Frost Bite Quest #1 - How Not to Freeze
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Welcome to Frost Bite, a quest about how not to freeze in the sub arctic world.
Before we begin we need to build our character.
Firstly, is our character:
>Male
>Female
>>362953
Male
Starting a little late, eh?
>>362953
>>Female
>>362953
Male
>>362980
>>363015
Male it s then.
Next, what is one special trait our character has?
>>363020
The ability to shit grenades
>>363020
Years of practice means he can start a fire in all but the worst conditions
>>363029
This
>>363029
This sounds sweet and super handy.
>>363029
>>363036
>>363037
Our character is able to make a fire in most conditions One condition he can't make a fire in is out in the sub arctic wasteland.
We are ready to begin
>>363070
"Why me?"
You meekly utter, barely able to your own words over the sound of the containment vehicle.
The bitter cold pierces your being and chills you to the very core.
This is your punishment. this is your retribution. This, is your hell.
Hey, what the hell's in the bag?
>>363147
You currently do not know for it is locked closed
The vehicle comes to a stop after a hour or so.
A door slowly opens, very little light fills the cabin. As the door opens an extreme amount of cold air comes over you.
The door fully opens. A man tells you to grab the bag and exit the vehicle. Hell awaits you
>>363163
Is there anything in our pockets?
1: Does the bag feel heavy?
2: What is the man carrying and wearing?
>>363170
No. everything was confiscated and destroyed
>>363175
The bag is surprisingly light, almost as if it was empty.
The man is wearing a Vatican soldier gear (thermal armor meant to protect against the sub arctic cold) and is carrying a ballistics rifle.
You step out of the vehicle and wait. The guard begins talking: "Prisoner 9-799, you have been found guilty for 10 counts of blasphemy, 40 accounts of assault, and 3 accounts of attempted political assassination.
You have been sentenced to survive in the Sub arctic for 2 years. Do you have anything to say in regards of any of this?"
>>364802
"Good; I needed a holiday. Which way to the Pole?"
>>364802
"I should have taken cyanide. What now?"
