>Walking into store
>Fat sweaty kid pushing in carts
>Sheepishly offers me one, looking at the ground
>Walk past without looking at him or acknowledging his presence
>Go straight to the sea food section
>Order 2 lbs king crab, 1 lobster
>Head to the meats
>Pick up most expensive steak available
>Go to produce section
>Pick up the freshest asparagus they offer
>Head to the liquor section
>Balvenie 21
>Go to checkout
>All the girls are staring at me and whispering to each other as I walk past, muscles bulging as I carry my groceries
>Qt 8.4 cashier looking nervous, hands fumbling, as she rings up my dinner
>Clears her throat
>"Y-you, your total comes to... $327.68." unable to look me in the eyes
>Pull out my money clip, so thick I can barely get it out of my Armani jacket pocket
>Clean off 4 crisp 100 dollar bills and hand them to her
>Drop of sweat runs down the side of her face as her trembling hand takes the cash
>All the males start howling and jacking off
>Cart-pusher kid is already cumming on the freshly moped floor
>Reach out, gingerly wipe the drop of sweat off her face as my Omega watch blinds half the people in the room
>Entire store watching in terror and amazement, the children looking away in fear, their mothers pants becoming more wet with every second
>Suck the sweat off my finger as my diamond hard cock is bulging against my $2,000 pants
>"Keep the change."
>Her knees almost give out as she orgasms, crying out in pleasure
>"T-thank you."
>"It was my privilege."
>>14120616
James Bond is so not suave in the early movies it's just bizarrely comical
like I'm not sure but they might be completely self parodying
something like 5 movies in and one of them starts with him blackmailing a nurse into sleeping with him
>>14120632
A lot of the James Bond movies were campy parody placed into a spy/action movie. With names like Pussy Galore, it's not really surprising.
Additionally, OP seems to have confused this place for /b/.
Yeah I should have gone with Pierce Bronson
>>14120641
actually I'm looking for more privilege comps