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You stare at the man in the mirror. You do not know your name, your date of birth, or anything.
Dubs decides name and birth.
>>47398
no name, born yesterday
Born centuries ago, name is Earl
Rolled 119 (1d1000)
>>47398
Your name is Bailey Jay. World renowned superstar trap. It's almost time for a porn shoot of you in a japanese schoolgirl uniform fapping. You know you have an illness of the mind. But it sure is a high paying illness.
>>47398
Adolf 1889
Rolled 952 (1d1000)
>>47412
Modern day. Re roll
>>47412
>>47422
your name is BAILEY JAY and you are at home doing a modelling shoot
You become hungry.
wat do?
(high numbero)
>>47461
so you just choose which one you want instead of going with the first one? what a faggot
>>47463
he had a high number
you had no number
he also got dubs >>47422 with my favorite number so yes.
will suck dick for free.
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Your hungry grows! Your stomach becomes a mean lean green grumble machine. There's a grocery store near you and a variety of restaurants (dubs, 2's or highest roll decides)
Rollin'
Rolled 211 (1d1000)
>>47542
Go to grocery store for chicken skin and pigs feet.
Rolled 870 (1d1000)
>>47542
Get lean food such as vegetables, avoid protein. to maintain your slightly chubby yet good form.
>>47792
(2 AND a 211. I love you).
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so you're at the grocery store with all ur cool items but you realize something as you walk down the aisle. You have no money! You've blown it all off on dragon cum and wigs. What will you do?
Rolled 128 (1d1000)
>>47829
Simple. You're Bailey Jay, super pornstar. Fuck the manager for your groceries of lean vegetables and bread.
>>47829
Attempt to steal the chicken skins and pork legs by shoving them in your pants and making them look like you have an uncomfortably large penis.
Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d2)
>>47980
Rollin
