Frank Adventure!
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>My name is Frank!
I am at your disposal. What would you like to do today? I'm feeling horrible since I'm so horribly drawn. My eyes hurt.
But anyway I'm hanging out on this landscape that consists of a single line. We could go somewhere else of add things to this location. A home would be nice. I'm homeless.
But anyway, roll 1d20 and the first to score above 15 can affect my life in any way they please!
grow two heads
Rolled 20 (1d20)
Frank learns the meaningless nature of life, and procures a box in which he takes shelter.
dubs u gotta do it nigga
Frank kill yourself. end the suffering that is your existence, to be free of this horrible existence.
Frank, stop the suffering. remember when your mother left you for death? knowing you will live to be nothing and die nothing to never be remembered is a pain that you can't take away knowing how weak you are just end your pain and suffering.
>>60505
Life is meaningless.. I mean I'm just a few lines vaguely resembling a man. There is no point to anything.
Well at least I have a box now! It's better than before!
>>60546
Forgot the picture!
>>60533
I have no mother I was just poorly drawn in an app. Luckily my creator was nice enough to make me cognizant of this or your word would be very cutting.
Add a shop for porn.
>>60640
Oh thank God! I was getting so bored here with just the landscape and a box. Now I can go in my box and fap! It's really been a great day despite my crippling knowledge of the pointlessness of Existence!
Rolled 17 (1d20)
GROW A PAIR OF BREASTS
>>60804
Oh..well this is interesting..
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>Grow mile long dick
>Shit out of dick
>Eat shit
>Eat dick
>Shit dicks
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>60834
Get a rocket arm
>>60952
I am now an implement if war with bodavious tits. What should I do with my rocket arm? Nothing too serious folks, I'm a pacifist.
Also I'm really glad I didn't get the mile long dick. You people are monsters. If I cared more about Existence I would be furious.
