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I'll be doing some fakes tonight. Post your girls.
>>13998993
Please anon!
please
>>13998993
Please
Can you remove the bikini please.
Nudeshop please!
>>13998993
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>>13999016
Fyi, I'm going to try to give something to every single girl posted on this one.
my cousin
>>13999021
Thanks, I look forward to it.
>>13999021
Thanks anon
Nude or cumshop please!
Please
Girl on the right please!!!
Pls
please!
Could always drop some on them.
Can you do her plz
Plz use her
>>13998993
Please some of these
Its been almost an hour and OP hasn't done shit. /thread
>>13999150
Good fakes take time
>>13999150
BJF is the only shopper on here that's is actually really good the rest of these guys fucking suck and it's not worth anyone's time to wait hours for op to deliver, and when he does its shit work. Just look out for a BJF thread guys the rest aren't worth it
^^ dont listen to these faggots op, we can wait
>>13998993
Not Porn but could u help me out bro
>>13998938
Please
Can you give them a cumshop please?
>>13999150
I had a friend stop in. He needed help with a resume so that's tying me up right now.
Guys, just post your girls bookmark the page. I'll do all of them that are clearly 18 or over. Again, I will do something for every single girl but it may be well into the night before I can get started.
Again, I haven't even started shopping yet but I definitely will. Some of the shops will be just quick ones, some may possibly be humorous and a few might be more elaborate. But tonight is about making you guys happy so take that for what it is.
If you're not cool with this, just don't post your girl.
>>13999281
If this thread dies do you make a new one?
>>13999285
threads don't die anymore, they go to archives
>>13999160 - I'm learning that. Besides, bjf is a friend and I like his work. I just saw an exceptional gif he did. If he wanted to focus on those he'd blow a lot of people away. As it is he has some very loyal followers because he puts his focus on cranking out mass quantities of good fakes. And I'd say he is better than me at this time. But, to be fair, we're doing different things. When I take hours, I say up front I'm only doing a few fakes for that thread. Because I'm working on new techniques. I can't help it if there are a hundred girls posted on a thread where I said in the description I'm only doing 2 or 3 fakes. Guys like that last one are just happy bjf is out there to do 50 fakes a night and he want's to keep the wheels greased on his gravy train. And bjf isn't behind these guys making comments like that so don't hold the hate against him. Bjf is a good guy.
>>13999167 - I already did
>>13999287
i mean if the thread archives before you can post the pics
>>13999286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoUCyrg5Syo
>>13999281
np anon. thanks in advance
Ty anon
>>13999287
If this thread hits archives before I get something done for each and every girl.....
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Yes, I will start a new thread and post them.
Guys, listen, a very good friend of mine lost his job last week. We live in a place where jobs are fucking scarce. I have to help him a little tonight. He hit me up after I started this thread so I didn't know I'd have this delay. But I have to be there for him.
I'm rested up though. After I'm done with him, I will come here and clean up every one of these requests. And it looks like we've got Alpha in the house so that's great fucking news.
So hang tight you horny fucking anons. Bookmark this. Don't put yourself out...you don't have to lurk or bump. I'll get your girls faked and posted asap. Stay tuned.
>>13999298
I'm just jumping in here real quick while my friend ran out to grab us something to eat. Didn't want you guys to think I abandoned you. But you're submitting some very sexy girls tonight so keep them coming. I'm working on speed shopping today and that's good news for all of you.
please
>>13999300
Hero
>>13999308
Those of you playing at home, esp the bjf crowd, already knows...
>>13999300
Ultra Rare Pepe
Can you do something with her later?
>>13998993
please
>>13998993
Anything you can,
>>13999312
Thanks. I know there are a LOT of anons who've posted to me before and not gotten a fake. Maybe they were pissed that i gravitate to 18-23, petite, etc..
So tonight is for you guys. And, honestly, these samples I'm posting while I wait for my friend to get back with some food were all pretty quick. While my personal pref. is to sit down and take hours on one, I know a lot of you guys would be happy to see ANYTHING. So I'm gonna try to deliver on that for you tonight. I expect to have to keep going into tomorrow morning at least to get all these.
Here's another quick one I did this morning...
Yeah, guys, all I ask is that you be patient and not try to give me specialized instructions for your girl. Specialty shops are my usual gig. Today is about numbers so I have to do what makes sense to me with each pic. If I have to start a new thread, I will do it with this pic at the top of the thread.
>>13999316
Any of you that have "mouth wide open" chicks it will be a good chance you'll see them in some version of this shop.
>>13999322
I think he liked it. Her throwing up the two fingers kind of made the shot, I think.
My friend should be back any minute so I'll be off until he leaves. So post your girls and bookmark the page. Thx for your patience.
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>>13999115
Can you do something with these
>>13999358
Pretty good great job please try others
>>13999333
hi im still here I think its funny but could you do a bbc one for me instead? thanks>>13999062
>>13999351
Guys, guys. I ALREADY said you DON'T need to bump. I'll do all of them. Ok? Posting extra comments now just speeds this thread maxxing out and archiving.
So chill out..
Please man great job
>>13999372
Greedy
>>13999344
All I ask is no black >>13999008
>>13999345
All over her face and clothes
>>13999372
>Yeah, guys, all I ask is that you be patient and not try to give me specialized instructions for your girl. Specialty shops are my usual gig. Today is about numbers so I have to do what makes sense to me with each pic. If I have to start a new thread, I will do it with this pic at the top of the thread.
There's a good chance she will in fact get bbc but, again, I'm going to reiterate...no special instructions. I'm going to do every girl. That's the deal tonight. Tonight, like many other threads, you will simply get what you get. But you'll get something.
Please
>>13999387
Sorry i wrote instructions on the last two girls. Anything is fine
Please sir
>>13999392
It's all good bro. I'm just trying to take precautions because there's always "someone" who wants to piss in the cheerios even when they're getting something for nothing.
When you do quality...they bitch about speed. When you do speed...they bitch about quality. When you do both, they bitch if you don't pick their girl. I'm learning there's just no pleasing people like that. But the other 99% of you anons will see the documentation on my side and know it's the other anon who's got a problem.
FYI, along the lines of an update, it's looking like it may be about 23:00 before I actually get started on this batch of shops. But when I do, it's on. In the meantime, it looks like Alpha is popping in and out...but don't try and bogart his services. He may come in and reward some of you anons and just be happy if that happens.
I'm not starting threads and then leaving them just so he has to work them. lol
Please
>>13999403
Another fine specimen. You guys are on tonight.
There's plenty of time to get requests in still. For you guys going night after night making reqs and not getting them done, tonight's thread is for you...
Yum!
>>13998993
something with bbc please
>>13999316
I think when I get started later I'll begin with a batch of all the girls who make sense to shop into a scene like this. If I do, expect a bunch of them in a row to come out with a variation of this shot.
After I get ALL the girls who need to be in the "cumshot target practice" shot, then I will move on to the next group of girls who make sense in another shot and post all those in a row. And so on.
>>13999415
Can you not fucking read? Turds like you ruin it for everyone. Don't scare op off
>>13999328
Cute girl
You absolute worst/best.. ;)
Thank you!
>>13999412
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>>13999415
You guys are gonna make me stay up shopping for like 12 hours straight with all these sexy girls. But it'll be worth it so keep em coming.
>>13999422
thanks man, great shop
Those doe eyes!
Requires lovin please!!
>>13999420
Don't worry bro. Yes, it's me...the guy who sometimes plays the role of SirReal. Yes, sometimes he likes to fly off the handle and throw a shitfit. What the "smart lurkin" anons don't get is that's part of the show.
In reality, nothing here gets to me. Not even a little. So I'm not going anywhere on this one. I'm doing them all.
>>13999434
I've been waiting on this one. Wanted to do her for a while. About time anon...lol. Thx!
Just something for everyone to look at while we wait :)
>>13999446
Been waiting for her to get the treatment from someone. Always miss the threads!!
Can she get some cum?
>>13999445
Can't wait until I can get on here and start shopping tonight. I just can't be in the middle of a shop when my friend gets here. Hope you already got your 2 hours of sleep;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhMoQhF4b6Q
>>13999448
Oh, so that's how it's gonna be baby? Ok. I know what you need...
If one of you anons want to be industrious, go find a cool looking porn cover template and I might drop some of the girls on that too.
Interactive crowd participation baby...
>>13999476
Nice! If only someone could make those shorts a little more see through. What an ass
>>13999469
what do you think of her?
>>13999481 - I dig her. A lot. Not just for shopping either.
>>13999482 - Love the sox...sexygurl.
>>13999486
im glad you feel that way
How about her?
>>13999484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLKV1NVd624
>>13999489 - would fuck
>>13999481 - would date
>>13999493
excellent post. hot girl. high res. all of head and upper torso is in frame. good lighting. no filters. nothing obscuring part of face (cellphones...looking at you)
>>13999422
I have one more pic if you like her
>>13999517
go for it
>>13999511
Thank you mate!
>>13999511
A lot of potential here.
>>13999496
idc if dick was edited anon she needs a facial
>>13999522
one more for you :)
>>13999511
Please this one
>>13999549
Oh shit...this is going to be sensational
>>13999490
would I be able to have the pic of the cummy aftermath?
>>13999575
Jesus this bitch has a rack on her
>>13999578
shes my fiancé, cheated on me with a bigger penis and it hurts
>>13999588
You know what will really get back at her? Post all the nudes you have of her so we can all jerk off to them.
>>13999594
I did that to my ex wife when you got posted was still up. Are old friend from highschool found out and everyone who wanted to got to see. My attorney laughed and said she didn't know that was a thing. also my ex got rekt in court
>>13999594
I will post more for edits
>>13999607
Holy shit. Deal. Post one more goodie and I'll make you some fakes you wouldn't believe, and you can pick the situation.
>>13999609
God level
>>13999613
>>13999613
im feeling really bad right now but it turns me on. please just shop hung guys for her
>>13999624
She's banging. Do you have a shot of her whole head, and maybe a little higher res? Grab one off her fb or something and you'll def get what you desire
>>13999007
please!
>>13999636
any better>
this is a good one
>>13999651
Not as good as it could be, but I can definitely work with this
ty for the help shopper its so good
>>13999652
Cool. If you find better ones drop it here. Well trade shop for real?
>>13999624
don't feel bad man, get your little penis to the gym and bulk up
the best revenge is to whip out your huge cock and say neener neener neener your loss bitch, this is what you coulda had.
>>13999655
yes :) give me a couple to start to please
>>13999658
Here's a quick one without trying to blend the skin tones. I'll see if I can do that real quick
>>13999661
big cocks please?
>>13999693
Good job that's pretty good thanks
anything please
>>13999692
These are my half ass warm ups. Post some more of her and I'll start tightening up and give this whore what she deserves.
Is OP still working??
anal please?
Can you do anything with this please?
>>13999770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-DE49Muc0g
Op died
>>13999892
Worth the wait! Well done anon. My dick thanks you
Op isn't dead! Just making fantastic shoops!
Please if possible
Her plz Op
>>13999961
Well that's mean
Ok guys, just got done helping my friend with his resume and applications. Haven't read any comments yet. I am going in now to start saving off all the pics submitted so far. I will be back with an update on how I'll proceed in a few minutes.
>>13999985
Even worse :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0nyy6AcfY4
>>14000033
Hell yea
If dubs actually try if singles do ur worst ms paint, if trips god tier ps work
>>13999316
>>13999419
First up I'm going to select out of the 92 white girls so far which ones will get the target practice shot. If you wanna req your girl for this shot, you can say so now.
Anyone out there thinking maybe I wouldn't deliver? Did you wonder if SirReal was up to the challenge?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO7vKHmc8CQ
>>14000038
she's 93.
>>13999985
Yahtzee!
>>13999412
Hit me!
>>13999352
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>>13999930
These ones all look fun
>>14000042
>she's 93.
>>14000062
Lmfao. Aaaaah she's gross
>>14000040
Now open for business. 35 in line.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnvSHutegJk
>>14000048
she's 94
>>14000057
Yeah, no dudes. If you really wanna push it and take up more comments. Go ahead. If I end up doing a dude it'll be funny, not sexy...that's for sure.
>>14000062
paint is way cooler than i think. like if you're doing a warhol kind of thing. it's the bomb for that i hear. lol.
>>14000067
94?
>>14000066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGvO7T_aFtk
>>14000076
She is the 94th girl submitted tonight and the 94th girl that will be getting a shop. In no particular order. When I saved the pic I made that comment to document it.
>>14000080
Hey SirReal, got sofia? Iºll stick around t his time
>>14000057
>make me look sexy
>>14000077
shop #1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
>>14000093 - I'll count him as done
>>14000090 - Ya but resubmit the exact pic you want done please
>>14000104
here :D
>>14000102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI
>>14000108
girl #95 getting a shop tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUfCMiFJ7a8
>>14000120
I know someone who likes this girl;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs
>>14000126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE
Idk about these shops bruh
sir... you drunk?
>>14000132
>>14000132 - Dexter's target practice. About 35 girls of the 95 submitted so far are getting this shot.
>>14000136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRIbf6JqkNc
>>14000072
>paint is way cooler than i think.
Photoshop is clone of Japanese program Pixia
Pixia in 1980s was better than today's ms paint
>>14000140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLsXJitaiVo
>>14000144
You use it then or is it still on the market?
>>14000153
It's free. More popular in Japan than any other program.
>>14000161
Recommended reading/viewing material on Pixia?
>>14000165
http://www.ne.jp/asahi/mighty/knight/aboutpixia.html
>>14000186
Btw, friend I was helping w/resume earlier really liked your tiles when this happened to be in my explorer folder on extra large icons mode.
SirReal, please do her!
>>14000191
Hope you're all enjoying the SirReal take on mass production. Nothing is sexier or more romantic than doing 100 girls in a night...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tcDXJfAFVw
>>14000204
>>14000205
Repeat customers, welcome to the party. That beach pic is the bomb.
>>14000134
No, that kills the buzz.
What about you bjf?
>>14000208
Thanks man
>>14000208
Romance is in the air.
>>14000215
my pleasure. dexter's too.
>>14000222
now THAT is surreal
>>14000126
...
>>14000222
is that her tit ?
>>14000227
Lmfao..right
Can you do this one sirreal I would love to do a caption on it if you could shop this one
>>14000223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNC0kIzM1Fo
Cumshop plzzz
>>14000237 - got her
>>14000233 -got her
>>14000239 - ok junior
>>14000228
>tit
my bad. tits
God these are awful
>>14000244
Ah, mass production. Just like young love. It's fucking heart warming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxYw0XPEoKE
>>14000247
>>13999292
lesbian scene? 2 1/2some?
>>14000251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9rCobRl-ng
>>14000253
>2 1/2some?
>>14000253
>>14000247
have more of her for lesbian scene if you want
>>14000261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOPBlGj1huI
>>14000239
Bump plzz
>>14000265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa-mjjdt24g
>>14000271
Dude, just fucking stop. No bumping. Then again, you're just saving me work by speeding up our race to the archives so that works too...
>>14000271
Now go to bed.
>>14000284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP7m5VqQ6f8
>>14000277
dude this is fucking stupid, this thread should really die, nobody likes this shit
>>14000284
Thx
>>14000294
Absolutely nobody. This thread should have fucking spontaneously combusted hours ago.
>>14000294 - That's the same thing your mom said about you;)
>>14000298 - You're welcome
We're just getting started kids. Only the first 35 get the shooting gallery. After that it'll be something else. And there are a few girls out of the 100 or so that will get some special treatment.
>>14000307
hope I win the lottery and get a special
>>14000332
which one is your home slice?
>>14000237
>>14000335
This one. Although the open mouth would work well for the basic shooting gallery.
here's another if you want
>>14000332
Do you see the catch 22 in all this?
If I say I'm doing just a few fakes in a thread's description the 1% sour bitchin anons cry that I'm not doing more.
If I say I'm doing every single one the same anons cry because I'm not doing a special, customized fucking artwork for them.
I mean, sure I'm cranking out mass production tonight...but it's not like I'm sitting on a gallery of cock nozzles I shop on bitches faces thread after thread or something. And Dexter's shooting gallery is just the first segment. So I'll mix it up. Just that short sighted bitches...
>>14000306
...don't know how to read. If they did they'd have seen it clearly documented above what I'm doing in this thread. Then again, guys like that give me something to take a break to laugh about. Like they do for their spouse during sex.
>>14000338 - dropped them in the shooting gallery folder
>>14000237 - I'm not going to lie bro. It's probably gonna get a basic shop. But it will get done...as promised.
>>14000341
best to just ignore them and do what you want. I think you have a good system. most anons will atleast get something while a few will get lucky ( as is always the case)
>>14000307
Who are the fortunate ones for the special treatment?
>>14000345
i thought that you shop whatever turns you on
>>14000341
Some people don't get it. Do your thing. The shit you're going to drop in the later portion is going to be worth waiting for.
>>14000345
No problem. Been trying to get something done with her for a week. Hard to x-ray with the dark dress and no one seems to like her enough to photoshop the tits out or even do a faceswap or something else.
I'm just glad i'll get something lol.
>>14000346 - Thanks. I don't really plan on doing this all the time but I'm glad you think it works when I do.
>>14000347 - I don't know yet. I'm just focusing for now on getting through the ones in the shooting gallery first. I have ideas for the next segments.
>>14000348 - I usually do. This is a deviation from what I usually do. This is for the anons who want mass production.
>>14000352 - Thank you.
>>14000354
Well, that's a good attitude and thank you.
>>14000346
Just wondering, in the recent history of /r/ has there been a thread worked by one guy where it was promised every girl posted would be shopped and, then, said shopper delivered on that promise?? Anyone know?
>>14000363
I've seen threads that asked for a shop and then one guy did it and all the others who asked. But when a shopper makes a thread it gets a lot more replies so it's unrealistic.
>>14000365
Yeah, I'll be doing over 100 shops for this thread. That last one was #28 btw.
There are really only two acceptable forms of feedback for that from any anon.
1. "thank you"
2. silence
any chance of doing this one for me?
>>14000372
Yes, 100%. I'm doing something for EVERY girl posted on this thread. 18 and over of course.
>>14000372
Get the fuck outta here w that.
>>14000374
awesome thanks man you are a fucking god!
>>14000374
Cool bro. For later threads I think it helps to tell people definitively if you are gonna do a shop or not. Lot's of people wait around for hours with high hopes. And when they get nothing they probably end up being dicks in later threads.
>>14000380
sad but true
>>14000372
is that picture all good sizewise?
>>14000380
I think you're 100% right and that's not a thought that hasn't crossed my mind. That's why I made it easy to keep track of who's getting done in this thread.
Everyone.
And in the other threads where I don't do as many I still try to let them know which ones I'll do but it's so hard since there are so many.
And I understand. Why would those people be loyal to me if I'm not going to serve them every night, or every thread. Then again, maybe I'm just getting started. Well that's not a maybe....that's a fact. But maybe I'll get faster to the point can do the kind of work I want but crank out a bunch in short order. Then some of those guys might wanna be my friend again. and that's ok. I don't hold grudges;)
>>14000387 - Yeah you're good.
>>14000388
if people want to be dicks to you fuck them, you do awesome work and as far as I know don't as anything in return, keep doing what you're doing bro, and on behalf of every horney cunt on here getting a picture made thank you
>>14000390
thanks man looking forward to it
>>14000391
Thanks man.
>>14000403
sweet thanks man! keep up the good work
>>14000410
please and thank you
>>14000410
this one's meta..
>>14000414
and you're welcome
Jesus Christ
>>14000424
Did anybody get that "prom 2015 / enchantment under the bbc" bit above? You know, like back to the future / enchantment under the sea?
We're getting close to the end of Dexter's shooting gallery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTavmxjRHKE
>>14000433
yup I got the reference and had a bit of a laugh
>>14000427
You guys know when you see that wtf shit in threads like this and/or a dumbass with a beef out of nowhere....99% of the time it's another shopper with issues? Like the chicks submitted you just know were thrown in the mix to fuck with someone. Why else would someone do that?
>>14000419
Thank you anon!
>>14000438
lol it's a power and degradation thing, thanks for doing it any way even though it's not your thing
>>14000446
You're welcome. I wasn't talking about any one post or girl in particular. He might have been but I was just piggybacking on his remark with an observation.
>>14000470
Is that all for today or just for the shooting gallery?
>>14000470
Ok guys, these are the girls you submitted last night still yet to come. I'll be coming back with a new thread since this one's already maxxed out and headed for archives. I'll be continuing the shops for this group of girls on that thread.
Be looking for the chick with her face where the watermelon should be.
To be continued....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXN6tgE4g_4
>>14000472
That's probably all for this thread but not for today. I'm out for a break (sleep, eat, you know) and will come back to shop more...hopefully finishing off this list in the next thread. Look for this chick in the main pic for my next thread.
Just look for the thread with a million shitty shops in it.
Or look for the thread with 5 shitty shops and you'll find the troll who was hanging with us tonight. He's the op there...a wannabe shopper...and he's got nothing but envy.
I'm not the greatest shopper on planet earth. I am the greatest shopper who's only been doing it for three weeks. And I'm not upset with our little troll friend. I feel sorry for him.
Dude, if you need coaching let me know.
>>14000486
I know you're still lurking. So, will you refute my reply and give up your real identity? Cause I know. Having fun yet? Choices, choices...
>>14000512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjUOBVAbGhQ
>>13998993
Do her please
