You, an oppressed landwhale, must embark on a fantastic mystical quest to gain -1000 privilege points so that you can win the oppression Olympics, an event that only happens every 5349 years! Currently, you're sitting at your computer after having posted an amazingly funny post on Tumblr. What will you do next? 0, 8 and 5 decide
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>Privilege Points: 0
>>94187
Write slash fiction of your favorite Afrofuturist comics.
>>94187
Undergo treatment to turn yourself black.
>>94187
make up a fake gender
>>94187
blame 4chan for something
>>94187
Stop making shit low-effort threads all about the same thing.
Who the fuck even uses last posts to determine actions?
>>94187
Fear that my body may be going into starvation mode after not having eaten in 15 minutes, so I waddle to the local McDonalds
masturbate with some cheese
Fabricate a tremendous volume of sexist hate mail and attach it to some kind of Kickstarter.
>>96648
sorry m8,.
Ill draw the get tomorrow
>>96959
I look forward to it
>>94187
slit wrists
>>94187
WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL