"Little Marco's Day with Big Don" Quest
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You are LITTLE MARCO. You have gone to the pier with your daddy, BIG DON, and we begin our story where you are riding the bumpercars with your big daddy boy, Big Donald, who is Donald Trump.
Press F to try to bump into a nearby car.
Please. This is the only time you get to spend with your daddy for a while, and while Big Donald loves you, he is a busy man, and you know that, so you want to make the most of your time with him.
Press F. By "press F"- I mean, type the letter F into the reply box and hit "post".
Don't worry, there will be more interactivity later. But right now I need you to press F to attempt bumping into a nearby bumpercar.
Your big daddy groans at you as you refuse to heed his subtle body language directing you to bump into a nearby bumpercar, which is the intention of the entire activity. You are being very stubborn, Little Marco. Will you end this psychological frustration you've created, and just press F?
Your daddy has had enough! He halts the bumper cars in the middle of the bumper car arena and steps out, as he grabs you by the arm and takes you with him!
"Alright, Little Marco, let's go! You've been a very bad baby boy, Little Marco, I hope you know that," spouts Big Donald from his long Trump trunk.
You're in big trouble now! What do you do?
>>80645
F.
>>80659
Oh, I bet you wish you could go back and /bumpercars/ now! But unfortunately, you've made your circumstances. Now you have to live with them.
You can either follow Big Donald to your punishment for stubborn boy behavior or attempt an elaborate escape from your tremendous father.
>>80676
RUN
RUN LIKE THE WIND
>>80681
Roll a d10 to determine your success at getting away.
You are Little Marco, so you are agile but not very strong. Roll a 4 or higher to escape.
>>80676
Its time to get dressed
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>80701
>>80736
You struggle with Donald's iron grip, which is at first semi-easy to unentangle yourself from, but as soon as he notices his reflex kick in and his grip grows sharp with the panic of your abandonment- especially on this, your big day with daddy Don.
But you do manage to break free, slipping away just before his grip goes iron like Valyrian steel. Immediately after your wrist is free you begin to run as fast as you can!
Which direction? To the north is the end of the pier. South exits the pier. Going west will send you hurtling into the ocean; east is inaccessible.
>>80780
West. Flee into the sea.
>>80780
Go north to the end of the pier, then build a wall.
