They call me Mark the Mint Man edition
cara
korean pop
>>60647461
nice /v/ screencap bellend
alri
>>60647514
>t Doublemint Dave
>>60647461
had a thought about this t'other day
what if this is david camerons son and dave is bullied by all the mps and desperately tries to ply his party with doublemint chewing gum
would be quite funny in my 'nion
>package out for delivery at 8AM
>From the other side of the county.
It's never going to turn up!
>normies getting so triggered due to their boring day in day out lives
this is a sara thread
>>60647481
blonde gooks are a fucking abomination upon this earth
>>60647477
>/pol/ likes Jews
Those 20 or so gaybos that like that queer Milo don't represent /pol/
imagine being one of those /r9k/ batties
glad I had a good upbringing and didn't subsist on a diet of potato smiley faces and rola-cola
>>60647559
you will probably kill yourself in 10 years time
>>60647364
>>60647355
>>60647289
>Normies saying "b-b-but you have no life. Atleast i have a life" as a comeback for everything
Its like im back in secondary school lol
Lmao you cant even make this shit up
What "Life" do you have? Working 6 days a week? Getting drunk one night a week? Shagging STD ridden slags?
Very impressive, im VERY jealous
>>60647569
>blonde
>>60647559
tbf neetdom isn't so different after a while
tfw
Brits no good when thailad is around. Can't post a pic or shit without it being logged. They're logging everything. Doxing is real.
>>60647599
very thought out and well put post my friend
>>60647599
I can smell you from here lad
>>60647565
i was gone from /brit/ for like 4 months, what happened to these communist twitter girls?
can someone give a full summary?
Absolutely bricking it over the idea of leaving the EU.
>0161 is my spiritual home
>>60647599
what life do you have mate, wanking to anime and posting "doing a poo" on /brit/
giggling like a schoolgirl when someone talks about (You)s and pretend its a real currency?
jog on you fucking weaponhead
*walks to the beach dressed in my full Navy parade regalia*
*begins staring at the ocean*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LGxVEm7wWE
*picks up some rocks*
*put them in my pockets*
*begin to walk into the ocean*
*manipulates the puppets*
*they dance and twirl*
*makes the puppets angry at each other*
*they snarl and bite*
Hehehehehehehe
*wiggles my fingers and the puppets drop dead*
>*makes profoundly offensive remark about your mother*
>>60647599
>abnormal mental mutants saying "b-b-but you're a normie" as a comeback for everything
dont mind actually, knowing people are jealous of you is VERY empowering & reminds me to be thankful for my nice normal life
nb: you will never have sex with anyone or have disposable income
>>60647639
they set up accounts on a sort of ask.fm type of website and we blew them the fuck out and they all deleted their social media accounts and rosy killed herself
>>60647615
It's what you make of it la
Stop wanking and pick up a new hobby with your free time.
https://twitter.com/rosybabeschick
found rosys new twitter
>>60647645
doing a poo posting is the cornerstone of /brit/ desu
>oh no m-massa! why you done tie me up like this? I aint do nuffin! I been workin in dem cotton fields all day long under da sun! you aint gonn' punish me now are you massa? why you tying me up like this? and why you aks me to be naked?
>>60647645
Fair points made there, but why do you spend your free time watching people posting /doingapoo/ if you're that much better?
>jog on
>>60647559
What will you do when your parents die?
>>60647706
https://twitter.com/slaggiertits
My new England top lads
>>60647680
Triggered?
>>60647706
lol emmet syas to edward (wow R-Patz waht a phitty :P) "edward shes not one us" or somehting like that but.........before that
>>60647694
I don't wank desu, at least not often. But a year of nothing but leisure pursuits is getting to me
>>60647684
>rosy killed herself
source?
>>60647737
your parents are ashamed of you
that fucking C****N**T that quoted all the aussies in the last thread made me miss the new thread
livid
sat in the cemetery minding my own business, just wanted 20 mins of quiet when two things happen
>old cunt drives up and parks right next to where i'm sat
>pulls out an ancient LOUD petrol strimmer and starts trimming a grave
>probably the only time this twat will do this all year and it just happens to fall in that 20 minute window i wanted to sit in peace
then a big parade of people walked by to a burial, ok fair enough it's a cemetery, but there were slags amongst them wearing really short miniskirts, i got a semi on since i had sunglasses on and could get a clendestine scope on their bodies walking right by, is that really appropriate for a funeral?
Not sure why people were thankful to the yanks over WW2 desu, they did everything they could to bleed Britain dry before they officially joined and pushed for the end of the empire afterwards.
Sneaky boys.
>>60647215
Thanks
t. Sx
>>60647761
alri billy no m8s
>>60647724
we're not all like you mate, I have a look at /brit/ a few times a week whilst I'm watching a film or something, I don't put in a 9-5 (or is it more like 9-3am) shift like you every day of the week because it's the only thing that fills my vapid life
Been to 16 foreign countries in less than a year lads
>>60647746
>But a year of nothing but leisure pursuits is getting to me
A schedule helped me.
I break it a lot, but it's a lot better than my post-highschool neet days.
Also if I find I'm wasting too much time on /brit/, I just close the tab without thinking about it.
>>60647777
they helped in the pacific because you dogs had stolen all our troops for north africa
>>60647793
did you drive to greece?
>tfw inherited over £300,000 from the sale of my grandfather's house
>NEET with far more money than any of you
Ah... I love watching you retards on the way to work out of the window of my BMW
billy no mates fuck off
>>60647806
No but I travelled from Tallinn to Hong Kong overland
>>60647756
Ouch, you've wounded me normie! Your parents are very proud of you, as is your boss Mr Goldberg - make sure you keep working very hard and paying your taxes and don't let them down?
Me? Oh, well I'll skim a little off the top, is that OK with you normie?
>>60647784
you got a problem with me?
>just been to a wedding rehearsal
What a Fucking bunch of meaningless ritualistic bullshit.
>>60647812
the screams of my brothers will never subside within my head. some nights i wake up screaming thinking my family is out to kill me
>>60647794
I've cut /brit/ time down to about 10% of what it used to be, I only come here for a few individuals that i still have an attachment to
might go and do a cycle, it's going to rain this afternoon, that warm summer rain that's fucking lovely
really like the arctic monkey iih
What do you think pooey lynx lad is doing right now, /brit/?
Day in the life of a boring normie poster
>posts mainstream boring ''tunes''
>gloats about having sex to random people on the internet
>complains about work everyday
>looks forward to going out drinking overpriced drinks and socialising with complete and utter plebs
>gets angry and upset towards comfy NEETs purely out of jealously
What am I missing?
Is Albania a Muslim country?
>>60647855
>I only come here for a few individuals that i still have an attachment to
who would they be sweety x
>>60647847
Always laugh about them, blokes would be fine with popping down the registry office but women all want "their day" to the tune of thousands of pounds.
hope your voting leave x
>>60647855
>might go and do a cycle
good lad, just picked up running again myself.
>I-i didn't want to get married anyway! It's Stupid! ;__;
>>60647904
used to swim, cycle now because no easily accessible pool any more
>>60647756
I'm a semi-permanent NEET.
I worked for 3 years after leaving school, earned enough savings to live comfortably +NEETbux for 2 years. Got another job for 2 years and now currently NEET again.
Don't need to start working again until at least 2017, but I'll get a job is I get bored before then.
wish these far-normies and far-abnormies would fuck off
radical centrist /brit/ uprising when?
>>60647836
bonjour neety!
you have your appointment with Dr. Shekelsgoybergenstein today don't you? for your ESA assessment? lets hope it goes well
how did you signing on go in the end? ANOTHER sanction? pull yourself together NEETy or it'll be another week for shin cups for tea for you!
anyway, got to dash, corporate have flown me out to France on the jet to watch the euros in the director's box, networking and that, it's a real pain because I was also invited for dinner with the Queen on her birthday but you know how corporate is eh? oh, I suppose not. Oh well, turrah!
>>60647878
It's hilarious desu, they're the lowest of the normies if they come here, looking for some validation from people they see as below them.
>>60647855
Fuck off reddit haha ;;;;;)))))))))
Ah yes NEETS sit at home all day reading philosophy not just wanking to anime
literal billionaire here
posting from my BIG mansion and am elbow deep in caras fanny atm lol
>>60647836
will never get why autistic neet serial killer 4chan types are so proud of being malfunctioning humans
i earn more in a week than you get in a month and i probably achieve more in my free time/weekends than you do in an entire week of wanking into crusty tissues and waiting for mummy to cook up some chicken nuggets from iceland
>>60647928
nowt wrong wirrat
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK THIS PEDIATRIST HE DID JACK FUCKING SHIT
Just watched 10 Cloverfield Lane lads, thought it was really good.
https://youtu.be/EaSQT7QnbWI
Farage got battered in this interview.
I am a moderate fascist
>>60647886
Yep. It's because women are so narcissistic, childish and self indulgent
>>60647938
>anyway, got to dash, corporate have flown me out to France on the jet to watch the euros in the director's box, networking and that, it's a real pain because I was also invited for dinner with the Queen on her birthday but you know how corporate is eh? oh, I suppose not. Oh well, turrah!
if you work hard enough this fantasy might come true one day, wagecuck
>>60647603
>>60647953
>t. cuck working minimum wage
>>60647599
>What "Life" do you have
A stable one, with a safely secured future in a decent career. A sexually active one, with a partner to spend my down time with. A socially active one, with a large circle of friends to enjoy going out with. A healthy one, with a gym membership and a few lads to play 5 a side with on the weekends. A convinient one, with plenty of disposable cash, a relatively nice apartment, a car. A happy and fulfilling one, surrounded by people who like/love me and who I like and love in return.
Let's talk about yours. Parents still worried about you spending too much time alone in your room, given up on the prospect of grandchildren, loosing sleep at night worrying what will become of you when they are gone. Sitting around on your own in your pyjamas, your stinking pit of a bedroom, playing video games and posting menial shit to people you will never know or meet online. No life skills, no prospects, no future.
>Very impressive, im VERY jealous
>>60647645
I only wanked to anime when i was 15, ill have you know.
Your post is exactly why normies arent welcome, you just dont get board culture. /brit/ is essentially a lads group inbox when normies are posting, whats the point. You only laugh at other normie posts, its literally facebook-tier humour.
>>60647680
Your life must be pretty pathetic if you need to constantly compare it to others so you can feel good about. Its just that normies are boring, youre all basically the same person. How was leg day? What type of nike/adidas shoe have you got on?
Im not even a loser ( yet) Im only 19, things are alri for me, i just have like 3 friends and no gf
people who claim to be normies on 4chan always turn out to be the most horrible weedy scrotes irl, such as Tom.
>Dedicating the best years of your life to making money for someone else
SHIGGY
*picks up a copy of the lad bible*
none of that UNILad trash for me
![vzythpddrk1t-c-66ntkt18ph-djcjrp-large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/282Xtmu.jpg "vzythpddrk1t-c-66ntkt18ph-djcjrp-large[1].jpg")
Will he rise again /brit/?
>>60647918
>47% chance of divorce
Ah yes a 47% chance of having your life ruined by a bitter protracted court battle, kids taken away, losing your house and downsizing to a dingy one bed flat, paying your ex half your salary which she spends on holidays with Jamal who shags her silly.
Do you ever wonder why middle aged men have the highest suicide rate? It's because of marriage.
>>60647885
just you bb xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
>>60647886
Blokes would be fine with no marriage
Love all this anti-normie posting
good lads
downloading HOI IV
thanks for reading my status
might buy overwatch lads
is it any good or just a meme?
DADDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MUMMY ON THE BED
>>60648001
Nah I'm on 25k but I'm quite disappointed with that. I also read a book every 4-5 days.
fight fight fight
going to go enjoy the nice weather, see you lot later
I am quite honestly a normie and there is NOTHING you can do about it
>>60648053
It is alright but overrated
BREMAIN
BREMAIN
BREMAIN
BREMAIN
>abnormie posting
comfy, varied and very friendly
>normie posting
filled with anger, jealously and very bland
Keep trying you bunch of failed normies
>people arguing about being a normie or abnormie on /brit/ and not just illustrating some of their little thought narratives through *astrix posting*
you lot are a bor-*becomes quite and stares ahead for 2 hours before peeing himself*
i couldn't save you. i couldn't save you. i couldn't save you. i could have saved you. i should have saved you.
>>60648015
>Dedicating the best years of your life to your own business and eating tinned spaghetti in your bed sit
I don't mind taking a small cut from Mr Schlomosteins billions
>>60648005
ouch.
>>60648032
>he still thinks that's a flat rate across all demographics
>>60648053
After that thread on /v/ where they demonstrated the fuck-huge hitboxes and laziness with targeting, nty
>>60648005
>Its another normie whose "proud" of his life when he does the same boring shit as everyone else
Ugh, boring normie
Ah yes, I am indeed paid the lowest amount legally possible! Haha Mr Goldberg would love to pay me less I'm sure but, heh, it would be illegal so good luck to him there, I win ;))
Autism case arrived from China.
Look out world!
not a fan of this fighting
>>60648008
>normies arent welcome
who says? neets? lol
>you just dont get board culture
i quite literally run this thread
>whats the point
fun
>its literally facebook tier humour
what are u going to do about it bitch
>your life must be pretty pathetic
nah its pretty standard, i had a long neet period until a month ago but i didnt delude myself into thinking it was adequate
>need to constantly compare to others
got nothing to do this saturday, thought id make a post on the chon
>normies are boring, youre all basically the same person
only from an external abnormie perspective
each redditflag user for example is very unique in their own special way :)
>how was leg day
alri, done a number to the old ankle so wont be running again till wednesday methinks, u?
>what type of nike/adidas shoe have you got on
not wearing any shoes right now, u?
>im not even a loser
winners arent normiephobic
>>60648005
Good post
NEETs BTFO
>>60648005
>nice "apartment"
You mean a 1 bedroom flat you stuck up twat?
alri
gf just tweeted this
>>60648131
I am proud that I do not live selfishly with no regard for those who love me, and raised me, yes. I think it takes a special breed of retarded to feel no shame being a parasite in their parents house into their 20's.
Could not honestly imagine living the life of a neet.
Couldn't imagine myself being a pathetic, non-contributing human being trying to act tough on a British General on a subforum of a Burmese Finger Painting forum.
>tfw NEET with rich parents and tons of m8s
I literally have the best of both worlds. The only thing that worries me is inheritance taxes, and even then I'll be fine.
>he doesn't have whatever he wants and still wake up at noon every day
>>60648172
>redditflag
>u
>:)
you're also underage
>>60648136
the straps will rip halfway through your first ride
>>60647478
this 2bh
>>60648189
2 bed flat in west London m8
Second bedroom is for bringing girls back so I don't have to sleep in the same bed I've been shagging in
Everyone here is weird, it has an undeniably weird, autistic vibe that would put true normies off immediately.
So I don't get why so many people pretend to be complete normies here. You might have a job, you might not be a virgin, you might have a girlfriend... but there's still something wrong with you. You're not happy.
God watching videos like these makes me h8 normies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEc68tzXvPE
>>60648094
dont get this dichotomy
how can you be so venomous about normies invading the thread, while at the same time claiming that theyre all failed normies? explain this
>>60648234
how would i be working if i was underage you scrote
Anyone else think halfie is the master race? used to be a NEET but now I have a job, go out at least once a month and lift now, got a lot more social nowadays but I still spend most of my free time watching anime and playing games, and my anime figure collection has expanded. I'm content with life desu
>>60648094
Good post
Look at the state of these failed normies posts, responding to obvious bait. Theyre so bitter and eager to tell you how superior they are.
>>60648172
This post gave me cancer, youve got to be 16 years old
>>60648189
Even if it was a shitty 1 bedroom flat in some crime ridden arsehole of the country (it's not), it would still be preferable to sponging off your parents in your disgusting autism cave.
>>60648304
>Theyre so bitter and eager to tell you how superior they are
This desu.
>>60648005
Yet you're here, getting angry, arguing with NEET teenagers on a warm saturday afternoon.
Hmmm.
>>60648215
learn to trade lad
>>60648280
>Literally a child labourer boasting about being a normie
>b-but I have job!
>b-but I have sex!
>b-but I have loads of friend!
*yawn*
>>60648320
nobody ever brings up how great normies are
its always you fannies shitting yourselves about how bad the thread is when they're around that starts these tiffs
can't fault them for defending themselves
dont dish out what you can't take
>>60648359
>>60648304
im not underage, get better retorts
>>60648289
>my anime figure collection has expanded.
Have any pictures lad?
Always wanted to get into /toy/ stuff.
Hmm
made this video when I was in high school lmao give it a like please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs8EvDMs6wc
All of the """normies""" on here are trying too hard to prove they have great lives. If that was the case you'd be out living them - it's a sunny summer weekend day, the football is on, you have money and friends and girlfriends and social skills... yet you're here.
Why is this?
Work 8-5 every day for 16k
>>60648289
Literally me
I HATED being a neet, it was awful. But im also kind of glad im not a total normie sheep. If youre not extremely ugly some girls like lads with a bit of autism. What normies fail to understand is that we dont want to be like them, we could if we wanted to, but id rather not be #lad clone.
>>60648278
Normie poster here. Of course I am a closet weirdo, started using the internet on breaks at school when I was a kid, looking at shit like rotten.com and newgrounds. Just because I enjoy doing that stuff in my private time, does not stop me leading a functional life, and being a socially active, outgoing person. People are able to enjoy both sides of the coin, you know. Internet culture and being a completely useless spastic do not have to be mutually exclusive.
>>60648401
i was out quite late on friday so im too tired to do anything today and am perusing the 'chon whilst having myself some lunch
does this offend you
>>60648396
alri timmy lol
have a quite satisfying cup of miso soup right now wbu?
>Normies vs NEETs
kek, I am the neo-NEET, a new breed of human.
I trade to the tune for £500 realized P/L per day, I make more money clicking 2 buttons than you do slaving away for 8 hours.
My free time allows me to study, socialize and be relaxed for when my GF comes home from slaving for 8 days.
I do NOT envy you wageslaves.
THAT'S IT I'M FUCKING KICKING OFF!
had the other thai dish from yesterday
was spicy as fuck, lips are burning
>>60648396
post face
Only feel scorn for normbles when it gets in the way of the sink.
*glares very obviously*
honestly the worst /brit/ thread I've seen in weeks
hope you're proud of yourselves
>>60648421
i'd rather be dead
>>60648421
>work 7.30-4 every day (and a bit around that, thnx flexitime)
>doing a job I enjoy
>use what I learned at uni extensively every day
>live in an area with cheap as fuck rent so can afford a nice flat
>have a car
>£23k a year at 22 years old
pretty comfy 2bh
whats ribena up to these days does anyone know
haent seen the boy in a while
>>60648477
get some yogyogs down yer
>>60648396
post pics
*stumbles into /brit/*
WAHEY
HELLO LADS!!!!
WHOSE UP FOR ANOTHER ROUND LADS??
TUNE LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y_KJAg8bHI
>>60648401
fuck off pathetic virgin
Anyway lads going out in 5mintues to get absolutely smashed with the lads
going the bang this bird after the football tonight lad
desu senpai
>>60648396
haha yeah mate treat em mean keeps em keen i got you on this one mate. simply respond with:
>all i had to do was watch him. all i had to do was fucking sit there and watch him. why did i go get another beer? "tim it's only 3 and you've had 5 already you should stop", "tim you should priortise your son ahead of your need for alcohol", "tim..." there were so many ways out of this that i could have taken. "tim dont get up", "tim go back", "tim what was that?", "tim thats not him on the floor ... tim thats not him on the floor ... tim thats not him on the floor . tim why is he on the floor? tim how could you let him be on the floor? tim why didn't you watch him? hes in the ambulance now tim. he's flat lining now tim. tim your baby's blue now tim. tim why did you do it tim?
>>60648475
*kicks a trolley*
OWW!
>>60648501
23k is fuck all
>>60648502
his boi pussi got torn when he met up with a big mancunian bear, recovering from that then he'll be back
look at this fucking cat
Guarantee you'd laugh your fucking head off if you could see the self-proclaimed "normies" in this thread
>>60648502
Think I might make pancakes again
need to defrost the anko though
>>60648571
which pussy are you talking about
>tfw work 18 hours whilst studying
>earn 36k AUD (19k GBP) p.a
COMFY
Cheeky phone post
q-question for normies
Extremely autistic freak here, what do normies, especially normie girls think of self harm scars? My life is still fucked, but its getting better but i still have scars everywhere. Could i get a pity fuck? Is it worth saving up for laser removal?
>>60648620
>normies
>think
Hahahaha if only, they're all drones m8.
Don't respond to it.
>>60648523
hit the nail on the head
>>60648620
why bother? you'll still have the same personality when you remove the scars.
>>60648620
damaged goods bae
mental illness is attractive
>>60648539
this
>>60648620
CRAWWWWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIN
hmmmm
sending my normie mate all my astrix posts and he has yet to read them
pete you fucking shit cunt read them PLEASE
>>60648620
they will look on you with disdain
shouldn't have been a little attention seeking cretin
>Parents friends: "yeah, [their son] is doing great. he just got promoted at his firm and the job takes him all over the world. [their other son] is also doing great. moved into a beautiful new house and he and his wife just had their first child! How is [You] getting on?"
>Parents: ....
>*mother covers face and starts sobbing*
>*father stares directly at the floor*
>*muffled kpop and obnoxious laughing blaring from room down the hall*
>>60648620
>tfw feel out a tree once and cut my wrist
>tfw the scar is permanent and looks like a self harm scar, going the suicide way
>>60648705
>It's more democratic for the people to have no vote
Remainers actually believe this.
>>60648705
is she fucking clinically retarded?
does she not understand the simple fact that MPs represent the constituency? perhaps the constituency wants to leave the EU
you daft daft bitch
>>60648005
All for what? To what end? Nothing but a blip on the universes radar
*walks in with a pair of bongos strapped to my waist banging out a banging bongo banger*
*everyone stops arguing*
*i gradually pass by everyone and make a gentle egress through another door helpfully opened by my personal runt*
*the sound of bongos slowly fades into the distance as my runt closes the door and scurries after me*
*everyone stands in silence*
*faint murmurs from the more affected - what are we really fighting about? - im really sorry for saying those things - lets not hurt each other again*
*as one, everyone joins hands and sits in a circle*
*muffled THUMP as i make a hilarious pratfall tripping over my runt's trailing pillowcase-clothes on my way down the road*
>>60648740
JUST
>>60648323
Why do NEETs always resort to the ol' 'U MAD BRO' arguement when confronted with home truths? I'm not remotely angry, and this isn't an arguement. This is just me answering NEETs delusions with reality. I'm not bothered how you live your life, and I know full well you're all too spastic to listen and absorb basic logic, God knows the mental gymnastics you guys must do to be contented with your existence, If your parents and counsellors couldn't override it, we sure as shit don't have a chance.
Nevertheless, it's always intriguing to watch said mental gymnastics in action.
Facebook page is covered with girls banging on about muh xenophobia, muh racists, muh EU.
Bit of a pain in the arse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fWGR1znCL8
russkiy post -pank
>>60648754
Either way. Tbf I'd rather be happy in that time than not. Too much squabbling.
WAHEY
AHEYW
HEYWA
EYWAH
YWAHE
WAHEY
Autism idea: track planes going over my house on FlightRadar24, search the flight number on Twitter to find people who are onboard, tweet them a picture of their plane in the air.
me on the bottom
>>60648788
I'm a NEET because I inherited over 300k from the sale of a property after the death of my grandfather. I live a far better life than you and I have to do fucking nothing to earn it. Mad?
>>60648788
>arguement
Just yet more evidence that normies are utterly braindead
Didn't even read the rest of your boring post, I don't want to fall asleep yet
Go and post about nandos on Facebook now you selfie-taking little twat. Don't reply to me again.
Realised that you pulled me back in, so I'm fucking off for real this time to enjoy the weather oh wait it's clouded over.
Opinions on England's Caesar, Oliver Cromwell?
>>60648468
If you pretend hard enough. It might come true
>>60648716
>attention seeking
REEEEEEE
TRIGGERED
I HATE THIS NORMIE PRESUMPTION
LITERALLY NOBODY KNOWS APART FROM A FEW DOCTORS
REEEEEEE FUCK OFF
>>60648653
Maybe for qt grills, im a lad
>>60648648
People cant see my personality
Laser removal it is then, dont want normies seeing my scars and bullying me
>>60648864
>>60648858
well done for proving his point
>>60648864
fantastic post friend
>>60648895
>im a lad
That's a bonus
>>60648728
>*fat man waddles in with his pants around his ankles*
>MUMMY, DOING A POO LMAO TENDIES AND GOOD BOY POINTS
>*father grabs wet wipes from the counter, his expression blank, one of surrender*
>>60648830
wait what is that the same person
>>60648895
Bio oil works fairly well, but it's not 100% effective
>>60648895
>here are all my scars for the world to see
little attention seeking grub
>>60648932
surgery is a wonderful thing
hha lads what am i like
>60648897
I told you not to reply to me. Learn your place, puppet.
*vanishes into a cloud of purple smoke*
just tried to tell someone to get a job on the r9k britfeel thread but i was muted because it wasnt an original post so i added "stupid ugly neet" lol
thatll teach the rotter
>>60648754
Hahaha, I don't give a shit what happens when I'm gone, or what impact I had on the world. I just want to be happy and comfortable while I'm here. Just because you can't change the world, doesn't mean you shouldn't live your life as best you can.
>I'll never be the strongest man alive, might as well never exercise
>I'll never afford a lamborghini, might as well not learn to drive
>I'll never have a supermodel wife, might as well never lose my virginity
Is basically your logic.
pete read them but he didnt listen to the music ffs
>>60648517
>>60648478
No I'm not pretty I just thought what she said was weird
>>60648620
Save up for removal if you ever want to be taken seriously in a workplace. Normie girls like confident men too, not men with a history of self-harm. You could get a crazy girl though.
>tfw stuck my dick in kinda crazy nextdoor neighbour last night
>came deep inside her
>she didn't clean it out before she left
>second night I've known her
>keeps going on about how great I am
>says she told her mum about me
>moving house over an hour away tomorrow and keeps talking about me going down there
hmmmmm
Touched a girls boob yesterday. It wasn't on purpose but i still really liked it.
>>60648390
I can't really be arsed to take any more right now m8 but heres a quick one I took the other day and I'm aware its a mess, thought I had some nice photos on my computer but I can't find them. If you're interested though, do a lurk of the buyfag general on /a/ they post photos of their own figs, never been on /toy/ desu I'm just an anime fan
>>60648422
I didn't mind being a NEET at the time because I was so immersed in my hobbies, but once my parents forced me to start working I realised I wasted so much fucking time on literally nothing, working is a hell of a lot better and I get more done in my free time now. Its the autism that makes me hesitate with girls because I dont think I could handle a relationship anyway
>>60648895
yeah in all seriousness though that bio oil stuff is good, it costs a bomb but its worth it, used it to get rid of my stretch marks on my knees
they will show up if you tan though
>>60648975
that isn't his logic, you've just gone off on a normie rage?
you getting agitated that you're not in work?
have had this on repeat for 3 days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwrXt0wCep0
>>60649017
post hot glue please
>>60648620
>have three roughly circular scars on my side
>it's from where the tubes pumping out pus from my lungs were back when pleural empyema ruined my shit as a kid
>mfw tell birds they're gunshot wounds and they believe me
Kind of want to try and get a job in America, but I can't stand yanks. What a quandary.
>>60649055
Ahh yes, one of the so called ''normie posts''.
*yawn*
>>60649017
Ah, yeah I lurk there and /jp/, just curious what anyone's here would look like since it's not a popular topic.
>>60649048
That was precisely his logic. I don't expect a NEET to be able to comprehend basic logic, though. But well done for giving it a shot, bud.
think I might have just ended up with one of those "oneitis" things haha what am I doing
top lads the dutch imo
>>60649064
as if you could get a job here kek
lads my dream is to one day become a millionaire so i can hire an animator to anime my thought narratives
lock me up
We are all Brussells
abnormies are too easy to make cry
no wonder they have literally 0 mates
>the normiest normie pom is still below the most abnormie aussie
lmao
>>60648942
Where? I didnt post a pic and i get wear long sleeves every day, even in the summer
>>60649038
Ill try some of that then, its just im impatient and dont want to wait months. Lmao im as white as a ghost i dont need to worry about tanning.
>>60649004
I would unironically really like a crazy gf. The relationship would be so unhealthy, but wild as fuck
>>60648864
If you were more active, you'd be less angry.
>>60649117
No one
>>60648975
You missed my point and came out with the most typical response imaginable
Thought 16 year olds were more mature desu
still better then you lot
honestly despise myself
hate every single person who is said to be similar to me
>>60649064
>be kraut
>have kraut accent
>go to California earlier this year
>yanks keep asking me if I'm French
>>60649164
''normies'' on /brit/ are just failed normies in real life seeking validation
>>60649177
gp la
>>60649096
i have some k-on figures if you want to see em
la ilaha illah allah
>>60649183
yeah and i thought a 16 year old was supposed to be out trying to get their dick sucked by lucy big lips not firing on my squad with AKMs
shit doesn't always work out mate so fucking cop it
>>60649149
literally me
parents threatened to kick me out until I got therapy
just do it
Isn't it funny watching all the normies on the bus coming back from work from the window of your car? They actually wake up early and do stuff and still have to take the bus ahahahahaha
>>60649149
>it's my parents fault I'm a drip
do me a favour
>>60649208
Of course lad.
I'm sick of all you retards thinking it's cool or edgy to vote for Brexit. Some of us have jobs and aren't just pathetic neets. Some of us don't want to fight in another European war. We don't want to see a return to the 1930s and fascism.
Fuck you all. If Britain leaves the EU, I'm moving to Germany.
>>60649212
RIP in piece
