King Washington RPG
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You're King Washington, who resides at the White Castle of the Imperial Capital. You just got your coon sex slave pregnant. What do you do? (all posts will be considers cannon in some form.
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>35670
Eat out your coon sex slave.
>>35670
Pierce her nipples with your spikey thorax. Start shitting uncontrollably until you make it to the stratosphere
>>35670
Kill her, get a new one
>>35670
Put that bitch to work making burgers, that's what.>>35670
you eat her out and feel some of the babies head hair. YUCK! Do babies develop this quickly?
You look for your thorax, but King Washington is retarded when it comes to anatomy, and stabs her nipple with his crown. She dies from bloodloss, and you shit on her. You then use her corpse to make great shit burgers which you call "White Castles"
>>35737
You decide it's best to make a business out of this. Maybe the American plebians will respect their ruler more if he owns a business. WHAT DO YOU DO?
>>35670
abdicate the throne
You walk outside of the white castle, and call your people to hear the good news. You our leaving the throne to your scrawny slut wife with a cobweb ridden womb hole. The people begin to riot in fury and storm the white castle. WHAT DO YOU DO?
>>36626
Say "It was just a prank!"
>>36676
You yell like a millenial teenage youtuber(a concept entirely foreign to you but yet not at all) "IT WAS JUST A PRANK BROS". Their empty skulls continue to rip apart the white castle. Eating white castle burgers on their way their. so much for your imperial business. What do you do? Looks like good King Washy's gonna let them eat cake.
>>36726
Luckily for King George, all the burgers were made out of shit, so the rioters all get sick and pass out/die. He then takes their bodies and mounts then on stakes out in front of the White Castle. The ones who are still alive get put on ass end first so that their body weight drives the stakes into their guts via their rectums while diarrhea provides lubrication.
>>36726
Teleport behind them and say "nothing personnel, kid." Then slash them with your katana.
>>36726
Blame the Jews
Summon Jesus.
