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Early morning gym sesh edition
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Lads, I think it would be a good idea to post the waifu, but this isn't compulsory.
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The British need to be culled.
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help me lads

>housemate comes back from holiday
>makes a ton of noise past midnight
>hear her through ear plugs
>tell them to keep it down
>wake up to a message from landlady
>girl lied and said toilet was covered in shit when it wasn't
>she's trying to get me in trouble

should I defend myself and say it wasn't true, bring up the noise she's making? or avoid rocking the boat. I know this girl can make my life misery, I'm seriously thinking of moving out but my job is so fucking stressful that the stress of moving around again is unbearable.
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I want to move out so much lads but I'm stuck because I can't afford it
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>>29203015
next time she goes on holiday use the dark net to get her shot
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>>29203015
ask if she has a single piece of evidence to back that up
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Just managed to get a pair of Yeezy 750.

That's an easily 700 quid profit.
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>>29204556
simply lol

oc
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I'm sick of all you retards thinking it's cool or edgy to vote for Brexit. Some of us have jobs and aren't just pathetic neets. Some of us don't want to fight in another European war. We don't want to see a return to the 1930s and fascism.

Fuck you all. If Britain leaves the EU, I'm moving to Germany.
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>>29204890
>thinking democracy = fascism

Good, fuck off to your shitty neo-liberal paradise - you won't be missed
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>>29204914
t. Paki
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>>29202576

that time in between waking up and getting out of bed is the comfiest part of the day for sure
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>>29204890
>thinks fascism is bad
>moving to germany
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>>29204063
She routinely leaves her leg shavings in the bath and the floor is covered in water...I might start photographing that and then bring it up if this happens again. I just fucking hate living with young people especially girls, they just have zero fucking self-awareness and are quite literally incapable of taking any responsibility for anything
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>taken 2 antihistamines.... still sneezing and itching my eyes

why lads whyyy
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Just accidently clicked on the j list advert, there's some weird things about.
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posting best newsfu
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fucking hell, it's 11:00am already?
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>>29205062
absolutely, best time of the day I'd say
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Don 't forget everyone, vote for hillary!
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>>29205529

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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who here /ITSCOMINGHOME/
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Feel really really really sick lads

Like I'm going to die
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>>29203015
>female housemates
>living in a flatshare
normie shit
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>>29205469
She'd look better with long hair.
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Oh god, there's a wasp nest in my attic, lads.
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>>29203015
Have you asked her what her problem is
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>>29206141
you mean loft
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On my way to do a bit of shopping guys. Wanna get some new clothes. People at work have noticed and mentioned that I wear the same few items all the time.
What should I get?

>inb4 normie.
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>>29205469
oh do me a favour

absolute rotter
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>>29206168

Just order some clothes online.
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Do you think the Queen ever gets bored of this shit? She must do.
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>>29202576
waifu to celebrate the best part of the weekend
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>>29206214
very qt purchase
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just got the letter, sanctioned until September for leaving my job search an hour early after finishing

even saw an advisor there before leaving, said I'm all done she said all good and gave me my bus money back

can't take much more of this
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>>29206216

Would you get tired of a huge bunch of super healthy, well dressed members of the opposite sex willing to die for you doing a special parade just for you?

Also, she were pretty fit when she was younger.
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>>29202576

>a day of endless possibilities awaits
>12:30 and I am sat in my underpants browsing 4chan

Does anyone ever get the feeling it's all gone a bit wrong
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>>29206272
I would do her now
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>>29206283
>Does anyone ever get the feeling it's all gone a bit wrong

No. Never. You're the only person who's ever felt this way. Certainly the only person ITT.

You should write a novel.
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>>29206259

Jesus lad, they're not even trying to hide they want everyone to kill themselves now.
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>>29206259
Sounds to me you BTFO a wagekek because you got to leave and enjoy the sunny day while she still had to slave away and chad still hasn't returned her Tinder message
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Managed to wank myself off this morning without using porn.

Onwards and upwards
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>>29203015
She wants poo
You should give her poo
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>forgot to change birthday on facebook
>it reminds the normies that it's my birthday
>normies post "happy bday mate, what happened to you?", "happy bday, need to catch up again!"
>family thinks its my bday, they all feel bad because they forgot

its not even my birthday, i tactically change it every year so i avoid the attention and never have the true date published.
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>>29206505
Just remove your birthday from displaying altogether?
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>>29206214
I can't. I have put on a lot of weight in the past year or so. Still think I'm a medium when I'm really an extra large.
Need to try shit on to see how it goes over my belly
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>>29205278
I use becoanase nazal spray, takes care of that area. i say that as someone who suffered so bad i couldn't do anything on those days.
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>>29206505
I removed my birthday one of the best decisions i've made
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Mummy is off to Tesco to get a steak for my lunch then I am going to my asperg friend's house to watch the Euros.
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>>29206846
Sounds like a nice afternoon. You going for the Wales match too or just England?
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>>29206951
Both and will watch a bit of Switzerland vs Albania as well.
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>>29206676
>>29206806
i didn't realise you could, i've been changing it yearly for the past 8 years...
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Fuck football, shit game

>Wales lost to New Zealand 39-21
>England beat Australia 39-28
>Ireland will get raped by South Africa later
>Scotland are irrelevant

Balance is restored in the world
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having a dairy milk

what are you up to today lads?
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>>29207300

Dairy Milk is good choice, though the slow decline into Kraft chocolate is a depressing event. Stock up while you can.

Just eaten some heinz spaghetti and sausages, contemplating where the shit I bought online is.
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>>29207320
spaghetti and sausages is noice. havent had it since i was like 7. put it on toast and its a good lunch with some strong tea and its a decent lunch.

what did you order anon?
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>>29207300
>>29207300
Had a garlic bread and mini mars bar icecream for lunch. Dairy Milk is absolutely best chocolate to be honest. Although I do enjoy a bar of posh milk chocolate occasionally.

Just tidying up and sitting about today. Looking forward to watching the football later.
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>>29207270
Rugby is literally a sport for people who in school were too fat to be good at football and too middle class to attend football matches.
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PAKIS OUT
POLISH OUT
CHINESE OUT
INDIANS OUT
BRITAIN OUT
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>>29207356

An inflatable sofa for my living room, and a new fitted sheet. Given up on the sheet coming, but the sofa is coming via "other 48-hour courier" so that might still show up.

Hopefully not while I nip to the shops. I'll be double pissed off if I get home to a parcel note.
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>>29207384
tfw played rugby and was working class

it was good fun, the rich kids would let me hang out with them as i could buy drink due to looking 30 at 16
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>>29207356
>spaghetti and sausages is noice. havent had it since i was like 7. put it on toast and its a good lunch with some strong tea and its a decent lunch.
very comfy and nostalgic
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>>29204890
if you're european you're fucked in germany
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>>29206005
she's pretty fuckin rank mate, nothing to envy about it. when her door is open I can just smell fucking fish and I wish I was exagerating. I lived with my brother and his GF for a few years so I know it's not normal.

>>29206147
I just don't want to interact with her at all, I don't want to escalate the situation and make it worse but she looks like one of those people who are incapable of having an adult conversation and will just use it as an excuse to give me more shit
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>>29206147
also the problem is I guess she doesn't want to turn her music down or not talk loudly in the corridor at midnight. I'll just have to talk to the landlady since I know she won't listen to me.
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any of you lads done online food shopping before?

i find going to the supermarket on my own too depressing and anxiety ridden now

if i order online though will have to speak to some delivery man while all my neighbours are outside?

or could i request they leave them by my back door on the checkout page
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>>29204890
>I'm sick of all you retards thinking it's cool or edgy to vote for Brexit. Some of us have jobs and aren't just pathetic neets.

What does having a job do with voting In or Out? Most people know, myself included, have jobs and are voting out.

>Some of us don't want to fight in another European war.

Good thing that will literally never happen regardless of whether or not we're in the EU. Oh wait... oh sorry I forgot all about those dreadful wars between Norway and Germany and how about the one between Switzerland and France due to them not being in the EU.

>We don't want to see a return to the 1930s and fascism.

What does this even mean? When was Britain led by an openly fascist party? Have you gotten Nazi Germany and Britain confused?

>Fuck you all. If Britain leaves the EU, I'm moving to Germany.

Why?

iI am not sure whether that post was supposed to be satire or not it is so ridiculous.
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>>29207538
lol didn't read
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>>29206141
I've got bees in my gutter I can't even open my window when it's warm, fuck summer
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>>29207533

I do one tesco shop a month online, you do have to sign for it but you don't really need to talk to them.

From opening to door to being inside with your shopping, about 40 seconds?
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>>29207605
ah okay, gotcha

do they bring it in for you or hand it to or leave it by your doorstep or what?
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>got appointment to meet my neet supervisor on 13th
>during e3
fml famala
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>>29207620

They will offer, and I think the default is to bring it in, but I don't want people in my flat so I carry it up myself.
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>>29203015
This means war, prank the shit out of her.
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>>29207640
get a job stupid ugly neet
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>>29207649
going to leave a not on the checkout part saying just leave them by my back door

if i do this and then dont answer when they arrive do you think they might not leave them?

i wonder how essential the signature is
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>>29207672
Isn't this supposed to be a neet thread?
REE get out
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>>29207672

Think your in the wrong thread lad, you want int/brit/
>>>/int/60647461
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>>29207674

Honestly, I think the signature is required. It's not that much work, same thing as getting a Signed For Royal Mail parcel.
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>>29207695
>>29207696
hey im a brit and i feel things im entitled to post just as much as any of you
if you think otherwise *pulls glaive from display hook on wall* feel free to remove me!! heh...
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>>29207707
gunna risk it and not go answer the door

hopefully the worst case scenario isn't i have to pay for all the food undelivered

doubt that highly though, probably just the delivery cost
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>>29207729
Check out this lad
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>>29207751
fucking kek

originaldes
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Your heart stops when you sneeze FACT
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alri josie
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Was going to ride my road bike along the canal toe path today, but I've just laid in bed and been very comfy and at peace instead. Been contemplating getting a gf, becoming a racing driver, getting /fit/ and watching England beat Russia later, whilst drinking a cider or two. I'm still undecided on dinner, but it will more than likely be Italian.
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>>29207808
ri
edit: how is ri not original ffssssssssssssssssss
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Poleaboo got a letter from Aberdeen council

He owes something near 400 quid in council tax
they finally caught on that he wasn't a student
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>>29207894
is the pic of the blonde girl with the funny eye actually you? kek
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>>29207902
Just call them racist and Transphobic and you are sorted.
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>>29207902
ahh there you are you scoundrel
havent seen you on brit for ages whereve you been wait stop lol i dont care

>>29207930
no but i have taken my flag off and posted myself in the middle of a slag thread before
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>>29207971
Poleaboo keeps getting banned

Hacked my 3DS so got that going for me now
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>>29207971
W E W

did you get complements like that's a good slag etc?

Also, this begs the question

are you a slag?
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>>29208005
nah it was completely ignored
by "slag thread" i mean a brit thread that devolved into 90% slag posting halfway through, so nobody was paying attention to them
ive got quite a high sex drive but its VERY hard doing anything with straight girls at more than a 45 degree angle if you catch my drift
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>>29207729
*teleports behind you*

PSSHH
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>>29208075
post pic xoxo
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who here /INGURLUNDDDDDINGURLUNDDDDDDINGURLUNINGURLUNINGURLUNNNNDDDD/ at 8 lads
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Going to see Cap America tonight, checked the ticket office and the cinema is going to be mostly empty.

Who else /smalltowncinema/ here?
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>>29207743
Mate I've been getting online shopping for the last 2 years. You don't have to make conversation or anything, just say you'll be taking the shopping in yourself, sign and that's it.
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>>29208124
i'm a true autist though

what if my neighbours are outside at the time?

they'll look and watch me

what if i stutter

or something i'm not mean't to

it's too much to handle
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>>29208104
shant give up the game that easily mate youll just have to be on at the right time and somehow discern it from the others
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>>29207640
Everything at e3 has been announced anyway and it's not like Nintendo is revealing their new Meme Machine either so you won't be missing much
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>>29208160
well are you qt?

r8 urself jo-sssss (ie)
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>>29208122
Sounds comfy lad I miss the small cinema I used to visit. Cities are overrated
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>>29208187
I don't envy you, it might not be the best, but I don't think I could enjoy a movie with heaps of people in there with me, especially since I'm alone like always
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>>29208144
What will happen if they watch you? You're just carrying bags into your house

If you stutter then just take it on the chin, eventually you'll get into a routine of saying the same things to the delivery driver and it won't feel like a genuine interaction, you shouldn't stutter after that.

Since I'm guessing that now you go out to get your shopping down you can't be that much of an autist.
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>>29208174
would personally give meself a 10 but thats because im intelligent, narcissistic, with a wicked sense of humour
realistically probably a 7 verging on 8, especially now ive given the ol' hair a revamp
not got much to offer in bum or boob
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>>29208213
>Since I'm guessing that now you go out to get your shopping down you can't be that much of an autist.


i've embarrassed myself plenty of times to the point where i can't go anymore


you're right though, i think it's just first time nerves

sounds like i'm talking about losing my virginity, kek
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>>29208236
give me a hint on here next time you post yourself please xo
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>>29208233
>roastie thinking they're intelligent

Every time
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>>29208204
I got in free once since I look like i'm 16 so that was alright. But on the whole being stuck between a single mother and a chav isn't a lot of fun.
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>>29208252
oops

mean't for

>>29208233

fuck off not original r9k
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>>29208259
There are no women on britfeel, it's just a guy messing around
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>>29208336
oh deer

if only you knew are josie lad
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I think I hate cats. I used to like them, but the fucking cunts have scared off all the wildlife in my back garden

If you have a cat and let it outside, you're a cunt
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>>29208236
Yea don't sweat it lad.

I've embarrassed myself plenty of times too, my hands tremble sometimes when I'm trying to get out the exact change and it either falls on the floor or takes me ages to get it out.

Quite pathetic how these everyday things are a struggle for us.
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>>29208336
Do trannys count ?
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Gonna have nandos and watch the match later... will be proper comfy

I'm not into footy at all but international matches are easy to follow
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I'm so bored lads.
What should I do with my weekends?
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>>29208386
THAT PICTURE SHOULD BE LABELLED CONCERNEDDOGGER.JPG

FUCKING RENAME IT YOU USELESS CUNT
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>>29208693
You know what do lad. You know.
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currently slurping this
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>>29208582
Only if they don't have a penis
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>last night
>Feel like shit
>Needed to get out my house
>ended up walking around outside talking to myself under my breath for over an hour
>had to walk past a load of turbonormie school leavers
>thought they were all looking at me, almost had a panic attack
>Climbed a tree in my hidden spot, got stoned and spoke to myself for a while
>went home

Ah, the life of an autist
Im such a weirdo
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>>29208888
quads

8888
8888
8888
8888
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>>29208822
Why are you so mad over silly reaction images
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>>29208917
Hahahha i'm such an outsider weirdo loner autist xD

none of those 'normal people' can understand me, I'm just so unique and different
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>>29208917

Did you try not smoking weed like a paranoid turbo autist
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whats killing you inside at the moment?

mine:
>oh X person is going to Y plaxe
>ask X if its happening "oh yeah, i'll let you know"
>they go without you

it's happened a couple of times now.. doesnt hurt as bad...

my classic:

>other side of desks are looking for someone to come join them on some outing
>they cant think of someone else to come join

...
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>>29208930
DOGS
ARE
LIFE

EITHER TAKE IT FUCKING SERIOUSLY OR YOU MAY AS WELL KILL YOURSELF
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>take stale bun and dirty bread knife
>half bun, using 13 month old unwashed, stained duvet as my chopping board
>cover bread in peanutbutter
>eat - and it is glorious

who else here pig of a man?
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>>29202576
>Megumin
excellent taste lad
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Ausfag from /o/ here.

Why do you guys all live in houses that are attached to each other? Why does car insurance for anything other than a 1.3L Ford Ka cost a trillion pounds? Why are there so many Muslims in the UK? Why do you all hate us fellas on the other side of the planet?

t. Ausfag
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>coworkers ask what you are doing at the weekend
Kill me now
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>>29203153
go on the dole
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>>29209067
snorting cocaine off a hookers arse
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>>29209043
ps - the bun is so stale it squeeks as i bite into it, but it's fine after a couple of chews
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>>29209067
had a week off work and i've done nothing but play pc games and wank off.

not going to be fun trying to make them believe i actually did something productive.
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>>29209047

>Why do you guys all live in houses that are attached to each other?

Because mining used to be the backbone of England. We built a bunch of very cheap houses after the war as affordable houses for miners.

Now the midlands/north of England are covered in dilapidated terraced houses.
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>>29206259
genuinely Orwellian
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>>29208917
>>29208960

This. Smoking weed gives massive long-term rise to anxiety
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>>29206283
>Does anyone ever get the feeling it's all gone a bit wrong

try being 30 and never had a gf. fair to say it went wrong for me some time back
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>>29208834
I don't. Thats why I'm asking.

Unless you mean wanking and self loathing
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>only my parents wished me a happy birthday today
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So my inflatable sofa came, but the pump hasn't come yet.

Do I spend my evening trying to manually inflate it?
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>>29209270

No I meant apply to go back to school, and try and get a job interview, spend some quality time with your family

of course I fucking meant wanking and self loathing, what do think this is a fucking social club?
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>>29209283
defeats the object of buying a pump
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>>29209283
only a babby tries to do job without correct tools. weekend is for masturbation
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>>29209280
happy birthday la, have a good one
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>>29208888
OSHHHEEEEEIT
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>>29209280
Happy Birthday lad! I would ask if you're doing anything but I'm guessing the answer is no
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Hope we are all well-stocked for the delayed film night ladm8s?
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>>29209310
>>29209315

Yeah, good point. It was 4 quid, but might as well use tonight to do drugs, wank and eat ice cream.
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>>29209394
>black wych in the fridge.
>no oranges for blue moon
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>>29209394
tonights film night was a sham, one guy used a proxy to make their film win.
don't trust the system, wont be using again.
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>>29205282
>current year
>not using an ad blocker
literally retarded
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>>29209354
>>29209361
Thanks lads, going to the pub with my dad later to watch the football. Not even a football fan but should be good
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>>29209457
>black wych in the fridge.

Oh shit is it supposed to be room-temperature? I just put it in there by default along with everything else. Room temperature today is about 26 C, though.
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>>29209478
I had to delete it because it fucked with my computer

Dont ever call me a retard again
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>>29209519
I would take it out a little before you drink it. It should be cool but not chilled like lighter beers
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>>29209047
You forgot to mentio these shitty attached houses costing a fortune anywhere outside of a council estate

And you're loud, obnoxious, and don't understand the subtlety of banter so you just come across as massive, socially retarded dickheads. That's why we hate you
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>>29209519
>Oh shit is it supposed to be room-temperature?

The autists who made it said it should, which led to other autists parroting them

It's much nicer cold tbfh
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you knobhead
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>>29209539
>cant even use something so simple the right way

literally retarded no wonder everyone who matters hates you
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>>29209609
Come meet me and say it to my face then, where you at?
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>>29209460
Results say it was a draw

Which one did the shitters decide on?
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>>29209623
oh just fuck off you prick, nobody wants you here
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>>29209623
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

you fucking moron
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>>29209594
when hes taking ages to put the condom on and you are sat there like
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>>29209652
hahahaha thats pretty funny what facebook page did you read that on?
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>>29209651
where abouts you fucking retard its a big place

>>29209642
you dont even know me
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>>29209652
lol bbz nice joke

love ya hun xx <3
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>>29209671
mine lmao, if this post gets 2 yous i will crack an egg over my head
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rahh 0161 manny on the fucking map rudeboy
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>>29209394
Ready as I'll ever be
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>>29209788
What is that?
Tea?
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>>29209788
hey shout how come you never post on brit int?
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>>29209787
I might buy that coat, it looks quite nice
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>>29209854
Britfeel is the only thread I post in
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>>29202833

indeed, we should bend the knee to superior amerifat genetics and their rotund af bodies.
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>>29209672

come to tottenham, I will fuk ur shit up m8.
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>>29209641
draw between what?

they were pretty equal, then one shot ahead 16 votes in a very short space of time.

scary movie 3
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>>29210517
We're watching Scary Movie 3? Cool

What was the other one? Bionicle? Pretty sure all of its votes were by the same guy
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>>29209787

Bugzy is a fucking mug and an embarrassment to the city.

He talks so much about Manchester it's like he's talking about the fucking industrial revolution.
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>>29210692
say that to his face you fucking chip dickrider
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>>29209266
>try being 30 and never had a gf

how is that even possible? are you deformed? do you ever leave the house?
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Let the flat turn into a hovel to the point I don't even have any clean dishes to use to make something to eat. Luckily I had a river dunn's nurishment drink that I bought the other day randomly so I just chugged that and started doing a massive clean up, just taking a break on the shitter right now and gonna be back at it.

Also fuck me some of these nights have been unbearable, I feel fucking sleep deprived all the time because I can't sleep properly.
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>>29210788
River Dunn's shill pls go
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>>29210785

It's the fate of 90% of /r9k/ users.
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>>29210895
>only 10% of /r9k/ users kill themselves before 30
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>>29210788

You know, I've seen that a thousand times and never once had the impulse to buy it.

Never seen an ad for it either, come to think of it.
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just had my third burger of the day lads

oh dear obesity here i come
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>>29211148
Thats not too bad. It depends how much else you have.

I'm about to get a load of ben and jerries and beers and just bloat out
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Vote Leave
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>>29211416
You don't even need to edit them anymore.

Based ben
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>>29211416
Yes, this propaganda cartoon definitely made me change my opinion, I have to vote leave after I've seen this. Thank you for posting this kind sir
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>>29211416
/pol/ redpilled and rused Ben so hard that it's warped his mind in a good way.
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>>29211416

> implying british people run away from problems
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>>29211416

>literally just writing on the cartoon what all of your metaphors represent
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>>29211497
>unironically voting stay
kys
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>>29211776
this. its obvious to anyone that the shark represents political correctness i mean come on
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>there are almost 1 million more women than men in England

no fucking wonder there are so many of us eh lads
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Bloody slow thread tonight lads, anybody drinking anything good?

I'm on the bourbon and coke, as per.
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>>29212500
The only booze I have in the house is some coconut vodka which is kind of awful so I'm trying to build up the will to go to the shop
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>>29211761
Got a point.

We should probablly point trident at Brussels.
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Finished bioshock.

That last hour is a shambles.
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>>29211761
Might be a good hedge

Bung 10 quid on remain. If I win, then I get 30 quid, if I lose, we leave EU

Win win
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>>29212693
100*

I'm a spakker who can't type
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>>29212693
>Bung 10 quid on remain. If I win, then I get 30 quid, if I lose, we leave EU
The odds aren't that good at all. if you bet 10 on remain you will win 3 pounds
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I put 60 quid on leave with ladbrokes.

Get like 200 quid if i win.
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President of the European Council, and arch-federalist and anglosphere hater Herman Van Rompuy was giving a class to a group of British students on an Erasmus programme in Brussels.

"Before the class on the dangers of Brexit begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Jean Monnet was the most enlightened being the world has ever known, greater than even Winston Churchill!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, monarchist Royal Marine with over 1500 hours of Royal Protection duty stood up, holding a smartphone. "Where did this phone come from, professor?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite europeanly and smugly replied "Clearly, it came from the EU, like all great inventions."

"Wrong. It was designed in America and made in China, made more expensive for us by EU tariffs. Tariffs designed to protect special interests in a dying continent from a rapidly progressing world"

The professor was visibly shaken and dropped his chalk and copy of the Treaty of Rome and stormed out of the classroom crying those federalist crocodile tears. If only he had a gun he would kill him self on the spot but of course the EU had fought hard to prevent individuals having the right to defend themselves so people would rely on the state. Oh how quickly he ran, for he knew his project fear lies would work no longer!

The students applauded and all registered UKIP and accepted Her Majesty the Queen as their divinely rightful ruler. A lion named Lionheart strode into the room and perched atop the Union Jack and shed a tear on the chalk. Jerusalem was sung several times and Britannia herself showed up and deported all Muslims from across the country. Van Rompuy had lost the most important nation in the EUSSR and was fired from his job the next day. He died in a terrorist attack carried out by the refugees he had welcomed and was cast into the lake of fire for all eternity. Rule Britannia.

Repost this if you're the 53% who still believes "God save the Queen!"
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Any of you puffs watching the match
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>>29212500
All the normies are out watching the footie.

I've got pic related for the match, also a bottle of Chardonnay I might dig into later. Nothing as good as bourbon and coke though

>tfw more beer than food in the fridge
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Buzzing for movie night lads
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>>29213209
yeah me too matey

I'd have preferred scary movie 2 but scary movie is enjoyable
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>>29213164
>watching snoreball
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>>29207384
"Football is a gentleman's game played by hooligans; rugby is a hooligan's game played by arseholes who shit in pint glasses."
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Shit game desu
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>>29213778
the problem with England is
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>tfw uni is over

That's it lads. What was the best chance in my life in terms of sex, relationships and social life has come and gone and I'm still a kissless handholdless gfless friendless virgin
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Would you lads watch competitive video gaming if it was broadcast on ITV/BBC?

I can see it getting a pretty massive audience if they play it right.
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Cheers for the money wagecucks!
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>>29213185
My inconsiderate house mates have filled the fridge with food so I can't stuff it with beer.

>>29214057
Been there senpai. I only really made one friend and we haven't spoken in the 2 years since we left
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>>29214063
I saw competitive gaming on TV way back in like 08/09 on some freeview channel that I can't remember
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England are rubbish desu

At least it's anot excuse to get pissed
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>>29214063
gaming on tv has been around for decades.

when I was a kid it was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3IGT8S-scQ
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jls0kCeadQs
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>>29214231
>>29214340

I mean stuff like fucking CS:GO.
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>>29214191
I've been living on my own for the past month, that's something I'll definitely be missing desu.

>>29214057
>tfw going into final year, friendless and khv

i'm still deluding myself that things might change the same way I do every year but I know they won't. Everyone on my course has settled into their little groups and I'm left on my own. Might try some new societies and see if that works
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>>29206259
look forward to starving cunt
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>tfw after 100 chances I can see England not scoring this game

I'M ANGERY
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>>29214383
My dad gives me 1500 a month anyway so I won't starve faggot.
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>>29214358
It was counter strike I'm about 90% sure of that. Can't for the life of me remember which channel but it was definitely on freeview.
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HERE WE FUCKING GO LADS

FOOTBALL STARTING THE LONG JOURNEY HOME
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>>29214548
Looks like I was wrong there lads. What a stunner
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>>29214559
How disappointed is he?
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IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING
FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME
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COMING HOME STATUS: IT'S
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>>29214365
What about housemates? Please don't tell me you've been commuting from home
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Everyone got their tickets for the movie?
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>>29214340
>The loud one is a retard who can't get the puzzle
embarrassing
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>>29214666
Actually it's more that I'm disappointed in him
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>>29214358
Just got back from the states and they were advertising a CS:GO tournament that would air on TBS
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>>29214729
No, I lived in a 2 bedroom flat with my best friend, he moved out a month ago. He was my only friend here so it's been a bit lonely but it's comfy living on your own. If I had the money I would definitely do it
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FUCKING RUSSIAN SCUM YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS
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>>29214945
You fucked up bro, should have definitely moved in with more people, especially randomers or mostly randomers in a bigger house. I didnt really have a social life outside of my housemates but it was alright with them, I would have been seriously fucked up mentally if I was alone or with just 1 person.
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SATURDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT

This week at least.

Showing for Shit Movie week, Scary Movie 3! We're warming up with the trailers for next week's nominations and after the movie there'll be some light comedy. It's on at the usual place and starts in ten minutes!

See you there lads!
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>1:1
The fuck is wrong with our players?
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shit lads, i installed tinder and i accidentally liked a chick from work
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>>29215136
You better fuck her
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http://pastebin.com/yXPjtt8Y

movie night be there or be square
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>>29215136
dw, she won't like you back.
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>>29215136
Don't worry lad, she won't like you back.
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>>29215194
>>29215195
what if she likes me then un matches to laugh at me
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>>29215193
Be square he said,
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>>29215048
Sorry I didn't clarify, moving in with 3 random people next year (2 girls). Might be too much to handle as they seem to have a busy social life but I think it will help me in the long term.

Completely agree with everything you said, it's comfy living like this but I slightly regret it as my roommate and I never go out socially. It definitely has a bearing on your interactions with people, it's as simple as being a lack of practice.

As for being 'fucked up mentally' honestly you get used to it, as you get older you'll most likely be living by yourself or one other person so it's good to get used to it from an early age.
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