Your name is Johnny Poorfag, and all you want in life is money. You just spent your last 100 dollars on bus ride to StickTopia, the city of opportunity. What will you do when you get off?
>>98593
Gamble on some Russian roulette using your life.
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>98616
Assuming you don't roll a 1... you get 100 dollars from this venture and are a very happy man! It is getting cold out, and you have nowhere to sleep and nothing to eat.
(If you do roll a 1... sorry Johnny, but the thread is kapoot)
>>98658
Rolling in his place. :^)
>>98658
dice+4d1000
Depending on you dice roll, you decide to go and spend all of your money on the lotto. if you get above a 3500 you win the powerball.
>>108732
dice+4d1000
fucking hell if this doesnt work
Rolled 854, 301, 474, 163 = 1792 (4d1000)
>>108739
I gotchu senpai
>>98658
Go to the cheapest hotel you can find and rent a room.
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>>113007
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