Oh shit nigger, you're on an adventure in some generic post appocalyptic wasteland.
Pick your faction
>>81463
RAIDERS
>>81464
SECRET BOX
>>81464
Ya sure m8
>>81465
I DON'T SEE A SECRET BOX
>>81466
SECRET
BOX
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>81466yes I sure
>>81469
What secret box
>>81466
I choose secret box
>>81472
THE ONE NEXT TO NECROBOTS
NOW
>>81472
the one in the lower left, that box lock in
>>81472
Neutral raider lock in
>>81480
I was a few seconds too late, though
>>81479
>Neutral raider
That's not a fucking thing
>>81479
Well, raiders are already neutral, in their own raiding way. Neutral in a sense that they want to kill and loot everyone else.
Anyway, choose your class.
Note: Can still cancel and choose another faction to get other classes
>>81485
Gunner
>>81483
>chaotic raider
>neutral raider
>lawful raider
It may not be a thing, but it should be
>>81485
MYSTERY BOX
>>81485
oh well raider it is
PYROMANIAC, BURN EVERYTHING
I'm glad /qst/ was created, we have less risk of shitposters
>>81485
I choose Orc land pirate
>>81485
CANCEL THAT SHIT
MYSTERY BOX FOR FACTION SCREEN PLEASE
>>81493
FUCK YOU
>>81488
Ah yes, the gunner, slightly more armored than the other raiders and more adept in...guns.
Ya sure m8?
>>81496
YOU'RE THE KIND OF ANON THAT WOULD CHOOSE IMMORTALITY OVER THE MYSTERY BOX IN A CYOA
>>81498
YES
>>81498
mystery box in the left corner lock in
>>81498
CANCEL, PALADIMS
>>81498
Mystery box lock on
>>81498
MYSTERY
BOX
>>81498
NO
CHOOSE THE MYSTERY BOX IN THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER
DON'T YOU MOVE IT
>>81499
I SURE FUCKING AM
>>81498
Sounds great, gotta have the range offered by guns.
>>81504
Calm down geez
>>81510
Gunner still besto
>>81510
Slasher lock in
>>81510
Raider Prostitute. (Male)
>>81510
Go back and pick the other mystery box
>>81510
HEAVY GUNNER
LOCK IN
GUN THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING
>>81510
HEAVY GUNNER
>>81510
orc brute
>>81510
HEAVY GUNNER LOCK IN
>>81523
yes
>>81523
If you dont say it he wont select it
>>81518
Ah yes, you're the heavy gunner. Basically the gunner, but with more guns. And more armor. And moves slower. So probably not that alike.
Anyway, what's your name?
Default name: Fagit
>>81527
Immediately kill yourself and then go back to class selection
>>81527
Dennis the penis
>>81527
Guns McShootGunShootShootShooty
>>81527
Otto
>>81527
MISTER BLISTER
>>81527
keep default name, we going full canon on this thing lock in
>>81527
Lord Spaghetti
>>81529
Ya sure m8
>>81527
Mystery box....of guns
>>81535
Donte
lock in
>>81535
Yes
holy shit that drawing thing works
>>81535
Yes
>>81539
Strange choice
>>81542
no I meant the first one, goddamn
>>81542
Change name to Craig McHale
Lock in
>>81544
LOCK IN
>>81542
Confirm that name
Friends call you Yes Holyshit
>>81542
>inb4 no I meant the first one, goddamn is our name
>>81542
Name: The Gunner Menace.
He isnt that feared. Hes kinda a pussy
>>81549
Another strange choice
Hey OP m8 you say we're in some post-apoc shit, but apparently you didn't mention the obligatory "also you're an animu lil grill".
>>81553
Dennis The Penis
Lock in
>>81553
Lock in
>>81553
Donte
LOCK IN
>>81553
Craig
lock in
>>81553
Shota
LOCK IN
>>81553
CONFIRM.
Our friends call us Guess Don't Squat
>>81555
whoa mama
trips, I'm on a roll here, I guess I should lay low for other people
>>81555
whoa mama trips
>>81557
well dubs and trips meant more back in V
>>81564
I know, I thought my first post didn't post or something
because my internet connection is a bit shit
>>81565
>back when Tiberius conquered Germania Inferior.
Yeah man.
>>81568
Captcha ate my image
>>81568
remove your helmet to show off your penis head
>>81568
Talk to merchant, find if you can have a good deal for an array of inexpensive disks.
>>81572
Pick toes with toe knife
>>81572
Gun it
>>81572
check inventory
>>81572
Find some people to raid with our machine gun dildo
>>81578
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" yelled the other raiders as you blast everything in sight, including them
>>81585
chill out it's a nerf gun
>>81585
You're a traitor! Rebellion!
>>81585
after you empty your nerf gun declare that they are not rerady for an enemy incursion and take them to a raiding tour
>>81589
Indeed you are. It's a fact that the other raiders repeatedly shout at you. Before you shot them to bits.
>>81594
sorry what?
>>81594
now lets go tell the caravan what we did
after we finish blasting
>>81594
Loot everything
>>81594
loot everything
everything in the camp is yours now
>>81594
Take all of their guns and sell the broken ones to the merchants when they arrive.
>>81594
Well then, We raid the raiders!
Kill them Burn their houses and rape their women!
>>81603
if there is no women, we rape the most feminine man, beggars cant be chosers
I propose that we look into using dice rolls for future adventures. The post number isn't nearly as erratic as it was back on /v/. If somebody rolls a 7, the next post is almost guaranteed to be an 8. If somebody rolls an 8, the next post is almost guaranteed to be a 9.
Just something to think about
>>81608
I can agree to this.
>>81599
And so you loot everything. You've just raided the raiders, truly you are the pinacle of raiding raiders.
You got:
- 5 slasher masks
- 10 destroyed slasher masks
- 10 gunner helms
- 10 destroyed gunner helms
- 60 scrap metal
- 50 rags and various bits of cloths
- 1 stack of cash
- 100 stacks of shot apart cash
>>81608
That would be way better
at least on /v/ the board was fast
>>81611
A bird shits on your head. It soothes you.
>>81611
Level up like 10 times
>>81611
ambush the merchant convoy next
>>81611
Upgrade everything using the loot you got
>>81608
Following up on this, it's important to note that this system can now be cheesed. Just wait until somebody rolls an 8 or a 7 within 50 seconds and then hit submit. You have a good chance of 1-upping somebody that way.
>>81619
Upgrading...
And you know, this guy >>81608 has a point.
So let's test this out. For an action to be chosen, roll a 1d10 dice. The post with the highest dice in a minute since the first reply will get picked. If two posts have the same highest rolls then the first one wins
upgrade weapons
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>81623
BECOME SUPER HEAVY GUNNER
>>81623
how did it go again?
>>81629
use dice+1d10 in your options next to the name
>>81623
dice+1d10
make a bigger penis gun
just checking if this works
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>81623
there we go
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>81635
shame be on my family
>>81627
You are now a SUPER HEAVY GUNNER.
Which in truth is just regular you with a whole bunch of scrap taped to your armor, may or may not be actually useful.
Anyway, now that's your business here is done, it might be time to move on
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>81643
But first, level up
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>81643
check for nearest mutant community to raid
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>81643
to the caravan, surely they will reward us for what we did
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>81643
Find followers
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>81643
RAID THAT MERCHANT CARAVAN
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>81643
Pick toes with toe knife
>>81649
Clearly your raiding apetite has not been sated. You sick bastard. And you decided to raid the caravan too.
The merchant's caravan is currently going past your ambush point. It consists of A merchant, 4 guards and a backpack full of goodies.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>81660
Carefully plan your attack
>>81660
Blast everything
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>81660
OOGAH BOOGAH BOOGAH
WHERE DA MUTANT WIMMEN AT
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>81660
HEY I'D LIKE TO BUY AND SELL SOME WARES
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>81660
offer them the remains of the raiders and join their caravan
we'll steal all their stuff later and kill them in their sleep
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>81660
Yell and wave at them
>>81661
No idea why anyone else is rolling... this guy won
>>81661
Ah yes, a thinking raider, how rare. So what's your plan? Wait for them to go under you and blast them from above? Blast one of the many large rocks around and trap them, then blast them? Go naked and yell about squirrels while charging at them with nothing but a stick?
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>81679
fail to do the plan
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>81679
Come up with the plan "shoot until die"
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>81679
Why not just blast them ouright? Sounds good to me
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>81679
charge at them while waving your dick around like a helicopter
your name, you know
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>81679
It's obvious, show them your dick and while they're distracted, kill all the guards
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>81679
Throw your food at them
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>81679
walk up to them pretending to be friendly then melee them at close range
>>81660
Ask if you can see their wears, then if you like what you see SHOOT THEM TO SMITHEREENS
>>81679
ask if they have any grenades you can borrow
>>81687
You threw your food at them. All that did was alerted them to your presence and they started shooting at you, dealing minor damage.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>81697
blast them
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>81697
blast them with everything
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>81697
Scream and charge at them like those beheaded kamikazes in Serious Sam
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>81697
Tell them they owe you money for that food, you sold it to them just now
>>81700
And they shot at you repeatedly in response. Your upgraded armor protected you! In the aprts that are covered anyway
>>81704
maul them with your penis
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>81704
Enter V.A.T.S mode
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>81704
give them the big boom
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>81704
The bullets only make you stronger
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>81704
go Mormon on them
>>81704
use the secret weapon
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>81714
forgot my dice
>>81708
And so you did
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>81720
fortunately, the merchant is still alive
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>81720
loot everything
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>81720
Shit. You destroyed the goods.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>81720
Now the little boom
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>81720
loot the remains
>>81724
kek
>>81724
ACTIVELY SABOTAGING US YOU FUUUUCK
>>81724
Shit, maybe blowing up merchants full of guns, bullets and explosives might be a bad idea if you want the goods to survive
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>81739
You are immediately attacked by weeabo zombies.
"Your armor a shit!"
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>81739
go back to your wife empty handed
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>81739
Oh shit. "They" are coming. You need to hide
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>81739
Level up, tho
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>81739
it's obvious
we've got to downgrade ourselves to a regular gunner to do less damage
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>81739
decorate your armour with whatever remains of their skeletons
>>81745
Allocate yer stats then
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>81751
all in luk Lock in
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>81751
+5 to INT
so we can plan better
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>81751
put all in penis
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>81751
All in CLA
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>81751
raise our CHA to 6
>>81754
Ya sure m8
>>81759
Lock in
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>81759
No, put it all in "Available Points"
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>81759
nah into charisma
lockin
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>81759
put all in cha
lock in
>>81766
Aight, time for yo skillz
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>81759
Lock Dat shit
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>81780
ALL INTO LOOTING
LOCK IN
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>81780
Chickz allin
Lock in
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>81780
All in bartering
We're conna run bartertown
>>81780
add it all to "Swag" and lock in.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>81780
All in melee. And lock it in
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>81789
forgot to roll again
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>81780
Healing lockin
>>81784
You can now find slightly better stuff while looting.
Now that's you're done, there's the matter of your currently bleeding wounds
>>81800
lick your wounds
>>81800
Wonder why you thought killing the raider medic was a good idea
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>81800
Salt the wounds
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>81800
eat mutant wildlife to heal self
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>81800
raid a hospital
healing is for pussy bitches
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>81800
shit we forgot to
PUNCH SELF IN FACE
>>81800
Rub some salt for taste, lick the blood from your wounds then wrap them up with your spare rags and cloth.
>>81805
Of course, as video games has taught us, eating regains your HP. Luckily there's some mutant widelife nearby! A wild 2headedhorsedeerass
>>81751
ALL CHARISMA
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>81819
punch self in face
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>81819
Kill it, cooked it and eat it
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>81819
use your smallest gun to kill it so we don't destroy it completely
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>81819
Very carefully shoot it in the head with only 1 bullet.
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>81819
Shoot beast. It shoots back
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>81819
Ear it
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>81819
RIP AND TEAR
>>81825
Ah yes, your peashooter. It's an actual peashooter, so you spat a pea at it. It wasn't very effective.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>81839
It eats the pea
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>81839
fuck it full blasting power
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>81839
Get mad and shoot your biggest gun at it
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>81839
RIP AND TEAR
and eat him like a French food critic
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>81839
use your second largest gun to kill it
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>81839
eat it raw
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>81839
Stick pea shooter in mouth and pull the trigger repeatedly.
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>81839
Eat it alive
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>81851
This
>>81844
And its mutant metabolism allows it to transform into Super 2headedhorsedeerass
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>81863
BLAST IT
FULL POWER
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>81863
Weeaboo zombies gather around it like a god
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>81863
full blast
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>81863
It explodes! It was a bomb. A pea bomb .
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>81863
Roll charisma to befriend
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>81863
Gun the fuck out of it
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>81863
kamehameha it before its too late
Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d6)
>>81863
Shoot out his legs, smash head and eat him
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>81870
Since you have 6 Charisma, you'll need a result of 94 or better to succeed
Rolled 9 (1d12)
>>81874
roll again
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>81877
nat 100 here
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>81877
Failure, you died
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>81877
You shit your pants as you die
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>81877
punch self in face
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>81877
Power up to SSJ4
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>81877
Shoot out his legs, smash head and eat him to get super powers
>>81877
blast him
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>81877
roll strength to befriend
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>81877
Just shoot the shit out of it using knives instead of bullets.
>>81877
Oooh, too bad. The thing charges at you, sending you flying and dealing huge damage.
You'll probably die with the next hit
Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>81877
convince it to let you eat him
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>81889
Run like a bitch nigga crying
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>81889
roll to befriend again
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>81889
blast self in face
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>81889
Shoot out his legs, smash head and eat him to get super powers
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>81889
take the next hit like a man
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>81889
nigga just blast it with the rocket launcher
>>81889
grapple and eat it alive
Rolled 9, 10, 3 = 22 (3d10)
>>81896
reroll
>>81897
And you did! the mutant animal is surprised by your bravery.
But it still killed you. RIP in peaces Dennis the Penis.
Back to the character creation scree,
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>81889
take the next hit and reroll char
>>81906
MYSTERY BOX OPTION
LOCK IN
>>81906
Ending title card please
>>81906
Necrobots lock in
>>81906
MYSTERY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>81906
choose the mystery box lock in
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>81906
Select Paladim
Ba da bing, ba da boom, choose your faction, again
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>81914
MYSTERY BOX
LOCK IN
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>81914
SECRET
BOX
LOCK IN
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>81914
THE MYSTERY BOX OPTION
LOCK IN
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>81914
MYSTERY
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>81914
Mystery paladim
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>81914
THE BOX
>>81914
Necrobots lock in
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>81914
Italians.
Lock it in
>>81916
I'm begining to think you have a box fetish
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>81927
NO IN THE TOP RIGHT
ANOTHER MYSTERY BOX
LOCK IN
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>81927
PEACEKEEPERS
LOCK IN
RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
HELL YESS
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>81927
Peace mutants and lockin
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>81927
Mutant
lock in
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>81927
MYSTERY BOX
LOCK IN
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>81927
peace keepers lock in
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>81927
WAIT A MINUTE THAT OTHER SECRET BOX
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>81931
This actually
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>81931
OH SHIT THIS GUYS RIGHT THERES ANOTHER MYSTERY BOX
>>81927
Peacekeepers
Lock it in
>>81927
2 secret boxes
>>81937
I assure you there is no more mystery boxes, stop looking for them
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>81948
NO GO BACK FOR THAT MYSTERY BOX
LOCK IN
WE'VE GOTTA SEE ALL THE OPTIONS
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>81948
knife
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>81948
MYSTERY BOX ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT
LOCK IN
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>81948
Oh no you don't
show me that box over there
>>81948
MYSTERY BOX
WE SEE IT, QM
DON'T LIE TO US MAN
Rolled 4 (1d10)
Mystery box pick it >>81948
>>81958
Nothing gets past you, huh
>>81965
Cowboy lock in
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>81965
Orc Poncho
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>81965
Bugman lock in
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>81965
Bugman
lock in
WE KAMEN RIDER APOCALYPSE NOW
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>81965
Backtrack, I wanna see the other secret option
>>81965
HEAVY KNIFEMAN
LOCK IN
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>81965
Cowboy
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>81965
Bugman wearing poncho
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>81965
Bugman and lock in
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>81965
BUGMAN
FUCKKEN BUGMAN
LOCK IN ON THAT SHIT
WE APOCALYPTIC KAMEN RIDER NOW
>>81971
>>81979
YOU GOT THE SAME IDEA AS ME MAN
MY NIGGA
>>81946
Talk about your shitty luck
>>81970
You are the Peacekeeper Bugman. your are called as such because you're a part of the Peacekeepers, people who one day decided the wasteland is full of injustice and it must be protected, this somehow led to them dressing up like cheap cowboys and go save innocents. Oh and you found a cheap novelty costume of some foreign superhero in a ruin somewhere and decided to wear it because you're weird like that. Because of this you're the only one in the group who doesn't use guns but use fists instead. Your extreme belief in being this super hero also causes you to excel at unarmed combat and gives you a stat boost whenever you throwaway your outer coat to reveal the costume underneath, because the wasteland works in msyteriously retarded ways.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82000
Go raiding
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82000
You also have a weeb sidekick
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82000
Punch self in face to prove how strong your fists are
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82000
Examine current weapons
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82000
Raid the Peacekeepers
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82000
uh oh injustice abound!
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82000
appreciate those trips for a moment
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82000
Punch yourself
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82000
ask rest of peacekeepers about their plans.
>>82005
They praise you for your good thinking. Using that salvaged can of Raid would surely take care of the group's bug problem
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82015
You hate bugs
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82015
This actually poisons yourselfYOU DIE
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82015
You discover the crystallized skeleton of some guy wearing really big red shades. He's holding a copy of Anime Spongebob in his arms
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82015
go search for villany to destroy
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82015
Loot bugs
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>82015
You decide to cook dinner
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82015
ask rest of peacekeepers about their plans
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82015
stand atop of a cliff looking for injustice
>>82025
Well this shouldn't be too hard, with these top of the line wasteland cuisine ingredients:
- A probably expired can of tuna
- A half eaten sausage
- A green onion you found somewhere
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82031
Yuck, go hunting for mutant animals instead
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82031
Roll to create a culinary masterpiece
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82031
Combine the ingredients
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82031
eat the onion gain spider powers
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82031
smash everything into a pulp then drink it
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>82031
Combine them, blend and drink
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82008
check em
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>82031
alright
>carve out the sausage
>cut the tuna in dices
>put the dices into the sausage and press the onion for juice into it
>then sew the sausage back and ta-da
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82031
eat all of that shit anyway raw
>>82046
Opee saves the day
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82031
Ghoul meat is missing. Time to pack my hunting gear.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82046
This
>>82043
Surprisingly filling
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82058
Go on a quest to make the best meal in the wasteland
>>82058
explore wasteland
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82058
get on your motorcycle and dispense JUSTICE
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82058
Somehow boosts my laser weapon.
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82058
Tell your compadres about your new concoction
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82058
search for evildoers to punish
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82058
Injustice abound!
>>82058
Go to nearest town and look for evil to bring to justice
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82058
Explore wasteland with others from your group.
>>82060
And so you head of on your quest
To make the best meal in the wasteland
It's full of justice
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82058
Go exploring
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82078
find animals to hunt
>>82078
suddenly, raiders
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82078
Encounter a cameo. A dead, corpse cameo
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82078
First you need good ingredients
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82078
create an inventory of ingredients you need.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82078
steal a vehicle
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82078
Collect berries
>>82083
do a big hero pose and shout a line as you take offf your coat
>>82081
Suddenly, mutant bear
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82095
throw a pea at it
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82095
fart
>>82099
[Inquisitive bear noises]
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82102
recruit him as a ride
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82102
it eats the pea
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82102
tame it and make it your faithful companion
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82102
Tap dance assertively
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82095
teleport behind the bear while being nothing personnel
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82102
Punch it in the ass hole as not to bruise the meat
Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>82108
Let's see if your CHA is up to par.
Will need a result higher than 50 for this, rollan
>>82120
You ahve failed in taming the beast
[confused bear noises]
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>82120
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>82120
feed it a pea
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82124
shove face in its mouth
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82120
Summon justice bike in case all else fails
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82124
drop kick the bear
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82124
RUN AWAY
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>82102
try to tame it
>>82138
Fuck it, let's just use violence.
VIOLENCE OF JUSTICE
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82150
run away to base
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82150
It eats the pea and goes SUPER SAIYAN
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82150
say your sorry and give it a hug
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82150
dominate it with strengt and make it follow you
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82150
skin the bear and wear its hide.
>>82150
So what happened to bear?
Post the consequence of the actions too
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82150
Your opponent's weak, attempt to tame
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82150
Grapple and perform the FINAL ATOMIC CRUSHER
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82150
Cast fist
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82150
Bear is dead, gain 150xp and level up
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82150
Turn the bear into a bike
>>82156
Since it's a mutant bear, the creature is sturdy and hasn't died yet. So now you try to dominate it with your STR rating instead.
To avoid confusion and shift the blame onto you nerds instead. Roll 2d100 in reply to this post, with the first being the number deciding if you get picked or not and the second the success of domination.
With your STR rating, it needs to be above 20
Rolled 42, 56 = 98 (2d100)
>>82180
Rolled 25, 45 = 70 (2d100)
>>82180
Kill the bear and eat it raw
Rolled 99, 91 = 190 (2d100)
>>82180
GIVE THAT BEAR THE JUSTICE DICK
Rolled 76, 74 = 150 (2d100)
>>82180
rekt
Rolled 14, 44 = 58 (2d100)
>>82180
>>82180
If I succeed his name is Beary McBearface
Rolled 42, 23 = 65 (2d100)
>>82180
Rape it instead.
>>82189
Never gonna succeed without rolling, bro
>>82186
itshappening.jpg
>>82186
Oh shit, dice dubs and 91 strength
>>82186
Oh shit nigger
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>82180
jews did it
>>82186
You succeeded in taming the mutant bear.
you can now give it a name, teach it tricks, order it to suicide dive your enemies, ya know, regular pet stuff
>>82186
>people still rolling 4 minutes later
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82200
abandon the bear
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>82200
Name it "Justice Dick"
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82200
Name it grizzles
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82200
Search for a nearby settlement.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82200
Its name is Mr Cuddles
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82200
give it cool armor to match your outfit
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82200
Kill it and eat it raw.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82200
give him a hug
>>82210
And so you are riding Justice Dick.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82200
find somewhere to rest
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82218
Suddenly raiders
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82210
And name yourself "Dick Justice"
>>82210
Hah nice
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>82218
give duck a hug
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82218
uh oh, paladins
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82218
Time to kill your foes. The Buzzard Gang
>>82218
Search for a nearby settlement
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82229
Rollin for that
>>82225
[confused quacking]
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>82228
only to discover that they were raided by a traitor recently
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82232
Name it justice duck
Name ourself dick justice
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82232
Feed duck to Justice Dick
Rolled 7 (1d10)
Rape that duck.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82232
We were just distracting it, its the bear's food. give it to it
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82232
keep duck in backpack to use later as a projectile
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82232
make some duck cuisine
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82232
he's a good duck
>>82235
Oh look, the gang's all here
>>82247
disband party
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82247
run through field of flowers with new friends
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82247
find more animals to make friends with
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82247
Continue on quest for great meal
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82247
Time for raiding some settlements.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82247
Where dem white wimmin at?
>>82253
Now where would you find some....
>>82258
>>82263
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82263
Go home, mamma would know
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82263
the mystery box way
go straight forward
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>82263
Necropolis
>>82247
Go find some bandits to justice punch the shit out of
Rolled 7 (1d10)
Necros right?
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82263
Necropolis
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82267
This
>>82267
This
>>82279
Forgot to roll
>>82268
And so you punched a hole in the ground, revealing a secret Necrobot base
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82263
Right of courss
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82286
[insert cameo from villain adventures]
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>82286
Ask someone if they have any good ingredients here
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>82286
Pose heroically
>>82285
WTF
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82286
Turn that necron into a bike!
>>82291
"No, we're unlocking the awesome power of cybernecromancy. Go away"
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>82306
Turn off their router
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82306
Ask them to teach you necro cooking
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82306
Try charming it by flirting.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82306
challenge their greatest warriors to a duel
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82306
Start doing hero poses until they're so uncomfortable they tell you where their ingredients are
>>82306
negotiate with them to join in their studies and send in Justice Dick to find ingredients
>>82309
And so you jumped down witht eh intent to turn off their router.
"INTRUDER!"
"GET HIM!"
"HE'S PROBABLY PLANNING TO TURN OFF OUR ROUTER!"
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82321
rolling for this
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82329
Steal their food. You know they're hiding it
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82329
Discard clothes
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82329
CALL IN JUSTICE DICK AND JUSTICE DUCK
GIVE THEM THE JUSTICE D
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82329
Gunslinger perk activate
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82329
Whistle to call your justice duck.
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82329
Reveal costume and gain speed boost.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82329
Shoot router... after the bullet passes all the bots
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82329
spray them with raid, hope for the best
Rolled 3 (1d10)
Pose heroically
>>82329
Eat a pea, and turn in your super sayan form
>>82336
Nigga you specc'd entirely in unarmed combat, you don't have that
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82352
Justice dick eats one of them
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82352
change class and respec to gunslinger
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82352
Fistslinger perk activate
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82352
Cast fist then
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82352
Elbow the incoming guards and dash towards router.
>>82358
You can't
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82352
pick up a necrobot and launch it at the router
>>82358
Noooooooooooo....
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82374
killself and reroll another character
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82374
Run towards the router ignoring guards.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82374
Show them your costume of robotic bug from space and become necrobot king.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82374
Shoot fist at villians
>>82385
And so you did
The necrobots take heavy damage
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82398
Summon your stand
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82398
catch the gun and try to use it
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82398
Steal their food
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82398
Go justice duck, kill rest of the bot.
Ride justice dick to the router
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82398
Oh shit the BBEG appears
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>82398
now dance the song in your heart!
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82398
Run like naruto all the way to the router because you're strange like that
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82409
The song is about punching robots
>>82403
This is totally how to use a gun
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82416
run past the guards and disable the router
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82416
Oh look, a meme skeleton
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82416
Whip out your stand boi
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82416
Smash them all until they tell you where the food is
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82380
If 6 or higher disregard this anon forever
>>82416
But you haven't trained in melee
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82427
Dance is inevitable
>>82427
And so you did. Sadly your performance was not enjoyed that much by the robots.
Because you punched them to bits.
>>82430
Of course, if you had then the gun would ahve been use as a proper whacking stick instead of a weird knife/stake thing
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82448
Naruto run for the router
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82448
Spin kick through the crowd, right up to the necro King's throne
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82448
Is there any robost left?
get the router and soe robot parts, they might be good on a soup
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82448
Ride justice dick charging incoming guards towards router.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
Grab one of the injured necros and say "WHERES THE GOOD FOOD? START TALKING"
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82448
start preaching about how justice always prevails while looking heroic after they are defeated.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82448
Kill them all and loot their bunker.
This is good place for new peacekeepers base
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82461
I second this
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82448
hollow out the insides of the necrobot skulls and wear it as a disguise
>>82459
Yes. A Necrobot Enforcer stands in your way. It's tankier and more durable than the rest and is equipped with a shield and shock baton
Rolled 1 (1d10)
HENSHIN
>>82483
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82483
Charge with justice dick.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82483
He's blocking the necrobot fridge
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82483
The duck flies past him and unplugs the router
>>82483
distract him with justice duck
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82483
Try charming it.
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82483
punch it in the face
>>82492
SONUVABITCH
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82503
Charm the fucking robot
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82503
Transform and reveal costume
Acts as a mode/class's change for duration.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82483
Time to throw down and reveal the hidden hero costume
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82503
Yhe router is unprotected GET It
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82503
Throw off outfit, this is serious
Rolled 9 (1d10)
jesus christ keep forgetting to roll
>>82503
smack him with your necrobot gun
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>82503
ATATATATATA
>>82514
You kinda left it lodged into that bot whose head you crushed.
You're not very good at using this whole "weapons" thing. Punching and kicking are more your thing
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82526
Summon 「succumom」
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82526
"Look! Behind you!"
and disrm him
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82507
RErolling this
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82526
Charge up a jab, rayman fist style
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82526
go back and retrieve it
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82526
Punch thru shield. Get stuck
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82526
Reveal hero costume and pose until enemy is uncomfortable and leaves
>>82541
The robot blocks your disarm
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82549
Rollan
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82559
ask him politely if we can pass through
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82559
Disshield him
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82559
Disarm by pulling his shield and ripping his arm off
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82559
use that
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>82559
Hero mode
>80's inset songs play along with banjos
>>82573
I can't do you an inset song with banjos, but I think I've got something just god damn good enough for DICK JUSTICE: THE THEME SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73dc1D8YHBg
NOTHING'S GONNA STAND IN OUR WAY
NOT TONIGHT
>>82573
And so you "transform" into your true form
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82590
suplex the robot
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82590
Transform back
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82590
Double fist to break his shield, then grab the fridge and run!
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82590
punch the robot harder this time
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82590
Do the punch and da kick and da punch and da kick
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82590
Become a giant and stomp that robot
>>82591
dice+1d10
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82591
rolling for this
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82590
give the enforcer the knee of justice
>>82604
Try typing it in options.
>>82598
This went on for a while
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82621
di-did it work though?
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82621
finish him
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82621
Victory pose
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82621
"What justice is there in this?" muses Necrobot Enforcer
Rolled 10 (1d10)
Fire fist at him >>82621
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82621
Try charging him with justice dick
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82653
collect phat loot
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82653
Ooone Puuuuuuunchhhhhhh
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82653
Bite the necron to determine if it would work as an ingredient in a meal
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82653
Do a victory pose.
dice+1d10
cameo skeleton in the backround
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82662
Reroll
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82653
critical miss
>>82653
Re-don our weighted practice gear. Equip Justice Duck with shock baton. He'll need some form of protection if he's to make it out here in the wasteland.
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82678
turn off the router
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>82678
Get loot
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82678
turn off their router and raid their fridge
>>82685
You got:
- 20 Robot parts
- 50 pieces of Scrap metal
- 1 Shock baton
- 1 Fridge
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82699
upgrade yourself with the fridge
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>82699
raid the fridge
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82699
open fridge
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82699
Gained new weapon
>it's a robot gauntlet
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82699
Open the fridge
Careful, it might be a trap, necrons don't eat
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82699
Mount Fridge onto Justice Dick
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82701
This, acquire food items
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82699
what about the shield?
>>82717
It got one punched
>>82704
You found:
- 10 preserved brains of undetermined origins
- 10 preserved hearts of dubious origins
- 1 bunch of mysterious liquid in vials
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82726
Taste one of each to determine if they'll work as suitable best meal ingredients
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82726
drink the liquids, this is a good a idea
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82726
Feed brains to Justice Dick
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82726
Drink the liquid
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82726
blend it all and taste the result
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82726
eat the hearts to gain their power
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82726
Drink the vials
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82726
The liquid removed your gains for a day.
But nice int increase.
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82726
Remember suddenly my main quest to become a gourmet chef.
>>82735
[Bear noise indicating happiness]
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82751
Now drink vial
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82751
Equip Justice Deck with baton
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82751
Prepare a meal
Keep some remaining though, got to search.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82751
Drink vials
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>82730
This and suddenly you gain alchemy skills.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82751
feed the liquid to justice duck
>>82758
Very well, as before. roll 2d100.
The first dice decides if you get picked. The second is the results
0-9: Bad things happen
10-59: Nothing happens
60-89: Good things happen
90-100: Slightly better things happen
Rolled 29, 22 = 51 (2d100)
>>82783
Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d20)
>>82783
Rolled 29, 3 = 32 (2d100)
>>82678
something good
Rolled 52, 53 = 105 (2d100)
>>82783
Rolled 57, 6 = 63 (2d100)
>>82783
explosions
Rolled 92, 44 = 136 (2d100)
>>82783
Give some to justice duck
Rolled 37, 20 = 57 (2d100)
>>82783
Fuck. I messed up the first roll
Rolled 69, 9 = 78 (2d100)
>>82783
Rolled 93, 11 = 104 (2d100)
>>82783
something good I hope
>>82795
Oh boo
>>82795
Welp, nothing happened. Turns out they were just water and the Necrobots were being fancy pants.
>>82804
I didn't win anyway. There is a time limit
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82808
create the ultimate sandwich out of everything in your inventory
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82808
Stumble over the corpse of a cameo
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82808
make robot legs for justice duck
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82808
find veggies and-or spices
>>82812
Apparently not
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82808
Burn the place to the ground and ride out like you're in an action flick
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82808
Store hearts to imbue your best meal with the power of love
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82808
Turn off router
>>82808
dice+1d10
use the necrobots' internet to go onto the new /qst/ board on 4chan and start a post apocalyptic adventure.
>>82821
Let's see, Experimental Cyber Enhancements, Immortality Drug, Laser Vision Visor, Jet Boots, Rocket Gauntlets,....None of these are cooking ingredients! Fucking robots!
>>82842
still lets upgrade Justice dick with all of them
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82842
UPGRADE JUSTICE DUCK WITH ALL OF THOSE
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>82842
Make use those items to make a cooling set
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82842
Gauntlets sound nice
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82842
Maybe the immortality drug is a brand name for carrot
A carrot a day keeps the doctor away after all
>>82842
Those last three could be used to cook ingredients though. take one just in case. Only one, we don't want to weigh our selves down no do we?
>>82852
Cooking, fuck.
>>82852
THanks to your non existant engineering skill. You broke most of the things and in the end made this weird piece of modern art. That doesn't even work.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82872
can we eat it
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82872
Happy end. Save game
>>82872
stuff a heart with parts of a brain, cook it and see how it tastes
>>82872
Do they have a skull-gun?
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82884
forgot to roll
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82872
Go back to the surface.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>82872
It will work you just need to enforce enough justice.
>>82881
But this is not a happy end! Or a happy front! In fact I don't even know which one's the front and which one's the end! And if they're happy or not!
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82894
Who cares? Power down the router
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82894
Make it help you cook
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82894
kill the router and leave
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82894
Try attaching it to our arm
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82894
Surface to wastelands
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82894
It explodes, creating a space/time rift with it.
Save game.
Thanks for thread.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82894
punch it back into pieces and put together something new
>>82906
klonk, can't even do that right. What a failure.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82916
Let Justice Duck try
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82909
Reroll
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82916
Fuck, put it in our inventory and get on with this adventure
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82916
Fuck get rolling to find the best and rarest foods in all the land
>>82921
[quack]
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82936
Lets roast Justice duck
By roasting I mean eating him
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>82936
It roasts him, yet he survives
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>82936
The device is reacting to Justice Duck!
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82909
Reroll this
>>82943
Mutant Ducks are a strange breed
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>82936
He developed sentience!
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82956
Lets head back into the wasteland and look for the best most justice based foodstuffs
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>82959
This
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>82956
Tell Justice Duck you can't wait to cook him and everyone back at base a wonderful meal
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82956
FIre elemental duck get!
>>82959
And so you climbed back up into the wasteland.
You can hear something approaching
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82956
give him a hug and kiss
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>82976
Investigate it
WITH JUSTICE
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>82976
It's tasty food monsters
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>82976
It is the battlechef
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82976
is it batman? it's batman isn't it
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>82976
It's the super saiyan two headed mutant beast.
>>82989
Well, is it?! Roll 2d100 to find out.
First roll to pick, second is results.
0-9: Hostile Mutants
10 - 29: Hostile Raiders
30 - 49: Hostile Necrobots
50 - 79: Neutral Wastelander
80 - 89: Batman
90 - 99: Super Sayain Batman
100: a lil grill
Rolled 47, 63 = 110 (2d100)
>>83011
whatever it is
FUCK IT UP
Rolled 63, 66 = 129 (2d100)
>>83011
He we go
Rolled 70, 2 = 72 (2d100)
>>83011
Rolled 66, 44 = 110 (2d100)
GRILL
Rolled 35, 23 = 58 (2d100)
>>83011
common batman
Rolled 11, 36 = 47 (2d100)
>>83011
Rolled 1, 32 = 33 (2d100)
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>83011
Rolled 30, 44 = 74 (2d100)
>>83011
Rolled 10, 51 = 61 (2d100)
>>83022
Oh shit, mutants! And they're hostile! As mutants generally are, the terrors of the wasteland, killing anything they find. they're like the raiders, except with more inaudible screaming and less pants
>>83069
throw dick at them
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>83069
is that batman in the back?
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>83069
Demand their foodstuffs
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>83069
Try trading with them.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>83069
Super Saiyan Batman saves us
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>83069
command justice dick to maul them
>>83083
It's a half-man half-bat mutant
>>83091
reroll
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>83110
Run away by giving justice dick as a bait.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>83110
Oh look, a berserker pack. Pick it up.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>83110
befriend them
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>83110
Force evolution
>>83123
You can't. Your character class prevents you from running away from any fight.
>>83162
Ooooonnnnneeeee ppuuuuuuuuncccchhhhh
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>83162
Kick all their asses
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>83162
Then dash through them with dick, running away and killing em in a fight!
>>83162
Bite them to test for ingredients
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>83162
Punch the ground and send a shockwave at them
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>83209
See if any of them are any good for cooking
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>83209
now kill the bat man pretender
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>83209
New skill learn
>>83209
dice+1d100 Surprise cameo
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>83209
Meanwhile the notorious Wasteland Chef is watching "Dick Justice thinks he can beat ME in making the best meal in the wasteland? Hah!"
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>83209
Justice duck joins in
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>83209
Giga mutant arrived
>>83217
"SOON, HE WILL BECOME THE MAIN INGREDIENT FOR MY GREATEST MEAL!"
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>83253
Time for boss fight
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>83253
Tend to your kid.
>>83253
Gaaaay
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>83253
dun dun dun duuuuuunnnn
I'm going to sleeeeep have fun
>>83264
"But first. HERE! WASTELAND CHEF JUNIOR, HAVE A PIECE OF MUTANT CHICKEN"
"wah"
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>83253
The mutants get distracted by him and chase him as he runs
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>83278
While they're brooding, Dick Justice retreives loot from the fight
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>83278
This is gay dad
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>83278
Level up for Dick Justice
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>83278
Suprise cameo
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>83278
Meanwhile, your character smells something delcious
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>83278
The mutants smell the meat and chose them off
>>83290
"SHUT UP! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO RUN A RESTAURANT FOR CANNIBALISTIC MUTANTS AFTER YOUR MOTHER LEFT?! IT'S PRETTY HARD! I'M TRYING MY BEST OKAY?! EAT YOUR DAMN CHICKEN"
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>83319
Meanwhile we've beaten the mutants and fucked off somewhere else
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>83319
He goes back into the kitchen and starts sobbing while cooking
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>83319
"It's actually not that hard, at least it wouldn't be if you stopped being a cheapass and actually hired some employees"
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>83319
Everyone cries
>>83334
"IN THIS ECONOMY?! HELL NO! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE BLOOSUCKERS DEMAND?!"
"Actually we're mutants so some shelter and food is all we need to work"
"FUCK YOU YOU FREELOADER"
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>83365
Back to protag
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>83365
Kill the customer who stiffed your tip
>>83376
As that happens, we now return to Dick Justice. Who just made the wasteland, a tiny bit safer
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>83415
Cook these guys
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>83415
Loot them for ingredients
Rolled 5 (1d10)
Check the palatability of the mutants flesh
>>83420
You made:
Mutant Stew
Wonder what it tastes like
>>83443
it tastes like justice and coins
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>83443
Dig in with the crew
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>83443
Give some to the random hobo at the corner
>>83451
You ate with your crew.
Roll 2d100 for , the second roll's the results
0-9: tastes bad + debuff
10-39: tastes bad
40-59: tastes average
60-79: tastes good
80-99: tastes good + stat boost
100: tastes great + free level up
Rolled 15, 40 = 55 (2d100)
>>83503
Let's go
Rolled 61, 25 = 86 (2d100)
>>83503
Give bear an ushanka
Rolled 72, 75 = 147 (2d100)
>>83503
Here we go
>>83516
Huh, mutant meat surprisingly works well as a stew. It tastes good.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>83529
Resume adventuring
Rolled 7 (1d10)
Add a bit of mutant dirt to adjust taste
>>83540
And so you did
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>83592
Look! Meme zombies!
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>83592
Until you ran into wasteland chef for boss fight
>>83592
You old acquintance is in big trouble.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>83592
Save game?
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>83606
;_;
>>83602
"Uhhhh.....heyyyyy.....youre......a big guy...."
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>83643
"for you"
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>83643
"For You"
Punch them to bits
>>83643
Ask them where a grocery store is
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>83643
FOR WHO?
Rolled 9 (1d10)
Punch them then Throw them out of a plane
>>83652
"thank...you....for your...memes...."
"we...caaaan now....resssss...t..."
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>83673
Backflip
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>83673
What happened that the whole world is now a wasteland? A-bombs?
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>83673
Another days work for Dick Justice Rider
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>83701
Again
>>83721
Do it againgain in acrobatics exp causes a level up
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>83721
AGAIN
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>83740
A G A I N
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>83740
Surprise cameo?
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>83740
Frontflip
Guys how do i roll
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>83749
Sick backflip br--ah shit you tripped on something, maybe a a corpse of some kind that might be a cameo from a previous adventure
>>83772
put dice+1d10 in the options field
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>83772
read the sticky silly anon :)
also roll for eating dirt
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>83780
Quick save the game before you have to flip again
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>83780
Hey look! Mutant chef!
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>83780
necrophilia time
>>83788
"IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO EXPERIENCE HOW A REAL CHEF WORKS! YOU'RE GONNA BE THE MAIN COURSE!" yelled the mutant chef, initiating the boss fight that I would have surely continued because I'm still wide awake but everybody's dead and thread slow as bawlz now so maybe a nother thread right now wouldn't work.
In any case, game saaved, updates:https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>83843
Thanks nap. Ill miss you boo
>>83843
thanks for the quest
>>83886
I could go for another 2 honestly
>>83890
New thread then your bump ended at 750
>>83843
>thread slow as bawlz
that would never happen in /v/
>>83895
Right, who here can still go for a new thread
>>83890
I'm up for another
>>83843
>>83919
I think the thread is slow because this is a new board and it takes over 20 seconds from when I post a reply to when it actually shows up in the thread. Anyone else have that?
Man, you are a beast and I don't think there are many anons that can honestly say the could stay in these threads from start to finish every time you post them. Shit nigga I went to work and came back and you are still going. Up to you, there may be some new dudes coming soon.
Aight, time for another, if it doesn't work then i just leave it there until people comes in while I play video games.
And wait for Opee's thread.
Anyway, making a new thread
>>83919
Sure, I'm trapped somewhere with only a phone and nothing else to do
NEW THREAD
>>84010
>>84010
>>84010
>>84016
wtf ded op?
>>90311
Nigga wat
Rolled 11 (1d20)
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