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Your name is..was Thomas.
You were a simple man with a wife and family, and you were there when they died. You were laughing as you strangled your wife, you giggled as you placed your infant son into the oven and turned the knob all the way it would go.
You are crossed. Reborn into a Holocaust of a world gone mad. And now that your family has stopped being fun, it's time to find more fun.
You want to burn it all. Everything. Burn it away like your old life.
Your name was Thomas. You want to set off a nuke to blast all of this hellish world into kingdom come, and nothing will stop you
HUNGER:25/100
LUST:60/100
BLOODLUST: 25/100
HEALTH:100
You have no followers.
You are alone with your baby who has unfortunately stopped screaming.
What will you call yourself now that you are crossed?
First response names our "hero" and his first action. To retain control over yourself you must keep your HUNGER, LUST and BLOODLUST in check or you will become another mindless geek like the rest of them
You are in ARKANSAS and must make it to SOUTH DAKOTA to find and set off the nuke, the crescendo of your need to destroy. Act too smart and other CROSSED may turn on you. FOLLOWERS are other CROSSED that you keep in line and help you if you make your GOAL sound fun enough, but you must keep their appetites for fun SATED or they will turn on you.
It is DAY 0.
BEGIN.
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>96821
Tony McShagger
>Lukas Helge
Steal a car
>>96821
>dicktickler
Tickle dicks
>>96839
Need an action from you.
>>96895
Search for some deadly goodies like weapons.
>>96908
In Thomas's head words jangle, too complex to find meaning. But a few words ring out. MCSHAGGER.
You are MCSHAGGER, soon to be destroyer.
You leave your child in the oven, his skin is turning black from the heat and he is no longer fun to watch. You search your home in LITTLE ROCK to find weapons for the fun that will soon be had. It's hard to focus, the screaming outside seems like many other CROSSED are already having a great time. Your BLOODLUST increases.
You find these items:
A KNIFE
A SHOVEL
A NAILGUN (ammo:60)
YOUR BABY
Which would you like to use as a weapon?
HUNGER: 25/100
LUST: 60/100
BLOODLUST: 40/100
HEALTH:100
Next post decides weapon and action.
>>96996
>A KNIFE
Time to have fun with the other CROSSED.
>>97021
You firmly grip your knife and walk out into the world.
It is red with chaos. Many other CROSSED are out, a small school bus across the street rings with the screams of children and laughter
A POLICE OFFICER is down the street firing wildly into a crowd of CROSSED dressed as NUNS. He does not look like he will last long
more CROSSED are hanging a family by their entrails and laughing as they scream.
Your BLOODLUST increases
Your LUST increases
Your HUNGER increases
All the FUN out here is already in motion, you can join a group or find your own FUN. Joining a group will be less satisfying
You are beginning to lose control, if you do not vent off your frustrations you will lose sight of your GOAL.
HUNGER: 40/100
LUST: 50/100
BLOODLUST: 75/100
HEALTH:100
Next post decides action
>>97088
Take out the COP then to the school bus! Kids are always fun.
>>97145
You begin to make your way towards the COP, but you notice that he has been overtaken by the NUNS. They are slicing him open and shoving papers from the Bible down his throat
BLOODLUST increases
Quickly you go to your plan b and run across the street. Other CROSSED are trying to get into the bus. A group of a dozen CHILDREN are huddled and crying in their seats, the BUS DRIVER is trying to hold the door closed as five CROSSED try to push their way in. The one closest to the door is laughing as he is getting crushed against the glass by the others
>Kids FUCK bus FUCK FUCK FUCK
Mcshagger walks up to the bus.
You can try to break the glass to a window or force your way in through the back.
Or you can climb on top to enter through there. You do not have long before the other CROSSED enter the bus and STEAL ALL YOUR FUN.
>>97214
Quickly climb though on top and drive it! We're taking it!
>>97250
You climb to the top of the bus. Other CROSSEE see you and follow suit. After a few moments of frantic pulling you and two other CROSSED open the escape hatch to a cacophony of screams. You land on the dus driver as he gawks at you and shove your knife down his throat. You relish in the look of horror in his eyes as he chokes on your blade
BLOODLUST decreases.
The other CROSSED have entered the bus. You can either stop them from having fun with the children so you can, KILL them and keep all the children for yourself, JOIN them, or just start driving the bus as they turn the children into paste
HUNGER:40
LUST:50
BLOODLUST: 60
HEALTH:100
>>97373
Grab a kid and throw it at them. While they're distracted, kill them then drive off with the bus. We SELFISH now.
>>97455
Roll 1d20
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>97516
>>97557
One of the reasons why I hate 1d20. I mostly get low numbers. ;_;
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>97516
You grab a little girl to throw her at the other CROSSED but they are already doing the unspeakable to the other children, the bus door then opens and other CROSSED enter the bus
You join them and you all turn the bus red. The screams of the children soon get replaced with laughter and wet sopping sounds.
BLOODLUST, LUST, HUNGER decreases
You now have a very dirty bus, and two CROSSED that came in with you stay behind as FOLLOWERS after seeing your performance.
They stare at you with excited expressions
>Smarty fun! Fuck with smarty
>Shitfucktits kids kids kids!!
They have fashioned the remains of the children into clothing, they look like they have had a lot of fun and want you to lead them to more
What are their names?
HUNGER:0
LUST:50
BLOODLUST:50
HEALTH:100
Do names matter to u anymore ?
Let's call them "Ripper" and "Cruncher"
RIPPER and CRUSHER are what you call your new compatriots.
You start driving the bus, the world is CHAOS around you. People are getting torn apart and the masses of CROSSED outnumber the bleating humans now. Bodies hang from sign posts and red runs in the gutters. Your start driving towards your goal. You need to get out of LITTLE ROCK
you can take the HIGHWAY, more people will be there but more CROSSED as well
You can take the SIDE ROADS, but you will find less fun
Or you could go OFF ROAD. which you are unsure what will happen in that scenario, or if your BUS is even an appropriate vehicle for such an action.
>>97858
No time to go in the field, let's go on the HIGHWAY and see how much blood and flesh we can splash on this bus !
>>97858
>HIGHWAY
>>97905
>>97922
The HIGHWAY seems like it will be fun. You take the first exit you see onto the freeway, a grin crosses your face as you see a woman running naked through the street. The bus shudders as you drive over her
BLOODLUST decreases
The highway is a mess. You start plowing the bus through cars and laughing as both people and CROSSED get caught under your vehicle. Soon the bus comes to a halt and catches on fire. You, RIPPER, and CRUSHER exit. The way ahead is clogged with cars. RIPPER looks to you
>FUNFUNFUN!! Look kill find fun
CRUSHER seems moved by RIPPER'S words
A large group of CROSSED are ahead of you. Pulling a bifabricated man accross the highway and finding inventive new ways to penetrate him.
A FAMILY of four are near you locked in their car, no other CROSSED has noticed them yet
You can keep going on foot towards your GOAL or blow off a little steam. Your FOLLOWERS are still satiated from the Carnage on the school bus.
>>98115
>blow off a little steam
The car alarm might get triggered.
>>98115
We might have a long way to go without carnage, let's not miss a occasion !
We maybe can heat the knife in the fire a draw on the kid with it, letting the rest of the family to R and C ?
>>98145
Seconded
>>98145
No identifiable action here
>>98156
You decide that there is always time for FUN. You stick your knife deep into the flames of the school bus and point at the family.
>Keep old ones for later. Kid NOW!
RIPPER and CRUSHER squeal with glee and run towards the car. CRUSHER loses HEALTH smashing the drivers side window in. The family SCREAMS and the group of CROSSED ahead of you take notice. You run to the car and see that RIPPER has disobeyed your orders. He is raping the wife while CRUSHER uses her entrails to tie up the father. The CHILD in the back seat is maybe 3 or 4 and is trapped in his car seat screaming.
You could STEAL THE CAR before the other CROSSED come, but there is no room to maneuver so the car won't last long.
You could go ahead and have FUN but others will join soon.
RIPPER isn't following your orders, and that could be a problem later on if you don't KEEP HIM IN LINE
>>98292
Slap RIPPER for disobeying orders, tell CRUSHER to choke the guy already and toss the kid out and have FUN.
>>98292
Order ripper to hold the kid while you play with it to punish him. Only holding it without doing anything will be a little bit frustrating but it's not too harsh.
If the other want to join let them, maybe some will see the leader inside !
>>96821
[x] Rape a dolphin baby while yelling CHECKMATE CHRISTFAGS
>>98341
>MY MEAT
You yell as you slap RIPPER, he laughs as teeth fly out of his mouth. The MOTHER has turned and is giggling watching CRUSHER strangle her HUSBAND
Bloodlust increase
You go into the back seat and start burning the child with your knife as other CROSSED swarm the vehicle. They start cramming themselves in trying to join the fun. They take the child before you can have a lot of fun
BLOODLUST decreases
A group of 6 CROSSED are around the car playing with the bodies of the family. RIPPER and CRUSHER wait for orders.
This is a good opportunity to recruit more followers to clear the HIGHWAY
Or you can move on towards your goal
Or look for supplies
HUNGER:5
LUST: 55
BLOODLUST:45
HEALTH:100
Your knife is no longer hot.
Responses for recruiting need a 1d20 roll
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>98652
Gather as many as you can and go... staying at the same place is BORING
>>98652
Look for supplies. Those Crossies do not like sharing with us. *Hmph*
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>98652
Punch them for dominance
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>98652
Grab the nearest one and tell them FUN AHEAD
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>98652
ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS
WAAAAAAGH
>>98962
what a shitty roll lol
>>98962
We need to turn our band into orks. Paint everything red.
>>99026
Git a muv on gits!
Red ones go fasta
>>99088
We'll be fine
https://youtu.be/N_ZgyNoHtjw?t=1m8s
>>99162
We're going off topic here... but paint eveyone in green and the vehicle in red seems a good idear !
Still, i can clearly see where to find the red "pigment" but green is not a easy color to find in liquid form !
>>98714
None of the CROSSED pay any mind to you as you yell at them. They are too enthused with the Carnage they have created
RIPPER laughs at your futile attempt to get their attention
The three of you start walking down the highway, looking for a new vehicle. Most of the cars are burning, being ravaged by CROSSED or unmoveable. Three options become apparent
A SEMI running Bobtail, you are unsure if anyone is it it.
A SEDAN located at the side of the road, a single CROSSED is painting the car green for some unknown reason and giggling
>heHahe greenfuck
Further up the road a MILITARY CHECKPOINT is fighting off a group of twenty CROSSED. They have a TANK that you could acquire with some wit. CRUSHER and RIPPER both like the tank idea.
>>99364
Hijack the SEMI and plow it through the front of the MILITARY CHECKPOINT.
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>99421
Rolling
>>99461
NAT 20 ORKS ORKS ORKS
>>99461
Beauty
>>99364
Is there enough paint to get all the Gits?!
>>99381
>hhehe..Plowfuck the military!!
CRUSHER and RIPPER both squeal in delight as the three of you run towards the SEMI and break in through the door, it's unlocked. Inside a single CROSSED is in the back using a decapitated head to maturbate, he pays you no mind.
LUST increases
You turn on the vehicle and grin again, the cross on your face mirrors your smile.
>Hood ornament..
CRUSHER takes the other CROSSED and ties him to the front of the SEMI. He goes willingly after you point to the MILITARY CHECKPOINT
You start the car and begin crashing through traffic. Finally you break through it all and the CHECKPOINT starts firing at your vehicle
>HERE WE COME YOU COMMIE ASSHOLES. IM GOING TO SHOVE YOUR GUNS UP YOUR ASS WHILE YOU CHOKE ON MY COCK
RIPPER and CRUSHER approve
You crash through the gate and the other CROSSED the military were fighting barge in after you. Some of the MILITARY become infected when the CROSSED on your hood explodes on contact with the gate. The CHECKPOINT explodes into roaring chaos
BLOODLUST significantly decreases
You can go for the tank, but there might be a lot of fun to be had here, provided you don't get shot.
HUNGER:5
LUST:55
BLOODLUST:10
HEALTH: 100
>>99668
on a side note, OP you dont like crossed Orks against the world?
>>99668
Rally the MILITARY CROSSED and have FUN.
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>99668
Rolling d20 to get a assault rifle in each hand, lay down suppressive fire and command new crossed to blitz the hell out of remaining
>>99743
RAMBORK our lord and savior !
Hahaahahaha! Fun! Peel the flesh! Salt the wound!
We need to >>99743 and turn bullet holes into fuckholes!
>>99716
I'm not against it, you just haven't been the first to respond.
I'll pretty much let anything go in this thread if you get the first post and roll well
>>99728
>>99743
You jump out of the TRUCK quickly followed by your compatriots. You immediately stumble and grab two assault weapons and get on top of your truck
>MCSHAGGER WILL PULL YOUR EYEBALLS OUT AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR DICK. MCSHAGGER WILL BURN YOUR ASSHOLES WITH A RED HOT POKER. MCSHAGGER WILL BURNBURNBURN
The CROSSED in the area all scream and laugh and fuck to your words as you indiscriminately pepper the crowd with bullets. It's a lot of FUN
BLOODLUST decreases
LUST increases
Soon the crowd dies down as all the military men finally die or cross. Suddenly many of the crowd who aren't fucking something look to you
>shagger
>MCSHAGGER FUCK
>he brings the FUN FUNFUNFUN
>What next?
You now have a group of 23 FOLLOWERS including CRUSHER and RIPPER
5 are military
The rest are civilians.
You now have a responsibility to keep them ENTERTAINED or they may TURN ON YOU
The Tank is now easily accessible, there are also supplies around. The ROAD ahead is clear. Your GOAL is the main priority.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>99914
We need to put on an Army helmet and climb the fuck in that tank!
Shaggin' Wagon!!!
>>99914
Fuck some soldiers.
Rolled 4 (1d20)
>>99914
Have hardcore orgy!!!!!! RAPE THE DYING NECRO THE DEAD
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>99957
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>99989
>>99937
>TANK
CRUSHER yells
You slap him accross the face
>NO! Shaggin' Wagon!!
CRUSHER smiles and follows you to the tank
>WHO CAN DRIVE THIS FUCK?
A CROSSED soldier walks up to you and salutes with the stump that was his hand. You in turn take his helmet.
>NORTH. TO BURN. CONE WITH MCSHAGGER. SEE THE WORLD BURN YOU FAGGOTS
the crowd roars as the tank comes to life.
A week later you are in MISSOURI. You've managed to keep the TANK gassed up but it's been hard to find any good FUN. Your FOLLOWERS are getting restless
To the NORTH you have seen smoke.
To the WEST you definently heard gunshot fire
To the EAST there is a small town. Which could have some FUN in it
Or you could SACRIFICE one of your FOLLOWERS to keep the group happy, but it's not as much FUN as killing people
>>100082
>EAST
>>100082
Go to the small town, tell the boys we will get our fun soon.
>>100082
Can we get a check of inventory? and i know were all fucked up and crazy, but can we get a health check for the unit?
Besides, CRAZY DOCTOR WORK IS FUN AND FUN TO WATCH SCARS ARE FUN
>>100106
YEAH ! Let's see if we can attach weapon to flesh to be more badass ! and bolt armor to our skin and bones ! And put a crochet on the handless soldier
>>100088
>>100091
You head EAST to the small town. Certainly some people are still there. A short drive later and your group is caterwauling in the streets. Desperately trying to lure out anyone hiding. It looks like hell blew through here a week ago and left the town looking like a gaping asshole. A part of you thinks the town may have been already picked clean by the CROSSED.
Then you notice it. A shimmer inside one of the buildings. It's a WAREHOUSE. Before you can say anything you see a MUZZLE FLASH and one of your FOLLOWERS is shot in the chest.
>SOMEBODY COME FUCK MY HEART I LOVE YOU
You and your compatriots smile and rush the warehouse.
>FUCK THE WAREHOUSE OPEN YOU PIG SHITS
you could storm the warehouse
Or you could shoot the warehouse doors open with your tank
Or maybe find a more inventive way to lure out this sniper
>>100106
You have
A KNIFE
TWO SEMI AUTOMATIC PISTOLS
A MILITARY HELMET
Every other opportunity to grab supplies has been passed up, you've been surviving off man meat and drinking each other's piss.
The FOLLOWERS health is inconsequential unless they are a named party. And both RIPPER and CRUSHER are at 100 hp
>>100186
We have no hostage.
Let's tank the shit out of this asshole !
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>100186
Put the tank on auto and aim it at the warehouse.
Rolled 6 (1d20)
>>100186
"GUNNER FUCK THE GREEN HOUSE BLOUSE"
(shoot the warehouse with tank, moving forward as the gang overcomes the smoldering ruins)
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>100210
Forgot the holy roll
Rolled 6 (1d20)
>>100186
Storm the warehouse, what can one sniper do against us?
Also, when we get him try to turn him, his sharpshooting skills could prove useful.
>>100218
godbless you
>>100224
We would need to FUCK him. If we do catch him, who would do the HONOR?
>>100231
Not necessarily, we could just force him to drink piss, or bite him, or smear some blood in his eyes.
>>100224
Sharpshooting's not fun... too far away, body's cold when you fuck it.
Can't even taste blood
>>100240
But FUCK-ing is more FUN. Besides, it's not gay if you're CRAZY.
>>100259
Sharpshooting could be used to tactically spread chaos and disorder.
Smear the bullets in corporal fluids and those who are hit with them should turn, which should cause enough mayhem to allow us to overcome any enemy.
>>100272
Sound complicated, i don't really like complicated. But it sound fun, with chaos and disorder.
I don't know how to feel about that.
I'll trust you for now. Caus' you're fun
>>100210
>>100215
>GUNNER FUCK THIS GREEN HOUSE BLOUSE!!
The gunner opens fire and takes out the door to the warehouse. The sniper starts firing wildly as your group descends on the WAREHOUSE
three CROSSED are downed before they start running in
>FUN INSIDE. SCREAMS. I SMELL GIRL CUNT
a blessing appears. A group runs out of the back of the warehouse, three men and a woman. The SNIPER is still in the WAREHOUEE and your FOLLOWERS haven't noticed the smaller group. You could catch them yourselves and have a lot of fun. But they could get away. Your FOLLOWERS could get them but you don't have enough CONTROL over your group to stop them from having all the FUN before you get there
HUNGER: 25
LUST: 45
BLOODLUST: 45
CONTROL: 15
NEW STAT: CONTROL. the higher this is the more complex orders you can give your FOLLOWERS and ups their likelihood to LISTEN
>>100322
Let your group have them while you take out the snippy man.
>>100322
Have ourselves and our original followers, if they're still here, go after them.
>>100322
Go and attack them with the original followers, rape the girl to satiate our lust.
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>100346
I guess I'll roll as well.
>>100346
>LOOK YOU SHITS. RUNNERS! FRESH HOLES FOR YOUR POLES. GO HAVE FUN BOYS
you grab CRUSHER before they run off. The SNIPER continues to fire at the group while you two exit the tank and sneak up to the WAREHOUSE. 2 more followers are shot and incapacitated.
You enter the WAREHOUSE with CRUSHER and tell him to shut the fuck up while you two climb the stares to where you saw the MUZZLE FLASH
outside you hear screams
>Oh God Tyler No!! Run!! Don't die with meeeaaahhhhhhhgggg
>I WILL USE YOUR ASSHOLE AS A COCKRING WHILE I FUCK THE NEXT SLUT
You hear RIPPER scream. The FOLLOWERS roar in approval as you hear more screams
LUST, BLOODLUST increase
You find a the MANAGERS OFFICE where you hear gunshots coming from and tell CRUSHER open the door. He smashes into it and the door folds like paper under his robust frame.
You see the SNIPER. It is a woman and she is fumbling with her gun trying to aim it at CRUSHER. he TACKLES her in moments
>Fresh fuck mcshagger!! Fresh meat and TITS
She isn't screaming. She stares with you like a snake staring at a meal. There is hatred in her eyes as she gleams at your huge smile.
You could turn her, or you and CRUSHER could have all the FUN between yourselves.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>100348
I'll roll and see if I can't save this shitshow.
>>100396
Have some FUN.
>>100401
Have FUN and take the sniper rifle
>>100396
Have semi-rough FUN to turn her.
>>100396
Have fun, but don't cause any actual physical damage to her, to ensure her crossing is as smooth as possible.
>>100396
Lick knife, stab. We fast now. Take rifle. Don't be a douche.
>>100401
She acts kike she isn't scared, but you know a good dose of PAIN will change that quickly. You pull out you knife and start peeling off her skin starting with her toes. You and CRUSHER develop a close bond as you both slowly, tortuously turn this woman into a red bundle of firing nerve cells and bones. Her screaming attracts your FOLLOWERS who take the remains and paint themselves with it.
>MCSHAGGER FUCKED THIS GIRL DEAD. MCSHAGGER GIVES THE FUN
you scream at the crew. They approve.
You take the SNIPER RIFLE
Your FOLLOWERS are 19 in number, one of the women who ran from the WAREHOUSE was turned and is blowing every male CROSSED and saving the semen for reasons you don't give a shit about.
The WAREHOUSE is empty now save for you and your FOLLOWERS.
You could go WEST towards the smoke or NORTH towards your goal.
Your FOLLOWERS are feeling satisfied. But RIPPER has a small group of 5 that like to hover out with him ever since he lead the charge against the RUNNERS.
>>100508
>NORTH towards your goal.
FUCK RIPPER in the ass to show that you're SMARTY LEADER or have RIPPER do it.
>>100508
Keep an eye on Ripper and his group, beat him up and show who's boss if he ever questions our authority, as small as the slight is.
Go to the West.
>>100508
>one of the women who ran from the WAREHOUSE was turned and is blowing every male CROSSED and saving the semen for reasons you don't give a shit about.
This gave me a giggle.
TO THE NORTH.
>>100519
>start the tank pigfuck
You tell the military CROSSED and he jumps in
>MCSHAGGER IS SMARTY
you yell to RIPPER
RIPPER giggles
>Smarties are pussies
You take our your knife and hook it into RIPPER's shoulder blade and drag him onto the tank as he laughs
>MCSHAGGER IS A PUSSY
You dig the knife deeper into his back and penetrate him.
>Your MY cocksleave and this is MY show RIPPER. I WILL BURN ALL THESE FUCKS
The tank starts driving north. You fuck RIPPER for ten miles before he passes out.
LUST decreases.
A day later and halfway through Mississippi you notice something strange -relatively speaking-
The HIGHWAY has been lined with human spines. Set up like a fence.
A sign painted built out of bones and stretched people skin hangs over the road
"FUCK OFF"
should you stay on the road and go straight into this? Another SMARTY CROSSED may view you as a threat, or just kill you for fun.
You could take the SIDE ROADS.
there is still smoke to the WEST
>>100582
Go to the West.
>>100582
Go West. We'll come back when we have moar FOLLWERS.
Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>100603
GATHER THE BOYS
ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS
>>100613
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>100615
Sure hope we can find a Firetruck, so we can get a Firetruck axe and Heavy fire coat
>>100599
That SMOKE to the west may be more CROSSED or it may be more FUN. Either way you feel like you need to get some more numbers on your side before you head through whatever lays beyond the spine fences. You point to the smoke and your crew exits the freeway.
There are miles of FIELDS between you and the smoke, you can't see anything worth fucking for miles. But that smoke is whispering promises to you. It's telling you there's fire. God you love fire. You wish you could fuck fire. Turn it inside out and find all its burning holes.
But you feel pretty good burning others instead.
You see a barbed wire fence and then you see what's behind the fence
REDNECKS.
they are well armed, but it looks like a whole bunch of people are living in the encampment. You see the bodies of other CROSSED nearby, it doesn't look like they've faced any groups larger than a dozen, and none of them had tanks.
The fence has a generator hooked up too it and looks electrified. The REDNECKS haven't seen you yet but they will very quickly. Your FOLLOWERS are at your command.
HUNGER: 25
LUST: 50
BLOODLUST: 55
CONTROL:30
>>100734
>we aren't as cool as Smokey
>>100743
If we have a shell in the tank then shoot at the generator.
>>100743
Load the tank, Shoot at the encampment, have Ripper's rippers go take out the generator, while everyone else creates a fire line on the other side of the encampment in the woods
Rolled 6 (1d20)
>>100743
Use the SNIPER RIFLE to take out the generator
Run over fence with TANK and fire cannon at most heavily armed REDNECKS
then unleash FOLLOWERS
>>100768
Rolling
Rolled 9 (1d20)
>>100791
>>100759
>>100765
You have 4 shells left.
You yell down into the tank
>FUCK THAT GENERATOR WITH THE SHAG WAGON
the soldier salutes and fires. The REDNECKS all jump when the generator explodes
The air becomes alive with laughter and menace as the group runs towards the encampment.
>MCSHAGGER SAYS GO TURN THOSE REDNECKS INTO FUCKSTICKS
it is glorious. The REDNECKS take out 5 of your FOLLOWERS before the tank makes quick work of the fence. Soon your FOLLOWERS are gathering up the ones that are scared and hate fucking the ones that fought back. Soon the ground is muddy with blood and you are smiling as the encampment burns. Then an insidiously entertaining idea crosses your addled brain.
>GET ME THE REDNECK FUCKS. GET ME ROPE.
CRUSHER and the soldiers bring over about 15 survivors. Mostly women who looked strung out on meth.
>shaggin' wagon needs new treads
They tie the survivors onto the tread of the TANK. They scream and plea for their lives to the laughter of madness. Soon you get carried away and start decorating your tank with the remains of the other REDNECKS. Their heads line the fuselage and their skin has been stretched across the metal.
>MCSHAGGER'S SHAGGIN' WAGON
has been written on the skin by cutting it.
To you it's art, to your FOLLOWERS it's a symbol of all the FUN you bring
CONTROL increases.
You have yet to move the tank so the survivors are still screaming on the treads like wonderful music.
You gained 10 REDNECK CROSSED who are all armed, except for the one with no arms.
The girl is still collecting semen. You decide to call her SALLY FUCKFACE.
HUNGER: 25
LUST:45
BLOODLUST:10
CONTROL:45
>>100822
Use Crossed with no arms as Personal Horse
>>100822
THE SHAG WAGON HAS BECOME THE CHAOS WAGON
>>100822
Ask Sally why she collecting semen? Maybe give her some?
>>100862
Seconded
Sorry guys I have to go to bed. I'll be able to post again in about ten hours. Thanks for participating in the madness
>>100955
Thanks for running and goodnight
>>100955
Thanks for running mang.
>>100862
THIS THIS THIS
>>100862
Who gives a fuck about sally fuckface and her semen. Just fuck her, and then continue north
I'm back. Next post is the official action. For reference sake our stats are at
HUNGER: 25
LUST:45
BLOODLUST:10
CONTROL:45
MCSHAGGER just led the FOLLOWERS to a group of REDNECKS. The SHAGGIN' WAGON is now decked out with screaming folks and skin. You can go north towards your goal, but a potential SMARTY CROSSED may be ahead. Or you can explore the burning heap of necro-rape that was once this CAMP for supplies.
>>96821
Dice+2d6
>jerk off
Can we put rocks into someones pussy. That would be great thanks.
>>109859
You are so taken aback by the beauty of the SHAGGIN' WAGON that you begin to masturbate. Your FOLLOWERS follow suite and soon everyone is masturbating around the tank as the few REDNECKS that remain moan in terror at the site. Soon everyone begins ejaculating onto the tank. Covering it in a glaze.
SALLY FUCKFACE desperately tries to collect the semen. She has been using Mason jars that she keeps in her backpack to collect it.
LUST collectively lowers.
>>109897
Drive drive murder fuck
>>109897
Loot SUPPLIES, survey FOLLOWERS for LOYAL SECOND COMMAND FUCK
Use semen to coat weapons and bullets, so others can get infected faster
>>110704
This
>>118715
Truer words were never spoken Mr edge hog
>>118715
Well yeah, it's Crossed.
>>125583
Every time I look into Crossed to try and understand it, it just comes off to me as the most fedora-tippin edgelord shit ever.
