>be 5
>having a bro in preschool
>during afternoon mandatory nap we snuck in the teacher office
>taking all the twinkies, hiding them outside the class
>and went back to our beds as if nothing happened
>teacher realize snacks are missing
>she got fucking crazy about it
>ensue full body search for every child
>tfw we hid everything in the sandbox outside
>going home time
>we dig everything out of the sand and put it in our backpacks
>his mom came for us
>secretly eat all the snack at his home because tonight is fucking spinach
>I even came up with a plan to get rid of the packings
Who else here was a criminal mastermind in his childhood ?
>>29342538
Sounds like stealing is in your blood, nigger.
Did I tell you about the time I became a slave trader in elementary school ?
>be 11
>have a pokemon card and pogs collection
>play against some black dude
>win all his cards and pogs
>he didn't have a lot because he was poor
>but he was actually a good player, t'was my lucky day
>he cries like a bitch
>I will lend you my cards and pogs
>you can play against other with it
>but I can choose which card I want in the end
>and we will randomly split the pogs in 2 sets
>We did, got my self full evolutionary set of pokemon starters
>mfw slave I made a nigger my slave in elementary school
bump
any crazy childhood heist ?
>>29342538
Kind of similar
>quite a while ago
>last day of music intern before she leaves
>also test day
>she decides to give us candy
>rockets, shit was cash
>kept the bag on her desk
>class finishes test midway through, she decides to take most of the students to the piano room
>be more experienced player
>stay in the first room with full sized piano
>2 others in here with me
>we're thinking the same thing
>heist all the fucking rockets, plant five packs in some poor fucker's bag
>transport the other 87 packs out to my locker
>class about to end, they all come back
>intern flips shit, wants to check bags
>the fucking rockets fall out of our victim's bag
>sent to the fucking in school suspension room
>after class we split the 87 packs between the three of us and went our separate ways
>it was a good fucking day
>>29343384
>87 packs
Nice Fore!
>>29343384
I want to hear more of your crazy heists, you magnificent bastard
>>29343384
you are a piece of shit, fucking cunt
this is the kind of threads that i want to see in my secret club. bump to keep this glorious thread alive
>>29343384
More, you glorious bastard, more
Pls
I've written a voyeurism story, where I spyed on a girl with a telescope
>>29340137
>>29340178
>>29340434
I don't know if it will satisfy you, but there was that time I was in boarding school with a very strict rule on alcohol.
We had to take a long march, something boyscoot-like. just before leaving the town in the woods, I arranged a meeting with the grocery store owner's son.
I smuggled a beer keg in my bagpack. Everyone could take a glass of "water" using the valve in exchange of a small contribution.
Adult never understood why we were so happy with the march...
the recess thread is back
confess your crazy childhood heists, thefts, smugglings, all your criminal
Did I tell you about the one time I sabotaged a soap box derby ?
>be 12
>in summer camp, but urban area
>children build their own cars by team of 4
>in fact just wood coffin and wheels
>one pilot and going down a hill
>podium winner got to choose between a radio controlled boats, cars, helicopters
>I really want a helicopter for purpose...
>sabotagetime.jpg
>there is no way in hell I can overdo it or we will be the obvious culprit
>step 1 : know your enemy
>one of my buddy in the team has her sister doing interview for the kid's newspaper
>she is 16 and a qt, perfect for gathering information
>we were able do judge who can be a potential threat
>most of the team are focusing on the appearence of teir car : a tank, a batmobile, boat looking car...
>other are just doing it because they have to and are not really into it
>2 are serious business with a long experience of soap box derby
more ?
>>29347344
Heists, eh? I have one...
>8th grade, be 14yr old faggot me
>share cunty history teacher with only friend(lets call him J)
>we usually steal small things from her desk time to time, because we were faggots
>substitute one day leaves early
>me and J raid desk
>score a pack of gum, some candy, a stack of hall passes, and most importantly 2 keys
>recognise the keys as the ones that go to a cart FULL of laptops in the front left corner of the room
>plan hatched
>next day, lunch period
>i sneak into room, J watches guard just outside
>i unlock cart
>20+ laptops, connected to ugly yellow ethernet wires
>snag one fast as possible
>get out, give J signal, leg it to lunchroom seperately
>forgot to steal charger so it's useless to us
>noone finds out
>true fucking story
I actually still have keys + laptop
Pic related
>>29348595
Cont pls
Oreos
>>29349304
your place is in detention...
...CRIMINAL
>>29349304
Nice. Appreciate the OC!
>>29349304
>forgot to steal charger so it's useless to us
bro you know it's literally like $20 for a replacement charger, right?
>>29349592
Too lazy desu, and after a while i just didnt feel like selling it
>>29348595
>step 2 : build our own car
>fuck it, I'm just going to merge the design of the two best opponents
>the photos our spy took for her interview are really useful for this
>she did fathers and sons photos in their garage...
>we can even read the brand's name for paint, polish and lubricant
>however it was the fucking 90s
>we didn't know which shop to go for themand this is a pretty big deal, you don't just use the same lubricant than bicycles or real cars
a lubricant that doesn"t attract dirt or is heat resistant is useless considering the duration of the race
>We decided to search in their garbages
>after thorough investigation it turns out one of them is a modelist nerd
>and he uses a shitons of lubricant for small models
>in my group, one of us is going with his mother to the model store
>they pretend they want to buy lot of shit
>but ask "what if used on bigger model"
>we manage to get it done faster than all the other first timers
>our fathers were awesome desu
Whenever someone lent me a propelling pencil, I stole the secondary recharge in it
bump for more OC like this one
>>29349304
>mom works at my elementary school
>doing paperwork one day
>waiting for her to drive me home
>one teacher watching a kid in detention
>janitor already gone
>old-school faucets in bathrooms
>clog all the sink drains with paper towels
>turn on all the sinks
>we all leave
>school floods overnight
>no school for a week
>kid in detention gets blamed and kicked out
>>29351456
look at this subversive kid, look at him
any more young revolutionary ?
Bumpin we need more stories ploxx
