Big guy quest
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While doing revolutionary nuclear work in eastern Europe, you are kidnapped and brought in a car with several hooded men, to an airplane. A man stands, thumbs in his belt, flanked by US military men.
Do I get to bring friends?
Scream Allah huakbar
>>8386
You don't get to bring friends
Tell them nothing. nothing!
>>8504
You tell them nothing. A big guy insists he wanted to know what you told CIA.
>>8516
Counter-interrogate him over just who he is big guy for.
>>8543
The big guy asks why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
Fuck it this is boring. Who's idea was this fucking board?
>>8551
If you throw them out of a plane, they will die of a heart attack mid-fall. If you shoot them first, they will experience severe pain before their relatively pleasant heart attack.
I mean, I assume bullet wounds are more painful than heart attacks. I've never experienced either.
>>8558
>Comes to a thread to make meme-thread
>Jeez this board is boring
Someone get this hothead out of here!
>>8551
CIA is please that the big guy can talk at least. A military man stands near you.
I'M IN CHARGE HERE NOW WHERE IS BANE
>>9055
>4u
NO ANON, YOU ARE THE BANE.
>>9055
>4u FbWYnf
You're a big guy
>>9055
You attempt to locate the big guy.
Roll a 1d20 for me.
>>11126
You pull the hood off the large man. A masked man sits before you, calm, large, but not yet in charge.
>>11619
If I pull off the mask, will he die?
>>12673
He responds "no, I'd probably be fine, after all this is actually the Nu52 universe and not the Nolan films."
You have no idea what he's talking about.
