Bancho Quest
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the last thread is now on autosage, was busy w/ work the last two days
>"DEE JAY WINS"
This is the seventh game in a row that this has happened. Every god damn time Heavy D pulls this shit, and every time you decimate him. The kid can't play Street Fighter if his life depended on it. DDR is another story, but you guys don't openly talk about that. It's not badass. D just slumps over again, before looking at his controls.
>"Are you sure the controls aren't broken? I was blocking..."
You disregard his mumbling and slam the joystick to the side out of hype. "You wanna try this again, Curly? The same shit's gonna happen to you." Retarda quietly chuckles behind you before you flash a look at him. "You got somethin' to say? You wanna go too?" He quickly gets meek again and quiets down. Nobody fucking tests you at Street Fighter. You slowly regain your composure as you recall what you were supposed to do before D sent you into a rage. Tahara. Training Retarda. King of school. You turn back to Heavy D as he's still quietly playing around with the buttons and the stick, inspecting them to see if they're actually functional. You slam on the cabinet to get his attention as he, in almost a sassy manner, lifts his head up and turns it at you.
>"Alright, alright. You won, calm down Kenny."
You really want to yell at him, but you know that will just make him feel like he won. You instead sigh and proceed to continue with your Tahara explanation from earlier. "As I was sayin' before, D, this king of the school thing is ridiculous. And there's no way in hell I'm goin' to that shithole every day. No, I came up with a great idea." You grab Retarda's shoulders and almost shake him as you continue. "I'm gonna turn this brat into a badass. He's gonna be our representative at school, if you follow. Spread our influence and shit. And if he actually listens, hey, he'll probably end up being one of the boys."
>"So you're using the kid to get back at this Toshiba guy, right? Whatever, I'm fine with that I guess. But this kid's gonna need a lot of training."
Heavy D takes out another cigarette and lights it inside the arcade.
>"You, you're a natural badass. Hell, we all probably are. But to learn to get there? He's obviously gonna need lessons. And no offense to you, you can only really teach him so much."
He quickly takes a puff before continuing.
>"I guess what I'm sayin' is, this is gonna be a group job. We all got our perks and such. We can make him like some kind of bastard combination of all of our best traits. Plus hey, kid looks like he got a brain on him. We need one'a those."
>>78660
You regrettably nod as you sadly realize Heavy D is right. There's no way in hell even you, the most BADASS guy alive can turn this wimpy nerd shit into a real man overnight. You're gonna need help from your entire crew. Besides, if he is gonna be part of it eventually, he's gonna have to meet the rest of them. The issue is, the other two are kind of...you can't think of a word. If they weren't almost brothers to you, you'd have probably kicked their asses by now. Heavy D completely understands this as well.
>"I guess I'll leave the choice to you. Where do you wanna head first Kenshiro?"
A) The shopping mall.
B) The riverbank.forgot to link old thread, thats right here >>55481
>>78686
>A) The shopping mall.
>>78686
>A) The shopping mall.
>>78686
A). The shopping mall should provide plenty of opportunities to show how to be a badass.
>>79106
>>79336
>>79223
You sigh as you go over your options. You'd rather Retarda deal with who'd you'd probably find at the mall then the handful at the riverbank. Better to slowly ease him into the bullshit. "I guess the mall is the best place to head to first." Heavy D nods before taking another puff of his cigarette.
>"Yo, Retarda, if you thought I was a handful, get ready to meet the rest of them."
Retarda's eyes almost comically widen as he turns to you. He's clearly trying to find out whether or not D's making another poor joke, but you just quietly walk out the arcade, with the other two tailing behind. The walk to the mall is fine, with Retarda slowly opening up to you two. The kid's a straight-A student and has an older sister that's a year above you two (something D took a little too much interest in). Eventually, you find yourselves in the center of the mall, surrounded by kids your age and a few young adults. It finally hits you that you've been dicking around for around 6 hours or so. The school day already ended. Was it really only seven games of Street Fighter? Your train of thought is halted though, as D elbows you and nods his head forward.
>"Well, looks like we found one of 'em."
Sure enough, one of the two stooges is there. There he stands, and boy does he stand. The man is like 6 or 6'1, and towers over everybody else. His uniform is nicely buttoned up, and his hair is of a decent length that ends around his shoulders. He's talking to two students that, judging by their uniforms, don't go to your school. The three of you creep forward to eavesdrop on whatever this idiot is telling them.
>"So my grandmother, after I got her the medicine, she was tearing up. Told me I was like a saint. But what else was a grandson to do?"
The girls swoon over his words. You and Heavy D almost throw up, while Retarda looks confused himself.
>"Uhh...Ricardo-senpai...didn't you say this guy was obnoxious? Or a badass? He just seems like a nice guy..."
D just frustratingly sighs before getting up and walking up to the group, sneaking up behind your tall friend, who's still rambling about.
>"So yeah, I guess what I'm saying is, I'm really at a loss here because I need to get her her next dose...but those thugs are nowhere to be found. Can you guys help out a grandson here? It's only 5000 yen, you know. I'll do anything."
>"Yo, you'll do anything? How about stop telling the fucking grandma story. Only idiots like these airheads fall for that shit, you know?"
The tall kid immediately goes pale as he realizes who's behind him. The expressions of the girls turn south, and they both start to prod him.
>"Hey, Kenji, who's this guy?"
Heavy D suddenly breaks into laughter as he holds his head in his head. He regains some of his composure before addressing Kenji and the two girls.
>"Kenji! You said your name is fucking Kenji! Holy shit man, you gotta stop this. The guy's name is..."
>>79644
Tashi
>>79819
support b/c ynot
>>79819
Tashi is good enough for me.
>>79819
Add a Daimon to the last name
Since we're going on KOF shit and all that
>>79819
Works for me.
