/brit/ is an abnormie general edition
kpoop
alri
karen
Poleaboo got a letter from Aberdeen council
He owes something near 400 quid in council tax
they finally caught on that he wasn't a student
*beats chest*
RROOOOOOOOOOO
>>60649581
Maisie
our nige
>>60649567
Very nice house for sure
>>60649579
lmao
pressing the "reply to this post" button would be a grave mistake
doing a post
Captain Pugwash
who /nonce/ here?
charli
cara 2bh
Reminder
Don't engage.
bamboozle
>>60649615
if there were any justice in the world theyd be demanding your head
>>60649615
Poleaboo, you aren't allowed to post until your ban expires, please respect the rules
ignore him
reposting
would not mind being called thighlad if I'm honest
>>60649666
She's looking fine there DutchIrishcaralad
*grabs the telephonic*
DO NOT ENGAGE. I REPEAT DO NOT ENGAGE. DO NOT ENGAGE.
CALL OF THE ATTACK! CALL OFF THE ATTACK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eeijbtbnjQ
just ejaculated
islands not where i live
but you can catch me in the bits
im always in the bits
>>60649698
how about no
*grabs all australians in the entire world by the throat simultaneously with psychic powers*
*squeezes them to near death*
YOU WILL NOT FORE STALL MY JUDGE MENT AH
irish slags
what should i wank too lads
>>60649681
>>60649663
>>60649751
why not then
>>60649754
>MY JUDGE MENT AH
athony-ah why dont you-ah come see your mama, anymore-ah?
Poleaboo is currently fingering his cat.
His father is shouting in Paki downstairs again. Poleaboo wishes he was dead.
>>60649781
Cara
>>60649793
not a fan of that fuzz
think i want niamh to get in a car crash with ribena in a korean nuclear power plant causing a nationwide meltdown emergency and completely destroying the peninsula so all kpop fans shut down like deactivated robots
Never got the hanging your flag out the window thing
>>60649813
quite a lewd photo of cara there
Tim here
>>60649379
I look like an amalgamation of these pictures, although the pipe pic is literally a fat version of me
>>60649781
>>60649708
only the best cara's m8
>>60649838
yes very lewd
>>60649843
if you posted an actual pic of yourself we'd be able to... understand... a little more easily
>>60649833
home run
Aussie men t b h.
>>60649581
fuck off with this /britfeel/ shit. We are not /r9k/
>>60649579
howling. love this yank
dropped randomly into the north of england
>>60649869
The right pic is literally my face and the bottom pic is me
People say I look like louie so he's there too
>>60649876
this desu
>>60649876
a smidge homosexual
>>60649824
definitely NOT having a shave
haven't shaved with a razor since I was like 15. I get ingrown hairs a fuckton, so I just trim with clippers
>>60649730
Worst episode of Home and Away ever. Not one decent qt.
Kidding. Based Mel. Based brothers.
>>60649662
>>60649843
Still on with them thin socks I hope lad.
ION ee know
look at this fucking dog
>>60649916
>Based Mel
If you're Scottish, maybe.
>>60649897
this is literally my picture
>>60649899
I can't masturbate to this
>>60649899
youve got a funny chin
>definitely NOT having a shave
>haven't shaved with a razor since I was like 15. I get ingrown hairs a fuckton, so I just trim with clippers
go to hemel hempstead and they'll tell you that i'm crazy
cos i once got drunk and humped the statue of a lady
bored af
sun's come back out, retreating outside again
>>60649997
hopefully itll warm upish
morning lads
>>60650008
not sure about this post
>tfw none of the "normies" replied to my posts about inherited wealth because they were probably too angry and jealous
hahahahhaha
>>60649930
i dare you to smack me one more time
>>60650029
top lad
>>60649690
The people who respond are worse than the spastic itself. Please pour soapy water over any and all of your computer related equipment. Thank you.
Every time a girl flirts with me i find myself in a position between love and distrust.
Vote leave
>>60650030
Dane*
>tfw none of the "normies" replied to my posts about inherited wealth because they were probably too angry and jealous
>hahahahhaha
>>60650047
I'm making the sure the janny knows why I am pushing the button :)
>>60650052
nerd
>>60650063
a literal dude
smell my cheese
>>60649946
Mel is American. We love the Mel. You new?
Josie is a terrible poster and tries too hard to imitate the Australians
*sitting in the trenches with danny*
*sporadic shell fire is heard off in the distance*
*i'm looking up at the sky before i'm tapped on the shoulder by a flask*
danny: oi
me: oh cheers
*takes a sip*
danny: heh cmon ... no turk'sin right mind gonna waste bullet on you
*a wounded man in a stretcher comes screaming past which catches my eyes*
danny: cmon mate les'go see if theres any tucker
>>60650028
>what abnormies think
What happens when your money runs out? I enjoy my job anyway, and I get satisfaction out of working.
> Josie is a terrible poster and tries too hard to imitate the Australians
>>60650095
shit taste pham, neck yourself
>>60650129
was asterisk posting long before they took it up
Fucked an absolute dog of a lass a few days back, dicks a bit itchy now haha. Whoops. Oh well, Can't get herpes twice at least.
>*sitting in the trenches with danny*
>*sporadic shell fire is heard off in the distance*
>*i'm looking up at the sky before i'm tapped on the shoulder by a flask*
>danny: oi
>me: oh cheers
>*takes a sip*
>danny: heh cmon ... no turk'sin right mind gonna waste bullet on you
>*a wounded man in a stretcher comes screaming past which catches my eyes*
>danny: cmon mate les'go see if theres any tucker
bisexuals btfo.
>>60650131
>cmon mate les'go see if theres any tucker
ummm...yup
don't know what the rest of the day'll do
>Fucked an absolute dog of a lass a few days back, dicks a bit itchy now haha. Whoops. Oh well, Can't get herpes twice at least.
>>60650133
My father owns a manufacturing company I could have a job in an instant if I wanted but funnily enough I've still got far more inheritance to come.
flat prices going down locally lads
Reported my flag-waving, UKIP/brexit voter racist barbarian to the council for having an england flag outside his window.
>mfw he took it down yesterday
kek
>>60650131
You should write a book desu, or just collect all of your posts and compile them into one, I'd read it.
whens suicide squad coming out?
emptied 2 eggs into a little cup and have been slowly beating em with a spoon
think its going to be delicious personally, anyone else have thoughts theyd like to add? or just tell me about your day
i've got tenders dog, you want some?
>>60649994
That's why you shave with the grain, you nutsack
don't have reddit flags on, but i'm assuming your pakiboo.
>>60650238
yeah doing the latter. wanna share it with a mate but if you ever want it just reply to one of my posts.
pint of Guinness please, no logo on the foam
CALL ME PATHETIC CALL ME WHAT YOU WILL
MY MOTHER SAYS TO GET A JOB
BUT SHE DONT LIKE THE ONE SHES GOT
WHEN MASTURBATIONS LOST ITS FUN YOURE FUCKING LONELY
>>60650182
they hate themselves
wew
>>60650246
what are you making
>>60650304
just going to drink the eggs
>pint of Guinness please, no logo on the foam
got a rib eye steak for later
what's your favourite steak lads?
>>60650320
heres a thought
dont
poleaboo is seriously considering starting HRT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S67tf1ujJLg
what do people think of timothy's latest vid
>>60650219
da papa also owned a manufacturika factorosa back in Onetz before *spits* dog lenin and his commisars took it
*dry spits on the floor a few times* ublyudki
>>60650324
don't eat it, i'm hindu
>>60650194
not sure what i hate more: mlp spergs / weebs / mega-abnormies or those fucking """normies""" who go out of their way to try and brag about their lives when they're actually quite shit. The only porsche he's going to be acquiring with his shitty police officer salary is a fucking toy model
>>60650338
just took a sip
absolutely fucking divine if i may say
like a big cup of runny egg yolk
SERIOUSLY tasty not to mention CHOCK FULL of 'tein
recommend it to all of you
>>60650246
add gravy granules
really thought this girl actually liked me why would she never mention she was seeing someone until now ffs
what can i get for you?
>>60650246
>>60650320
add some (skim) milk and put some vanilla extract and cinnamon in and it tastes like eggnog
>>60650350
>not having reddit flags
stop impersonating poleaboo you negro
>the normies will be out at clubs getting drunk and shagging dirty girls tonight
>ill be comfy as fuck at home, getting stoned and watching anime
I wouldn't want it any other way
want my payrise NOW
>>60650249
Coating looks like sawdust but they look really appealing, nonetheless.
Would dip and munch on.
>>60650402
>the normies will be out at clubs getting drunk and shagging dirty girls tonight
not me tonight, going to the pub though
>>60650402
getting stoned is a normie hobby you pleb
>>60650320
make a carbonara la, just cook spaghetti/bacon and fry them off and then pour it over after its cooked
>>60650353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8CYAXRGuxU
prefer this tbqh
how does this sweaty twat live in such a decent house?
>>60650387
>>60650373
dont believe i fucking said "thoughts on what to add"
just wanted to know if anyone had any comments regarding my eclectic cuisine (that DONT revolve around telling me what to do like im some idiot playgroup rat gnawing on a chair leg)
>>60650448
oh yeah..
add some orange juice tho
>>60650322
>me on the right
>>60650444
Normies actually look down on me for smoking weed, meanwhile theyre drinking alcohol. Hypocrites.
*helps row the boat towards the lights of anzac cove*
Delaying pancakes until dinner
might make mochi actually
hmmm
*hears you talking shit*
*flips you off even though youre right next to me*
>>60650481
drinking alcohol is much more acceptable than smoking weed though
Shitskins
>>60650402
>getting drunk and shagging dirty girls
How many guys does this actually work for? I swear when I go on nights out I see hardly anyone getting off.
It's like the only reason blokes go to clubs to try and get off with women, why do women go out clubbing? It's boring as fuck.
BEGONE NORMALTYPES
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60650475
watched peep show a month or so ago
havent yet come to terms with how funny it is
VERY funny show if i may say
REALLY enjoyed it
>>60650473
dont have any
family doesnt have any fucking orange juice stored away anywhere can you belieb it
might go for some milk (semi skimmed)
>actionposting
>>60650446
he seems to upload a 'let it be' vid every other day
>haven't had a cup of tea in months
not sure how I feel about this
Riley Park where the railings are there. Riley Park where the railings are.
>>60650495
You can make mochi?
>>60650522
Orange juice always goes fast, solid drink.
parents reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly want me to get my hair cut
won't because i don't like having to talk to the hairdresser. fuck me, this wasn't the life i imagined
This is not a love song
This is not a love song
I don't speak my mothers tongue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
someone left the cake out in the rain
i don't think that i can take it
cause it took so long to bake it
and I'll never have that recipe again
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60650219
>manufacturing company
I mean, if just money alone makes you happy, then fair enough. But I have friends, I have girls, I make my own money and people respect me for it. No one respects NEET shut-ins living off of the work their predecessors did. When I'm at events people introduce me to their friends and their bosses because I'm an upstanding citizen and having me as an acquaintance makes them look good. Can you say that about yourself?
>Pissing it down at Download
>Pissing it down at Parklife
>>60650571
Not very well
think i now what to do better next time though
1) coverage entire kitchen in cornstarch
She's right you know.
>rammstein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpfcVj8BHw4
>>60650583
Are you me?
How longs your hair? Mines nearly in my eyes lel
>only 278 minutes to go now
who /hypeasfuck/ here lads?
going for an afternoon walk with the gf
Then we're going to cook dindins together and watch a film and snuggle
Very comfy
>>60650586
love how the majority of americlaps in the comment section actually believe this isn't an anti-americanisation song
>>60650618
what did she mean by this?
>>60649581
Never visited, but this is genuinely how I imagine England
now im down half a cup ill have to addend my analysis
it is a bit sickly (The Egg-Cup)
could almost do with heating to make it go down easier
some sort of..........broiling treatment, perhaps
>>60650618
Except we are the constituents that they represent, so if they vote against us they aren't representing our opinions on this particular topic accurately
reading yank yelp reviews of pubs near me lads
>>60650612
serves normalfags right for leaving the house
might start a new game of stellaris as space fascists desu
>>60650618
literally the dumbest tweet i've ever read. It's the other way around.
r8 my light snack
christ as a matter of fact this is disgusting i dont think i can finish it
>>60650711
told you
>>60650679
post some
>>60650710
Looks like you've got too much moisture for that bread to handle
Timmy's enemies
>The dentist
>The dentist staff
>Dr Soni from Oxford Health
>The Pulsar Developments guy
>Stephen Elliott from Oxford Health
>The healthcare business staff
>The Sainsbury's staff
>The DHL driver
>The guys playing guitar in the queue at the X Factor audtion
>>60650647
You're a curious Yank.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcE
>>60650633
i have bushy hair. it grows up more than down. it's honestly not that bad when i brush it.
>>60650617
a good one to try
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1nwPE4ypuQ
>>60650622
>tfw i have that shirt
>tfw i wear it without ironic intent
I exclusively wear vintage 90s band shirts and anime/vidya shirts. Yes im autistic.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-soccer-euro-security-marseille-idUSKCN0YW19O
why are your football fans litterally worse than our local arabs?
*does an actionpost*
>>60650772
>Yes im autistic.
yes we know
Reading about this woman who's trying to get money of a bloke she left 20 years ago and he made it big since.
What the fuck is going through her head? How did she rationalise that she deserves some of his money when he made it all after they split up?
>>60650747
He's a try-hard traitor is what he is.
>>60650605
>I mean, if just money alone makes you happy, then fair enough
Hah don't make me fucking laugh. Tell me, what is it you do? I have lots of friends and lost my virginity when I was 17 btw. And people don't tend to mind where you get your money from so long as you have it ;)
My cock is only 8 inches ;_;
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.
>>60650778
>football fans try to.do your country a favoir and take out isis
>pls dnt
Fucking cucks.
Cant handle the bants.
>poolbania
having a go
>>60650778
christ i fucking hate the underclass
at least they're not trashing our country, only your nigger areas.
https://soundcloud.com/dicksoak/schoolboy-f/
Tune
>>60650745
and least he has his teddies for allies
>>60650828
they actually tried to start a fight with the russians
the ISIS thing was pretty based though
>>60649581
>Captain Pugwash
That brings me back
>>60650825
AFYCSO is unironically still a good album
As well as Pretty Odd.
>>60650825
*gets the trumpet out and starts fucking shit up to the tune Panic! at the disco's 'i write sins not tragedies'*
>>60650782
ahh yes, very impressive
He should just man up and marry her tbqh.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1263807/stripper-wants-much-more-from-me-but-she-is-just-a-fling/
louie you've gone feral
>>60650747
brit on vacation here
>>60650834
Fuck off you boring abnormie posh cunt
>>60650629
paki
>>60650888
who the fuck is louie?
fuck louie
>>60650902
I would if he ever left his bloody room
>>60650618
So if most MPs want to kill me I must accept it?
>>60650902
*squashes another normie beetle under my boot*
*hears it scrunch*
Heh... Dumb drone didn't even have a chance to send a snapchat.
>>60650888
>louie
Its louis ya mong.
>>60650872
Pretty Odd was shit lad, AFYCSO was based though. A song just came on shuffle from it and i listened to it that's what made me post that haha what am i like
>>60650825
WERE GOING DOWN DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND
SUGAR WERE GOING DOWN SWINGING
>panic! went to shit after vices and virtues
Wee-weeing in the garden lads.
>>60650888
Shame that videos been deleted
Somebody post it, it brings me back to my NEET days when i was literally like Louie
>>60650378
cuck
bin her
>Hello how is in London? :)
how do you respond
>>60650897
stop whining and get another tribal tattoo you fucking scumcunt i can see your little england flag from here.
>>60650834
The underclass are not worth hating or even thinking about it.
The worst are the lower-middle-to-middle-class who think they've advanced socially just because economic forces beyond their control pushed them out of the mine shaft and into the cubicle.
Mates in France and says it's going off big time with the russkies
>>60650863
Might send him a new teddy and see if it pops up in his videos
>>60650890
aha
>>60650795
Always be true to yourself. You are our lad.
>>60650924
>Pretty Odd was shit lad,
But it only had one bad track and one mediocre track la.
AF is the better album though.
right lads there's nothing else for it I'm going out to buy overwatch, try and stop me
looking forward to the foot and ball show later lads
>>60650974
it's alri
NEED a burrito
>>60650974
is good
>>60650970
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiKEUgyls8k
>>60651006
FOB > P!ATD
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
>>60650618
What kind of spastic logic is this where our democratically elected officials are voting against the interests of the people who elected them, and it's somehow the problem of the voters who put their confidence in them.
If anything, it shows how spineless and self interested the current MP's really are.
>>60651021
think you right desu, I'm massively overthinking this
>>60650974
How the fuck should I know?
t. Manc
>>60651012
*grabs you by the neck*
UHHM BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!?!?!? x
>>60651031
Good lad.
FUTCT is GOAT.
>>60650890
>vacation
>>60650974
I S L E W O R T H
S
L
E
W
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>>60650955
>tfw I have that body
Booze is a harsh mistress.
>>60651028
Me and my friends used to practice saying "this is bollocks, Mark" all the time.
I was the best at it.
>>60650583
laughed irl
The swiss man just kicked the ball into the camera and it bounced back. Very cool I must say
>>60650974
>go to London for the first time in over a year a few weeks ago
>approached by foreign (Russian, Spanish, and French) cuties and asked for directions multiple times just in one afternoon
Does this mean I'm handsome or at least don't look like a creep?
>>60651023
I'm actually about to go buy one
>>60651012
> going out to buy
why
>>60651084
It means you're a liar.
>>60651070
good afternoon, newcunt
the """so-called""" brexit
>>60651072
being a very heavy drinker has the opposite effect since you can hardly eat anything
>t. alcoholic
>>60651095
what are you getting in it?
>>60651084
I think so, the same thing happens to me and it's always girls for some reason
>>60651105
snap
