The Adventures of Gregg Casey
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You, GREGG CASEY, wake up in what appears to be a cell of some sort. What do you do?
>Slip through bars because i'm a 2d drawing
>>52343
If it were only so easy. Despite your TWO-DIMENSIONAL BEING, you seem to exist in a TWO-DIMENSIONAL EXPRESSION OF A THREE-DIMENSIONAL UNIVERSE, meaning that you have some sense of depth, but cannot take advantage of it. Boring!
Remove that darn band aid
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>52460
cut off my leg and toss it through the bars
Rolled 2 (1d6)
Grab the knife and throw it out the window as far as possible
>>52329
take the knife and carve a beautiful butterfly into my left wrist to remain at a mentally stable status and not panic about my situation (works everytime)
>>52678
You grab the KNIFE and clench the handle tightly. There's something different about this KNIFE. It feels... good. Strangely good. It's the kind of knife you want to have on you when you've been pinned down by a bear wearing assless chaps. It's the kind of knife you'll pass on to your third-favorite grandson in your will, not because you like him less, but because you'll feel he needs it most.
(continued)
>>52784
Remove bandaid
>>52678
>>52784
Without much reason, you sling the KNIFE as far as possible outside the window. Perhaps a better OWNER will stumble upon it...
Rolled 6, 12, 8, 4, 12, 8, 19, 7, 16, 18 = 110 (10d20)
>>52897
With no knife, I now have to gnaw my leg off and toss it out the window
>>52599
>>52837
You spy a BANDAGE on the OTHERWISE SEEMINGLY NORMAL PAINTING. You have STRONG FEELINGS against things that are not NORMAL. Let's see if you can't fix that!
Rolled 17, 17, 10, 9, 20, 7, 1, 11, 11, 18 = 121 (10d20)
>>52897
Look out the window to see if it has hit anything
>>52949
Pick up pumpkin.
>>52599
>>52837
>>52949
Oh! It appears that the OTHERWISE SEEMINGLY NORMAL PAINTING was naught but a cover for a BLUEWALL SAFE. How peculiar!
>>53041
Now, if only there were a way to open it...
>>52952
At first glance, you see nothing but a SCENIC, BUT RATHER BORING AND FEATURELESS, LUSH FIELD. However, sooner than anyone in their right mind would really want, you notice the KNIFE... hurtling back at you!!
Quick, GREGG! Roll ONE D10 to dodge!
>>53109
dice+1d10
>>53272
fug I beefed it
I'll be taking a break for the evening, gents. Don't hesitate to suggest more things!
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>53109
>>53431
noice, gregg got this
