Practical Problems
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You are standing in your bed room. Your wife has gone to work, and your kids have gone to school. Your wife has asked you to mow the lawn before she returns home from work.
But who are you?
>3 accessories are allowed
>You might as well give him a name while you are at it...
>0, 1, 2, and 3 decide
>Re rolling is allowed if you like an idea.
>>82745
He wears this type of hat
>>82762
Success!
>2 Accessories remaining.
Sick ass capalet
>>82779
hands,
one longer than another (reach the knee)
>>82779
his name is Adolf
>>82816
but renamed to Rudolf, not following the wish of /b/tard ex-father
>>82833
Your name is now Rudolf
a codpiece
>>82856
Polish your shiny red nose
he has a gps
He has some kick ass sneakers.
he has two state of the art prosthetic arm
He has leg-length boots
>>82900
Bam! Robotic!
>1 more accessory
>>82919
>>82919
get another one!!!!
>>82919
A tartan scarf.
>>82919
A fake mustache similar to that of a Vilan from the 50s
>>82940
Double Bam!
This is Rudolf! This is you.
>>82965
Time to move the lawn
>>82965
Your name is Rudolf. You are in your bedroom. What do you do?
>>82984
fap
>>82984
admire portrait of wife
>>82984
Summon fire elemental
>>82999
>>83003
>>83008
We need to mow the lawn, thenw e can do all of those things
If we mow the lawn, the satisfaction of doing so will allow us to fap.
If we mow the lawn, when our wife gets home we can admire her actual face instead of the picture.
If we mow the lawn, we can dry the shavings as fuel for a fire elemental conjuring ritual
IT'S WIN WIN WIN
>>83003
Ahhh... What a lovely painting. You are so glad you had it done. It was painted in the early 2000's and was one of your wisest purchases. Sometime, when she is at work, you like to sit there and stare at it.
>>83056
Show us a simple map of the house, to help us (and rudolf) navigate.
>>83073
...I have a feeling we are going to regret this typo
>>83056
Go out for a nice walk
>>83088
oh shit
>>83073
use the strength of prosthetic to pick up your lawn and throw it away
the wife would be so mad
>>83073
Move the lawn??? What a ridiculous idea? Even with your muscle arms, it would be impossible!
>>83142
Use magic to animate it and tell it to move you fool!
>>83161
What?! This is so stupid? What does this even mean?!?
>>83174
Go in the kitchen and make a sandwich
Set the painting on fire
find your favorite death grips album on vinyl
>>83174
Fine, mow the lawn instead.
Introduce your pet dog
