CYOA - OP cant draw with a deadline edition
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Well, I've been wanting to make a CYOA thread for a while, but hey, i cant draw with a deadline like CYOA threads demand.
I mean, i can draw, but not well in the space of 10 minuites.
So I'll draw in MS paint. Really shittily. With a mouse.
So, lets get started.
You wake up in what looks like a basement.
One of your arms is chained to the wall.
What do you do?
Inspect the basement.
>>51094
You look around, And you see:
A table with some tools on it
Some garbage on the floor (In reach)
A bowl of food (In reach)
A hacksaw (In reach)
Some rags (In reach)
Hmmm....
>>51109
Eat food for strenght, you are going to need it...
>>51109
commit suicide my strangulation
>>51115
by* sorry
>>51114
Using your hand as a spork, you shovel the food into your mouth.
>>51115
You wrap your free hand around your neck, and strangle yourself until you pass out.
You wake up later.
>>51126
What tools are on the table?
>>51126
Inspect bowl, if it's made of ceramic, smash it on chain. If it isn't, hit it against the chain anyways.
>>51136
You cant see from the angle you're at, But guessing from the shapes of what's visible, I'd say...
A screwdriver,
A wrench,
And some wirecutters.
There are probably some more on the table.
>>51140
You slam the bowl into the chain. It's made of plastic, so it kinda just folds.
...You do realise there's a hacksaw you can reach, right?
Eat some of the garbage
>>51156
Use hacksaw on chain, but keep the bowl just incase.
>>51167
You grab the hacksaw by the handle, and start sawing away at the chain
After a while the chain breaks, but so does the hacksaw's blade.
You grab your plastic bowl, and stand up.
Freedom!
>>51186
Grab bag of tools and inspect garbage, we might find a newspaper clipping with the date on.
>>51199
You stuff as many tools as you can into a bag, not looking at what you're putting in there.
While you're at it, You might aswell figure out when the fuck you are.
Huh. 19th of June 2016.
>>51237
So we know we are in modern times, head of entrance
>>51260
>
You walk up the basement steps and into what looks like a kitchen.
There's someone there eating a sandwich.
They turn to you, with a look of both surprise and anger in their eyes.
Oh shit.
>>51237
What's the last day you remember?
>>51306
start chucking shit from your bag at them until you can find an exit
>>51329
You reach into your bag o' tools and start hurling things at the man until something happens.
You get a screwdriver through his eye. Nice.
Actually, not nice.
He's like, REALLY pissed now.
I suggest grabbing a weapon and killing them. The bowl should work.
>>51401
You also toss your bowl at them.
Did you really expect that to work?
>>51419
Tackle him while he's distracted.
>>51487
While he's distracted, you tackle him to the floor.
He starts throwing punches, Getting you in the chest a few times.
>>51515
Try to head butt the screw driver further into his skull.
>>51541
WHAM
You slam your head into the handle of the screwdriver, Driving it through his eye socket into his brain. Either you killed him, or he's a fucking vegetable now.
Good job.
KILL TALLY: 1
You stand up, Standing over the corpse of your fallen captor.
What now?
Taste his flesh. I hear it taste like ham.
>>51598
See if the guy has anything valuable
>>51598
Cut his head off and tie it to your waist, you'll intimidate the other bad guys as you encounter them.
>>51598
Go full serbian film on his eye hole
Check your surroundings for others, then retrieve your trusty screwdriver, as well as the man's clothes.
>>51663
Remember to pick up your trusty (and useless) bowl.
>>51612
>>51614
You search the man for anything valuable, and take his wallet.
It has 50 USD in it.
Well, now we know where we are, too.
Driven mad by your hatred for your captor, You hack a chunk off his leg and toss it in the frying pan.
When it's done, you dig in.
Tastes kinda like veal. But not too firm. Not too soft, either. You could get used to this.
>>51640
>>51655
>>51663
You hack off his head, and before you strap it to your belt, You yank the screwdriver out of his stab-hole before fucking him in it.
>>51663
There's nobody else here, and there's not much worth taking.
You'll take a long-ass knife he has in one of his drawers, though.
And those sunglasses.
Sunglasses are cool.
And, of course.
>>51671
Your bowl.
(Im not drawing all that, that'd take way too long.)
>>51687
Explore the rest of his home.
Ditch the knife, privilege breeds weakness. Wield the screwdriver as your sword and the bowl as your shield.
You may now search for the door.
>>51687
take that silly shit off, ensure the doors are locked, and take a shower.
>>51727
Yeah, check your Knife-Privilege and use the screwdriver you white CIS scum
>>51723
>>51727
"Nah, fuck it." you say to yourself, before whomping the knife into the corpse. You dont need it.
The rest of his house doesnt have much bu- WAIT A DAMN SECOND.
[B]TRUCK KEYS![/B]
You waltz outside the house into...
The motherfucking desert.
>>51749
Let's take a look around, what do we see around us?
>>51749
Observe desert sand. If it's fine and small then dunes are up ahead, if it's average size sand then there might be large rocks and boulders. These facts may affect us later.
>>51766
A truck, the shack you just walked out of, and a highway.
Apart from that, just sand.
Try the sand. Does it taste normal?
>>51774
You're... not an expert on sand.
Sand is sand. At least to you it is, anyway.
>>51791
What time is it?
>>51801
Around 9 AM.
>>51791
Check the truck while mumbling "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
Does the truck have gas?
We must conserve our gas. Begin pushing the truck while mumbling more star wars quotes.
>>51843
You push the truck.
While mumbling star wars quotes.
You sad, strange man.
>>51861
you gain magic powers and summon mecha hitler and he rises from the ground and helps you in your journey to kill jews
>>51879
You focus with all your might, but you just cant do it.
>>51879
While mumbling words about killing jews you realise you don't have magic powers.
This heat might be getting to you.
>>51861
You put the bowl on your head to protect from the heat.
Begin conversation with Mr. Bowl.
It may be a while until he starts responding, but atleast pretending he cares feels nice.
>>51910
As you realise that the heat might be getting to you, You take off your shirt and tie it around your waste, and use your bowl for shade.
>>51912
Being affected by the heat, You also start talking to Mr. Bowl.
You swear to yourself that the heat toatally isnt getting to you.
Totally.
When you get the truck to the road, you get in and start driving south as you have a conversation about philosophy with Mr.. Bowl
>>51935
Argue with the bowl.
>>51956
Apologise to the bowl. He's your only friend.
Also, check out the inside of the truck and it's trunk.
>>51940
You finally get the truck to the road, Climb in, start the engine and start driving south.
As you do this, You start a really interesting conversation about the meaning of life with Mr. Bowl.
>>51968
but then remember the bowl came from the house you were captored in. So start suspecting the bowl was in on it the whole time.
>>51160
omfg dude i laughed so hard at this. reminds me of my old infocom days.
>>51988
Throw him out of the window.
Run him over a couple of times.
>>51998
You think about it, and almost do it, too.
But then you remember.
Mr. Bowl is your only friend in this godforsaken world.
Your only friend.
>>51998
Cry after.
He was your only friend.
Remember how cruel world really is.
You start to feel like you should have died in that basement.
Consider suicide.
But then think "What if the bowl was also abducted?" WHAT IF HE WAS INNOCENT and you saved him?
Consider suicide a bit more.
Maybe accident?
>>52011
Mmmm fuck yes op.
I'm rooting for mr. bowl. If he dies I'm gonna cry.
Also, maybe bowl is sentient but we can hear his thoughts but not Protagonist?
>>52035
I am also rooting for Mr. Bowl.
I'll think about the Mr. Bowl thoughts thing.
>>52035
Bowl is actually one of us.
For we are Protagonist.
And bowl is but a figment of Protagonist's imagination.But he doesn't know that.
You stop the truck and go see if Mr. Bowl is still alive
Search under truck seat for drugs
>>52055
Stop filling our head with lies!
Bowl is alive.
QUICK RECAP:
Wow, It's been an eventful start to our hero's journey, hasn't it? Here's a little rundown of what we did:
-Broke out of captivity
-Killed a guy
-Stole his truck
-Went crazy from heatstroke
-Became best friends with a plastic bowl.
You start to wonder if Mr Bowl shares your love of the Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx.
>>52075
ENOUGH WITH THE TEASING.
MORE BOWL
>>52069
You search around in the truck for some drugs, and woah, you're lucky. You found some weed, some rolling paper, and a cheap lighter.
You and Mr. Bowl are gonna have fun tonight.
Wait, that sounds gay.
I mean you're gonna get high as shit.
>>52089
Hmmm.....
You look around to try to get an idea of where you are.
>>52112
Check if there's any sort of map in the truck.
>>52156
..You're driving south.
In a stolen truck.
I thought we already covered this.
While getting high, the thought occurs to you that if anyone finds out about you and Mr. Bowl's friendship, you would be taken away.
You and Mr. Bowl make an oath to each other to never take the medications that the government will try to force upon you.
You decide that since you're not doing much you should praise the sun like a sun crazed mother fucker
>>52159
You search for a map, And find one in the glovebox. Looks like there's a town up ahead if you just keep driving.
>>52169
But of course.
>>52197
Go into town and search for some type of water or drinks, you know you are going to be thirsty as fuck after blazing a joint while heat stroked
>>52223
But what if they're the same kind of people that locked you in that basement?
We could also very well be a wanted man after murdering a person and then stealing their car.
>>52233
Keep a low profile, maybe search around the outskirts of town for water or supplies
>>52223
You arrive in town, but as soon as you step out of the truck, You see people's faces turn to ones of horror.
Oh yeah, forgot you had that head strapped to your belt.
>>52253
Dammit.
Uhh, keep it cool. Act as if you're also surprised.This clearly isn't going to work, so if it comes down to it, we blame the bowl.
>>52253
tuck head under arm like football and get the fuck out of there
>>52281
1) No way. Mr Bowl is our only comrade.
2) You act freaked out too, And unclip the head from your belt. You grab Mr Bowl and your drugs, and run like hell. Hopefully nobody saw your face.
>>52297
We still had our shirt wrapped around our head, right? If so, that's another thing they haven't seen, along with our eyes.
>>52366
Oh.
Fuck.
Anyways, keep running. If we've got any more drugs, throw them out.
>>52366
"FUCK, SHIT, PISS, TWAT, CUNT, DICK, SHART, BASTARD, WANK, COCKMONGER, PICKLESITTER, NIG-NOG, RECTUM RAVAGER, PEICE OF ASS"
That garbled mess of curse words was the sentence you screamed at the law enforcement as you legged it from them, Logging the decapitated head at them.
>>52397
Try to make a loop to go back to your truck and get out of here. I recommend going back to the shack to devise a plan.
>>52426
Distracted by the head, The officers dont notice you running to your truck and driving back to the shack.
You werent followed.
Well shit, there's a slightly decomposed corpse on the floor surrounded with blood.
Mr. Bowl, we're home.
Rather than using the head to slow them down, use it as a distraction while you spin around and duel them with your screwdriver. Eye shots only.
Remember, you do it all for Mr. Bowl.
>>52443
Scrap that, it was no necessary.
Now that we are home, we need to practice our screwdriver dueling incase next time we have to fight.
>>52455
Good idea, But how?
Lift some. We need to make gains.
>>52468
Using the mangled corpse as a weight, You start to bench press... However much that dead guy weighs.
>>52467
Stab everything in sight and lift bro.
When you feel confident enough, look for a phone and try to order a pizza, offering to tip $500 if they deliver to the desert.
>>52500Had fun m8s, don't kill off bowl while I'm gone.
>>52501
You also repeatedly stab the corpse.
When you feel a bit stronger, You grab the nearest phone and find a leaflet for a pizza place.
The conversation, for your immershuns:
"Uh... yeah, can I get... a large margarita pizza? And some breadsticks."
"Sir... we dont deliver to the deser-"
"I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS"
"Shit alright man lemme just get that boxed for you".
A while later, you get your pizza.
But... you only have 50 dollars.
Shit.
The answer is obvious. Kill the pizza guy and use his corpse to double your weight lifting potential.
>>52583
Hm... Good idea.
You ready your screwdriver behind your back.
>>52583
Stole the words straight from my mouth.
>>52595
Have the decapitated body in a chair by the door, and yell to the pizza guy to come in, then stab him when he opens the door and sees the body.
Make sure the body is the last thing he sees before you stab his eyes.
>>52642
"Oh. uh, I have your money in here. Cmon."
You lead him into the room, where the mangled corpse is sat.
As the man tries to turn and run, You drive your screwdriver into the back of his neck, Killing him instantly.
Damn you're good.
FREE FUCKIN' PIZZA!
>>52693
go search his car for anything useful, also destroy his cellphone in case it has gps. Finally, siphon his gas out into your pickup truck. If you can't find a garden hose to do this, prepare to just drive his car (if it has more gas)
Eat the pizza while uses both corpses as weights
>>52718
Fuck that man, we're pretty much Rambo by now. Let's just jack his car and go blow things up!
We'll need more screwdrivers too.
>>52761
search the guy's car, chances are that he has to make more deliveries so he might have some more food.
>>52771
Yes. Yes he does.
You steal all his pizzas, and break his phone while you're at it.
>>52779
Okay next, we need some rest, maybe look for a bed or something so we can clear our head and think of a plan overnight. Put the pizzas under the two bodies to keep them warm overnight too.
Search for an ID. Try to steal his identity
>>52813
You stick the pizzas under the corpses, and get some rest on the sofa.
You turn on the tv, and slip into unconciousness to the sound of the late-night cartoons.
>>52813
DONT SLEEP IN THE HOUSE! The cops will be on their way any minute now! Search for caffeine pills or some other way of staying awake. Also WHAT HAPPENED TO MR BOWL! HES MISSING! OH GOD
>>52857
DON'T TAKE THE PILLS! TRUST NOTHING!
You must flee the house! Burn the evidence!
>>52857
Nah mr bowl's sat in the kitchen.
You wake up in the morning, And everything seems fine. Goodie.
to prove i can draw well given time, I'mma draw a HD drawing of Mr Bowl while i respond to these.
Try to think of somewhere to go. We need to avoid the cops, but we also need to figure out why you were in that basement.
We need to escape to Alaska.
There no one can question our entirely straight love with Mr. Bowl.
After all, this life is way better than your old one, right?
Wait.. What was our old life like?
>>52909
Good idea, look for a personnal diary belonging to the guy we beheaded, it might shed some light on why we were in his basement.
Done!
>>52977
Search the mans posessions for any form of our stuff. e.g. drivers license, wallets, passports, whatever.
>>52977
Okay, look for a list of contacts maybe? Some family members or maybe even a work colleague.
>>53005
Well, You DO have his wallet.
...
Huh.
Dave Smith....
You know that guy.
He was that kid from New Mexico.
Wait, is THAT where we are?
>>53019
Take a complete inventory of our.. well.. Inventory.
BTW, I might have to go soon, so can you guys either keep this thread alive or archive it?
Not going yet, but just incase I need to
Ofc ill carry this on tomorrow.
>>53070
That's why we gotta look for contacts. If the man was smart, he'd know someone who could help him fall off the grid in case his kidnapping thing went south.
Also, bury the bodies when you're done searching them. No evidence left behind.
>>53100
Good idea. The voice in your head that, for some reason, you've named 'XqKGJ/3j', gave you a pretty good idea.
You look around the shack, and eventually find some contact details for someone who could knock you off the grid.
You dial the number.
"EH, WHADDA YOU WANT, HERMANO?!"
>>53137
"Ey shit went south on that last job I did, and I gotta get the fuck out of dodge. I need ideas"
>>53171
"Ehhh.... You sound different, man. You alright?"
MORE BOWL
Say you got pucnhed in the throat.
>>53137
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>53190
No man. I'm not alright. The fucker stabbed me in the fucking throat. I can't go to the fucking cops or the hospital so I called you. What are you, my fucking doctor or my.. well.. whatever the fuck you print on your business cards. I'm not gonna pay you to ask me stupid fucking questions, i'm gonna pay you for results.
>>53208
You swiftly don your comrade, Mr. Bowl.
>>53213
"Uh, alright, man. I'll be over in a few."
>>53239
FUCK if hes coming over we need a disguise.. Uh.. Wrap your face up in bandages and hide the bodies so he can't identify us. If he asks why, explain the kid got out and tried to fuck you up with a fucking screwdriver of all things.
>>53239
Okay now here's where its gonna pass or break. We need to convince the beaner that he can trust us so we'll give him the 50$ and all the pizzas. After that we gotta pray to the Bowl-God that he takes the offering.
>>53262
Let's drive back into the town real quick and make a mask out of the head we tossed.
>>53262
You quickly run down to the basement, Wrap your face in the bandages from earlier, and hide the bodies in a closet.
A while later, you hear some knocking at the door.
>>53295
"ITS ME, YOU FUCKIN' IDIOT!"
How nice.
>>53305
Open the door.
Open the door?
>>53305
Open up and ask him how long until you can go under, hopefully you had a deposit made for when a situation like that might arise so money won't be an issue.
>>53314
>
You open the door, and there's some fatass neckbeard cunt there.
Ew.
"Alright, so you need a new identity? What happened to the prick in the basement?"
>>53322
"Shit, I dunno, A day or so, I guess."
>>53349
He's dead. You want the body?
And of course i need a new identity. What you think I should just fuck off into town with my old identity? why don't i turn myself in while i'm at it.
>>53349
Just say he ran away after stabbing you, no need to raise suspicions.
>>53364
"You fuckin' killed him, you idiot? You were meant to keep him alive until Steve got here, You spaz!"
>>53070
Wait what happened to our weed?
>>53387
oh yeah, forgot that one
Sing La Cucaracha and smoke our mexi brother out. Then explain our cause and hope he will help.
>>53405
"Man, I aint smokin' shit til you tell me whats goin' on."
"AND WHY DO YOU HAVEA FUCKIN' BOWL ON YOUR HEAD"
>>53435
Dude, I've had a fucking hell of a day. Just blaze this with me and I will explain everything. No bullshit.
>>53454
"Hell of a day? It's fuckin' 8:23 in the mornin', man."
Some of us don't sleep at night okay?
>>53483
Yeah, and i've been dealing with this shit since 4:30.
What the fuck are we gonna do man.
>>53513
Alright man, but the fuck do you want me to do til then?
>>53517
"Not my problem, man."
Give mr Bowl some pizza.
"Just hit this shit real quick then."
>>53560
After the chubby prick leaves, You feet Mr. Bowl some pizza as a reward for not blowing your cover.
(cba to draw rn. sorry.)
>>53570
Ah damn, he bounced
>>53574
lets see if this guy had a computer
>>53613
Yeah, but it's running windows XP.
>>53626
runescape should run on that. Lets play runescape and watch porn til we get our new identity.
Shit, I gotta go for the night.
I'll be back around 4 PM GMT + 0.
KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE FOR ME, BOYS
or at least archive it
DO IT FOR THE BOWL
Hello friend
FOR THE BOWL
Bump for da bowl
bump for bowl
Bump
I declare myself the main voice.
- Named Mr. Bowl
- Established a badass relationship with Mr. Bowl
- Had him ditch the pansy knife and end up being a screwdriver god.
Waiting bump
OP IS BACK BITCHES
Unfortunatley, since i turned my PC off instead of putting it in standby, I lost my OP powers.
So uh
yeah.
>>58140
actually hold up
test
>>58143
Still got your ID man.
Now back to work, we demand more Mr. Bowl adventures!
>>58143
And still have your text formating( that's only OP power, isn't it?). So, please return mom.
>>58315
Check it for weird porn. If locked try "password"
>>58394
Well shit, Hacker McGee. He DOES have weird porn!
>>58503
Spend time on the computer, to consume time, until you get new ID. Before that bring some tissues, you will need it for sure.
>>58503
Roll a joint, have some pizza, have a fap and we'll improvise from here I guess
