"Wake up, my servant of flesh and blood!"
Suddenly, you are conscious. You do not know how, but you have arisen from ashes to become human. Standing before you is the grand one himself, YHVH. He opens his mouth, and speaks:
"You are here with one purpose, understand? You answer to ME and ME only. Tell me, young servant: what is your personal opinion on demons?"
YHVH looks over to the camera, as if to speak to a third controlling will:
"First 6 decides."
>>360845
Demons are for waifus
>>360845
they don't exist.
>>360845
They're rad.
>>360845
Metal \m/
>>360845
Some are chaotic and some are lawful. The universe needs balance but I lean towards lawful.
>>361506
"BALANCE! YOU...YOU DARE TRY TO APPEASE ME WHILE STILL STICKING TO YOUR CLAIM?"
"I...I WILL look at me I'm noah, I suck faggot cock because I am a faggot, I'm mean to my brother too, I am a gay homo
I go on anime imageboards and post pictures of yellow dudes and pretend to be an anime character, lol I'm a faggot
What the fuck?
Okay I paused my writing to go to the bathroom and it appears my brother got ahold of the computer.
This is some bullshit.
I say we go recruit some demons while YHVH's having His lover's spat with Lucifer.
At length, sick with longing for those glittering sunset streets and cryptical hill lanes among ancient tiled roofs, nor able sleeping or waking to drive them from his mind, Carter resolved to go with bold entreaty whither no man had gone before, and dare the icy deserts through the dark to where unknown Kadath, veiled in cloud and crowned with unimagined stars, holds secret and nocturnal the onyx castle of the Great Ones.
>>361874
You sound like a Bal-Sagoth song.
>>361874
shut the fuck up you nigger fag. this is my thread. MY thread. do you hear? I will personally have the pleasure of cumming over to your house and killing you myself. Nigger do you know who you are fucking with? You are fucking with god. god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! god! dog! I will fuck you! Up!
but wait...what's that noise?
>>361911
It was me, DIO!
ZA WARUDO!!!
Yip this has gone so far south the thread needs to be purged.
What the actual fuck.
Summerfags,man.
