Spooky forest, bad drawings
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Ok /qst/, let's go on an adventure
You are in a forest with nothing but your trusty laptop
8 decides
Search for porn
>>70767
Visit 4chan.org and tell all your fellow Anons about what's going on.
Maybe make a greentext about how spoopy this forest is and post it on /k/. They get a kick out of that sort of thing.
Throw the laptop down because why the fuck do you need it in a forest, unless you got some dank ads WiFi there.
Consult Google Maps to find the nearest building.
You visit 4chan.org, because you somehow have some dank wifi. You are immediately repulsed by the shit ton of guns you can't afford on /k/
Close laptop and begin to wander the forest aimlessly whIle using humming the intro to SpongeBob dank pants
>>70823
Out of lack of 8s the OP is now accepting 5, 3, and 6
Go find venture into /pol/ since your on 4chan.
Out of boredom and a nagging intuition in the back of your head you discover a board of political incorrectness
Shit, you've become a Nazi
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>70947
Regiment /pol/ and start the Japanese Civil War of Weeabic proportions
Use my newfound nazi powers and finish what Hitler started.
>>70947
sweet time for some racial cleansing in the woods
You rally a battalion of waffen ss soldiers you found hiding in the forest. You begin to start your journey to Europe
>>71042
grab austria but instead of fucking with france lets go straight for the uk and knock em out early, remain friends with russia
You continue with your second Anschluss and begin to gain the support of the Luftwaffe. You give the order to bomb the ever-loving shit out of britain
It seems to have escaped you that your foes have nuclear capabilities.
The world has gone to shit, thanks anon
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>>71230
what a fag
>>71230
wow op.
>>71230
golfclap
Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d7)
Fap furiously