Do you have a sweet/innocent type you'd like to see defiled? Bring them here and I'll feed them a nice, hot load of cum...squirted right down their throat. So bring your 18-21 year old virgins, prisses, prudes, sisters, ex-gfs, daughters, nieces, neighbors and cock teasers alike Tonight you'll see these girls in their natural state. On their knees with the tip of a huge cock at their lips ready to feed your now submissive girl a hot load of semen.
>>13982870
Here she was before the cum.
>>13982870
Go op GO
>>13982870
Let her kiss it
Her please op
>>13982874 - she's up for a load to the mouth
>>13982883 - she's next
>>13982870
Holy shit you're bad at that...
This is creepy as fuck
Do this one OP
>>13982874
>>13982883
First names please?
Btw, that beauty guzzling cum at top of the page is Elizabeth. Isn't she lovely?
Third ones name is Veruska
Can Sage get some cum?
Please based anon?
>>13982913
Who in the hell are you? Why don't you fucking stand up and say who you are.
To me, in my opinion, you are merely a tiny piece of shit. You do not come here to support another shopper. You do not come here saying, you're bad at this...here's how to do it better.
And, of course, you do not come here stating who in the fuck you are or where we can find your thread.
Guys, FUCK IT, I'm taking a break for a while. I might come back.
Issues with that? Go find the lame mother fucking shopper who, in between bouts of sucking his own dad's dick, comes to other peoples threads to be a little cock sucking mother fucker. Buddy, I wish to god I catch you ever out on the street. Your fucking brains would be scraped onto the fucking road for about 20 miles.
>>13982913
BIGGEST MOTHER FUCKING PUSSY OF ALL TIME MADE THAT COMMENT. SHOW YOURSELF ASSHOLE.
>>13982913
Hey guess what anons. There AREN'T any fucking worthwhile threads right now.
That means the FUCKING PUSSY who ruined this thread for you isn't even a shopper worth a shit.
Or, if they are, they're too fucking lazy to do their own thread. Instead, they take the little bit of energy they can muster and come here to fuck it up for you.
>>13982874 - there's the only one getting done tonight now.
Again, you can thank this little fucking bastard...
>>13982913
One of these days, do not be surprised if I take every fucking measure available to literally track down a mother fucker like that and let them prove just how fucking real they are.
>>13983006
amazing
>>13983026
Glad you like it at least. We always have to have one pussy like this guy...
>>13982913
One lame fucker ruins it for everyone. I don't know if I'm gonna do any more tonight.
>>13982920
883 is Sophia
Please do not let a jealous dufus put you off. I have faith in you.
>>13982980
Also this bitches name is Stormie, isn't that a cum lovers name if you ever heard one?
>>13983036
I appreciate those of you with faith. I would really like the identity of the mother fucker who's hassling me. It's such a pussy move to pop in and drop a shitty comment like he did. Bet that fucker can't animate shit. And it's even fucking worse when I'm trying to do something new. Nobody wrote a fucking book or tutorial for the techniques I am using in this thread...or was using.
I'm taking a fucking break. I might come back. Any of you righteous anons wanna serve a little fucking justice, figure out who that bastard is.
I think that fucktard needs a good goddamn shaking.
>>13983036
For those of you playing along at home, the asshole fucking this thread for you is in fact a shopper. They do their own fake threads now and then AND they have a fucking nickname.
Also, they treat me nice to my face as if they're a decent person. In reality, they resent the fuck out of me. But they can't say that "in character" under their regular shopper name. That, my friend, would be bad for their image and bad for business.
What they did NOT know is that I've been on to them for a while and have been giving them a chance to grow a set of balls...man up...and apologize. Yeah, like I did not too long ago when I pulled a bonehead move.
So, mr shopper, I know beyond any fucking doubt you're reading this still. Just you aren't laughing as loud as you were at my previous rants. Come here and make this shit right....
Or I come find you on your turf and make it right by my standard.
>>13983078
Sir Real?
>>13983078
lol fucking shopper drama are you serious?
beware my wrath.
>>13983078
>>13983050
>>13983004
>>13982991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15_Y3_eRfOU
>>13983234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15_Y3_eRfOU
Please OP!!
>>13983252
suicide note
>>13983259
or if this is easier...
>>13983257
Wow, great comeback dude. Not only do you have the shopping skills of a first grader, but the arguing skills as well
Deam xD you are really bad XD That shit is fucking creepy tho xD
>>13983276
He said it was shit and you sperged out hard. Let's be honest all the shops on /r/ are fucking terrible but we don't care because we just want some semblance of the girl nude.
>>13983293
Nope, that youtube vid was literally the first thing I posted here. If you were watching the number of posters, you'd realize that.
I just think Sir Real's weekly little girl meltdowns are hilarious and (see youtube link in post)
>>13983234
>>13983259
>>13983263
Only for the girls I personally like and by email only now. Free still, of course. I just don't feel like posting my work here.
I will, however, comment on the thread here and reply to your requests.
>>13983276 - show me your work
>>13983086
gotta be, he's the only shopper around here this intensely autistic.
>>13983259
If it wasn't clear, I like your girl. That's why I responded to you.
>>13983321 - and you show me YOUR work
>>13983316
The difference between me and you is that I KNOW that I can't make gifs. You think you can and they end up looking like this:
>>13983006
The fact that you think you're a legit shopper is the biggest joke of these threads, Sir Real
>>13983325
sure, what's yer email?
>>13983335
>The fact that you think you're a legit shopper is the biggest joke of these threads, Sir Real
this lol
>>13983335
Fuck you, and fuck your mother.
Wait, I already took care of the last part.
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EVERYONE ELSE - What hei's talking about is a concept called PRACTICE. I come here and do the often painful work of struggling through things I haven't mastered yet...and grow in the process. Maybe that's why it was said in a tread the other day that I was the fastest photoshop learner they'd seen here in a very long time.
Pussies will just say, I can't therefore I won't. They are fucking cowards without the character to learn, grow and improve. And they know this every time they look in the mirror.
>>13983325
You responded to me a while ago and asked for more pics then said you'd do my request eventually. Are you still up to it?
got a thread up >>13983142
>>13982870
If your still doing them will this work?
>>13983358
I'll pass thanks.
>>13983259
>>13983263
Side note, I'm doing your girl offline anyway since I like her. So just let me know if you want me to send you the results.
Hello anons of 4 chan. Are you browsing glumly through /r/ thinking...
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING GOOD THREADS?
Well, I can't blame you. As you can see in this screenshot, there are a total of ZERO good threads with significant numbers in the first two rows of /r/.
I could go on to show you there isn't SHIT on the 3rd, 4th, 5th rows and so on.
Oh, but wait, THIS RIGHT HERE could have been a killer fucking thread for you tonight. But it isn't now. Why?
Well, first of all, let's consider those superstar fucking shoppers out there who, truth be told, are 99.999999999999% of the hate I get here. They see they're in the process of getting passed up so they try to fuck with me.
But your awesome non-anon shoppers LOVE you, right? Surely they have jumped in to fill the void.
What???
Nothing??
Now what you have to ask yourself is this.
We OBVIOUSLY have some masterful shoppers around. They've been kind enough to pop in and share their "thoughts?' here with you.
Soooooo, if they're around.....why aren't they doing a fucking thread?
Oh yeah, it's because they actually DON'T give a shit about you anons. They don't give a shit about anything but themselves and their lulz.
So dig it 4chan. When you're sitting around jerking off to a caption thread because there's absolutely fucking nothing on here one of these nights...again....remember this little fucking rant.
>>13983378
I wasn't aware you shoppers were so autistic.
>>13983365
YES. thanks man. stjohnson4ch at gmail
>>13983378
you're on the path to self destruction Sir Real, keep going.
>>13983391
Got it. I'd go back and delete it now if I were you. Most of the folks are here but there are some real faggots that you can't trust so.....
>>13983395
Are you threatening me?
>>13983412
no, you're just dangerously retarded and will likely end up killing yourself during one of your sperg outs in a frenzied autism driven rage.
>>13983418
Are you guys like professional shoppers who do this for a living or just amateurs with delusions of grandeur?
>>13983259
Your email from me will come from a burner email with an @sigaint address so be aware of that. I've seen some emails route sigaint to spam so heads up on that too.
I'm not going to rush on your fakes. Since I'm doing them offline via email and not posting them here, that will free things quite a but. Instead of going for hours on end trying to take every request possible, I will take my time and enjoy doing projects for girls I really like. Like yours.
And don't worry about this crazy shit. It only makes me try harder....so you'll be the direct beneficiary.
>>13983348
Maybe don't post your PRACTICE on 4chan if you can't handle the criticism, you whiny bitch
>>13983378
You're right. We don't care about the anons. We don't care about anything but doing whatever we want to. We shop who we want and insult who we want. We toy with everyone on here and nothing and no one bothers us since we're not so self conscious about our skills.
You should try it, it's liberating. Or you could keep being the biggest bitch on /r/
>>13983440
Why don't you give me your location so I can make you say that to my face after I make your father suck my dick?
>>13983432
cheers man, take your time
>>13983459
Currently at my school in the Stapleton House at Vanderbilt University.
The two rules of shopping (since you obviously have no fucking clue):
1)Do whatever the fuck you want
2)Don't listen to a thing anyone else says
Your life will be a lot easier if you just hit the blunt some more and stopped caring so much
>>13983432
Can I email you a few to do if you have free time later?
>>13983489
I'm getting ready to hit the blunt right now actually. Thanks for the bit about having no fucking clue. I'd be upset by that but, one of these days, you will grasp how true that statement is about everyone...and what they know about anything. And, no, that's not a return shot at you. But it's fucking true. The people who act like they've got their shit together and/or know what they're talking about...they're bluffing. They'd never fucking admit it but it's true. Some of the sharper ones out of that crowd are reading this shit, smiling and thinking mhmmm.
But it's all good man. I don't blow my top here because I can't control myself.
I blow my fuse because, out of all these liberated fuckers who don't give a shit about anyone else, well....I care even less. I like the company, when it's good. Other times I really just wanna hire a master hacker off the deep web and start tracking down fuckers to saw their heads off with a rusty knife.
See, here on 4chan they like to fuck with people that might be suicidal......
But I was suicidal.
Here on 4chan they like to make fun of mental conditions and call people autists for lulz....
But I am bi-polar. Seriously bi-polar.
And most of all they like to make poke a scruffy dog with a stick. They don't stop to think that dog might be one poke away from eating someone's fucking face. No, shit like that only ever happens to someone else...some poor fuck on the nightly news, right? Well, maybe so. Or maybe not. But if it were me, just on the off chance that the most crazy/ranting/volatile/autistic motherfucker here by unanimous decision might just be THAT crazy. Just maybe...
>>13983495
I won't post my email on 4chan. Even my burner email.
Also, I won't have free time later. I'm either going to get off here and completely forget about all this OR go dark anon and start a covert reign of terror unprecedented in this or any forum. Either way, I won't be doing shops tonight.
>>13983541
Lol if you think you can find someone on the Dark Web to do your bidding for you, you obviously don't know much about the dark web. There's a higher chance of them ruining your life than there is of them helping you out. So good luck with that hahahah
>>13983541
Good thing because you the only thing you suck harder at than taking criticism is doing shoops. It's like you've never done either one before today. Absolute garbage work on both fronts OP!
Peace out you butthurt cunny!!
>mfw
>>13983626
Real talk, the last time my friend tried to get a hacker to do his bidding, the guy figured out his fantasy football info and dropped all of his best players lol. It's really a roll of the dice
>>13983513
what a cringe worthy autist holy fuck. How fucking triggered can you be you talentless 60 IQhack?
