I am god, and I'd like you to help this poor soul.
You see, This girl is starting highschool tomorrow.
But.. Everything in her life always does things the opposite way.
You will help her, Won't you, qst?
She is currently laying... On the floor as she failed to sleep in the bed. It's about time to wake up.
Highest roll decides
Rolled 32 (1d100)
Wake up and checks the hour
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>353492
Wake up. Then make breakfast.
>>353523
Written with 2 rolls current. 32 highest.
She knows it's time to wake up but...
Somehow, the floor is just more comfy than ever.
It'll be alright ... To sleep in a little bit, won't it?
The girl keeps laying on the floor.
>>353581
Fuck, Forgot pic.
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>353581
Use all your willpower to punch sleepiness in the face and wake up. The path to a happier life starts with not sleeping too long.
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>353607
Look out! A Spetznaz team is attempting to breach the house!
>>353630
Whaaat?
The girl is hearing something weird outside.
It woke her up.
She is curious to see what's going on.
Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>353656
Quick! Grab your favorite weapon and look outside through the window.
>>353662
Rolled 97. Writing with 1 roller.
She's not sure she even has a weapon!
Moreover, unsure how to use it!
In confused, slight panic, she instead hurries to the window.
...But slips and hits her head in the wall.
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>353680
Coincidentally, the Spetznaz are actually looking for Punished "Venom" Snake, who tumbles out of her closet, where he had been hiding.
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>353680
Calm down, cutely rub your forehead with your hands until it hurts less, and try to see through the window, trying to prevent further accidents as you are having one of those days of bad luck
>>353690
Highest roll 36. Writing with 2 rollers
W-Who is this! Is it a pervert!?
She gets even more confused once the strange, eyepatched man climbs out of her closet.
But... He is kind of beautiful.
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>353774
Oh, and your town's become over-run with giant, rabid, man-eating echidnas.
>>353793
Highest roll 38. Writing with 1 roller.
Outside, She can now also hear noises which had been unknown before.
The stress makes her cry.
The random stranger seems to be on his way, to deal with the Spetznaz which now has the attention on the strange creatures appearing.
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>353878
Follow Snake. He seems to be the most in-control person in our life currently.
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>353878
Pinch your cheek for a reality check. Either the world has gone crazy, or you are still dreaming.
>>353889
Highest roll 99. Writing with 2 rollers.
With shaky hands, she pinches her cheek.
Nothing happens..
Then she realize, She actually didn't screw it up! She managed to pinch herself without fault!
That's when she realize it's a dream, and wake up.
She's not sure if she fell asleep when hitting her head, or dreamt that too, however..
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>353912
She has that much of a bad luck? Pinch again for extra security, this could be a dream within a dream
Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>353912
Hurry! We're not late for school yet!
>>354001
Highest roll 47. Writing with 2 rollers.
She's making herself ready the best she can, and then hurries off.
Ah... But a cute kitty in a box sits in a corner of the street!
She looks at it a while...
Then she realizes time waits for noone.
In stress, she run into various things on the way there.
Ah.. She probably won't make it in time.
Rolled 64 (1d100)
You watch Inception in class all day
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>354052
Only probably! We can still make it!
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>354052
She runs into a fellow student (who looks surprisingly similar to the man from her dream). He is the new transfer student, and asks her for directions to the school.
Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>354052
You won't make it in time anyways. Go instead to the occult store near school and buy a lucky charm with magic hidden powers
>>354081
Highest roll 90. Writing with 4 rollers.
She believes in the anon who believes in her, and starts running like never before!
She makes it to school, somewhat, only being a few minutes late.
Other students probably won't notice. It's the first day after all.
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>354116
Okay, no bad luck so far, just try to sit in your seat without getting anyone else's attention and recite your mantra "bad luck go away, bad luck go away"
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>354116
Kiss the cutest girl!
>>354164
What are you, gay?
>>354155
Highest roll 83. Writing with 2 rollers.
She goes quietly into the classroom.
Luckily, The students are mature enough to not even offer her a glance, which relieves her.
However, being too relieved caused her to fall on her chair...
She kind of felt like giving up, but then the mantra-chant fell into her face.
She can't read mantras yet, however..
She barely knows what they are.
Perhaps someone in class knows..?
>>354236
Aah.. Gods mistake-- Seems I gave her a sutra, not mantra! Oh well, things can't gat too easy, now can they?
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>354236
Shhhh the teacher Mr. NotSolid NotSnake is looking at you frustratingly
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>354236
Sit down, act like nothing happened, scout out cute girls.
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>354236
Ask the nerdy girl in the class for help. You know, the one who's your friend and has tried to use science-based methods to end with your chronical bad luck and clumsiness
>>354262
Rolled 70. Writing with 3 rollers.
The other students are probably busy thinking of more important stuff.
She looks at all people in class.
There are 4 rows with 8 people each.
About a third of those are boys.
We have 22 cuties or so.
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>354339
Talk to the person behind you
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>354339
Well that doesn't matter since we are not lesbian or bi
Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>354339
Have lewd thoughts about the teacher, Peter V. Sullivan, who coincidentally has a beard, eyepatch, and short ponytail.
Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>354339
Talk to girls with mole, and by talk I mean hit on her. Twintails are great.
>>354349
Who is nicknamed Concentrated Cobra for some reason
>>354339
Concentrate on classes.
Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>354339
Concentrate on classes.
>>354384
Rolled 97. Writing with 5 rollers.
She try to focus on classes, but they just blabber useless crap...
Her focus is slowly fading away...
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>354419
Talk to girls with mole, and by talk I mean hit on her. Twintails are great.
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>354419
Look for your friends in the class. You DO have friends, right?
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>354419
Play janken with neighbour.
>>354444
She turn to her neighbor and ask for a game of janken.
She seems annoyed, and whisper;
"We're in middle of class! S-Stupid..!"
Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>354504
"kay, then we can talk about our wedding"
Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>354504
>S-stupid
She's clearly tsundere for you. Use your best cute friendly face and tell her that the professor won't notice it
>>354514
She leans back, Looking smooth.
She goes for the cool line, but because of her position, just a sneeze would make her fall back.
And just at the moment she started on the word "wedding" a sneeze attack breaks out.
She falls loudly on the floor.
Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>354567
"I seem to fall a lot, sorry but could you take me to nurse office twintail-chan?"
Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>354567
Tell her that your love is so strong that makes her fall
>>354567
"I just can't help falling for you."
>>354625
Rolled 93. Writing with 2 rollers. (Forgot last posts, sorry)
The hits the her head after falling seems to have made her quite dizzy.
Whilst it's probably nothing to worry about in the future, her speech pattern is currently messy.
"Help... cant.. strong fall..." She mutters.
Twintail-chan, as well as other students look at her.
As Twintail-chan feels it was her fault, she decides to take her to the nurses office.
N-Not because she care or anything.
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>354701
snuggle
Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>354701
Try to find out Twintail-chan's measurements
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>354701
Continue being dizzy and try to stand up so twintails-chan can take you to the nurse
>>354729
Rolled 29. Writing with 3 rollers.
As she's not really her ordinary fuckup-chan like this... She actually manage to snuggle up to twintail-chan without much trouble.
Twintail-chan is very warm and nice.
Eventually, Twintail-chan gets burning hot.
Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>354788
Go to the nurse's office with Twintail-chan.
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>354788
Find a secluded spot anddo lewd things to Twintail-chan.
>>354807
Rolled 80. Writing with 2 rollers
No. Twintail-chan will not follow.
After the snuggle, she wish to take care of her, since she needs to lay down after that head-hit.
Twintail-chan leaves her in the nurses room for rest and goes back to the lesson.
She's too embarrased to speak with you right now.
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>354848
Try to follow her only to fall from the bed ... just in time to be caught by our charming princess, the sexy nurse
>>354857
"Oh my... A freshman, sick already~?"
Fuckup-chan does not struggle after being held by the nurse.
The nurse seats on the bed, with her on the lap.
She seems rather friendly.
Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>354916
Try to joke about how often you ended up in the nurse office due your jinxed nature, fucks ups and miscellaneous bad luck in the past.
Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>354916
The mullet-having, eyepatch-wearing well-built doctor will examine you now
>>354932
Rolled 15. Writing with 2 rollers.
Even if she wasn't funny, The nurse kindly giggles.
She's kind enough to accept mistakes and failures, it seems.
The nurse says she will have to get some things for her, and that she should wait and relax a bit..
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>354991
Then relax and try to get some sleep to ease the pain. She can't fuck up relaxing, right?
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>354991
Vape
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>354996
Rolling for this, though I doubt I'll beat an 89.
>>354996
Ah... But the new school life...
Her recent fuckups...
The strange new sounds she's hearing.
It's tensing her up!
After rolling around in bed, The nurse seems to call out for her.
>>355012
Oh fuck. Slow update. Sorry
>>355037
ayo fuck u OP
u narc
>>355043
wew
I feel bad now
You're not a narc
>>355050
Let's say you get next move for free.
>>355059
just vape in bed mayne
while the time passes, a certain teacher by the name of Havid Dayter checks up on youand we promise to stop being lez for the time being
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>355037
>the strange new sounds she's hearing
Our school girl suddenly gets REVOLUTIONARY thoughts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J__ZdvsZaE
>>355079
>vaper lesbian communist clumzy fucknut who is a huge failure in general
10/10 student material right there
>>355068
While fuckup-chan struggles with vaping, unfamiliar of how, but eager to relieve her stress, A new man enters the room.
Fuckup-chan gets a bit flustered upon seeing him.
>>355110
Tell this man about your REVOLUTIONARY thoughts. Then check out Das Kapital and Che Guevara's Motorcycle Diaries from the library.As we all know, proper failures follow failed ideologies.
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>355110
Try to hide under the blanket (and fail at it), because you are unfamiliar with the man and are scared of him.
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>355138
Nice 14, kiddo. Check out my 14.
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>355125
This.
>>355110
Preach to him about how you want to give birth to the Japanese Commune and how you'll make the proletariats the master class
That stuff scares Americans, right?
>>355131
Adding my vote for this, since I seem to have the highest roll so far.
>>355152
nah ya don't :^)
...Query.
If she ends up doing the opposite of what she tries to do, can't we just reverse-psychology our way to being fucking awesome?
>>355131
Rolled , 44, I think? Out of... Uh..
The blanket literally evaporated thanks to the instrument used for vaping.
It seems she has to speak with the new mister.
But he is a sensei.. right?
Fuckup-chan nervously looks towards him.
>>355161
No we'll still fuck up
If we told OP we DON'T want to spread the words of the Communist manifesto to the Japanese working class, it probably isn't going to happen
>>355185
He's our Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, you silly willy nilly billy
>>355185
Picture... Again.
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>355185
Muster courage and talk with the complete stranger while you slip away towards the nurse
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>355185
Tell him that he kept us waiting.
>>355236
Rolled 55. Writing with 2 rollers.
The man comes closer, and kneels in front of the bed.
She opens her mouth to speak with the man, but at that moment, The nurse arrive.
"Don't leave me waiting! All is ready, i said!"
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>355297
Escape from this awkward situation by going with the nurse, seems like the safest choice
Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>355297
Go with Snake sensei.
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>355313
Supporting.
>>355322
Rolled 6. (+Support.) Writing with 4 rollers.
With shaky legs, she is supposed to go with Snake sensei.
However, upon entering the corridor, Twintails-chan returns and "unexpectedly" bumps into you.
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>355394
Look as cool as possible and tell her while both of you fall that you are glad that she came back for you
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>355394
lol fuck off bitch I don't know you
>>355411
Rolled 50. Writing with 2 rollers.
As surprise took expression, Looking cool was not an easy task. The best she could do was an .. odd way of smiling.
She's about to say that she's glad she came back, but at that time, the two of them land on the floor, and Twintail-chans weight stop her words.
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>355449
Kissu time
Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>355449
grab tits el oh el eks dee XDDDDDDSnakesei oversees this with a sharp starehis pants are geting kinda tight
>>355457
Rolled 98. Writing with 2 rollers.
Upon landing, Fuckup-chan places her hands to "accidentally" touch a chest. However, This chest was unexpected.
She grabbed Snake senseis boobs.
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>355508
Snake Sensei blushes and says "Nani?!??!!?! You are a huge baka desu wa no boku no paratrooper"
He's now completely and utterly in love with us
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>355508
Hug twintails-chan
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>355508
Tell Sensei he's got some sweet nips then run away with Twintail-chan.
>>355522
What a shit roll
At least I got tripsdubs
OP is gonna sleep.
It was fun. Goodbye, unless it's here tomorrow.
>>355560
night OP
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>355508
Wait... is Snake sensei either a man or women...?
>>355573
Rolled 44. Writing with 4 rollers.
It seems Snake sensei is more mysterious than one could think.
Fuckup-chan is severely confused.
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>356390
Try to remember to buy lewd lingeries (and don´t forget stockings and garterbelt like the sexy nurse) after the school.
>>356390
I guess we can just head back to class, with Twintail-chan if she's still around, and see what happens.
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>356390
Try to remember to buy lewd lingeries with (and don´t forget stockings and garterbelt like the sexy nurse) after the school. Invite Twintails and Nurse
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>356400
Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>356390
they're just cleverly hidden melons
>>356405
Rolled 41. Writing with 2 rollers.
It seems Twintail-chan got frightened of Snake senseis mysterious tits. She ran away, without a trace.
Fuckup-chan wanders away from snake sensei, to return to class... But being a new student, and confused, she is too unfamiliar with the building to find her classroom.
Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>356419
Lets head to the roof then, might as well ditch if we can't find our way back anyway.
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>356416
Come on dude, again?
Anyways, go on a corner and light your reefer, the one you hid in your small tits
>>356423
Rolled 46. Writing with 2 rollers.
After a bit of looking around, she found a stair which seemed to lead up to the roof.
Feels very high-school girl-ish to go up to the roof!
However, When in the middle of those stairs, they break!
Fuckup-chan falls, deep, deep down.
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>356439
She crashed down to the all buff men onsen!
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>356439
Good thing the drama club was moving a matress at this time. Makes a perfect landing spot.
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>356439
She falls in on the principal dressed in the school's female uniform.
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>356439
She crashes into plentiful bosom of Mrs. Principal.
>>356444
Rolled 14. Writing with 1 roller.
She sees the onsen, and get a glance of the buff men.
However, her fall is hard to aim, and she is missing their bath.
Instead, she hit her head in the partition and falls into the bath beside.
Someone is in there, hiding itself under the surface.
Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>356465
It's Mrs. Principal and her plentiful bosom.
You're going too fast.
>>356476
To clearify, I write "writing with x roller" once i've started an image by the rolls already there and have updated for a while.
It's not meant to be unfair or anything. In the future, I'll wait a while more however. My apologies.
Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>356465
A magical girl comes out of nowhere to save her.
Wow! She's so handsome and cool! We could totally fall for h... wait... d-does she have a bulge?! IT'S FUCKING MASSIVE HOLY SHIT!
...ssssoooo...I gotta ask.
What's the point of this if no matter what we help her do, she screws it up? The opening post was like, help her out, but our 'help' seems to only take effect on phenominally good rolls, and even then it's less 'positive' and more 'break even'.
So what's this ACTUALLY all about? Just watching a poor girl have bad luck all day?
>>356802
Yes. Bad luck moe or just simple bullying.
>>356856
Ah.
Not my style, then. Thanks.
>>356687
Rolled 46. Writing with 1 roller.
A magical girl has arrived!
But Fuckup-chan find her terrifying.
So it's not for certain she's saved or not....
She's currently in the magical girls arms.
Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>360059
We try to escape her grasp, but she goes on about how she's always been watching us and protecting us in the shadows. She then goes on an insane sounding ramble about how much she loves us and wants to keep us to herself.
Oh no... She's a yandere futanari magical girl... with scorpion powers.
>>360059
but there were 2 rollers.
>>360094
Oh fuck, Thought that was for the roll earlier. I megafuckup. Sorry, Again. Let's say you get this turn for free instead.
>>360094
Indeed there was, but we pretend not to see the other one apparently.
I mean, my option was chosen, so I was cool with it. I do feel kinda bad for principal bosom anon, though.
>>360101
The actual fuckupchan is OP here
>>360118
And that makes him cute. Clumsy moe!
>>360901
t-thanks anon
Anyways. The one getting free roll seems to not reply, Shall we continue?
I'll try my best to not mess up again.
>>361164
Rolled 88. Writing with 2 rollers.
This magical girl is truly scary!
Once she sees her scorpion tail, Fuckup-chan starts crying.
She wants to leave.
In the distance, a mysterious growl can be heard, And it's not from the creepy yandere.
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>361250
It's from Snake-sensei! He has brought the baseball club, "Diamond Dogs" to rescue us!
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>360964
Continue. Also, the magical girl is seducing her and fuckup-chan is struggling with her loyalty to twintails-chan
Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>361250
Escape from the magical scorpiogirl in a random direction
>>361250
dice+1d100
It's the magical yanderes scorpion dog hybrid, dashing at fuckupchan with murderous intent
Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>361250
It's Mrs. Principal riding bear.
Are we going for some sort of yuri/reverse harem here?
>>361344
I genuinely have no idea what we're doing. I expect someone to find this thread after it's over and rack their brain trying to piece everything together.
>>361322
Rolled 93. Writing with 4 rollers.
The Principal arrives, on what seems to be a mutated teddybear!
It seems the magical scorpion yandere is allergic to bears.
The yandere hisses and unwillingly has to let go of fuckupchan.
She is now saved by the principal, who seems to have a quest for her.
Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>361400
Ask her what the quest is and for a bear charm. Less we still unprotected from the yandere.
Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>361400
Ask her if you can borrow her bear to complete the quest, just to stay safe.
Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>361400
Fart and piss yourself uncontrollably in fear.
Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>361425
Rolling for this, bear charm sounds nice.
>>361400
The principal want Fuckup-chan to temporary become Kumamiko for bear festival.
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>362948
Forgot the dice roll...
>>362068
Rolled 94. Writing with 5 rollers.
Somehow, She mess up asking both about the quest and a charm.
Instead, She was given a charming bear.
The principal was in a hurry, and gave her the quest anyway, on paper. Luckily, Fuckup-chan is able to read at least.
And she's now got a bear in possession. It's bigger than a charm, but oh well.
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>363531
Use the bear to subjugate the rest of the students.
The weak should fear the strong.
Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>363531
We read the paper and our quest is to defeat the old kung fu pervert who keep on stealing girls underwear.
>>363537
Rolled 73. Writing with 2 rollers.
Fuckupchan picks up the paper to read but -- She drops it in a fluid below her, probably what was the yanderes scorpion powers.
However -- This does not destroy the paper.
Instead it forms a magical circle, And summon something...
She see something taking form. What may it be?
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>363541
It's Twintail-chan, she was a actually a semen demon from hell. She will come assist us in our quest to defeat all the old men. And hopefully not charm our charming bear.
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>363541
It's Nurse, she's actually 30 yo mahou shoujo.
>>363545
Rolled 89. Writing with 2 rollers.
The nurse has returned!
But she's now, Magical Meds.
Meds-san for short.
Fuckup-chan is surprised, but was under the suspicion that something was off about the nurse.
Meds-san offers help on the quest.
Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>363552
Lets pick up the paper if it's still there. If not then lets just take a random guess at what the quest was and go do it.
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>363552
Make the paper into an origami crane and ask it to lead the way.
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>363552
Meds-san injects us with Magical Girl powers.
>>363552
Meds-san is suddenly attacked by a demonic old man wearing lingerie, yelling that we'll never defeat his master.
The kung-fu pervert actually runs a demonic cult of panty worshippers.
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>363791
forgot roll
Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>363552
Ask her if you too can become a magical girl OF LUCK, to counterattack your chronical bad luck
>>363595
She tried to make a crane, But sadly it became a hat.
However! She feel enlightened! Perhaps she now know the way to the quests objective?
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>364578
The hat is dirty, so put it on Nurse and have her lead the way.
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>364578
The paper hat is thankful for your craftsmanship, and blatantly tells you your quest objective(s).
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>364578
To find titties of Mrs. Principal stolen by evil(sexy) witch.
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>364578
To find the abandoned WWII tank which lies somewhere within the school.
>>364702
Rolled 72. Writing with 4 rollers.
After walking around a while, She spots a water tank standing inside an old, insect-massacred room.
She takes a drink from it, and then realize it says year 1940 on it.
Nothing better than some "old" good water ..?
Fuckup-chan feels refreshed.
Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>365201
It is time. You evolve into Literally Hitler.
Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>365201
Uh oh. It turns out that the water tank's water was actually the principal's secret liquid LSD stash.
I hope we packed well, because we're about to go on a trip.
>>365308
Rolled 66. Writing with 2 rollers.
She were at the point of complete transformation, but just then....
She heard the sweet sounds of the Katyusha song.
Fuckup-chan got distracted and turned into another person.
Meds-san have started looked at fuckup-chan strangely now.
Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>365398
It turns out she's on an LSD trip from that "water" she drank.
So much more fucked up shit happens as Meds-san freaks out and carries the tripping girl to the infirmary.
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>365398
Meds-chan is so infatuated with Fuckup-chan that she injects Fuckup-Chan with Magical Girl Powers.
>>365398
You are so delirious for drinking extremely old water that you start hitting on every female all over the place, starting with meds-san
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>365454
Forgot roll
>>365454
Rolled 80. Writing with 3 rollers.
The hunt has begun.
Fuckup-chan hit Meds-san so hard she fell unconscious.
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>370181
Transformation ended. Apply CPR to Meds-san.
>>370197
Rolled 64. Writing with 1 roller.
She's leaning over Meds-san in attempt to do the infamous mouth-to-mouth, And also to press on her chest, to make her breathe normally.
But... Something has happened to Fuckup-chan.
She's incredibly strong. Or Meds-san were terribly fragile.
Either way, Fuckup-chan manage to break her legs, and part of her rib-cage when leaning over her.
Well.... Atleast she's awake now.
Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>370298
Unfix her
Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>370298
>rapeon accident
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>370298
Try to fix her up.
Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>370298
Try not to fuck up for a change
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>370298
try to fuck up as much as you can, you'll fuck up the fuck up anyway
>>376665
Rolled 56. Writing with 5 rollers.
She's not sure how to fuck up now. Feels pressured...
But she proceeds to attempt falling on the floor like usually.
However.... As she is about to, she hears the sounds of angels.
A bright aura is emitted from her.
Something has happened to her.
>>380748
Try tu un-fuck meds-san
>>381104
Dice+1d100
Forgot to roll
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>381170
Shit, forgot how to roll
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>381176
Wow, I feel bad for you, have this.
>>381412
But why tho
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>380748
Shit and piss everywhere. It's not your fault that you're not popular; it's genetic diarrhea's.