>My oneitis' boyfriend is serving in the military and calls him "her soldier" on social media
I hope he dies in combat.
>>28935745
That's the best part about qt's who insist on dating military men - there's a much larger chance that those men will be horribly murdered at a young age. Of course, then the woman gets to be all "My sacrifice! My young love!" and gets to check out on her life's responsibilities because it's such a tragedy, and not an inevitability, that a soldier got killed in a war.
Growing up, I thought women loved pacifism. Turns out they love murderers - any pacifism is usually the result of having lost Chad in war.
>tfw if humanity were at peace, Chad could fuck me right now :^(
>>28935838
It may come as a surprise to you, but women see their man as more than just a chad to fuck.
wow that's so messed up! he's risking his life for this country and he want him to die, just so the girl you like will be single! THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
>>28935880
True, they also see him as a wallet and meatshield.
>>28935880
B-but thats all women are good for!
>>28935937
Betas are the wallets though, Chad is definitely just a walking dick
>>28935838
>much larger chance that those men will be horribly murdered at a young age
A SLIGHTLY larger chance.
Seriously, war nowadays is a joke. A "military campaign" can get like a handful of people killed at most, usually. If the death toll was in the thousands, or at least the hundreds, you might have a point. If he's unlucky, he might end up with a papercut and get sent home because of the PTSD incurred due to said papercut.
>>28935914
I just want him to die so she can finally experience the pain that I've endured.
I'm not very self-aware. I hate myself.
>>28935745
I'd say you're being horrible but I don't feel sympathy for American soldiers going into foreign land by their own free will.