We're a bunch of dog's living in a forest
Dubs or first three votes decides what we do.
>Hunt for food
>Scout
>Mate
>Figure out how to use tools with our mouths
>>351829
>>Figure out how to use tools with our mouths
>>351829
>Figure out how to use tools with our mouths
This first.
>>351829
>Hunt for food
>>351833
4 Doggos go out hunting and encounter a dear, what do they do?
>Attack the damned dear
>Follow it and see if we can find its herd
>Attempt to capture it
>*Insert other ideas here*
Dubs or first three votes decide.
>>351840
>Attempt to capture it
>>351840
kill kill
>>351840
>>Attempt to communicate with it
>>351840
follow
Deciding to attempt to communicate it all four of the doggos surround the deer, preventing its escape.
Well... atleast what you thought was a deer.
The "deer" gets on its hind legs and reveals... hands?
>"Oh fuck, I'm going to die"
Its a human... in a fursuit.
>"I knew this camo would backfire!"
Communication is futile, due to the fact that Doggo-Human translation isn't available, so instead your barking merely scares him to the point where he takes out a small firearm.
>"Back away... I'm warning you!"
What do you do?
>Attack the human, tasty human meat
>Act cute
>Leave
>*Insert Other Action Here*
>>352005
>>Act cute
As distraction so doggos from behind can go for the kill
>>352005
>Act cute
:3
>>352005
>Act Cute
play nice now and eat it's children later
>>352012
>>352026
>>352048
The doggo the human is staring at acts cute and begins playfully rolling around infront of it.
>"Aww, you're a cute little thing aren't you?"
The human begins to scratch the one doggo's belly while ignoring the three others on its flanks.
>Attack him and go for the now extremely easy kill.
>Follow him
>Leave peacefully
>*Other Option*
>>352064
>Follow him
>>352064
Beg for food
>>352064
Kill him now, he wont expect it
>>352064
>>Follow him
he may take us in and we could live the lavish life
>>352108
He's a fury he's gonna rape us
I vote for kill
>>352064
>Follow him
When you get there, be sure to desecrate his fur suits, all of them.
>>352655
Alright, blood for the doggo god it is.
Your three unoccupied doggos quickly pounce, tearing at his jugular, while the last one goes for his hand, preventing the use of his weapon.
>Incomprehensible gurgling
Your doggos return to their territory carrying a feast for their fellow doggos, a deer suit, and a loaded handgun.
Dubs or first three votes decides our next action.
>Mate
>Learn how to use tools with our mouths
>Hunt
>Scout
>*Insert idea here*
Oh for the record, heres our current status.
>Population: 1 Alpha Doggo 5 Female Doggos 4 Male Doggos
>Weapons: 1 unusable handgun
>Technology:None
>Structures: A few small caves
>Food: Adequate
>>353011
>Scout
Could be more of them out there
>>352996
Grow thumbs
I'm surprised no one took to Write-in options for what they actually are, a prompt to create a breeding program to produce werewolves.
>>354296
Second this. Lets get sciency
Please come back, OP. This is my favorite thread! I would even continue it for you...
>>355244
Ooooh shit
>double digits
The alpha doggo tears off the humans thumbs and puts them on his frontal paws, mockingly acting as if he was a human.
>Look at me with my thumbs, fear me, hahaha
The other dog's, following the Alpha's example start wearing prosthetic thumbs from wood and stone and assorted junk they find around the camp.
Current stats
>Population: 1 Alpha, dextrious doggo.
4 Semi-dexterious male doggos, 5 female doggos.
>Tools: 1 Unusable handgun
>Shelter: Strewn about small caves
>Technology: 1 Deer suit, fake thumbs.
>Food: Still adequate
Options:
>Hunt
>Scout
>Learn to use tools with our mouths
>Learn to use tools with our thumb-prosthetics
>Mate
>*Insert Other Idea Here*
Same rules as before, three votes or dubbies
>>355504
Now that we have thumbs we should create our own sign language, this will help us communicate deeper thoughts to one another
>>355404
I vote for fucking female doggos to have more doggos
>>355722
>Dubbies
The Alpha doggo proceeds to mate and successfully impregnate half of the females. While two of the male doggos manage to impregnate the rest. The remaining male doggos, unfortunately unable to mate, decide to fuck eachother.
Current stats:
>Population
1 Alpha Dexterous Doggo, 2 Semi-Dexterous Male Doggos, 2 Semi-Dexterous Gay Male Doggos, 5 Pregnant Females (They will be in the caves and unable to perform any actions)
>Buns in the oven
10 Alpha Doggos (They will likely fight eachother and the current alpha) 10 Normal Doggos (Weaker, but won't challenge the natural order)
>Tools:
1 Unusable Handgun
>Shelter
A handful of small caves
>Technology: 1 Deer suit, fake thumbs
>Food: Low, but not dire
Options:
>Hunt
>Scout
>Learn to use tools with our mouths
>Learn to use tools with our thumb-prosthetics
>*Insert Other Idea Here*
Same rules as before comrades.
Might need to figure out a way to get more living space for our new doggos though...
They'll be puppers in 3 turns.
>>355807 Ill shoot for learning how to use thumbs. Dubs getarino
>>355848
second that
For the record, I'll be going by a trip now... because why not
And I'm announcing this because... free bump
>>355848
im with you
>>355879
>>355854
>>355848
>Three Votes, Doggos can into thumbs
The doggos, tired of fumbling with the prosthetic thumbs decide to spend time learning to use them. The Alpha, using the real things quickly adapts and is able to wield tools, even weaponry such as guns easily. Moreover, the Gay Doggos, practicing with handjobs are as adept as the alpha. The rest of the pack gets a basic grip on how to use them to pick up objects and can now begin researching simple tools.
Current Stats:
>Population
1 Alpha Highly Dexterous Doggo, 2 Highly Dexterous Gay Male Doggos (Gay doggos can't reproduce, but they are naturally better with their paws), 2 Dexterous Male Doggos, 5 Pregnant Doggos (In the caves)
>Buns in the oven
10 Alpha Doggos, 10 Normal Doggos, going to be puppers in 2 turns.
>Tools
1 Handgun, able to be used by alphas and gay doggos.
>Technology
Deer suit, fake thumbs
>Food
Low, but not dire
Options:
>Hunt
>Scout
>Research tools
>*Insert Other Idea Here*
Same rules, three votes or wubba lubba dub dubs.
>>355909
>look for a store
>rob it
Signing off for tonight guys, if you like the thread make sure to give it a few bumps till I return.
>tfw doggos might end up robbing a convenient store.
>>355919
we absolutely need more food for when the pups arrive, time to get some snacks
>>356066
we'll rob the store and then buy some snacks with the money
>>355909
Have some Doggo's scout for a shop whilst another doggo practices with a gun
>>356304
this
>>356304
yes
The Alpha Doggo, brandishing the handgun makes his way to a local convenience store, accompanied by 4 of his fellow doggos. Once they arrive they realize that due to its secluded location, the only person inside is the store clerk, who thankfully hasn't noticed them yet.
Options:
>Shoot the clerk before he notices
>Swarm the clerk and conserve ammo
>Simply steal some food and leave
>*Insert Other Option Here*
>>356848
>>Swarm the clerk and conserve ammo
Get this fool at gun point, steal all the food, if he tries anything alpha doggo wastes his ass.
>>356882
This
>>356848
Steal a bunch of their food and leave, if we kill the employees then who's gonna restock the food?
where oh where has op gone
Bumping while I wait for the third vote duborinos
>>357818
This.
Try being cute when we get caught.
Maybe he will throw some extra jerky for us.
>tfw still waiting for that third vote or sweet dubs
>>356882
Thiiiis
;)
>>357818
changing vote
>>357818
this. also, we still got to rape the clerc, right?
As the doggos steal the food the clerk notices them and begins calling animal control, the Alpha Doggo proceeds to shoot him in the head whilst the 2 gay doggos proceed to close the store.
The other doggos, seeing the plentiful food and new shelter proceed to piss everywhere in an attempt to mark their territory.
Current Stats:
>Population:
1 Alpha Highly Dexterous Doggo, 2 Highly Dexterous Gay Male Doggos, 2 Dexterous Male Doggos, 5 Pregnant Doggos
>Buns in the oven:
10 Alpha Doggos, 10 Normanl Doggos, Going to be puppers on the next turn
>Tools:
1 Handgun
>Technology
Deer suit, fake thumbs
>Food
Plentiful
>Shelter:
A New Convenience Store, Strewn about caves in the forest
Options:
>Move the other doggos to the new convenience store (Will not be able to return to the caves)
>Leave the convenience store with the food
and return to the caves. (Will not be able to reclaim convenience store)
>>362690
we leave the store
#dogexit
>>362690
we out, back to the caves!
>>362690
Go back to caves.
>>362690
Move everyone to the store
>>362690
establish an outpost by pissing everywhere on the shop
>>362690
WE ARE COVE DOGGOS! WE DONT NEED NO STORE!
>>362690
back to the caves, he called the fuzz
>>362690
>Move the other doggos to the new convenience store
It's fine, he was only about to call animal control.
