revealing all your sadistic thoughts. Protesters will flock to your rallies, and soon they won't need to do so. You will be shunned, your name a household name, your life a big, fat mess. And then, on the brink of ending your miserable, shameful existence, you will remember. It'll hit you head on, and you'll hear a ringing in your ears, slowly getting louder.
"REEEEEEE NORMIE."
You'll remember. There is always a place for me here. I am not a man. I am a robot.
>>29425010
>national scandal
Aren't we feeling self-important today.
Run for your local town council or something or get involved with your state party of choice. Nobody gives a shit what you've written on an anonymous message board.
>>29425282
But what if I ever used the word nigger or posted pictures of my penis, both of which I have done t b h
>>29425348
we took screenshots and saved the penis, don't worry