>won't take ten minutes to reply edition
What is your name?
>>43686
Our name is ">won't take ten minutes to reply edition"
You remember your name! It's >won't take ten minutes to reply edition!
People call you Won't for short. Your parents were horrible sadists.
You are embarrassed to admit you have no idea where you are
Where are you?
This is a test, ignore this.
>>43739
Germany 1939
>>43739
we are in "This is a test, ignore this.".
>>43741
"This is a test, ignore this" floats into your mind. But you can't ignore the fact that you need to figure out where you are.
>>43762
We are inside a human, as we are a germ
>>43773
You remember! You are inside a human! You are a germ named Won't!
Who's body are we inside of and what part?
>>43811
you are in the dick of Austin Powers
>>43811
adolf hitler's brother, randolph hitler. in his lower intestine.
>>43834
We are in the dick of Austin Powers, International man of mystery. He picked you up in a Scandinavian whorehouse while undercover.
What is your mission inside the member of the sexiest man alive
>>43879
make his dick turn black and fall off in the crapper
>>43887
oh no baby!
>>43887
Won't is an evil germ that wants to necrotise the most prolific penis on the planet! How will you do this won't?
>>43930
manipulate platelets, deflect white blood cells in penis
>>43958
You float up to a platelet and begin manipulating it.
"Hey grrl.. I can make your dreams come true."
The platelet seems unimpressed
A wild white blood cell appears!
"U WOT M8??"
The white blood cell send out dissolving tentacles to combat your attempt at manipulation
roll 1d100 to see if you get absorbed DC 20
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>44042
Successfully mate with the white blood cell and get eachother pregnant
>>44057
The white blood cell is male and cannot be inseminated.
However you do successfully avoid being absorbed!!
You deflect the white blood cell and it runs away crying like a bitch.
What will you do next?
>>44095
split into two
>>44109
DC10 roll a d100
Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>44171
am i doing it right
