You find a dog.
>>9895
whisper prophecies of the end times to the dog
>>9902
It doesn't seem to react. In fact, it looks a bit angry.
Jerk dog off
>>9914
give the dog ADHD medicine so that it will pay attention
>>9934
>>9920
Fuck, it's the cops.
>>9947
Ask if the cop wants a jerk
>>9947
rat out the dog to the cop for trying to sell you illegally imported condoms
>>9951
He respectfully declines. You get arrested.
Try to roll
You are now in JAIL.
>>10018
Leave jail
>>10018
Steal a prison guards keys while you jerk him off
>>10018
Noclip
>>10033
Suck dicks.
>>10018
Piss on the bars until they fall apart
>>10018
Find the biggest guy and punch him in the face
>>10018
Start singing songs that everyone hates.
Suck your jailmates dick, even if he says no