Eurasia Risk
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Create your kingdoms, conquer strange and unusual people, RPG if you must. Rules are pretty straightforward.
>>60474
First American Empire
Blue
Around Germany
>>60474
The United Slavic Republic.
Siberia.
Teal.
First World Order
Spain
Red
>>60474
The Italian Shogunate
Gold
Italy
>>60474
>Éire
>Green
>Ireland
Working on it now.
MSF
The Army Without Borders
Motherbase
>>60577
More specific please.
>>60597
The middle of the ocean lol
First map is up. A few European powers are cropping up but to the Far East is the fledgling nation based out of the Siberian tundra.
>>60610
Expand down towards Italy
>>60610
Fill Scotland and England
>>60610
Take the rest of Spain. It shall be the capital of this mighty new government.
>>60610
From a the imperial throne in the Eternal City, the Shogun looks at Europe and wishes to create a more prosperous realm. After eating his spaghetti dinner with chopsticks, he commands his armies to conquer Italy.
>>60610
Expand East. We must make a blitzkrieg to the Japanese territories and follow my long term plan
>>60610
The Macedonian Empire of Scorpiongirls
Macedonia
Orange
>>60610
The Commonwealth of Bitches
England
I don't mind colour
The Spanish Autocracy has grown beyond the imperialistic borders of Portugal and has thus expanded into the Moorlands. Shogun Justinian has pushed for the Italian islands and his campaign runs smoothly. The American Emperor is making a steady course for Italy by pushing into Bavaria. Slav XIV has made his way to Kamchatka and is ready to stage the offense for Japan. Eire has managed to swarm the English Isles but is facing resistance from the new Commonwealth of Bitches and a new culture has sprouted from the Macedonian valleys.
>>60728
Expand down into Italy again
>>60728
Wipe out this fool.
>>60728
The shogunate is glad a the Italian country belongs to its rightful owners. But we mussa take Sicily, for its a rightful Italiano land. Then the Italiano armies mussa defend against the Americanos. They won't a take away our katanas and magic minds again.
>>60747
Is this a formal declaration war against the Bitches?
>>60728
Press back against these irish scrum
>>60754
no shit, sherlock
>>60751
You have to go back Pablo
>>60728
We shall expand north.
Two wars have been simultaneously declared!!! The American Empire vs. The Italian Shogunate and Eire vs. The Commonwealth of Bitches! May the best leaders win!
Empire of the Sun
Japan
Grey
>>60728
We shall turn the savages into saints with the gift of strong government. Down further into Africa we go. It's genius. No one else will want it!
>>60728
We, the Slavic people shall pass through the Katll Isles to achieve dominance in Mainland Japan. By starting our project to achieve Eastern dominance. We will be harder to be fought. And if possible, fill the gap in North Siberian Gulag.
>>60791
Prepare for WAR Gook.
>>60833
What Ideology do you follow?
>>60833
Bring it on, sravshit
It's all about world domination! The Slavs have declared war against the Empire of the Sun! All rolls for war shall begin next map iteration which is right now! Roll 3d6 for attack and defense to make it fair! dice+3d6 for those who don't know how.
Rolled 5, 3, 3 = 11 (3d6)
>>60850
WE SHALL WIN THIS WAR BLIN. JAPAN IS FOR SLAVS.
>>60839
We follow Slavism. We try to to be Cheeki Breeki Comrade.
>>60850
When you win, your end number value is how many territories you take.
>>60850
dice+3d6
ERIN GO BRAGH!
>>60850
Attack Italyfags. dice+3d6
>>60850
Expand south and fill it up. Any leftover territories needing to be conquered will go to the east
>>60868
Dice go in options field
Rolled 1, 5, 4 = 10 (3d6)
>>60850
Hope I did that right
Rolled 6, 6, 4 = 16 (3d6)
>>60850
Push a the FAE back. This here an Italiano neighborhood. No room for a baka-gaijin like a the ameri-piggu.
My bad guys, you have to put dice+3d6 in the options section. I apologize.
>>60873
Fuck hold on messed it up
>>60839
AMERICAN EMPIRE
WE HEAR YOU DECLARING WAR AGAINST ITALY WEABOOS
THEY HAVE MADE ROME A HUSK OF WHAT IT ONCE WAS, SHALL WE JOIN TOGETHER IN DEFEATING THEM?
>>60881
HA! SLAV ALWAYS WIN YOU DIRTY JAP.
Look, I be reasonable man. Just give your most qt women and rights to Anime. Then I let live. Da?
Rolled 2, 6, 5 = 13 (3d6)
>>60850
Attack Italy
>>60898
I agree my friend. Lets MAKE ROME GREAT AGAIN
>India
>Poo in loo
>Any color
>>60899
Sneaky Srav wrin dis time. you can have hokkaido-kun without contest if you give up on mainrand nippon!
>>60887
Since our post is a 6, do we roll for war against Italy?
>>60932
YOU DISGUST ME. THIS ISN'T EVEN HUMAN. IT IS MONSTER. CONTINUE WAR.
>>60942
Next iteration, allies will roll together but you both lose one dice as he is alone in this fight. Call it a morale boost but instead of 3d6 its 2d6 for both of you.
>>60975
When you win an attack roll you gain enemy land equal to your end number value, when you win a defense roll you get +5 to land when you call a territory roll. You can all make one attack roll and one territory roll.
>>60975
Two rolls seem to give better odds to victory.
>>60999
Checkem and also you said allies roll together as one right? So if my ally wins do I get any land?
>>60959
Sravshit must pray for forgiveness after reee are done with them!
>>60898
>THEY HAVE MADE ROME A HUSK OF WHAT IT ONCE WAS
Look a here, raguzza. Imma sure you a remember the first other RISK games on a /qst/. Basileus was a baka, desu. He play a too nice, too soft like a pizza dough. Basileus make a Italy into a nuclear fallout land destroyed everything. We make a Italy better again.Also, I'm a sure that the americanos wouldn't want to hold a hands with a scorpion.
>>61015
It'll be a combined roll but yes. Their end value will be how much land but I am trying to make it so the two people attacking have an equal chance of losing as much as the one defender.
>>61026
*scorpiongirls
Kebabic State
Pink
Central turkey
Stepping out for cigarette now. Talk amongst yourselves and make alliances. I'll be back in 15.
>>61061
15 what. minutes? Also
*tips fedora*
>>61026
WEABOOS GET OUT OF MY ROME REEEEEEE
>>61061
15 minutes? Jesus Christ, do you grow the tobacco yourself?
>>60959
In the name of our Emperor HORREEESHIEET we attack the sravshits to the end! We pray to our wargod Jojo-kun to guide us to victory and our next rrroll will be great!
>>61077
I think OP might die of lung cancer when this risk is finished.
>>61061
>cigarette break
Thats what killed the last OP.
>>61093
Wait, you mean killed literally? Or do you mean figuratively?
>>61093
It was actually heart attacks
The commonwealth needs no allies! We will rule the world!
A new nation has risen in Turkey by the name of The Kebabic State. Scorpiongirls and Emperor Justinian have formed an alliance against Emperor Trump. Slav XIV and Emperor Hirosheeto are battling in the East. Eire and the Commonwealth are battling for the British Isles. Who shall reign supreme?
>>61154
Fill India.
>>61154
roll
>>61154
Oh and Poo-Poogali has formed in India to take the ancient land!
>>60850
>Democratic Liberators Free Worker's United Republic
>Vietnam
>whatever color
Rolled 4, 3, 6 = 13 (3d6)
>>61154
CELTIC DEO
Kill the bitches!
>>61164
fill western turkey then middle east
>>61160
Forgot trip
Rolled 6, 1, 5 = 12 (3d6)
>>61154
Keep up the good fight!
>>61154
Actually we're against Justinian
>>61154
PUSH BACK SHITHEAD MENACE>>>
Rolled 5, 6, 4 = 15 (3d6)
>>61154
WE SHALL TAKE JAPAN CYKA BLYAT! YOU GONE TO SHIT. AND SLAV WILL WIN! URAH! URAH! URAH!
>>61154
I think Scorpion is with me. Also attack italy
Rolled 4, 3, 6 = 13 (3d6)
>>61119
The other OP had a smoking problem(unless this the same one) and had to go to the doctor and was told to quit. In reality, I think he's just studying or test-taking for University finals right now.
>>61154
>Scorpiongirls and Emperor Justinian have formed an alliance
I'mma sure a the Scoprion girls want to kill me. Regardless, the shogunate has gotta resist the Americanos. They will a never get our pasta e Italian sword folding secrets.
>>61189
oops my bad.
Rolled 3, 6, 6 = 15 (3d6)
>>61183
somehow I messed up the roll, also hot damn I lost that many already?
>>61185
ivan
it is I, armoe
is our truce still relevant despite being in a different world
Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d6)
>>61189
Forgot roll
>>61208
Okay. Just no name shown.
Rolled 2, 4 = 6 (2d6)
Attack Italy with our sea ports
>>61205
Well then.
>>61189
Comrade. Here is CD produced by Hardbass Records.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBs2tw89dk
>>61220
Ok thanks man.
>>61197
Cyka Blyat. Tie.
>>61154
Still trying to colonize Africa!!
>>61239
What happens in tie? nothing?
>>61248
white peace
>>61248
DMZ I create a black barrier between you two and you can only make a territory roll next turn until the DMZ is lifted.
>>61226
Well shit. You can get the next one. Sorry senpai
>>61229
This is quality. I would be interested in a trade route for Items devoted to our Lord Emperor
Why are people manually rolling? Aren't the rolls decided by your post number?
>>61261
your combined roll is higher you both gain territories.
>>61272
that's what I thought lmao
>>61272
This is for attack
>>61277
Oh, so this is only for war between players correct?
>>61281
You got it
>>61281
Pretty much.
>>61289
k danke. There was nothing saying anything about this in the original post.
You guys fight, I'm just going to take Africa into Israel and avoid the clusterfuck that is now Europe.
>>61269
Da. I agree. Siberia has much lumber. Your land has much stone and metal. We make resource exchange, or NAP as you call it. Da?
>>61281
Hey India, do you want to form a defense treaty or alliance? You expand North and to the East, and I'll take over East Asia.
>>61306
colonize all you want
but Israel is mine
>>61306
Saudi Arabia*
Wtf why did I say Israel?
>>61312
What nation are you?
The wars continue! Scorpiongirls and FAE are gaining ground but will Emperor Justinian have the power to push back? The Red Tide, a group of disparaged Vietnamese rebels has formed to create the powerful Red Tide. Poo-Poogali has managed to swarm beyond India. Eire has managed to conquer the mighty and powerful nation of Wales but across the world Slav XIV and Emperor Hirosheeto have created a no-man's land for several years and will have to resupply and gain further territories.
>>61311
Of course my chilly Ally to the east. I will start sending our Airships at once.
>>61329
Fill Pakistan and Afghanistan.
Rolled 3, 6, 6 = 15 (3d6)
>>61329
>Italy fights alone
Things are a looking a bad for a the Italiano. but we gotta press on. We mussa defend Italy. Whoever wins Italy in the end, everything will a be daijobu.
>>61311
Go to hell you baka! I will not even think about a NAP unless you return mainland japan! also hokkaido! BAKA
(also fill out towards southern japan)
>>61329
Push into the west but dont invade Spain. Let Scorpion get Italy.
>>61322
I'll be in South East Asia next map update. My nation is the DLFWUR, but the name won't be on there due to lack of space.
>>61312
Alright my fellow Asian brother, i'd like to have Myanmmar as that is the territory of the Raja, also Tibet, the rest of East Asia is all yours.
>>61329
fill the three closest provinces in Egypt then expand into iran
Rolled 4, 5, 1 = 10 (3d6)
>>61343
We will acquire Rome!
>>61370
I'm not interested in Africa, friendo. I just a want to defend a Italy.
>>61363
Italy wins the defense! You push back three territories from Scorpiongirls you gain +5 territories on your territory roll!
>>61378
Alliance
>>61379
Then we are good! As you were then.
>>61381
Sounds good to me. Does there have to be a name for this alliance?
>>61400
We shall call ourselves the Red-Poo Coalition
>>61329
Expand to Sahkaline whilst waiting for DMZ to lift.
If any spill left over, claim clay South East.
>>61407
That sounds dangerous and unhealthy, but fine with me. It will strike fear in the opposition, and they will at the very least check out webmd.
>>61420
It says you have low fiber or ass aids.
Made a mistake and correcting it. Almost done.
>>61329
War huh!
>>61571
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
Rolled 1, 4, 5 = 10 (3d6)
>>61571
Forgot to roll
>>61583
Absolutely nothing?
Hey guys I fucked up hard and I have to redo the whole map5. I will continue this tomorrow 6:30 PM Eastern US time. I am sorry that I made a huge mistake and will also write out all the rules tomorrow. Thank you helping me get this started. I appreciate it and hope to see you all tomorrow.
>>61603
FUCK
>>61603
FUCK
>>61603
Ok... damn it
Well I suppose I'll go back to the cultural evo thread
>>61603
Its disappointing but its forgivable, OP. Tons of other RISK hosts make huge mistakes. Thanks for hosting this round for us.
Hey, I won't be such a fuck-up tomorrow and I have to admit this is my first Risk thread but I promise you...
>>61591
Say it again!
>>61642
Dont worry about bro.
>>61603
Ok no probs m8 I had to go to bed soon anyway
>>61642
It's okay, your rules are cool
>>61642
Will you restart the whole thing, or continue with this?
>>61685
I'm gonna continue on map5. I just have to redo it all because I fucked up with the DMZ and can't switch back the color...such a simple yet undoable fix....
bump just to be safe
Safety Bump.
Cam on It's near 6PM Central OP.
I'M PUMPED
HYP
Its time.
OP pls don't be dead
>>68637
Those two black and Mexican hands...
Well I got to go soon
I got somewhere to be at 6:30 Central
If OP doesn't show up soon at maybe around 7:30, I'll step up to host. Though I've played a couple of games, I've never actually hosted. I'll do my best.
>>68874
Good luck wherever you may go, Kebab.
>>68896
Would there happen to be any room left for another player or would you be restarting the whole game?
>>68922
You can join. We were restarting.
>>68896
Spot Reservation
>The United Republic of Slavs (TUSR)
>Red
>Siberia
>>69018
Can you put me down as a reservation as well?
>Kingdom of Scotland
>Yellow
>Scotland.
Spot Reservation
>Poo-Poogali
>Brown
>India
>>69018
Put me in too
>United Worker's Republics
>Vietnam
>whatever color
>>69053
Alliance again?
Alright goys, I'm finishing up the names and territories. You will all start with five.
>>69072
Yes. Same name as always.
>Blue
>Italian Shogunate
>Italy
soon
>>69073
Alright.
>>69141
Oi, Americans, you want to help balance out Russia and India's influence?
>>69141
Did you want the same color and location?
With the loss of the old OP, a new RISK game has begun. Which nations will survive and live in glory, and which will be left in the dust and forgotten?
Tell me if I made any mistakes or errors.
>>69209
Expand southeast senpai
>>69209
Expand Slav East into COLDER Siberia.
>>69209
Fill the rest of Scotland and begin conquering the damn English dogs!
>>69209
Expand South and West, filling up Siam (that's what it's called in real risk anyway) and malaysia. DO NOT INVADE MYANMAR. In the unlikely event of spill, expand north along the east coast.
>>69209
Rolling for the Italian Shogunate that hopes to unite Italy under its banner.
>>69209
Start filling India
As the infamous red tide of the UWR sweeps the shores of Siam, their allies in India start to contaminate the land with their filth. In Europe, the Americans and Scots make their moves in the race to conquer the continent. Meanwhile, the Slav Republic continues treading into the unforgiving and relentless Siberian lands.
>>69327
Expand down towards greece
>>69327
Continuing filling England, overflow into Ireland or Iceland if I manage to fill it completely.
Americans, I will require the lands of Norway and Sweden in order to march east and not interfere in your continental ambitions. NAP together if I agree to stay out of France and Denmark?
>>69327
Continue filling India baby.
>>69327
Fill up Malaysia, expand west to the eastern Myanmar border, then expand north along the coast.
Also 'infamous'?
That hurts man
>>69327
Expand South into Aisa. Slav land that needs more Slav.
>>69363
Red bro pls don't touch Burma, it's part of the Raja.
>>69400
k, thanks.
Rolled 2, 4, 1 = 7 (3d6)
Mudslime Confederacy
Around Persia
Whatever color you want
Fourth Reich
Black
Germany
>>69483
How about grey? The last time an OP used black it halted the game.
>>69513
That's cool.
>>69528
I don't know if you saw but I am also in Germany so how are we gonna work this
>>69579
Fuck. My bad, I'll take Scandinavia instead
>>69603
Alright bro, sounds good
>>69618
Our legions will not yield you inbred tea-drinkers
Emperor Trump takes his American forces into southern Europe with much ease. The King of Scotland storms into England, pikes armed and ready. Khan and the Queen better watch their backs! The Shogun of Italy begins his weeaboo march in earnest. In Asia, the Red-Poo alliance continue their crappy conquest in the southern realm. But a lone nation in the north, its frost adorned citizens dressed in Adidas tracksuits, fake gold, and newsboy hats, squat down into east Asia. As this all unfolds, two new nations sprout from the earth...
test to see if 4chan ate my reply
>>69327
I am back
>Fill turkey, expand north if extra moves
>>69637
Keep filling India, focus primarily on the west.
>>69637
Expand up the coast, invade Korea, take Taiwan.
>>69637
ALL OF THE PIKES, FORWARD MARCH AND CLAIM ALL OF BRITANNIA FOR THE CLANS!
>>69637
Comrades. We must take Japan. Land of degenerate anime. And TRUE Slavic factories of Slav propaga- I mean, Western animation. Western Animation is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT! Definitely not, no Siree, Slav Progaganda.
>>69637
Expand south into Arabian peninsula
>>69637
Expand East more
>>69637
Start Kingdom of Iceland in Iceland. Cyan color.
>>69637
Expand north into Norway, Sweden, and Finland
Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>69637
i roll for quality of persian architecture. expand southwest towards kuwait.
>>69637
rolling for Italian clay in Spain.
hol up goys
real life happened
hol up
I may end up getting off from being host soon. Please deliberate as to who may be the next OP while I may do the last mupdate.
>>69834
What happened op?
>>69840
The Hun nation clearly attacked.
>>69840
Family matters/issues just suddenly came up.
>>69860
Family is synonymous with free mercenary.
War brews! The Slavs take Nihon, ancient homeland of the Italians! They begin to take the japanese studios hostage to make great slav animation. Worker and Parasite won many awards that year at the Academy Awards. But the Red-Poo alliance continues to sneak upon the face of Asia like a silent, deadly fart. The Kingdom of Scotland steps on the Anglo soil of Britannia for their own! But those petulant Irishmen are in the way of conquest. Emperor Trump of the First American Empire meets the Kebab States in Turkey. Will Trump stump the Kebab, or will the Kebab skewer the Americans? Tragedy strikes the Italians, as the vision of a weeaboo Europe fades as the Justinian shogunate has collapsed and ceased movement in Spain(the Usurper assassinated by Scorpiongirl rebels). The Persians have begun their own land grabs as well. Architecture, proud and lofty, awaits them in the real estate of Kuwait. The 4th Reich, beginning their quest for power in Scandinavia. Hopefully they will return the Nordic pride and save it from Sharia Law. In the distant northern isles, the King of Iceland gathers his people and lands for conquest.
This will be my last mupdate. I now declare this thread cursed to the poor anon that has to OP it since it happens to kill every anon that hosts it. Pray that the fate of the last two hosts does not come upon you. it was fun being host, and I'm regretfully sorry to disappoint you all.
Also, OP is a faggot, et cetera, et cetera.
>>70020
Take south korea by sea route and spill into Japan. Sorry to see you leave op you did good.
>>70020
Pretty good op. RIP. I hope to see you again.
>>70020
Well, for now until we get another hoster I petition the Kebabic State for a Defensive Treaty, if they're up for some islamic/zoroastrian cooperation.
>>70020
>just the tip
Continue further north into Scandinavia
Farewell OP. Great continuation of the thread senpai
Who will be the new OP?
>>70020
Conquer the rest of Iceland.
>>70020
Crush the Icelandic fools for they will soon for us!
Anyways, who wants to run now? ;;
>>70176
They call me the one who forgets to change his fucking name. I'm the Mudslime Confederacy.
>>70020
Fill India incase another OP shows up.
I can step up to host tomorrow ~7:30CT if nobody will do it tonight
>>70289
I'd be okay with that.
>Drunken Dunkers
>Russia
>Orange
>>75955
go to bed, dude
I am reading my own thread...talk about an out-of-body experience...I was gonna continue this tonight as I have been called into work twice in one week....faggots anyway, I can prove it.
>>81350
Are you accepting new players?
>>81408
I will be starting over tonight.
>>81429
when?
