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>>69919
>Stalin's New New New New New New Union
>Red
>Moscow
>>69947
Forgot trip and bump.
>>69919
>The Workers Alps League
>Switzerland
>any color
>>69999
HOLY SHIT.
>>69919
The United Slavic Republic.
Stalingrad.
Dark Red.
>>69919
>Designated
>Gujarat, India
>Poo poo Brown
>>70003
What?
>>70019
Check your digits
>>69999
BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZgckdxhg3E
>>69919
Mauga Sinasina
Cyan for Tuvalu
Afghanistan
I'd have a trip, blah blah blah, gonna sign of with an ensign like this:
Mauga Sinasina, Insert Flavortext here
...S-Stalin?
>>70061
Hello bottom bitch
>>70072
Ah fuck here we go-- you know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna put my differences aside and apologise for our decisions in the last thread. Truce?
>>70104
BOTTOM BITCH BEING A BOTTOM BITCH.
>>70016
Added Trip
>>70113
Welp. Can't say I didn't try.
>>69919
>Strongmen's Fisticuffs League
>L O N D O N
>Blue
Norway
Blue
riga
>>70072
Comrade Stalin. Since we both Slavs, you and I. Blood alliance to aid in Slav dominance. You take out Southern Pigs, I take on Northern Pigs. We then kill Western Capitalist pigs. Da?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ9q7N5e25c
>>70134
Only if you convert to the one and only true ideology of communism.
other poo
Sri Lanka
Dark red
>>69999
Does this roll count? If so, spill into Italy.
>>70139
I already did Comrade. I did that in 1900's when October Revolution. I Slav after all.
>>70150
COMRADE! You are welcome to alliance, let us cleanse the world of counter-revolutionary filth.
>>70155
I'll already have the sri lanka bonus
i'll take india
>>69919
>Kingdom of Jerusalem
>Yellow
>The Holy Land.
OP pls don't be kill.
Macedonian Empire of Scorpiongirls
Gold
Macedonia
>>70226
Woah there, don't you think you're Russian to conclusions?
Heading south into France if OP ever shows up.
>>70235
Yes please. We don't have a good history together. Let's just say he doesn't like Britain or Haggis anymore.
>>70234
Scorps, you want to work together? I don't need Turkey and the Caucuses regions if you want it and I can keep to your south and act as a guard.
>>70252
Possibly, I'm planning on conquering all of the Mediterranean
>>70265
that's caesar
not alex the great
>>70265
Any chance of getting Egypt for myself? Taking the land there along with Saudi Arabia and Persia will prevent any whispers of a caliphate attempting one of those foolish jihads against the righteous Christians of the Holy Land.
>>70326
Yeah that's fine
So, does anyone want to hear a joke?
>>70379
why does a mexican walk around a school like he owns the place?
because his dad built it and his mom is a janitor
>>69919
>the jews
>teal
>start in israel
>>70379
Russia's hopes of successfully invading you, my friend? I think it's a great one if that's what you were going for.
>>70405
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOLY KINGDOM WITH YOUR DIRTY SHEKELS, YOU LITTLE SHITS!
>>70399
That's a good one. Here's one:
An Australian, an American and a New Zealander are enjoying some beer in Saudi Arabia even though it is against the law to drink alcohol there. They are captured by the Sheik and are sentenced to death, until his wife runs up to him and whispers something in his ear. She glances to the New Zealander, and whispers some more.
The sheik steps forward and announces: "Because it is my wife's birthday today, she has asked that I spare your lives, on the following terms. You will each get 20 lashes, but will receive one wish before you do. However, since my wife and I admire New Zealand's beautiful countryside, we will allow the New Zealander two wishes."
The Australian is up first, and asks for a pillow to be tied to his back. However, after the first few lashes, the pillow breaks. Then, the American asks for TWO pillows to be tied to his back. Again, they break after but five lashes. Finally, the New Zealander steps forward. "First," he says, "I would like to be given 40 lashes, not 20." The sheik is confused at first, and then asks "And...your second wish?" "Tie the Aussie to my back."
>>70411
H-Ha... Is that really a good idea to say that to a man who's always listening?
>>70444
Sorry, just didn't want to lose my precious holy kingdom dream... ;;
>>70427
Ha, that is funny, my Muslim friend. However, did you know that on my side, I also have a man who always listens to my requests for help in life, and his father listens as well? I think my man truly outranks the man who threatens you. :3
>>70478
Well, I guess that's good. Hopefully I get a bit farther than last time.
>>70496
I wish you much luck, my friend. While you may not be a Christian as I, your faith in Allah is greater than Stalinist atheism that pervades the Russian homeland.
>>70526
Allah-vus will get through this together.
>>70535
>>69919
>Titanis Legius
>Green
>Tunis
>>70551
What can I say? It was a Bela-ruse!
OP? You still there?
I think OP is kill.
Op was a real bastard this time
>>75548
We know, Anon. It hurts.
>>69919
dice XdY
>>89287
[b] Rolled 23
>>89298
[b Roled 23 ]
>>89325
(1d100)
>>89342
Ok
>>89356
"dice+2d6"
>>89370
dice+2d6
dice+2d6
Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d6)
>>89448
>>89494
i don't know what i am doing
>>89448
rolled 16 + 5 = 21
>>89601
<b> Rolled 3,4 =3
>>69919
>The Holy Kingdom of Morocco
>Morocco
>Any color
>>89647
i am typing random shit no one else is here
Rolled 4, 5 = 9 (2d6)
>>89647
This Risk thread was abandoned by the OP.
There's another Risk thread, however. >>>>89960
