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Cruzquest: Save a man's life


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After being thoroughly stumped, the soothing embrace of death calls ever sweeter and more lovingly.

How will you avoid the temptation and continue to live your life?

Happiness: 20%
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>>66365
Share a drink with Kasich.
Invite Jeb too, but intentionally give him the wrong address.
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Kill more people under the guise of the zodiac killer
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>>66365
Call Trump
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>Research hypnosis/ hacking tech, and use it to become a supervillain. Activate Cruz Control
>Become a sunbathing philanthropist. Santa Cruz
>Become an internet troll, famed for misdirection
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

Shitpost on /pol/ from my home country of Canada and try to raise support for Hillary or Bernie.

Nibble on some cheese while getting blown by one of my former campaign staffers, a rat has certain urges that must be satisfied.

Also, kill Heidi and dump her body with the rest of them from my serial killer days. She failed in her purpose and whores are more fun anyways.
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