u wake up and now ure an anime grill with big bobbies. what do?
sukk them
Try to take over the world!
Find some footpads and give them the what-for.
Wonder if this means I have to go to work.
>>5262
Revive the ancient dragon and become one with the elder gods
>>5272
u decide to sukk ure left bob. it tastes like bacon and eggs mm. but now it covered all in saliva, gross! u think u ned a shower. what do now?
>>5311
Die in a large saucepan
>>5311
Go take a Bubble Bath.
>>5311
cry and stroke your pussy
>>5311
Call ur bf and hve the sex
>>5311
take shower and use the nice smelling shampoo
>>5324
u decide to take a bubble bathe. kimochii! feels good! now ure clean u feel ready for anything. what do next?
>>5359
try to look cute
>>5359
take on the man, fight the system
take self photo and sent to 4chan with timestamp
>>5359
Sharpie in pooper
>>5359
Invoke the Penguin
>>5369
u decide to show off ure new body to ure pals on 4chan so u take a selfie. but then lots of rude posters reply sayin things like tits or gtfo and calling u fake coz anime isnt real and saying ure room is messy and u should clean it. now ure feelin depressed :( what do?
>>5433
Throw piss jug at cat
>>5433
make thread on /qa/ about how /b/ is cancer
>>5433
Invoke the penguin
>>5433
Clean room and become better than the haters.
>>5440
u have a mental breakdown an decide to empty ure piss jug all over ure neighbors cat. u can feel the rage building insdie u
>>5561
Pengiun is love. Invoke
>>5561
Oh no! The cat bites yr nipple
>>5561
Meme on the cat
>>5561
We take that rage and funnel it into the local high schools after school Tank and Armored Fighting Vehicle club.
>>5262
Sit back and relax, bored out of my skill.